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Star Wars Garden Jawas

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:42:53 -0600

Sorry, but garden gnomes are so 'A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...' and these cool new and very mischievous Star Wars Garden Jawas are in! Utinni!!!

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Cobwebs In A Can

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 06:49:07 -0500

This Halloween, now you can quickly decorate with realistic spider webs simply by spraying them from this can of aerosol webbing!

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Terminator Fuel Cell Lighters

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:37:02 -0500

Futuristic lighters reverse-engineered from crushed robot parts found inside a hydraulic press at Cyberdyne Systems Corporation.

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Giant 7' Inflatable Elephant!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:52:01 -0500

This finely detailed and realistic inflatable pachyderm is ridiculously huge, standing a whopping 7 feet tall!

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Lifesize Terracotta Warriors

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 07:41:55 -0500

Lifesize reproductions of the Terracotta Army of the first Emperor of China.

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Blossom Boulders - Faux Rock Planters

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 07:29:10 -0500

Don't plant your flowers in mere terra-cotta pots when you can grow them in full blown boulders with these cool new Blossom Boulders - Faux Rock Planters.

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Giant 7' Inflatable Shark

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 18:25:13 -0500

You're going to need a bigger pool when you unleash this cool new giant 7 foot Inflatable Shark!

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Broomba Self-Propelled Broom

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:57:08 -0500

Creepy haunted broom automatically moves about the room cackling to itself while playing frightening music.

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Bloody Butcher's Apron

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 26 May 2009 19:05:08 -0500

This 100% cotton apron is covered in fake, yet very realistic, blood stains that will never wash out.

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Lifesize Replica of Captain Kirk's Chair from Star Trek!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 18 May 2009 16:59:57 -0500

Boldly sit in the ultimate seat in the galaxy!

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Anatomical Gummy Heart

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 03:12:50 -0600

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iSteam - iPhone Steam Simulator App

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 12:01:25 -0600

blow into the iPhone's microphone and the whole screen becomes a foggy dripping wet haze that you can draw or write messages on. As you draw or tilt the iPhone, little water droplets form and slide down the screen and it even makes that squeaking rubbing sound as you clear away the steam as well.

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Luminous Full Moon Credenza

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:33:55 -0600

A striking credenza, with a photo-realistic, luminous image of the moon printed on its surface. Coated with ELI (Eco Light Inside), an eco-friendly material developed by the designer, which creates a realistic, glowing effect when the lights go out. Ships with an accompanying CD of original music designed specifically for this piece. Limited Edition of 24 pieces.

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Star Trek Interactive Tribbles

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 12:53:23 -0600

In the 23rd century, an enterprising trader named Cyrano Jones procured an interesting and adorable little creature. These tiny furry beasties had a calming effect on the nervous systems of humanoids - well most humanoids, anyway. They were called tribbles.

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Troll Door Stop

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:22:30 -0600

Usually, you find trolls lurking about underneath bridges or in miniature forest villages, but now you can find them kindly holding open doors for you in your home with these cute little doorstops.

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Screwed Up - Refrigerator Magnet Set

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:29:36 -0600

These tough magnets will create the illusion that real screws and bolts are embedded into the refrigerator, but they actually have high-powered magnets molded right inside each piece.

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Stuck Up - Chewed Wad of Gum Refrigerator Magnets

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:10:44 -0600

These funny faux gum wads look just like the real thing, but since they don't have the same natural stickiness of real gum, they have high-powered magnets molded right inside each piece.

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R2-D2 Aquarium with Radar Eye Periscope

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 08:09:24 -0600

I never thought of an Artoo unit as an aquarium before, but this unique R2-D2 replica actually holds an aquarium tank in his central compartment and even provides an intimate view of the aquatic activity below using a fun built-in periscope housed in the radar eye.

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Embarrassing Fake Receipts

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 14:43:54 -0500

These realistic looking receipts are for funny items and places you wouldn't want anyone to ever find out about, like adult bookstores, questionable movie rentals and more.

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Authentic Boardwalk Photo Booth

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 23:27:26 -0500

Identical to the classic units found in amusement parks, arcades, and boardwalks, this is the photo booth that can take and print a four-frame strip of pictures in 16 seconds.

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Giant Gummy Bear on a Stick - 88 Times Larger!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:58:47 -0500

The Giant Gummy Bear is 88 times larger than a standard gummy bear! Each Giant Gummy Bear weighs half a pound and comes on a stick for easy, mess-free snacking.

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Kota the Robotic Triceratops Dinosaur

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:22:28 -0500

The cool new Kota Robotic Triceratops Dinosaur is an amazing animatronic baby dinosaur that stands over 3 feet tall, has realistic, but soft plush touchable skin and reacts to movement and touch for the ultimate in prehistoric make-believe fun.

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Lifesize Talking Wicked Witch Of The West Statue

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 09:40:42 -0500

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Webcaster Gun - Creates Realistic Cobwebs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:19:20 -0500

If you're decorating your home for Halloween this year and need realistic creepy spider webs to complete the effect, the Webcaster Gun is the ultimate professional point and shoot cobweb solution. It's basically a modified glue gun that melts down special glue sticks and then uses compressed air to spin the webs out quickly and easily over walls, furniture, staircases, windows, props or wherever.

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Lifesize Animated Halloween Witch w/ Bubbling Cauldron

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 11:23:46 -0500

Endora is the most wicked Lifesize Animated Halloween Witch you will encounter this Halloween. When the unlucky trick-or-treaters approach her, she comes to life, speaks and furiously begins to stir her bubbling cauldron with eerie fog effects.

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Staked Yard Witches

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 11:55:34 -0500

Nothing says Halloween like a coven of cackling witches flying around on broomsticks in the front yard, hopefully casting spells on the neighbors.

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Gund Basil Jumbo 80" - Ultimate Giant Teddy Bear!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 23:11:38 -0500

This is the ultimate in giant teddy bears and one of the largest plush teddy bears available today. He stands almost lifesize at a massive 6 and a half feet tall and weighs in at a whopping 40 pounds!

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Giant Lifesized Scarecrow

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:46:02 -0500

This Lifesized Scarecrow is sure to keep those pesky crows out of your yard this Halloween and frighten the trick-or-treaters as well.

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Haunted Tree Stump Candy Stand

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 09:38:29 -0500

This creepy but very cool Haunted Tree Stump Candy Stand holds plenty of candy and treats for all the trick-or-treaters this Halloween.

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Hanging Cocooned Man and Spider Larva Balls

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:14:58 -0500

A fine addition to your front porch this Halloween to get the trick-or-treaters wrapped up in fright. This realistic ready to hang prop looks like the victim got a little too close to the evil giant arachnids and was cocooned to be served as a meal later.

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Lifesize Poltergeist Clown Replica!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:57:17 -0500

Although this isn't the actual clown featured in the movie, which is probably locked away in Steven Speilberg's office or something, it is a very faithfully recreated lifesize and complete full-sized replica that is sculpted, cut, stitched, sewn and painted by hand.

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Mini Gummy Bear Soap

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 20:27:55 -0500

Twenty five mini gummy bear soaps that look and smell just like real Gummy Bears!

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Lifesize Zombie Garden Sculpture

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:30:25 -0500

This scary undead lifesize zombie garden sculpture should provide more than enough fun both in and out of the garden!

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Grow Your Own Super Mario 1up Mushroom

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:09:52 -0500

I'm not sure if they are legal or not outside of the Mushroom Kingdom, but now you can Grow Your Own 1up Mushrooms. Super Mario and his brother Luigi have smuggled in some very rare and magical extra life mushroom spores in through the water pipes, so you can grow one right on your desk at work.

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Hand Captured Irish Leprechaun

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:14:43 -0500

Inside the ventilated cheesecloth-covered mason jar sits a hand captured lucky Irish Leprechaun on a little bit of his forest bedding. Can you get him to talk and tell you where he hid all his gold, treasure, clovers and wealth?

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Lifesize Salacious B. Crumb

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:36:42 -0500

One of the most annoying critters in the galaxy, Salacious B. Crumb was the favored jester in the court of Jabba the Hutt in Return of the Jedi. Now you can own a lifesize figure of him to pester guests in your own palace.

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Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite Ice Cube Tray with R2-D2 Ice Bucket

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 12 May 2008 23:13:41 -0500

I have always held out hope that the coolest ice cubes in the galaxy, shaped like Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite from Star Wars, would one day find their way into my freezer. The Force must be strong with me, because coming soon is the incredibly cool new R2-D2 Ice Bucket with Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite Ice Cube Tray!

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Disney Pinocchio Lifesize Marionette

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:13:39 -0500

This is an authentic, limited edition replica of the original marionette used in the creation of Walt Disney's animated masterpiece Pinocchio. It is exactly 1:1 in scale to that 1st puppet and is made of wood and wood-like resin.

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Your Photo on Poster Size Canvas

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 14:03:01 -0500

Turn your photos into art by displaying them on a giant quality water resistant canvas!

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Bat Signal Prop Replica

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:41:42 -0500

If the forces of evil should once again rise up in your home, office or cubicle, there's no better crimefighting superhero to call upon than the Dark Knight himself, Batman! Simply flip the switch on the cool new Bat Signal Prop Replica and the Caped Crusader will be sure to swoop in once again to save the day.

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Lifesize C-3PO and R2-D2 Star Wars Droid Replicas

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 18:44:27 -0500

These are the droids you're looking for...

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Automatic Rapid Fire Mini Field Cannon

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 05:20:11 -0500

It's always a good time for celebrating or starting a little trouble when you have a cannon by your side. A full-size cannon would be a bit too hard to manage and bring along with you, especially to the office, but the Miniature 25 Inch Field Cannon is perfect.

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Bar of Gold Door Stop

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:06:32 -0500

The perfect object to celebrate the collapsing economy, the upcoming recession, the high unemployment rate, the astronomical gas prices and of course the embarrassing devaluation of the US Dollar. As these winds of change blow through your home, you can rest assured that gold will always be there to protect the doors from slamming in your face or that growing pile of bills from blowing off your desk.

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Lifesize Cylon Centurion Robot from Battlestar Galactica

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:41:17 -0500

This seven foot tall lifesize Cylon Centurion robot from the newly re-imagined Sci-Fi Channel television saga Battlestar Galactic is handmade by Fred Barton Productions, Inc., has a 100% fiberglass body with a hammered duo-tone finish, working red LED light effects in the visor and it even makes that eerie hum.

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Authentic New York Hot Dog Vendor Cart

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:49:33 -0600

This is an authentic hot dog vendor's cart, found on the streets and in the parks of New York City today, continuing the city's robust street food tradition that began in the late 19th century.

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Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite Desk

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:51:57 -0600

Tom Spina Designs have created the coolest desk in the galaxy! This incredible Empire Strikes Back themed desk is constructed of metal and fiberglass (sadly, not actual carbonite), has glowing orange panels straight out of Cloud City and is topped with a sturdy 1/2" thick glass table top.

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Alien Warrior Lifesize Statue

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:35:33 -0600

You still don't know what you're dealing with do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility. I admire its purity, its sense of survival; unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. - ASH (Alien 1979)

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Lifesize Egyptian Anubis Sculpture - The Grand Ruler

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:20:51 -0600

At over eight feet tall, the grand ruler lifesize Anubis sculpture is ready to protect your Egyptian palace!

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Rock Oil Lamp

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 15:38:02 -0600

Set your home and patio aglow with this meticulously crafted oil lamp.

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Caliente Party Pepper

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:15:48 -0600

This hot 16 1/2 inch tall performing pepper sings and sways to the Latin rhythms of the song "Hot, Hot, Hot" and keeps time by shaking his maracas.

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