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Motion Tracking Web Camera

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 08:56:49 -0600

This web camera automatically tracks motion and can be controlled from a remote location via the Internet, allowing real-time surveillance of your home from anywhere in the world.

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Purse Hangers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 18:06:03 -0600

These trendy and innovative purse hangers simply hang over the edge of a tabletop and hook to your purse, bag or tote. They feature high quality, sturdy construction, a cushioned, non-slip padding and are engineered to support up to 20 pounds of your necessities.

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Bacon Scarf

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 05:58:27 -0600

This succulent red and white scarf is made of 100% soft and lightweight acrylic and looks exactly like a slab of real bacon wrapped around your neck. It features inverted colors on the reverse side for a leaner cut and even comes beautifully wrapped in butcher paper.

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Microplane Cut-Resistant Kitchen Gloves

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 07:52:00 -0600

This seamless, cut-resistant wire-free knit glove has an incredibly fine steel core to your hands when you work closely with sharp kitchen tools like knives, cheese graters, mandolins and more.

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Medieval Steel Gauntlets

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:13:49 -0600

These two thick polished steel gauntlets are the ultimate in medieval hand protection!

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Knitted Turkey Baby Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 00:25:47 -0600

When traveling this Thanksgiving, be sure bundle up your baby and keep their head nice and warm with this funny new Knitted Turkey Baby Hat. It's not exactly for sale, but the creator is offering up the pattern for free if you or someone else has any knitting skills.

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Baby Bottle Bibs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 23:22:54 -0600

These absorbent and soft microfiber bibs have an elastic ring that slips over a baby bottle. If your baby trickles any formula, these unique bid rings absorb it be their clothes do.

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COOL CATALOG - Medieval Weapon Art Catalog

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 05:46:41 -0600

Party like it's 1599 - Step back into an earlier time with precision replicas of Renaissance and medieval weapons, Renaissance clothing, and fantasy collectible knives and swords.

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Snowman Bush Covers - Protection From Frost and Snow

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 07:30:54 -0600

Bags made of special non-woven Frost Protek polyester fleece cinch easily around your bushes when the forecast calls for a freeze. Stick-on facial features let you give the snowman his smile.

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Bubble Wrap Calendar

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 14:34:47 -0500

Fully functional poster-sized calendar made of bubble wrap with a bubble to pop every day, however don't pop the whole year the first day!

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Drooly Bibs - Slobber-Proof Inside to Keep Baby Dry

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:16:00 -0500

Fashionably funny slobber-shaped waterproof bib keeps a baby nice and dry.

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WowWee Rovio - Robotic Home Sentry and Interactive Mobile WebCam

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 14:17:44 -0500

The Rovio is a Wi-Fi enabled robotic remote-control webcam that can move in any direction and lets you monitor and spy on your home from anywhere in the world where you have access to the Internet.

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Modern Condom Dispenser

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:21:42 -0500

This sleek and stylish personal condom dispenser is made of aluminum and holds approximately 24 condoms. To use it, simply remove the cap and deposit the condoms from the top of the case. Every time you dispense one, the cap descends to indicate the amount remaining.

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Giant Lifesized Scarecrow

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:46:02 -0500

This Lifesized Scarecrow is sure to keep those pesky crows out of your yard this Halloween and frighten the trick-or-treaters as well.

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Fancy Plants - Miniature Gazing Ball Plant Ornament

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:22:06 -0500

This shrunk down iconic chromed blue lawn ball figurine is made of reinforced polystone and features a spiked base to hold it securely into the soil.

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Mandylion Electronic Password Manager

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 13:05:31 -0500

Never forget a password again! Keychain-sized Password Manager creates, stores, secures and automatically updates cryptographically strong passwords for you using military-grade password protection and encryption.

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Dog Umbrella Leash

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:24:47 -0500

If it's raining, sleeting or snowing hard enough for you to grab an umbrella while taking your dog for a walk, shouldn't your little friend get some weather protection as well?

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FakeTV - LED Television Simulator Deters Burglars

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:49:34 -0500

FakeTV deters burglars by making your house look occupied because it simulates the changing light from a TV screen.

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Hammock Mosquito Net Cover

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 01:40:03 -0500

There's nothing better than lying around in a hammock all day, but there will always be those irritating pests like mosquitoes, gnats, flies and other flying insect squadrons trying to sabotage your afternoon of peaceful summer snoozing. Well, with the cool new Hammock Mosquito Net Cover, you can finally relax outside without any fear of getting buzzed, bitten or just plain bugged.

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Giant Entertainment Party Tent

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 17:18:57 -0500

It's not simply your average everyday outdoor tent or canopy, this is a full blown, massive, weather-resistant entertainment shelter for your yard. It can easily hold 25 standing people comfortably and is designed to allow plenty of cooling airflow. It's epically beyond everything your guests and the food will ever need as protection from nature's unpredicatable elements and those pesky attacking insect squadrons.

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Socket Sense - Expandable Power Strip

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:03:01 -0500

This surge protecting power strip is able to expand or contract each of its 6 sockets to accomodate all sorts of power adapters.

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HydroBright LED Illuminated Color Changing Showerhead

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 16 May 2008 07:07:48 -0500

HydroBright showerheads will let your mind, body and soul escape to an extraordinary new place where you experience illuminated colorful shower water in the most entertaining, relaxing and refreshing new ways.

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Doggles - Stylish Protective Eyewear for Dogs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:53:28 -0500

Not only are they funny, the anti-fog, shatterproof lenses also offer 100% UV protection from the sun and protection from wind, bugs and debris, if your dog likes riding in the car with his head out the window.

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Ant Tablecloth Weights

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:03:01 -0500

Protect your outdoor table from sudden breezes with these whimsical tablecloth weights.

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NFL Uniform Grill Covers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:50:02 -0500

Authentic, licensed uniform covers protect your grill, show your team spirit.

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Cool Touch Oven Rack Guards

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:54:49 -0500

How many times have you reached carefully into a hot oven, only to accidentally touch or brush up against a screaming hot metal oven rack and burn your your arm or hand? It's so easy to do and it happens to me all the time. I found a cool new solution to these searing oven rack burns, the Cool Touch Oven Rack Guards.

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IronKey - World's Most Secure USB Flash Drive

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 20:50:59 -0500

Protect your data, passwords and web surfing with hardware-based encryption and military-grade security. It even self-destructs!!!

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Boo Berry Cereal Flavored Lip Balm

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 04:01:32 -0600

Protect your lips while reliving fond childhood memories with the spooky blueberry taste of Boo Berry cereal flavored lip balm.

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Veranda Grill Canopy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:56:16 -0600

Provides elegant protection from sun and rain while grilling. Grill fearlessly!

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Amazing SENZ Original Umbrella - Withstands 70 MPH Winds!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:08:55 -0600

The SENZ Original Umbrella is the world's first aerodynamic and nearly unbreakable umbrella that can withstand near hurricane speed winds up to 70 MPH.

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FREE - TecHome Builder Magazine - Builder's Guide to Technology

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:05:39 -0600

The magazine that helps home builders leverage technology to increase productivity and profit, and demonstrates how to bring technology products into new and existing homes.

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Episode 8 - Lepers, Leapers, Leaplings - Oh My!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:00:00 -0600

Today's topics include Leap Year Day, a cool pet vs power cord solution, a one sentence review of the Jesse James movie, mushroom can complaints, the Technological Singularity and much much more.

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iStraw - Water Filter Drinking Straw

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 15:36:58 -0600

A personal water filtration drinking straw that filters up to 500 liters of water and is perfect for travellers.

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Oriental Rug Auto Floor Mats

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:40:40 -0600

Automotive floor mats generally aren't all that cool and are never considered stylish, but that's all about to change. Introduce a taste of exotic luxury into your automobile with these cool new custom-fit Oriental Rug Auto Floor Mats.

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Mile High Kit

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 04:42:39 -0600

Traveling by airplane with your sweetheart this Valentine's Day? This hard-sided travel case discreetly stashes away all the necessary risque pleasure accessories you will need if you plan on joining the exclusive mile high club!

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Oakley Medusa Hat and Goggles

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:31:53 -0600

Greek mythology taught us that by simply looking at Medusa, a monstrous woman with snakes for hair, would turn you to stone. Well, good luck taking your eyes off the ultimate in apolocalyptic apparel, the Oakley Medusa Hat and Goggles.

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Black Beret Shower Cap

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 19:14:12 -0600

If more of the French actually showered, they might wear this cool new Black Beret Shower Cap to keep their hair from getting wet. I guess if you need a shower cap, you might as well get a fun one. Also available in Raspberry and Devil Horns.

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Bamboo Drink Coasters

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 18:28:33 -0600

Unique spun bamboo coasters are the result of a process involving the splitting of bamboo canes, sporadically painting the pieces, and then wrapping them into circular shapes.

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Halo Ultraviolet Germ-Eliminating Vacuum

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 07:17:56 -0600

This is the only upright vacuum that has a built-in 35-watt UV-C light in its base that eliminates 99.9% of dust mites, viruses, bacteria, mold, and flea eggs embedded in your carpet, the same technology found in hospitals to sterilize surgical instruments.

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Fire-Resistant Document Bags

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 10:28:52 -0600

Fiberglass fire-resistant document bags that protect your property deeds, passports, titles, birth certificates, cash, photos & more up to 1000 degrees F.

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CarCapsule - Inflatable Car Storage Bubble

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:10:12 -0600

The CarCapsule is a clear vinyl bubble that seals your car, truck, boat or motorcycle away from the elements and keeps it looking fresh and new.

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Sequiam Biometrics BioBox Secure Storage

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:42:51 -0600

Sleek, portable security box gives access only by fingerprint authentication. Only authorized users with registered fingerprints can gain access to your stored valuables, personal documents, rare collectables, fine jewelry, anything you can fit in its all steel case.

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LEGO Coaster Set

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 15:45:46 -0600

Keep your table finish safe and your drinking glasses slip-free with these flexible, 3-D textured LEGO coasters!

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Tri-Link Motion Alarm System For Cubicle Defense

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 12:08:45 -0500

A three stage motion detecting security system to protect your stuff.

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Loaf of Bread Keyboard Wrist Rest

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 14:23:40 -0500

This cushy Loaf of Bread Keyboard Wrist Rest is the perfect size for keeping your arms positioned at the right angle with soft, cushioning cell foam that looks remarkably real.

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Hardwood Office Chair Mat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 00:17:07 -0500

This portable office mat is 1 inch thick, comes fully assembled, stays in place, and will not warp or deteriorate, unlike typical plastic office mats that crack and splinter.

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Medieval Chainmail T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 19:42:06 -0500

A real lightweight t-shirt forged from thousands of anodized aluminum metal rings. Chainmail is definitely the new black!

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PetBrella - Pet Umbrella & Tie-Out Stake

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 23:37:17 -0500

Worried about your pet overheating in a yard without shade?

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Onion Goggles - No More Tears

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 20 May 2007 17:21:22 -0500

Does chopping up an onion bring tears to your eyes? I don't seem to have this sad crying problem with onions, but some people apparently do, so now there are Onion Goggles. Seriously. Oh and btw - the Vidalia Onions are finally out!

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Clumsy Coasters - Protect a Table With a Fake Spill

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:47:28 -0500

When you have to visit a home full of "coaster people", you know, insane people who absolutely flip out, scream and cry if you set down a beverage without a coaster, well you need to bring Clumsy Coasters to have a little fun with them. When they aren't looking, set down your vodka tonic on a Clumsy Coaster, which looks exactly like a clear liquid fake spill and wait for the fun. Soon you will be the center of attention as the coaster people reveal themselves, erupt into a screaming mess of tears and anger, pointing and accusing, only to realize that their precious table was protected all along and they are exposed for the uptight weirdos they truly are.

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