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Star Wars Garden Jawas

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:42:53 -0600

Sorry, but garden gnomes are so 'A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...' and these cool new and very mischievous Star Wars Garden Jawas are in! Utinni!!!

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Make Your Own Snowman World Kit

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:52:26 -0600

Build a winter wonderland of snow, snowmen and snow balls right on your desk using three different types of fake snow, just add water!

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Zubbles - Magic Colored Bubbles

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:43:10 -0600

After nearly ten years of research and development, colored bubbles can finally be blown in an amazing air-filled spectacle of spectrum!

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DuneCraft Spit Balls

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:09:44 -0600

These 21st century spit balls skip the spit and are made from non-toxic, hygienic polymers that grow up to 200 times their size!

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Bloody Hands

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:24:37 -0500

This pair of realistic bloody hand clings are the perfect finishing touch to your Halloween decorations or can be used much more effectively as frightening pranks.

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ThinkGeek Eviltron - Turn On, Hide It and Laugh Diabolically!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:27:01 -0500

A seriously tiny and easy to hide prank device that emits creepy sounds like creaking, scratching, breathing, children laughing and whispers at random intervals to drive your friends, family and co-workers completely mad!

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Giant Posable Centipede

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:30:07 -0500

Yes, that's right, now you can finally have your very own 56 inch long, one hundred legged centipede prop to play with.

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Toilet Mug

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:01:01 -0500

This 12oz hand-painted toilet mug is the ultimate way to enjoy your favorite hot steaming brown beverage.

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Shirt Button Spy Video Camera

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:02:29 -0500

An ingenious micro video camera that is discreetly disguised as a standard shirt button!

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Giant 7' Inflatable Elephant!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:52:01 -0500

This finely detailed and realistic inflatable pachyderm is ridiculously huge, standing a whopping 7 feet tall!

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J&D's Bacon Flavored Lip Balm

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 09:41:41 -0500

Prevent chapped lips with a lip balm that actually smells and tastes just like real bacon!

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Giant 7' Inflatable Shark

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 18:25:13 -0500

You're going to need a bigger pool when you unleash this cool new giant 7 foot Inflatable Shark!

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Bacon Tuxedo - Gag Gift Box

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:11:06 -0500

Would you be sad or excited after you unwrapped this funny decoy gift?

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Blood Bath Shower Curtain and Bath Mat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:59:08 -0500

Only a real psycho would want to be showering with a shower curtain stained with bloody handprints and a bath mat covered in blood spatter and footprints!

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Bloody Butcher's Apron

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 26 May 2009 19:05:08 -0500

This 100% cotton apron is covered in fake, yet very realistic, blood stains that will never wash out.

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Sigmund Freud Head Stress Ball

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 04 May 2009 09:37:10 -0500

Sometimes a head is just a head...

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Video Camera Spy Pen

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 10:12:29 -0500

This cool new Video Camera Spy Pen lets you secretly record up to 2.5 hours of audio and video from up to 50' away.

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Squeez Bacon - The Ultimate Condiment!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 11:10:19 -0500

Just pop the top, give the bottle a firm squeeze and try not to drool as delicious, flavorful and healthy gourmet bacon oozes out over your sandwich, fruit, hamburger, salad, pasta, etc. No cooking or refrigeration necessary!

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Falsa Wood Ball - Genuine Fake Wooden Ball

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:26:16 -0500

Although these balls may look like they're made of solid hardwood, they're actually made out of perfectly soft and safe foam. It should be fun to watch your friends, family and co-workers scream and dive out of the way of something so innocent thrown in their direction.

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Anatomical Gummy Heart

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 03:12:50 -0600

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Terry Turtle - Motion-Activated Swearing Toy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:49:00 -0600

If you're easily offended by profanity and obscenities spewed forth from talking animal toys, then you're the perfect target for the funny new Terry Turtle.

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Phantom Keystroker V2 - Office Prank Device

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 11:57:57 -0600

It may look like a harmless usb thumb drive, but it's actually a devious contraption that periodically makes random mouse movements, toggles caps-lock and types out odd garbage text and phrases on your co-workers computer.

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16 Ton Doorstop

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 14:12:17 -0600

This deceptive doorstop doesn't actually weigh 16 tons, but it does hold two pounds of sand, which is more than enough weight to keep a door from slamming shut or holding papers down on your desk.

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Annoy-a-tron 2.0 - Turn On, Hide It and Laugh!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:59:49 -0600

Simply select one of the new annoying sounds which include a beep, a 12 kHz electronic noise sound, 15 kHz mosquito tone, a cricket, a doorbell or set it to alternate between all the sounds. Now hide this little non-descript electronic device somewhere where it will never be found and hopefully annoy the most people. Then, quietly laugh to yourself as people frantically search their office trying to discover where the sound is coming from.

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Animated Singing and Dancing Christmas Coal

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:59:06 -0600

Simply clap your hands to activate this magical entertaining lump of coal and not only does it sing the song, it moves its mouth and does a funny little dance as well. Don't worry, it's clean coal technology.

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Embarrassing Fake Receipts

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 14:43:54 -0500

These realistic looking receipts are for funny items and places you wouldn't want anyone to ever find out about, like adult bookstores, questionable movie rentals and more.

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Obama Dragon and McCain Gargoyle Election Year Campaign Statues

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 08:44:37 -0500

Which political creature are you voting for in the 2008 Presidential Election?

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Hanging Cocooned Man and Spider Larva Balls

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:14:58 -0500

A fine addition to your front porch this Halloween to get the trick-or-treaters wrapped up in fright. This realistic ready to hang prop looks like the victim got a little too close to the evil giant arachnids and was cocooned to be served as a meal later.

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Lifesize Poltergeist Clown Replica!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:57:17 -0500

Although this isn't the actual clown featured in the movie, which is probably locked away in Steven Speilberg's office or something, it is a very faithfully recreated lifesize and complete full-sized replica that is sculpted, cut, stitched, sewn and painted by hand.

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Mohawk Drink Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:53:04 -0500

Unlike a boring old helmet, this hat looks like a head with a punk-inspired mohawk hairstyle with two cupholders hanging off each side.

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Grow Your Own Super Mario 1up Mushroom

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:09:52 -0500

I'm not sure if they are legal or not outside of the Mushroom Kingdom, but now you can Grow Your Own 1up Mushrooms. Super Mario and his brother Luigi have smuggled in some very rare and magical extra life mushroom spores in through the water pipes, so you can grow one right on your desk at work.

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Remote-Controlled Water Spraying Gunboat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:37:18 -0500

A cool new mini vehicular pool toy designed to power soak unsuspecting victims, in and out of the pool. It has three moveable water cannons that can spray water 360 degrees as far as 5 feet away.

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Revenge Toilet Paper - Will Not Tear or Rip!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:01:03 -0500

It looks just like real toilet paper! Just substitute this roll and the victim can not tear it or rip it!

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Your Photo on Poster Size Canvas

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 14:03:01 -0500

Turn your photos into art by displaying them on a giant quality water resistant canvas!

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Ceramic Drunk Chicken Heads

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:22:02 -0500

Dress up your beer butt chicken with these funny new ceramic drunk chicken heads! Just pop them on top of your chicken before cooking or you can even add them to a store bought rotisserie!

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ThinkGeek Annoy-A-Tron - Turn On, Hide It and Laugh

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:17:12 -0500

The Annoy-A-Tron is a tiny thin electronic device that emits seriously annoying beeps (2 kHz, 12 kHz, or alternating) randomly in 2-8 minute intervals. Just turn it on and hide it (it has a magnet) and you'll drive your friends, family, co-workers and general public absolutely insane.

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Pranksters - Light-Activated Annoying Sound Device

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:20:27 -0500

Hide these small, light-activated Pranksters in someone's bedroom, home or office. When the lights are on, they're quiet, but when the lights go off...that's when the madness of annoying sounds of crickets, mosquitoes, dripping taps and dog barking begins!

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Betamax to HD-DVD Converter

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:41:19 -0500

Betamax and HD-DVD are like a match literally made in heaven (you know, that place you go when you die?), and now you can get a slice for yourself. Featuring simple one-touch record between either format, your media has never felt less obsolete.

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Broken Image Necklace

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:57:02 -0500

In the 21st century, the little cracked computer symbol with a green circle, a blue square and a red triangle is almost as common to see as the smiley face. Well, now there's the ironic Broken Image Necklace.

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Beer Can Wraps - Instantly Convert Beer Cans to Soda Cans

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 21:05:40 -0500

These reusable vinyl wrappers look just like real soda pop can labels so you can instantly convert a beer can into a soda can and noone would be the wiser.

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Bar of Gold Door Stop

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:06:32 -0500

The perfect object to celebrate the collapsing economy, the upcoming recession, the high unemployment rate, the astronomical gas prices and of course the embarrassing devaluation of the US Dollar. As these winds of change blow through your home, you can rest assured that gold will always be there to protect the doors from slamming in your face or that growing pile of bills from blowing off your desk.

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Mad Science Bartending Set

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:48:42 -0600

Shake up wild and crazy drinks using the cocktail shaker with a built-in strainer, or combine various liquors and mixers to make the ultimate cocktail in the large glass beaker, and then serve them in the toxic glass test tubes.

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Anti-Ticket Donut

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 15:21:54 -0600

The Anti-Ticket Donut is a donut (fake) placed inside a platinum colored can with windowed lid. It is a novelty that a person would use to give to a police officer to get out of a ticket. Attached to the can is a label with the badge logo and a set of humorous directions about how to use the donut.

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Swear Bear Cursing Plush Toy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:24:43 -0600

This funny, but very not-for-kids, adults-only novelty plush is equipped with a voice chip that spouts obscenities at any who would dare squeeze him.

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Despair, Inc. Bittersweets Candy Hearts

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 13:00:12 -0600

Have you been unlucky in love, dumped, dejected, kicked to the curb or worse? Well this Valentine's Day, you need a few of these funny anti-heart-shaped candies.

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Shocking Pens

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 05:04:35 -0600

Have some real fun at the office with some of the most shocking pens in the world!

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Five O'Clock Clock by Tibor Kalman

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 14:59:34 -0600

The only numeral on this clock indicates the most important time of day: the end of the workday.

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Horntones FX-550 - MP3 Car Horn

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:22:18 -0600

The cool new Horntones MP3 Car Horn let's you mod your car horn to play any LEGAL sound you want.

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Animated Hitch Critters - Ball Hitch Cover and Brake Light

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 07:19:58 -0600

Give your trailer hitch a sense of humor.Take one of these critters for a ride on your trailer hitch, while providing a third brake light for added traffic safety. 5 styles to choose from.

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Shocking Autopsy Game

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 14:30:00 -0600

Stay calm and remember your medical training as you remove the weapons from this poor soul. But operate with care, because one false move and you're in for a shock!

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