The Green Head - The coolest stuff about Pranks

Terry Turtle - Motion-Activated Swearing Toy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:49:00 -0600

If you're easily offended by profanity and obscenities spewed forth from talking animal toys, then you're the perfect target for the funny new Terry Turtle.

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Phantom Keystroker V2 - Office Prank Device

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 11:57:57 -0600

It may look like a harmless usb thumb drive, but it's actually a devious contraption that periodically makes random mouse movements, toggles caps-lock and types out odd garbage text and phrases on your co-workers computer.

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16 Ton Doorstop

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 14:12:17 -0600

This deceptive doorstop doesn't actually weigh 16 tons, but it does hold two pounds of sand, which is more than enough weight to keep a door from slamming shut or holding papers down on your desk.

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Annoy-a-tron 2.0 - Turn On, Hide It and Laugh!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:59:49 -0600

Simply select one of the new annoying sounds which include a beep, a 12 kHz electronic noise sound, 15 kHz mosquito tone, a cricket, a doorbell or set it to alternate between all the sounds. Now hide this little non-descript electronic device somewhere where it will never be found and hopefully annoy the most people. Then, quietly laugh to yourself as people frantically search their office trying to discover where the sound is coming from.

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Animated Singing and Dancing Christmas Coal

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:59:06 -0600

Simply clap your hands to activate this magical entertaining lump of coal and not only does it sing the song, it moves its mouth and does a funny little dance as well. Don't worry, it's clean coal technology.

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Embarrassing Fake Receipts

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 14:43:54 -0500

These realistic looking receipts are for funny items and places you wouldn't want anyone to ever find out about, like adult bookstores, questionable movie rentals and more.

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Obama Dragon and McCain Gargoyle Election Year Campaign Statues

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 08:44:37 -0500

Which political creature are you voting for in the 2008 Presidential Election?

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Hanging Cocooned Man and Spider Larva Balls

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:14:58 -0500

A fine addition to your front porch this Halloween to get the trick-or-treaters wrapped up in fright. This realistic ready to hang prop looks like the victim got a little too close to the evil giant arachnids and was cocooned to be served as a meal later.

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Lifesize Poltergeist Clown Replica!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:57:17 -0500

Although this isn't the actual clown featured in the movie, which is probably locked away in Steven Speilberg's office or something, it is a very faithfully recreated lifesize and complete full-sized replica that is sculpted, cut, stitched, sewn and painted by hand.

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Mohawk Drink Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:53:04 -0500

Unlike a boring old helmet, this hat looks like a head with a punk-inspired mohawk hairstyle with two cupholders hanging off each side.

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Grow Your Own Super Mario 1up Mushroom

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:09:52 -0500

I'm not sure if they are legal or not outside of the Mushroom Kingdom, but now you can Grow Your Own 1up Mushrooms. Super Mario and his brother Luigi have smuggled in some very rare and magical extra life mushroom spores in through the water pipes, so you can grow one right on your desk at work.

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Remote-Controlled Water Spraying Gunboat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:37:18 -0500

A cool new mini vehicular pool toy designed to power soak unsuspecting victims, in and out of the pool. It has three moveable water cannons that can spray water 360 degrees as far as 5 feet away.

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Revenge Toilet Paper - Will Not Tear or Rip!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:01:03 -0500

It looks just like real toilet paper! Just substitute this roll and the victim can not tear it or rip it!

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Your Photo on Poster Size Canvas

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 14:03:01 -0500

Turn your photos into art by displaying them on a giant quality water resistant canvas!

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Ceramic Drunk Chicken Heads

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:22:02 -0500

Dress up your beer butt chicken with these funny new ceramic drunk chicken heads! Just pop them on top of your chicken before cooking or you can even add them to a store bought rotisserie!

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ThinkGeek Annoy-A-Tron - Turn On, Hide It and Laugh

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:17:12 -0500

The Annoy-A-Tron is a tiny thin electronic device that emits seriously annoying beeps (2 kHz, 12 kHz, or alternating) randomly in 2-8 minute intervals. Just turn it on and hide it (it has a magnet) and you'll drive your friends, family, co-workers and general public absolutely insane.

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Pranksters - Light-Activated Annoying Sound Device

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:20:27 -0500

Hide these small, light-activated Pranksters in someone's bedroom, home or office. When the lights are on, they're quiet, but when the lights go off...that's when the madness of annoying sounds of crickets, mosquitoes, dripping taps and dog barking begins!

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Betamax to HD-DVD Converter

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:41:19 -0500

Betamax and HD-DVD are like a match literally made in heaven (you know, that place you go when you die?), and now you can get a slice for yourself. Featuring simple one-touch record between either format, your media has never felt less obsolete.

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Broken Image Necklace

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:57:02 -0500

In the 21st century, the little cracked computer symbol with a green circle, a blue square and a red triangle is almost as common to see as the smiley face. Well, now there's the ironic Broken Image Necklace.

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Beer Can Wraps - Instantly Convert Beer Cans to Soda Cans

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 21:05:40 -0500

These reusable vinyl wrappers look just like real soda pop can labels so you can instantly convert a beer can into a soda can and noone would be the wiser.

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Bar of Gold Door Stop

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:06:32 -0500

The perfect object to celebrate the collapsing economy, the upcoming recession, the high unemployment rate, the astronomical gas prices and of course the embarrassing devaluation of the US Dollar. As these winds of change blow through your home, you can rest assured that gold will always be there to protect the doors from slamming in your face or that growing pile of bills from blowing off your desk.

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Mad Science Bartending Set

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:48:42 -0600

Shake up wild and crazy drinks using the cocktail shaker with a built-in strainer, or combine various liquors and mixers to make the ultimate cocktail in the large glass beaker, and then serve them in the toxic glass test tubes.

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Anti-Ticket Donut

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 15:21:54 -0600

The Anti-Ticket Donut is a donut (fake) placed inside a platinum colored can with windowed lid. It is a novelty that a person would use to give to a police officer to get out of a ticket. Attached to the can is a label with the badge logo and a set of humorous directions about how to use the donut.

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Swear Bear Cursing Plush Toy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:24:43 -0600

This funny, but very not-for-kids, adults-only novelty plush is equipped with a voice chip that spouts obscenities at any who would dare squeeze him.

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Despair, Inc. Bittersweets Candy Hearts

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 13:00:12 -0600

Have you been unlucky in love, dumped, dejected, kicked to the curb or worse? Well this Valentine's Day, you need a few of these funny anti-heart-shaped candies.

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Shocking Pens

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 05:04:35 -0600

Have some real fun at the office with some of the most shocking pens in the world!

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Five O'Clock Clock by Tibor Kalman

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 14:59:34 -0600

The only numeral on this clock indicates the most important time of day: the end of the workday.

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Horntones FX-550 - MP3 Car Horn

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:22:18 -0600

The cool new Horntones MP3 Car Horn let's you mod your car horn to play any LEGAL sound you want.

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Animated Hitch Critters - Ball Hitch Cover and Brake Light

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 07:19:58 -0600

Give your trailer hitch a sense of humor.Take one of these critters for a ride on your trailer hitch, while providing a third brake light for added traffic safety. 5 styles to choose from.

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Shocking Autopsy Game

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 14:30:00 -0600

Stay calm and remember your medical training as you remove the weapons from this poor soul. But operate with care, because one false move and you're in for a shock!

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Jones Soda - 2007 Christmas + Chanukah Holiday Packs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 04:33:25 -0600

Introducing, the all-new limited edition 2007 Jones Soda - Christmas + Chanukah Packs, just in time for the holidays!

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Tri-Link Motion Alarm System For Cubicle Defense

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 12:08:45 -0500

A three stage motion detecting security system to protect your stuff.

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Peep Show Shot Glasses

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 13:08:31 -0500

Invisible R-rated pictures embedded at the bottom that are magically revealed when you pour a shot.

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Xposed - X-Ray Bags

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 05:46:35 -0500

Show everyone your iPod, stack-o-benjamins, eye-drops, nail clippers, lollipop, sunglasses, and prescriptions as well as your pepper-spray, switchblade, brass knuckles and revolver. Maybe you've really got that stuff in your bag, but then again, maybe you don't!

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Portable Dry Ice Maker

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 11:02:16 -0500

This portable device is capable of producing a 1 lb. block of dry ice in as little as 60 seconds for keeping foods and beverages cold at picnics and parties.

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Pixelated 8-Bit Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 11:54:14 -0500

This unique tie has a pixelated design and jaggy edges to complete the 8-Bit look and thankfully is a clip-on.

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Loaf of Bread Keyboard Wrist Rest

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 14:23:40 -0500

This cushy Loaf of Bread Keyboard Wrist Rest is the perfect size for keeping your arms positioned at the right angle with soft, cushioning cell foam that looks remarkably real.

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Window Drops

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 05:33:04 -0500

Simply stick these drops on a window or mirror to create a watery optical illusion! Each set contains 8 drops in various sizes.

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Burger King - Creepy King Halloween Mask

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:20:56 -0500

This sure is a Whopper of a Halloween mask! This full over the head latex mask is a replica of the one seen on TV with the oversized face and attached crown. One-size fits most adults.

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12 Foot Black Spider Web with Giant Spiders

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 21:31:26 -0500

This dark 12 foot spider web is woven from black gauze and comes with two giant 19 inch red-jeweled eyed spiders.

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Screaming Flying Monkey Slingshot

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 02:43:36 -0500

Slingshot this flying monkey across the room and it screams when it lands. Just grab the monkey by the hands and pull his tail to launch him. His arms stretch like rubber bands to make him fly.

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Roast My Weenie - Stainless Steel Hot Dog Cooker

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 19:22:16 -0500

Yes, nothing will class up your shiny new BBQ grill better than this clever, stainless steel, anatomically correct, man-shaped, stick figure roasting tool that helps keep your hot dog up and off the grill.

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Cubicaller - The Cubicle Doorbell

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 12:21:12 -0500

If you have an office at your workplace, you usually have a door that someone can knock on to get your attention, but what do visitors do if you are stuck in a cubicle? Well, they would use the Cubicaller - Cubicle Doorbell of course!

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Sawdust Cologne Spray - For Real Men Only!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 17:47:57 -0500

I do admit, the smell of sawdust is quite intoxicating for most men. It's the smell of progress, construction and sheer accomplishment.

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Tinkles the Pop-Up Toilet Cat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 13:56:12 -0500

Listen for shrieks from the bathroom when your guests open the toilet lid to find a soaking wet cat who apparently fell in the toilet earlier. Great prank.

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Giant Inflatable Hands!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 17:34:04 -0500

These cool inflatable hands have Velcro fasteners on the fingers to allow you to make all kinds of wonderful hand gestures.

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Psycho Mother Shower Curtain

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 23:50:45 -0500

I just got this odd craving to run out, grab some Taco Bell and go rent all the Psycho movies for a little horror movie marathon. There really is nothing better than late night tacos and nachos, rum drinks and horror movies with friends. I haven't seen good old Norman Bates and er, Mother, terrorize travellers at the Bates Motel in years. Maybe I shouldn't hang this cool Psycho Mother Shower Curtain anytime soon now. Awesome.

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Re-Bell USB Doorbell - Add New Sounds Whenever You Want

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 10:35:02 -0500

On our cell phones we have custom ringtones, so why shouldn't our doorbells as well? Sorry, Ding-Dong - is out! The Re-Bell USB Doorbell is a very cool new doorbell that replaces your old one and also connects to your PC via USB to allow you to add your favorite sound effects, music, audio clips, movie quotes or whatever 9up to 30 seconds), whenever you want.

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Swimways Remote-Controlled Water Cannon

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 21:46:15 -0500

Kids and adults alike should get a thrill from the Swimways R/C Water Cannon. It looks innocent enough floating about the pool like a toy or cleaner, but little do the sunbathing people poolside realize, they're about to get soaked!

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Blood Puddle Pillows

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 10 May 2007 18:10:50 -0500

Looking for the ultimate in sick twisted pillow designs? Well, who knows, maybe you are. Blood Puddle Pillows by artist Keetra Dean Dixon are unique pillows that give the fun illusion that you've been brutally murdered, probably a head shot, and left in a puddle of your own blood. Unbeknownst to others though, you are quite alive, happy and slumbering peacefully. These pillows do have one drawback that will usually prevent you from getting a full nap and that is when your discoverer begins screaming in absolute terror and police and neighbors swarm in. It's just hard to sleep with that kind of racket going on. These cool pillows would also go great with the equally macabre, sick and twisted Body Bag Bean Bag Chair!

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