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Bloody Hands

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:24:37 -0500

This pair of realistic bloody hand clings are the perfect finishing touch to your Halloween decorations or can be used much more effectively as frightening pranks.

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Jabba The Hutt - Inflatable Halloween Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 13:11:57 -0500

This Halloween, dress up as the ultimate intergalactic gangster with the vile and loathsome new Jabba The Hutt Inflatable Halloween Costume!

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Aluminum Foil Dispenser

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:02:47 -0500

Replaces the flimsy cardboard box and cutter that aluminum foil rolls come in and helps keep your kitchen more organized.

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Blood Bath Shower Curtain and Bath Mat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:59:08 -0500

Only a real psycho would want to be showering with a shower curtain stained with bloody handprints and a bath mat covered in blood spatter and footprints!

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Yakuza Tattoo Table

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 27 May 2009 16:39:27 -0500

These wooden tables are meant to be treated as a living body and the unique, individual designs of the digitally printed tattoos are symbols of a strong cultural and personal identity.

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Evidence Chef's Knife

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 09:23:16 -0600

Do things sometimes get a little dramatic in your kitchen? Then here's the perfect accessory to the crime - an 8" stainless chef's knife with a fired-on, food-safe design that's right out of a CSI episode. Individual gift-boxes complete with official evidence tag.

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Motion Tracking Web Camera

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 08:56:49 -0600

This web camera automatically tracks motion and can be controlled from a remote location via the Internet, allowing real-time surveillance of your home from anywhere in the world.

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WowWee Rovio - Robotic Home Sentry and Interactive Mobile WebCam

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 14:17:44 -0500

The Rovio is a Wi-Fi enabled robotic remote-control webcam that can move in any direction and lets you monitor and spy on your home from anywhere in the world where you have access to the Internet.

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Mandylion Electronic Password Manager

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 13:05:31 -0500

Never forget a password again! Keychain-sized Password Manager creates, stores, secures and automatically updates cryptographically strong passwords for you using military-grade password protection and encryption.

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FakeTV - LED Television Simulator Deters Burglars

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:49:34 -0500

FakeTV deters burglars by making your house look occupied because it simulates the changing light from a TV screen.

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Clue - Deluxe Three-Dimensional Edition

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 13 May 2008 08:03:03 -0500

This is the ultimate version of the same game you loved as a kid, but it doesn't have to be put away in-between games. It features a gorgeous wooden game box with nine precision detailed and furnished sunken rooms, sealed with a non-removable tempered glass lid. This is the luxury version poor Mr. Boddy would have had on display in his stately Tudor Mansion, before he was murdered!

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Bat Signal Prop Replica

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:41:42 -0500

If the forces of evil should once again rise up in your home, office or cubicle, there's no better crimefighting superhero to call upon than the Dark Knight himself, Batman! Simply flip the switch on the cool new Bat Signal Prop Replica and the Caped Crusader will be sure to swoop in once again to save the day.

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Funny T-Shirt - Emperor's Club VIP Client #9

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0500

All ex-Governor of New York Eliot Spitzer got was this lousy t-shirt!

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IronKey - World's Most Secure USB Flash Drive

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 20:50:59 -0500

Protect your data, passwords and web surfing with hardware-based encryption and military-grade security. It even self-destructs!!!

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Bumps-Be-Gone Flexible Hangers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:55:56 -0600

No more wire hangers!!!

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Rogue Wallet - Front Pocket Wallet

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 19:44:30 -0500

This wallet is designed to match the contour of the front pocket of your pants and help alleviate back pain and deter pickpockets.

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Blood Puddle Pillows

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 10 May 2007 18:10:50 -0500

Looking for the ultimate in sick twisted pillow designs? Well, who knows, maybe you are. Blood Puddle Pillows by artist Keetra Dean Dixon are unique pillows that give the fun illusion that you've been brutally murdered, probably a head shot, and left in a puddle of your own blood. Unbeknownst to others though, you are quite alive, happy and slumbering peacefully. These pillows do have one drawback that will usually prevent you from getting a full nap and that is when your discoverer begins screaming in absolute terror and police and neighbors swarm in. It's just hard to sleep with that kind of racket going on. These cool pillows would also go great with the equally macabre, sick and twisted Body Bag Bean Bag Chair!

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Dead Fred - Morbid Pen Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 08 Dec 2006 15:19:41 -0600

Here's a fun and truly morbid way to never lose a pen again, the Dead Fred Pen Holder. You see Fred is dead because you stuck your pen through his heart.

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Dead Comfy - Body Bag Bean Bags

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 15 Oct 2006 03:37:14 -0500

The most evil twisted bean bag chair ever invented!

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Batman Shakespeare Bust Life-Size Replica

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 18 Sep 2004 12:00:00 -0500

On the old 1960s Batman tv show, on the desk in Bruce Wayne's private study in stately Wayne manor sat a William Shakespeare Bust. This was no ordinary bust, it held a secret switch under its hinged head, that when pushed revealed the Batpoles behind a fake bookcase that led Batman and Robin down to the Batcave. Well now you can have your very own and it really works!

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