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Novelty Goldfish Trash Bags - 100% Biodegradable!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 12:12:31 -0500

If you're looking to boost your curb appeal, start with updating your boring old black trash bags.

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J&D's Bacon Flavored Lip Balm

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 09:41:41 -0500

Prevent chapped lips with a lip balm that actually smells and tastes just like real bacon!

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Toxic Spills - Glowing Drink Coasters

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 18:50:23 -0500

If you consider a mere beverage spill on the coffee table an accident of nuclear proportions, these cool new Toxic Spills - Glowing Drink Coasters are for you.

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Cthulhu Hot Dog Roaster

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 00:16:04 -0500

When you combine elements of extreme terror, unpronounceable galactic monsters and delicious roasting hot dogs on the grill, you get something curiously awesome like this Cthulhu Hot Dog Roaster!

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Ti-keys - Tiki Key Covers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:18:49 -0500

Just stretch these cool Polynesian idol heads over your keys to make them easier to identify.

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Blood Bath Shower Curtain and Bath Mat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:59:08 -0500

Only a real psycho would want to be showering with a shower curtain stained with bloody handprints and a bath mat covered in blood spatter and footprints!

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Pepsi Shiso from Japan

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 10:13:17 -0500

Pepsi in Japan has been releasing extremely weird new limited edition flavors like Ice Cucumber, Blue Hawaii and White Yogurt. Well, this summer they are releasing their strangest flavor yet, Pepsi Shiso!

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Anti-Theft Lunch Bags

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 16:25:14 -0500

Protect fresh sandwiches from bullies and hungry co-workers with these Anti-Theft Lunch Bags covered in green splotches!

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Citrus Ice Cube Trays - Freeze Lemon Juice For Refreshing Ice Water

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:38:28 -0500

There's nothing more refreshing than a glass of ice water with a slice of lemon or a wedge of lime added for a subtle hint of citrus flavor. Another solution is to use these cool new Citrus Ice Cube Trays to freeze lemon or lime juice in place of regular ice cubes.

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Leprachaun Beer Tap Handle

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 16:17:22 -0500

The cool new Leprachaun Beer Tap Handle will surely bring you some good luck, probably steal your gold and maybe even pour you a pint of green beer this St. Patrick's Day.

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Life Preserver Wine Bottle Cover

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 15:46:03 -0600

A cinch to spot on land or at sea, this puffy bottle cover is a great life jacket for your Beaujolais!

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Arcade Game Ties - Asteroids, Pong, Tetris and Space Invaders

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:58:40 -0600

You're sure to get a high score in fashion when you combine the classic necktie with classic arcade games like Asteroids, Pon, Tetris and Space Invaders for these cool new Arcade Game Ties.

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Meatball Bubble Gum

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:45:57 -0600

These extra chewy gumballs look just like real meatballs, but thankfully taste like regular bubble gum.

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Cool Jewels Ice Cube Tray

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 15:16:32 -0600

This flexible silicone ice cube tray makes 6 sparkling assorted gemstone shapes to chill down and bling out your favoroite beverage.

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Bowling Pin Lamp - Turns Off When Knocked Down

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:59:45 -0600

The cool new Bowling Pin Lamp takes absolute concentration, fiery determination and skillful precision to turn it off, just knock it over

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MonKeys Key Covers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 23:51:25 -0600

These soft and stretchable monkey face covers go over most keys to make them easier to identify one from the other. These cute little primate key covers come in a set of six color-coded faces that each show a different emotion

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Knitted Turkey Baby Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 00:25:47 -0600

When traveling this Thanksgiving, be sure bundle up your baby and keep their head nice and warm with this funny new Knitted Turkey Baby Hat. It's not exactly for sale, but the creator is offering up the pattern for free if you or someone else has any knitting skills.

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Secret Shot Walking Cane

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 06:22:20 -0600

It secretly conceals a 1 fluid oz double shot volume of liquor within the body of the hollow beech wood cane with a glass stopper and treaded screw-on handle.

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Everlast Desktop Speed Bag

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 17:41:04 -0600

This rugged desktop stress relieving speed bag is made by Everlast, the outfitter of champions since 1910, and easily attaches to any smooth surface like your desk, cubicle wall or window with a strong suction cup.

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Embarrassing Fake Receipts

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 14:43:54 -0500

These realistic looking receipts are for funny items and places you wouldn't want anyone to ever find out about, like adult bookstores, questionable movie rentals and more.

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Revolution - Start Your Engines Alarm Clock

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 14:07:37 -0500

Awakens you with the exhilarating sound of a high-powered V8 engine increasing its RPMs as it cycles through four gears to top speed.

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Truck Antlers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 08:01:01 -0500

Turn your truck into a buck with these funny new plastic deer antlers that easily slide onto the windows of your truck or car.

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Automatic Rapid Fire Mini Field Cannon

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 05:20:11 -0500

It's always a good time for celebrating or starting a little trouble when you have a cannon by your side. A full-size cannon would be a bit too hard to manage and bring along with you, especially to the office, but the Miniature 25 Inch Field Cannon is perfect.

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Beer Can Wraps - Instantly Convert Beer Cans to Soda Cans

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 21:05:40 -0500

These reusable vinyl wrappers look just like real soda pop can labels so you can instantly convert a beer can into a soda can and noone would be the wiser.

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FREE - Candy Industry - Global Magazine of Chocolate and Confectionery

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 15:00:29 -0600

Candy Industry covers the global confectionery chocolate and sweet snacks marketplace. Readers gain insight on the latest production efficiencies, innovative packaging, ingredient technology and marketing trends. Published monthly, its editorial emphasis focuses on large and mid-sized manufacturers as well as news-breaking developments in new products, processing and ingredient technology and critical issues affecting the industry.

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Temperature Sensitive LED Shower Light

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:04:46 -0600

A cool new temperature-sensitive showerhead light that makes the water glow bright blue if the water is cool or bright red if the water is hot automatically using super bright built-in LEDs.

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Novelty Quarter Mat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:45:28 -0600

An amazingly detailed fun door mat made from sponge rubber that looks just like a giant quarter.

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Home Plate Mat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:09:33 -0600

This cool new mat is perfect for baseball and sports fans or just lovers of the obvious, because I can't believe no one thought of this before.

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FREE - Professional Candy Buyer Magazine

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 12:13:13 -0600

Professional Candy Buyer Magazine is the only candy trade journal to primarily focus on buying, merchandising and marketing candy.

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HeatTrak Snow And Ice Melting Heated Stair Treads

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 23:12:00 -0600

This set of three heated stair treads keeps snow and ice from accumulating on outdoor steps without the need for shoveling or use of salt or chemicals.

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Peep Show Shot Glasses

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 13:08:31 -0500

Invisible R-rated pictures embedded at the bottom that are magically revealed when you pour a shot.

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Lighted Billiard Balls

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:32:17 -0500

These cool and very real regulation-size and weight billiard balls actually light up and flash for a couple of seconds upon any impact. Each ball has 4 integrated LEDs and are powered by a battery that provides 50,000 flashes per ball.

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Heated Doormat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:05:43 -0500

This is the only heated doormat available that provides heat up to 50° F higher than the ambient temperature, allowing you to keep your entryway free of ice and snow.

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Hi! I'm Mat - Door Mat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 11 May 2007 09:09:48 -0500

The Hi! I'm Mat - Door Mat could only be more clever if your name was actually Matt. I just don't believe there will ever be a cooler or more dryly humorous door mat than this one... ever.

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Plasma Light Bulb

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:14:33 -0600

Who doesn't love those cool plasma balls that shoot rays to your fingertips when you touch them? Well take that same novelty technology, shrink it down and you get the Plasma Light Bulb. I wonder what it would look like to replace every bulb in the house with these? It would either get very trippy or open up a galactic blackhole!

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