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AK-47 Ice Cube Bullets

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 06:14:18 -0600

Normally bullets and parties don't go well together, but not when your drinks are locked and loaded with ice cold firepower with these cool new AK-47 Ice Cube Bullets.

Rocket Launcher Alarm Clock

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 01:33:08 -0600

Wake up to a NASA style countdown and a rocket launch! You MUST find the rocket and put it back on the stand to make the alarm clock stop ringing!

Bombs Away Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:45:27 -0500

I don't usually get too excited over ties, but when they feature giant bombs falling from fighter planes like on the Bombs Away Tie, I have to do a double-take.

Mandylion Electronic Password Manager

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 13:05:31 -0500

Never forget a password again! Keychain-sized Password Manager creates, stores, secures and automatically updates cryptographically strong passwords for you using military-grade password protection and encryption.

Soldier Egg Cup - Battle on the Breakfast Table

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:01:02 -0500

The Soldier Egg Cup brings the term shell-shocked to a whole new level. This cool new egg cup holds a delicious soft-boiled egg in the security or hmmm captivity of three sword-wielding plastic military soldiers. Why? I don't know exactly, but it's funny and your kids will love using it a breakfast.

FREE - NASA Tech Briefs Magazine

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:58:24 -0500

NASA's latest engineering innovations are reported FIRST in NASA Tech Briefs -- America's largest-circulation design engineering magazine. Each monthly issue features new product ideas and engineering solutions in Electronics, Photonics, Computing, Bio-Med, Materials, Nanotechnology, Mechanics, Machinery/Automation, Manufacturing, and more.

IronKey - World's Most Secure USB Flash Drive

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 20:50:59 -0500

Protect your data, passwords and web surfing with hardware-based encryption and military-grade security. It even self-destructs!!!

ToolLogic FireSteel Knife - Create 5,500 Degree Sparks

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:19:25 -0600

This 3" stainless razor sharp blade includes a premium wet/dry magnesium alloy firestarter that is capable of producing a shower of 5,500°F sparks to get a fire going quickly. A great survival tool to have handy in case of an emergency or just for camping, hunting, hiking and bonfires.

Ancient Warrior Candle Set

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:31:45 -0600

Pair of intricately modeled Mongolian warrior figurines are crafted of wax and double as candles. With an authentic stone-like finish, these candles look like they may have been unearthed at an archeology dig.

Tri-Link Motion Alarm System For Cubicle Defense

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 12:08:45 -0500

A three stage motion detecting security system to protect your stuff.

Motorized Walking Star Wars Lego AT-AT

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:12:50 -0500

This mighty LEGO All-Terrain Armored Transport (AT-AT) really walks forward or backward and is ready to crush the Rebel Alliance at your command!

Remote-Controlled F-16 Fighting Falcon Ducted Fan Jet

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 25 May 2007 19:08:31 -0500

I really want one of these Remote-Controlled F-16 Fighting Falcon Ducted Fan Jet! Propellers... Bah! Time to go buzz the neighbors!

Big Red Button Doomsday Device and USB Hub!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 17 May 2007 13:42:41 -0500

The USB Doomsday Device Hub is the big red button we've all dreamed of pushing one day, but this one is mostly harmless we think. When the stress levels in the office get a bit too high, pull this thing out, toggle through the safety switches, turn the final key and make sure the red warning light is lit. The unit is now armed and awaiting you to flip back the cover and push the button with a villainous chuckle. I guarrantee that no one else in your office can match the beauty or the underlying power of the big red button on their desks, plus it has a built-in 4 port USB hub on the back. Cool.

Automatic Shooting Gallery - Every Break Room Needs One!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 14:28:56 -0500

How cool would it be to have a full-scale shooting gallery at the office? You could take a break, hit the watercooler to quench your thirst and then fire off a little stress shooting at targets. Well unfortunately I don't think most places of business would like to have an arsenal of real weapons in their employee's hands, but there is a fun and safe alternative, the Automatic Cube Weapon Target indoor shooting gallery. This thing has automatic targets that fall down as they are shot and pop-up when all have been hit. Surrounding the unit is a large mesh trap that collects the spent ammo. It doesn't come with any toy weapons or ammo, but you could use low cost rubber bands, spitballs, crumpled paper or invest in a few compatible High-Tech Cubicle Warfare Toys!

Tabasco Grenade Topper

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:19:30 -0500

I found the perfect way to guard my surplus of Tabasco Sauce Gallon Jugs. When a villainous hot sauce thief attempts to invade my pantry, steal a few drops of my delicious hot sauce without the decency to even ask, then it's time for me to jump wildly out of my secret hiding spot armed only with my Tabasco Grenade Topper! Yes yes, I know, a bottle of fiery Tabasco Habanero Hot Sauce topped with a faux cold cast porcelain grenade topper & pin is nothing to mess around with. However explosively hot, I must and will defend my favorite condiment! I imagine this would be the perfect weapon in most food fights.

Tank U - Tank Flower Vase

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 18:44:37 -0600

I'm not exactly sure what message the Tank U - Tank Flower Vase is giving out, but it's definitely one of the more creative vases I have seen. War, Peace, Love...All in one. Would make an interesting Valentine's Day gift, just for the reaction you would get.

Hand Grenade Oil Lamp

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 14:09:26 -0600

No mere candle can match the sheer explosive candlepower of the cool Hand Grenade Oil Lamp. This little oil lamp/candle is made from real US Army surplus grenades and is much more fun to light when the power goes out. Not sure if this would be proper "mood" lighting though, well maybe with the right person.

USB Rocket Launcher - Fires Nearly 20 Feet!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:19:46 -0600

I thought I had the ultimate in office warfare armaments with the awesome USB Missile Launcher, but there has been a major upgrade! The all new USB Rocket Launcher is encased in a lethal new design and is now capable of firing foam rockets around the office up to 20 feet away!

USB Missile Launcher - Computer Controlled Desktop Warfare!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:47:34 -0600

plug it into your PC via USB, install the guidance software and you're all set for cubicle war! Aim your missiles, press the big red button onscreen and it launches one by one, three spring loaded foam missiles with realistic sound effects up to 8 feet away!

The Sonic Grenade - So Many Fun Possibilities!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 17:44:24 -0600

A realistic hard rubber and plastic grenade that emits extremely loud sonic sounds to drive someone absolutely nuts. Just pull the pin and it's armed, toss it and get away. So many fun possibilities!

Metal Desktop Catapult

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:03:44 -0600

Think of the fun you'll have when the boss is away and you declare war on someone in the next cube and they catch a paper wad cannonball in the side of the head. Take marketing department!

R/C Missile Launcher - Unstoppable Cube Warfare!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 22 May 2006 12:32:00 -0500

Here's another wonderful office toy of mass destruction, the R/C Missile Launcher! Grab the remote and maneuver the vehicle into postition, angle the turret at your target and unleash hell on your fellow co-workers from up to 15 feet away!

Swedish FireSteel - Creates 3,000°C Sparks!!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 05 Jun 2005 19:33:00 -0500

Simply run the metal blade across the magnesium alloy and it produces 3,000°C sparks which can be thrown onto a small pile of dry grass, leaves or paper to start a fire.

Authentic Cold War Tank Buster Missile!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 13 Apr 2005 20:17:00 -0500

We love cool stuff for the office and nothing will ever top having a genuine 18 inch, 8 pound Tank Buster Missile sitting right on your desk! It's decorative office weaponry at it's finest and is sure to impress your clients and fellow co-workers and scare your enemies.

Badonkadonk Land Cruiser / Battle Tank

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 15 Jan 2005 23:07:00 -0600

Nicknamed The Donk, this amazing steel-shelled rust colored armored vehicle will allow a crew of 5 to travel in style like something straight out of Star Wars.