The Green Head - The coolest stuff about Men

Koolatron - Portable Bar On Wheels

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:51:27 -0600

Unlike mere insulated coolers, this portable, rechargeable cooler keeps wine, beer, sodas, juice, water, refreshments and more chilled down to 40 degrees F for up to 4 hours per charge!

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Chewbacca Wookiee Slippers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:02:47 -0600

Unfortunately, these furry slippers aren't made from real Wookiee fur (or even Ewok), at least I don't think so, but do have Chewbacca's fuzzy head on the front of them.

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Brewtender - Tabletop Beer Dispenser

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:33:13 -0600

Tabletop dispenser holds, chills, illuminates and dispenses 80 ounces of your favorite beverage like beer, wine, margaritas, juice, iced tea, water and more!

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Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:32:02 -0600

After your Thanksgiving turkey feast, prepare yourself for the traditional couch nap by slipping into something more comfortable like this cool new Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt!

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Cast Iron Hand

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:45:06 -0600

Cool ashtray for cigar smokers or anyone looking for a unique pocket change holder!

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Drib - Driving Bib Prevents Drips and Spills

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:19:03 -0500

Driving bib for hungry professional commuters, the notoriously clumsy and fashionable ones eating on the go!

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Reversible Noose Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:04:46 -0500

One side features a normal professional black tie and on the other a morbid print of a deadly rope noose.

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5.11 Light For Life Tactical Flashlight - Recharges in 90 seconds!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 16:56:45 -0500

A durable, high-performance flashlight that does away with batteries and is able to fully recharge in only 90 seconds!

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Star Trek Cologne and Perfume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 16:33:34 -0500

Hey Trekkies, before you beam down on your next away mission or convention here on Earth, splash on some of this cool new and boldly futuristic Star Trek Cologne and you'll really be set to stun!

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Pirate Captain Octopus T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:01:10 -0500

A pirate is cool, an octopus is cool and if you combine them, you get the even cooler and much more deadly Pirate Captain Octopus T-Shirt!

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Franklinstein T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:45:42 -0500

Excerpt: They laid Ben Franklin's dead body out on a gurney, re-installed the stolen brain, implanted lightning rod bolts in his neck, tied a string to the bolts and flew a kite with a metal key attached on the other end...

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Paper Beats Rock T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:59:58 -0500

Rock crushes scissors, scissors cuts paper, paper wraps rock, but never trust paper, because it can fly!

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Samurai Underwear

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 13:56:54 -0500

A little bit of extra armor is always welcome down below and these warrior underwear are styled after actual armor designs of famous Japanese shogun and samurai.

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Ninja Star Coat Hooks

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 22:22:41 -0500

When a ninja comes home after a long hard day full of assassinations and other super stealth killing action, they need to hang their dark masks up on something appropriate like these cool new Ninja Star Coat Hooks.

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J&D's Bacon Flavored Lip Balm

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 09:41:41 -0500

Prevent chapped lips with a lip balm that actually smells and tastes just like real bacon!

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Power Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:29:11 -0500

Stylish silk tie patterned with the ultimate in symbols of power, the actual universal power symbol for electronics and computers!

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Instant Kilt Beach Towel

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 18:11:23 -0500

100% cotton beach towel that wraps around your waist and looks like you're wearing a real Scottish kilt.

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Bolt Wine Bottle Stopper

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:59:00 -0500

Simple, functional bottle stopper not only ensures a tight, bolted seal for wine bottles, it can probably be used for other DIY projects around the home too!

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Cthulhu Hot Dog Roaster

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 00:16:04 -0500

When you combine elements of extreme terror, unpronounceable galactic monsters and delicious roasting hot dogs on the grill, you get something curiously awesome like this Cthulhu Hot Dog Roaster!

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Broken Image T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:08:29 -0500

When you wake up in the morning and feel like you're just failing to load, put on this funny t-shirt.

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Zuny Animal Bookends / Doorstops / Paperweights

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:52:05 -0500

These whimsically fun handmade leather animal figures are filled with iron sand and make great weighted bookends, doorstops and paperweights.

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Bacon Tuxedo - Gag Gift Box

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:11:06 -0500

Would you be sad or excited after you unwrapped this funny decoy gift?

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Nuclear Evolution T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:54:43 -0500

That old Evolution of Man diagram will need to be updated soon and the funny new Nuclear Evolution T-Shirt looks to be on par for where we're headed.

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I Heart Bacon T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:58:36 -0500

If you're a bacon lover, a connoisseur of swine or a pig enthusiast, then show your true devotion to this tasty pork treat while wearing this cool new shirt.

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Hotwicks Whiskey Scented Candle

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 17:47:29 -0500

This single malt scented wax candle delivers hints of peat and caramel and a peppery, warming finish to your nose. Complex, well-balanced and reminiscent of wax!

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Liquor is Quicker T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:27:18 -0500

What can I say, this funny Liquor is Quicker T-Shirt made me laugh.

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Hotwicks Beer Scented Candle

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 14:59:07 -0500

The perfect source of fragrant, ambiant illumination for the home bar, in the garage or anywhere you want to breath in the fresh scent of intoxication!

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Leather Beanbag Bookends

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 14:05:14 -0500

This unique pair of coffee bean brown colored beanbags are made from thick top grain leather, loosely filled with just under two pounds of pea-sized gravel and securely sewn with heavy duty thread.

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Wrenchware - Flatware Tool Set

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:18:33 -0500

A rugged three piece set of 18/10 polished drop forged stainless steel utensils styled to resemble actual heavy duty tools.

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Bloody Butcher's Apron

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 26 May 2009 19:05:08 -0500

This 100% cotton apron is covered in fake, yet very realistic, blood stains that will never wash out.

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Rich Man's Change Bank

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 18 May 2009 16:38:40 -0500

This stylish stainless steel canister is the simple solution to collecting all that extra loose change in your pocket.

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Swann FlashlightDVR - Flashlight, Digital Video Recorder and Camera in One!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 05 May 2009 14:18:39 -0500

A portable heavy-duty flashlight that allows you to capture video and audio, take photos and even record in the dark with built-in infrared night vision.

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Poker Night Serving Bowls

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 20:14:59 -0500

These unique stoneware bowls are shaped like the four suits on a deck of cards - hearts, diamonds, clubs and spades.

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Grill Daddy Pro - Grill Brush Cleans with the Power of Steam!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 18:55:43 -0500

An innovative new grill brush that makes cleaning easier, by using the power of steam to brush, steam, and sterilize messy grill grates.

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Dart Coat Hooks

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 08:04:48 -0500

These darts aren't ordinary darts, they're sturdy stainless steel darts tipped with screws that double as a coat hooks.

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Outset Leather Grill Apron

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:51:40 -0500

If you absolutely must wear an apron to protect your clothes from spitting sausages, hot burger grease and BBQ sauce splatters while grilling this summer, look no further than the cool new Outset Leather Grill Apron.

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Arcade Game Ties - Asteroids, Pong, Tetris and Space Invaders

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:58:40 -0600

You're sure to get a high score in fashion when you combine the classic necktie with classic arcade games like Asteroids, Pon, Tetris and Space Invaders for these cool new Arcade Game Ties.

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Smittens - Romantic Mittens For Holding Hands

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 04:00:40 -0600

Smittens are mittens specially designed so that two people can hold hands inside of one mitten.

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Craftsman Bottle Opener

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 14:00:46 -0600

The ultimate gadget for beer drinkers and tool lovers alike. This high strength stainless steel bottle opener has a unique, matching Craftsman tool handle and can tackle even the toughest bottle cap removal projects

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Terry Turtle - Motion-Activated Swearing Toy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:49:00 -0600

If you're easily offended by profanity and obscenities spewed forth from talking animal toys, then you're the perfect target for the funny new Terry Turtle.

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Keg Line Polo Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:08:33 -0600

A funny and inexpensive alternative to the high and mighty alligator and horse themed designer shirts. Rather than a snooty animal logo, there is a little keg instead.

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Gas-Powered Party Blender

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 11:19:32 -0600

Grab the handlebars and open up the adjustable throttle for the best blender beverages on the block.

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Sunforce 40 Million Candlepower HID Spotlight Lantern

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 10:31:27 -0600

This super-powered 40 million candlepower flashlight/spotlight can not only light up the night and your neighbor's house with its advanced high-intensity discharge (HID) 35 Watt bulb, it can even be used to jump start your car.

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Screwed Up - Refrigerator Magnet Set

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:29:36 -0600

These tough magnets will create the illusion that real screws and bolts are embedded into the refrigerator, but they actually have high-powered magnets molded right inside each piece.

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COOL CATALOG - Medieval Weapon Art Catalog

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 05:46:41 -0600

Party like it's 1599 - Step back into an earlier time with precision replicas of Renaissance and medieval weapons, Renaissance clothing, and fantasy collectible knives and swords.

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Concrete Tumblers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 09:40:19 -0600

These cool, timeless and simple glasses are a combination of real solid concrete and glass and work perfectly for any occasion.

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Revolution - Start Your Engines Alarm Clock

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 14:07:37 -0500

Awakens you with the exhilarating sound of a high-powered V8 engine increasing its RPMs as it cycles through four gears to top speed.

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Truck Antlers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 08:01:01 -0500

Turn your truck into a buck with these funny new plastic deer antlers that easily slide onto the windows of your truck or car.

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3,200 Lumens High Intensity Xenon Rechargeable Flashlight

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 01:13:54 -0500

Rechargeable lantern that produces 3,200 lumens from a high-intensity discharge (HID) Xenon lamp which allows it to illuminate objects up to a full mile away.

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Modern Condom Dispenser

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:21:42 -0500

This sleek and stylish personal condom dispenser is made of aluminum and holds approximately 24 condoms. To use it, simply remove the cap and deposit the condoms from the top of the case. Every time you dispense one, the cap descends to indicate the amount remaining.

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