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Star Wars Tauntaun Sleeping Bag

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:49:38 -0600

This winter, after trudging all day through the snow and sub-zero temperatures, possibly after escaping a devastating Wampa attack, snuggle up in the belly of this cool new Star Wars Tauntaun Sleeping Bag to keep yourself warm. Thankfully, unlike the original frozen carcass, this one doesn't smell bad on the inside!

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Stuffed Horse Head Pillow

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:12:56 -0600

Send your frenemies a clear message when they wake up next to this Stuffed Horse Head Pillow!

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Reversible Noose Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:04:46 -0500

One side features a normal professional black tie and on the other a morbid print of a deadly rope noose.

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Bloody Hands

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:24:37 -0500

This pair of realistic bloody hand clings are the perfect finishing touch to your Halloween decorations or can be used much more effectively as frightening pranks.

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Bamboo Skeleton Wind Chimes

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 10:39:39 -0500

You know it's Fall when you can feel the crisp, cool air, smell the burning bonfires, see the beautiful color leaves and hear the eerie sounds of clattering bones from this creepy new Bamboo Skeleton Wind Chime!

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Dripping Blood Tablecloth

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 02:28:17 -0500

This blood drenched decorative table cover looks like it was used during a brutal dismemberment, with a gory blood-red top and more blood splattered and dripping down the sides!

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Frankenstein Vase

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:35:11 -0500

This fun ceramic vase is designed to look like the monster's greenish severed hand and is posed to hold all your favorite roseless stems, dead flowers, weeds and more!

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Jack-O-Wax - Carvable Pumpkin Candles

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:11:19 -0500

These little pumpkin candles are made with soft wax that can actually be carved, molded and shaped into any ghoulish expression you can think up.

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Skeleton Oven Mitt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 08:42:16 -0500

Sure the scary bones of the skeleton hand make for spooky kitchen decor, but they also serve as a grisly reminder what searing heat can do to your flesh!

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Jello Shot Syringe Injectors

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:02:36 -0500

These phobia-inducing shot glasses are shaped like real medical syringes with working plungers. Just open up your mouth and say, Ahhh!

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Franklinstein T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:45:42 -0500

Excerpt: They laid Ben Franklin's dead body out on a gurney, re-installed the stolen brain, implanted lightning rod bolts in his neck, tied a string to the bolts and flew a kite with a metal key attached on the other end...

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Cannibal Marshmallows T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 11:00:56 -0500

They eat their own!

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Ominous Blinking Eyes - Use Electroluminescent Technology

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 23:53:58 -0500

This Halloween or anytime of the year, give trick-or-treaters the evil eye as they approach your home with these cool new Ominous Blinking Eyes!

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Cthulhu Hot Dog Roaster

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 00:16:04 -0500

When you combine elements of extreme terror, unpronounceable galactic monsters and delicious roasting hot dogs on the grill, you get something curiously awesome like this Cthulhu Hot Dog Roaster!

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Broomba Self-Propelled Broom

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:57:08 -0500

Creepy haunted broom automatically moves about the room cackling to itself while playing frightening music.

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Blood Bath Shower Curtain and Bath Mat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:59:08 -0500

Only a real psycho would want to be showering with a shower curtain stained with bloody handprints and a bath mat covered in blood spatter and footprints!

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Evidence Chef's Knife

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 09:23:16 -0600

Do things sometimes get a little dramatic in your kitchen? Then here's the perfect accessory to the crime - an 8" stainless chef's knife with a fired-on, food-safe design that's right out of a CSI episode. Individual gift-boxes complete with official evidence tag.

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R/C Zombie w/ Brain-Shaped Remote Control

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 17:01:26 -0600

This undead minion is at your full remote control command. Simply press a button on the brain-shaped remote control and he walks and groans - press it again, he stops, hopefully!

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Broken Heart Knife Block

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 15:34:14 -0600

Unlucky in love? Pull that knife out of your heart and your back and stick them where they really belong, the cool new Broken Heart Knife Block.

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Anatomical Gummy Heart

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 03:12:50 -0600

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Disembodied Hand Wrist Rest

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:31:24 -0500

Terrifyingly realistic foam wrist-rest in the shape of a disembodied hand!

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Inflatable Headless Horseman Illusion Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:06:01 -0500

This cool three-dimensional costume self-inflates with a built-in fan to create the amazing illusion that you are the Headless Horseman riding up on your horse holding your pumpkin head in your hand.

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Franken Stein - The Ultimate Stein!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:44:12 -0500

This Halloween, the ultimate stein for holding your favorite bubbling spiked beverage concoction is the Franken Stein monster mug of course!

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Mummy Stein

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:03:32 -0500

This Halloween, quench your thirst for blood or other fine beverage with a spooky new Mummy Stein. This oversized ceramic mummy head mug is nearly 6 inches tall, 5 inches wide and much cooler to drink from than the regular boring plastic party cups.

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Spooky Soap Bones

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 16:37:09 -0500

There's no better way to wash your hands during the season of the witch than with these spooky Soap Bones. Yes, the creepy Halloween decorative accents have finally found their way into the bathroom too.

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Spooky 3D Busts

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 06:03:14 -0500

These elaborately detailed macabre masterpieces are modelled after two of horror's most famous monsters, Count Dracula and the Grim Reaper. Each sculpture is cast from lightweight polyresin and made to look like they were actually carved from natural stone.

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Giant Lifesized Scarecrow

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:46:02 -0500

This Lifesized Scarecrow is sure to keep those pesky crows out of your yard this Halloween and frighten the trick-or-treaters as well.

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7' Inflatable Freddy Krueger

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 12:30:32 -0500

The nightmares of elm street can now be on your street this Halloween when you place this massive 7' Inflatable Freddy Krueger in front of your house.

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Hanging Cocooned Man and Spider Larva Balls

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:14:58 -0500

A fine addition to your front porch this Halloween to get the trick-or-treaters wrapped up in fright. This realistic ready to hang prop looks like the victim got a little too close to the evil giant arachnids and was cocooned to be served as a meal later.

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Lifesize Poltergeist Clown Replica!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:57:17 -0500

Although this isn't the actual clown featured in the movie, which is probably locked away in Steven Speilberg's office or something, it is a very faithfully recreated lifesize and complete full-sized replica that is sculpted, cut, stitched, sewn and painted by hand.

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Pumpkin Tiki Torches

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:38:31 -0500

These evil flaming jack-o-lanterns are a cruel twist on traditional bamboo tiki torches and would be the ultimate scary props to line your walkway, lighting up the dead of night for your trick-or-treating victims.

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Lifesize Zombie Garden Sculpture

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:30:25 -0500

This scary undead lifesize zombie garden sculpture should provide more than enough fun both in and out of the garden!

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Clue - Deluxe Three-Dimensional Edition

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 13 May 2008 08:03:03 -0500

This is the ultimate version of the same game you loved as a kid, but it doesn't have to be put away in-between games. It features a gorgeous wooden game box with nine precision detailed and furnished sunken rooms, sealed with a non-removable tempered glass lid. This is the luxury version poor Mr. Boddy would have had on display in his stately Tudor Mansion, before he was murdered!

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Ceramic Drunk Chicken Heads

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:22:02 -0500

Dress up your beer butt chicken with these funny new ceramic drunk chicken heads! Just pop them on top of your chicken before cooking or you can even add them to a store bought rotisserie!

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Hocus Poke Us - Death-Defying Toothpick Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 00:56:25 -0600

Never again will you have to clean your teeth with a mere pointy wooden stick, but with a metallic silver plastic sword pulled from the victim, er brave audience volunteer trapped in a magic wooden box.

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Lifesize Egyptian Anubis Sculpture - The Grand Ruler

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:20:51 -0600

At over eight feet tall, the grand ruler lifesize Anubis sculpture is ready to protect your Egyptian palace!

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Guillotine Cigar Cutter

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 12:38:41 -0600

A working model, with a real stainless steel blade, mounted on gold plated framework. Detailed down to the bucket that fortunately now receives only cigar tips.

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Throwzini's Knife Block - Spinning Wheel of Death for Cutlery

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 16:36:26 -0600

Now you can have all the sheer excitement and certain danger of a circus knife throwing act right in your very own kitchen. This unique knife block comes with 5 stainless steel razor sharp professional chef knives that are stored around the body of an "assistant" and held securely in place by magnets in each individual protective knife sheath. Best of all, it actually spins!

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Scary Pumpkin Soup Served in Mini Pumpkins!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 05:42:52 -0500

Discover how to make scary pumpkin soup served in mini pumpkins with host Alton Morris of TheGreenHead.com. Learn if wine mixes with tequila, how to carve a pumpkin with scissors and if tasting cursed pumpkin soup can have any evil consequences? All of this and more in the scariest homemade DIY recipe you have ever seen!

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Psycho Mother Shower Curtain

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 23:50:45 -0500

I just got this odd craving to run out, grab some Taco Bell and go rent all the Psycho movies for a little horror movie marathon. There really is nothing better than late night tacos and nachos, rum drinks and horror movies with friends. I haven't seen good old Norman Bates and er, Mother, terrorize travellers at the Bates Motel in years. Maybe I shouldn't hang this cool Psycho Mother Shower Curtain anytime soon now. Awesome.

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Hanging Harry Light Pull

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:34:01 -0500

Most closets still have lights with pull strings attached instead of switches. Well convert that old pull string into a hangman's noose with the Hanging Harry Light Pull. At the end of the rope is poor dead Harry, forever hanging by his neck and assisting you with turning on the lights. Morbid? Yes. Funny? Absolutely!

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Little Joseph - Sinister Candle Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 14:47:24 -0500

The Little Joseph Candle Holder is well, freaky. Shaped liked a severed baby's head and staring out with undead eyes, Little Joseph holds a candle of your choice right on top of his head. As the candle wax melts, Little Joseph goes from bald to a full head of waxy hair. Simply mix up the candles to achieve different bizarre looks and hair colors. Great gift for lovers of the macabre and the truly sinister.

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The Pop-Up Book of Phobias

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 08:42:03 -0500

The Pop-Up Book of Phobias by Gary Greenberg is a cool pop-up book of our worst fears. Have a fear of snakes? Well open this book and out pops a 3D snake! Same with spiders, heights, clowns, dentists, flying, etc. Face your fears yourself and keep it on your coffee table or give it as a gift to a dear life-fearing friend. I guess it would be bad if you're afraid of books or coffee tables though, which unfortunately this book doesn't cover.

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Blood Puddle Pillows

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 10 May 2007 18:10:50 -0500

Looking for the ultimate in sick twisted pillow designs? Well, who knows, maybe you are. Blood Puddle Pillows by artist Keetra Dean Dixon are unique pillows that give the fun illusion that you've been brutally murdered, probably a head shot, and left in a puddle of your own blood. Unbeknownst to others though, you are quite alive, happy and slumbering peacefully. These pillows do have one drawback that will usually prevent you from getting a full nap and that is when your discoverer begins screaming in absolute terror and police and neighbors swarm in. It's just hard to sleep with that kind of racket going on. These cool pillows would also go great with the equally macabre, sick and twisted Body Bag Bean Bag Chair!

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Dead Fred - Morbid Pen Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 08 Dec 2006 15:19:41 -0600

Here's a fun and truly morbid way to never lose a pen again, the Dead Fred Pen Holder. You see Fred is dead because you stuck your pen through his heart.

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Godfather Horse Head Pillow

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 17:37:16 -0600

Looking for that perfect gift for a diehard Godfather fan or just looking to send a message to your enemy? Then the Godfather Horse Head Pillow will be absolutely perfect. Plus it's just plain sick, twisted and evil fun!

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Dead Comfy - Body Bag Bean Bags

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 15 Oct 2006 03:37:14 -0500

The most evil twisted bean bag chair ever invented!

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The EX - Voodoo 5-Knife Holder Display

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 22 Aug 2005 19:35:00 -0500

If you're into the macabre or just need a cool conversation piece in the kitchen, then you really need to get one of these.

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