The Green Head - The coolest stuff about Legs

Creepy-Crawly Remote Control Centipede

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 20:18:31 -0600

Nobody would expect a remote controlled centipede to creepily crawl out from under a couch or bed or just along the wall for others to catch out of the corner of their eye. Let the screaming begin!

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Toasted Scorpions

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 04 Nov 2012 16:50:16 -0600

High protein, low fat, and extra creepy crawly snacking alternatives made from real sustainably and ethically farmed scorpions that have been scientifically detoxified, oven toasted and then lightly salted. Not poisonous, just crunchy... if you dare!

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Knit Turkey Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 15 Oct 2012 09:23:17 -0500

Knit cap that looks just like an oven-roasted turkey, complete with tasty drumsticks on the side and your head acting as the stuffing.

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Gardener's Hollow Leg Tote - Hands-Free Pruning, Weeding and Harvesting

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 10:55:50 -0500

A convenient wearable gardening bag that let's you do hands-free pruning, weeding and harvesting without the need to rake up debris piles afterwards.

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Gigantic Light Up Tarantula

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 18:11:19 -0500

Whether it's Halloween or anytime of the year, unleash this massive, phobia-inducing furry spider to strike fear in others and a few laughs for yourself.

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Oven-Baked Tarantula

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 17:56:08 -0600

I dare you to sink your fangs into one of these terrifyingly tasty, crispy and crunchy Oven-Baked Tarantulas!

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Kikkerland Pop Up Turkey Timer

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 20:02:07 -0600

Just stick this silicone, turkey-shaped timer into your bird, roast away and when the drumsticks rise straight up, it's ready for carving! Reusable up to 300 times.

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Witch Legs Pumpkin Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 10:34:41 -0500

Pumpkins take on a whole different personality when you attach these cool new Witch Legs. Perfect for instantly transforming carved up pumpkins or just the ones you're too lazy to get to!

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Soft Stone Pouf

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 16:54:20 -0500

Although it looks like it's made from a huge pile of rocks, this unique ottoman/seat is actually made up of cushiony, soft clusters of natural felted wool with artfully woven striations to complete the illusion!

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OSIM uAstro - Zero Gravity Full-Body Massage Chair

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 13:54:13 -0500

This is no ordinary massage chair, it's a luxurious full-body, zero-gravity massaging experience!

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Indoor / Outdoor Massage Chair

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 27 May 2010 06:01:01 -0500

Although it may look like an ordinary deck chair, it's the only massage chair you can safely take outside!

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Domsai Terrariums

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 16:27:25 -0600

Fascinating ceramic desktop terrariums that will have you daydreaming all day at work about a society filled with spacesuit-wearing plant people in no time at all!

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Steel Tripod Planter

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 16:51:36 -0600

Not only a modern take on the traditional planter, it's positively futuristic! Doubles as an ice bucket too.

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Giant Posable Centipede

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:30:07 -0500

Yes, that's right, now you can finally have your very own 56 inch long, one hundred legged centipede prop to play with.

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Gentle Wave Lounge Chair - Floating on Water Simulator

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:37:57 -0500

This chair simulates the feeling of floating on water by gently undulating and pitching, while rocking you side to side and back and forth.

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Hanging Cocooned Man and Spider Larva Balls

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:14:58 -0500

A fine addition to your front porch this Halloween to get the trick-or-treaters wrapped up in fright. This realistic ready to hang prop looks like the victim got a little too close to the evil giant arachnids and was cocooned to be served as a meal later.

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SpaCapsule - Dry Water Jet Massager And Sensory Soother

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:48:14 -0500

SpaCapsule is a self-contained, full body massage system, aroma-therapy unit, audio and video entertainment system packaged into one futuristic capsule-shaped relaxation station.

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OSIM uSpace Ultimate Massage and Relaxation Chair

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 09:56:27 -0600

Experience relaxation that's out of this world with the OSIM uSpace Complete Well-Being Chair. It's truly the ultimate escape for body and mind. Relaxation cocoon with mood light therapy programs.

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6 Foot Tall Inflatable Leg lamp From A Christmas Story

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 14:41:06 -0600

From the front window to the front yard, turn on your whole neighborhood with the 6 Foot Tall Inflatable Leg lamp From A Christmas Story!

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12 Foot Black Spider Web with Giant Spiders

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 21:31:26 -0500

This dark 12 foot spider web is woven from black gauze and comes with two giant 19 inch red-jeweled eyed spiders.

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Hillary Clinton Nutcracker With Stainless Steel Thighs!

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 19 Aug 2007 10:46:01 -0500

Simply place your nut between her thighs, give her legs a nice firm squeeze and CRACK!!, a perfectly pulverized nut.

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OSIM iDesire - World's First Intelligent Full Body Massage Chair

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:24:51 -0500

Enjoy the most complete full-body massage ever.

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Philips Norelco Bodygroom - Gain that Extra Optical Inch!

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 16:12:50 -0600

Guys, there's no way I can even attempt to sell this product any better than the guy in the video below. Scroll down, watch it and learn how now, you too can now shave everywhere and gain that Extra Optical Inch. Looks like a great solution to the overgrown twig and berries problem, but this ad is a classic.

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