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PickUrPine - Porcupine Toothpick Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 15:58:28 -0600

This cute little silicone version of the overly defensive rodent holds 29 toothpicks in its rear end in perfect plucking order.

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Stickman Action Figure Warning Sign

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 06:36:58 -0600

Ultra-posable action figure and warning sign backdrop lets you create or recreate any warning sign you can think of.

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Animated Singing and Dancing Christmas Coal

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:59:06 -0600

Simply clap your hands to activate this magical entertaining lump of coal and not only does it sing the song, it moves its mouth and does a funny little dance as well. Don't worry, it's clean coal technology.

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AK-47 Ice Cube Bullets

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 06:14:18 -0600

Normally bullets and parties don't go well together, but not when your drinks are locked and loaded with ice cold firepower with these cool new AK-47 Ice Cube Bullets.

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Knitted Turkey Baby Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 00:25:47 -0600

When traveling this Thanksgiving, be sure bundle up your baby and keep their head nice and warm with this funny new Knitted Turkey Baby Hat. It's not exactly for sale, but the creator is offering up the pattern for free if you or someone else has any knitting skills.

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Secret Shot Walking Cane

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 06:22:20 -0600

It secretly conceals a 1 fluid oz double shot volume of liquor within the body of the hollow beech wood cane with a glass stopper and treaded screw-on handle.

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Fortune Cookie Shakers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 05:59:42 -0600

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Everlast Desktop Speed Bag

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 17:41:04 -0600

This rugged desktop stress relieving speed bag is made by Everlast, the outfitter of champions since 1910, and easily attaches to any smooth surface like your desk, cubicle wall or window with a strong suction cup.

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Embarrassing Fake Receipts

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 14:43:54 -0500

These realistic looking receipts are for funny items and places you wouldn't want anyone to ever find out about, like adult bookstores, questionable movie rentals and more.

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Sarah Palin Halloween Mask

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 14:11:54 -0500

Dress up as the ultimate maverick hockey mom from the last frontier with the cool new Sarah Palin Halloween Mask! This 100% high quality vinyl mask will go perfectly with your high fashion Vice-Presidential attire, beauty pageant costume or just dress up your pitbull!

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Drooly Bibs - Slobber-Proof Inside to Keep Baby Dry

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:16:00 -0500

Fashionably funny slobber-shaped waterproof bib keeps a baby nice and dry.

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Truck Antlers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 08:01:01 -0500

Turn your truck into a buck with these funny new plastic deer antlers that easily slide onto the windows of your truck or car.

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Dynamite Fire Starters

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 06:01:01 -0500

These fire-starter sticks aren't explosive, but they do a great job of starting a blaze and a fun reminder of a time when you could buy a box of dynamite at your local general store.

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Disembodied Hand Wrist Rest

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:31:24 -0500

Terrifyingly realistic foam wrist-rest in the shape of a disembodied hand!

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Thanksgiving Turkey Hats

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 12:50:53 -0500

Have some great holiday fun wearing this turkey hat made of plush fabric. One size fits most adult heads. Also, a great hat for your favorite chef!

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HowTie - Instructional Necktie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:13:00 -0500

At first glance it appears to be a stylish tie hand-crafted from 100% silk twill with a euro-chic 3" width. If you look closer though, the unique pattern is what sets this tie apart from all the rest. The instructions on how to tie the tie are included right on the tie like a cheat sheet.

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Dress For Dinner Napkins

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:45:34 -0500

Each of these quality 3-ply paper napkins has an elegant necktie printed on them so you can quickly tuck it into your shirt like a bib.

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Room Tech Beingz - Temper Tantrum Throwing Alarm Clock

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:48:42 -0500

The world's first alarm clock to throw a full-scale raging temper tantrum if you don't awaken on time.

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Obama Dragon and McCain Gargoyle Election Year Campaign Statues

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 08:44:37 -0500

Which political creature are you voting for in the 2008 Presidential Election?

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Terrorist Teapot - Evil Teapot with Ski Mask Tea Cosy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:39:47 -0500

A tea cozy is an embroidered cover for teapots that helps keep the tea insulated and warm while it brews. The sinister Terrorist Teapot, on the other hand, wears a black balaclava ski mask tea cozy instead.

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Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets - Make Sour Foods Taste Sweet

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 14:38:52 -0500

Dissolve half a tablet on your tongue and it will make sour and bitter foods taste sweet. It's a miracle!

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Pound - Reusable Party Picks

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:33:36 -0500

Although these picks look exactly like real galvanized nails pounded into a real block of wood, they are actually completely food safe and held in place by a weighted faux wood foam base.

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Fancy Plants - Miniature Gazing Ball Plant Ornament

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:22:06 -0500

This shrunk down iconic chromed blue lawn ball figurine is made of reinforced polystone and features a spiked base to hold it securely into the soil.

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Lifesize Poltergeist Clown Replica!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:57:17 -0500

Although this isn't the actual clown featured in the movie, which is probably locked away in Steven Speilberg's office or something, it is a very faithfully recreated lifesize and complete full-sized replica that is sculpted, cut, stitched, sewn and painted by hand.

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Maple Bacon Flavored Lollipops!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:48:28 -0500

These incredible pork pops are made with real organic chunks of cured bacon enhanced with the subtle sweetness of pure Vermont maple syrup.

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Lifesize Zombie Garden Sculpture

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:30:25 -0500

This scary undead lifesize zombie garden sculpture should provide more than enough fun both in and out of the garden!

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Calf & Half - Udderly Irresistible Creamer

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 09:25:37 -0500

Like other creamers, this one holds milk or cream for your coffee or tea, but if you look closely you can see that this one features four cow udders to remind you of where cream actually comes from.

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Money to Burn - Fire Starters

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 06:12:27 -0500

Impress your friends as you light up fireplaces, campfires, backyard bonfires or alley garbage cans with wads of realistic rolled up hundred dollar bills. Unlike real cash, these faux benjamins are coated with a slow-burning wax that stay lit until your logs or kindling catch fire.

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Gin & Titonic - Ice Cube Ocean Liners and Icebergs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:02:34 -0500

A soft recyclable, food-safe synthetic rubber tray that makes 4 ice cube shaped RMS Titanic ships and 4 icebergs. I would have been happy with just ice cube icebergs floating around in my drinks, but adding in doomed ocean liners sinking to the bottom of my glass is absolutely inspired.

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Shouting Vase - Absorbs Your Screams and Shouts!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:37:49 -0500

This terracotta pottery-inspired mouth muffler from Japan absorbs your loudest screams and shouts and emits a softer version of your anger through a tiny hole at the base.

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I Am Not A Paper Towel - Kitchen Towel Set

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:02:43 -0500

Sometimes what you aren't is more important than what you are.

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Mohawk Drink Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:53:04 -0500

Unlike a boring old helmet, this hat looks like a head with a punk-inspired mohawk hairstyle with two cupholders hanging off each side.

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Grow Your Own Super Mario 1up Mushroom

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:09:52 -0500

I'm not sure if they are legal or not outside of the Mushroom Kingdom, but now you can Grow Your Own 1up Mushrooms. Super Mario and his brother Luigi have smuggled in some very rare and magical extra life mushroom spores in through the water pipes, so you can grow one right on your desk at work.

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Cat In The Bag

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 17:49:25 -0500

It really looks like there is a cat inside a bag frisking around inside for something or just being playful! This should drive your cat absolutely nuts.

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Tetrice - Tetris Ice Cube Tray

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:15:17 -0500

Martin Zampach is a designer from the Czech Republic looking for collaborators and investors to help bring his cool silicone Tetrice - Tetris Ice Cube Tray to market. Can someone out there please help him?

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Ultimate Giant Birthday Candle

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 21 May 2008 15:56:34 -0500

A huge 12 inch tall 100% wax spiral candle spike that towers over birthday cakes, muffins and cupcakes and even comes in its own beautifully embossed presentation box.

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Nubrella - Ultimate Hands Free Umbrella

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 15 May 2008 18:17:25 -0500

This modern 21st century umbrella isn't simply an improvement on the old stick and canopy design, but is shaped like a futuristic space helmet that not only covers and protects your head from rain, wind, sleet, snow and extreme cold, but your shoulders as well.

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Frozen Smiles - Dentures Ice Cube Tray

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:08:03 -0500

Next time you take a cool drink of water, you may notice your ice cubes are grinning back at you with the funny new Frozen Smiles - Dentures Ice Cube Tray. This soft, food-safe synthetic rubber ice mold makes two denture ice cubes right in your freezer.

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Sommelier Wine Glasses - Somewhere Between College and Careers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:24:09 -0500

Resting on top of a delicate long stem is a cup that resembles a cheap plastic beer cup. Don't let the looks fool you though, this fun and unique stemware is made entirely of hand-blown glass.

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Hawaiian Shirts For Dogs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:02:02 -0500

Your dog will be the life of the party with this set of 3 Hawaiian shirts with different tropical prints.

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Revenge Toilet Paper - Will Not Tear or Rip!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:01:03 -0500

It looks just like real toilet paper! Just substitute this roll and the victim can not tear it or rip it!

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Ceramic Drunk Chicken Heads

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:22:02 -0500

Dress up your beer butt chicken with these funny new ceramic drunk chicken heads! Just pop them on top of your chicken before cooking or you can even add them to a store bought rotisserie!

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ThinkGeek Annoy-A-Tron - Turn On, Hide It and Laugh

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:17:12 -0500

The Annoy-A-Tron is a tiny thin electronic device that emits seriously annoying beeps (2 kHz, 12 kHz, or alternating) randomly in 2-8 minute intervals. Just turn it on and hide it (it has a magnet) and you'll drive your friends, family, co-workers and general public absolutely insane.

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Pranksters - Light-Activated Annoying Sound Device

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:20:27 -0500

Hide these small, light-activated Pranksters in someone's bedroom, home or office. When the lights are on, they're quiet, but when the lights go off...that's when the madness of annoying sounds of crickets, mosquitoes, dripping taps and dog barking begins!

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Beer Can Wraps - Instantly Convert Beer Cans to Soda Cans

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 21:05:40 -0500

These reusable vinyl wrappers look just like real soda pop can labels so you can instantly convert a beer can into a soda can and noone would be the wiser.

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Xposed - X-Ray Bags

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 05:46:35 -0500

Show everyone your iPod, stack-o-benjamins, eye-drops, nail clippers, lollipop, sunglasses, and prescriptions as well as your pepper-spray, switchblade, brass knuckles and revolver. Maybe you've really got that stuff in your bag, but then again, maybe you don't!

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Roast My Weenie - Stainless Steel Hot Dog Cooker

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 19:22:16 -0500

Yes, nothing will class up your shiny new BBQ grill better than this clever, stainless steel, anatomically correct, man-shaped, stick figure roasting tool that helps keep your hot dog up and off the grill.

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Brian The Brain - Interactive Artificial Intelligence Robot

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 22:56:45 -0500

As a wee tot I'm sure I talked to my teddy bear or had an imaginary friend, but not today's kids, they have interactive artificially intelligent neural life form robots with attitudes like Brian The Brain. Yep, this mere toy is probably smarter and cooler than you.

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Giant Inflatable Hands!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 17:34:04 -0500

These cool inflatable hands have Velcro fasteners on the fingers to allow you to make all kinds of wonderful hand gestures.

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Driving LED Emoticon

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 21 Feb 2007 18:42:52 -0600

It's the 21st century and instant state-of-the-art global communications are possible, yet the automobile still uses a lowly horn to get its message across. To others on the road a honking horn means only one thing, negativity. Well, vehicle to vehicle communications are about to improve with the cool new Driving LED Emoticon.

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