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Star Wars Tauntaun Sleeping Bag

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:49:38 -0600

This winter, after trudging all day through the snow and sub-zero temperatures, possibly after escaping a devastating Wampa attack, snuggle up in the belly of this cool new Star Wars Tauntaun Sleeping Bag to keep yourself warm. Thankfully, unlike the original frozen carcass, this one doesn't smell bad on the inside!

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Santa Beer Cozy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:52:41 -0600

This festively fuzzy bottle sleeve is styled like Santa Claus' jolly red suit and even includes a matching Santa hat bottle topper!

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Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:32:02 -0600

After your Thanksgiving turkey feast, prepare yourself for the traditional couch nap by slipping into something more comfortable like this cool new Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt!

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Ornament Flask

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:27:51 -0600

This funny, seasonal flask is cleverly disguised as an ornament that you can actually hang from your Christmas tree!

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Merrick Thanksgiving Day Dinner Dog Food

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 17:05:10 -0600

This Thanksgiving, instead of letting your dog stare at your plate, drooling in anticipation that a turkey leg might roll off, be proactive and feed them all-natural Merrick Thanksgiving Day Dinner Dog Food.

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Star Wars Garden Jawas

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:42:53 -0600

Sorry, but garden gnomes are so 'A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...' and these cool new and very mischievous Star Wars Garden Jawas are in! Utinni!!!

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Zubbles - Magic Colored Bubbles

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:43:10 -0600

After nearly ten years of research and development, colored bubbles can finally be blown in an amazing air-filled spectacle of spectrum!

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DuneCraft Spit Balls

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:09:44 -0600

These 21st century spit balls skip the spit and are made from non-toxic, hygienic polymers that grow up to 200 times their size!

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Drib - Driving Bib Prevents Drips and Spills

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:19:03 -0500

Driving bib for hungry professional commuters, the notoriously clumsy and fashionable ones eating on the go!

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Beard Head Winter Caps

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:56:16 -0500

Now everyone can enjoy the comfort and warmth of a full on beard this winter with these funny caps with huge beards and removable woven mustaches!

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Reversible Noose Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:04:46 -0500

One side features a normal professional black tie and on the other a morbid print of a deadly rope noose.

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Super Mario Bros. Mario Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 13:58:58 -0500

This infamous red cap is sure to bring you plenty of good luck when you're battling through the Mushroom Kingdom trying to save the Princess from evil Bowser!

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Bloody Hands

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:24:37 -0500

This pair of realistic bloody hand clings are the perfect finishing touch to your Halloween decorations or can be used much more effectively as frightening pranks.

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ThinkGeek Eviltron - Turn On, Hide It and Laugh Diabolically!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:27:01 -0500

A seriously tiny and easy to hide prank device that emits creepy sounds like creaking, scratching, breathing, children laughing and whispers at random intervals to drive your friends, family and co-workers completely mad!

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Giant Posable Centipede

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:30:07 -0500

Yes, that's right, now you can finally have your very own 56 inch long, one hundred legged centipede prop to play with.

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Cursor Hand Oven Mitt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:39:34 -0500

These fun oven mitts are shaped like the iconic computer cursor hand and are perfect for dragging and dropping hot dishes to and from the oven.

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Toilet Mug

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:01:01 -0500

This 12oz hand-painted toilet mug is the ultimate way to enjoy your favorite hot steaming brown beverage.

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Stuffed Dinosaur Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:14:29 -0500

Monstrously cool dinosaur hat, decorated with stuffed spikes on top and connected to a long spiked tail!

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Frankenstein Vase

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:35:11 -0500

This fun ceramic vase is designed to look like the monster's greenish severed hand and is posed to hold all your favorite roseless stems, dead flowers, weeds and more!

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Kakuzai Wood Memo Block

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 11:38:53 -0500

It may look like an actual block of wood, but it's actually a stack of 1200 sheets of memo paper!

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Star Trek Cologne and Perfume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 16:33:34 -0500

Hey Trekkies, before you beam down on your next away mission or convention here on Earth, splash on some of this cool new and boldly futuristic Star Trek Cologne and you'll really be set to stun!

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Franklinstein T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:45:42 -0500

Excerpt: They laid Ben Franklin's dead body out on a gurney, re-installed the stolen brain, implanted lightning rod bolts in his neck, tied a string to the bolts and flew a kite with a metal key attached on the other end...

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Paper Beats Rock T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:59:58 -0500

Rock crushes scissors, scissors cuts paper, paper wraps rock, but never trust paper, because it can fly!

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Head Chefs - Kid's Silverware

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:35:20 -0500

Fun utensils that have little silicone bodies with bendable arms and legs, suction cup feet for standing upright and stainless steel forks and spoons for heads!

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Giant 7' Inflatable Elephant!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:52:01 -0500

This finely detailed and realistic inflatable pachyderm is ridiculously huge, standing a whopping 7 feet tall!

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Samurai Underwear

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 13:56:54 -0500

A little bit of extra armor is always welcome down below and these warrior underwear are styled after actual armor designs of famous Japanese shogun and samurai.

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Trees Were Killed - Sticky Note Cube

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 12:35:29 -0500

A witty visual reminder of what went into that paper sticky note you're about to write on.

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Communist Party T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:59:04 -0500

The Communist party isn't just a radical ideology, it's also a social movement that likes to, well, party!

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Novelty Goldfish Trash Bags - 100% Biodegradable!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 12:12:31 -0500

If you're looking to boost your curb appeal, start with updating your boring old black trash bags.

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Cannibal Marshmallows T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 11:00:56 -0500

They eat their own!

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J&D's Bacon Flavored Lip Balm

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 09:41:41 -0500

Prevent chapped lips with a lip balm that actually smells and tastes just like real bacon!

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Power Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:29:11 -0500

Stylish silk tie patterned with the ultimate in symbols of power, the actual universal power symbol for electronics and computers!

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Instant Kilt Beach Towel

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 18:11:23 -0500

100% cotton beach towel that wraps around your waist and looks like you're wearing a real Scottish kilt.

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Gargoyle Head Planter

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:41:33 -0500

Add a gothic touch to your garden or patio with this strange new planter.

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Giant 7' Inflatable Shark

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 18:25:13 -0500

You're going to need a bigger pool when you unleash this cool new giant 7 foot Inflatable Shark!

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Rock Face Planters

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 06:34:22 -0500

I don't know whether to laugh or run as far away as possible from these seemingly friendly grinning planters.

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Buona Pasta Server with Silicone Spaghetti Handle

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:01:22 -0500

Classic beechwood pasta server with a twist!

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Fingers of Steel Coin Bending Trick

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:03:50 -0500

Cool illusion that lets you bend real coins with your bare hands to the amazement of your friends.

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Floating Match on a Playing Card Illusion

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:44:10 -0500

How does the match float on top of the playing card in this cool new illusion?

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Souper Spoon

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 03:57:13 -0500

This heroic utensil has a fully-poseable action figure body and a stainless steel spoon for a head.

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Bacon Tuxedo - Gag Gift Box

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:11:06 -0500

Would you be sad or excited after you unwrapped this funny decoy gift?

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3 Guns Table Vase

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 02:25:18 -0500

This amazing ceramic vase is shaped like three upturned pistols that hold flowers in each of the barrels.

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Pinata's Revenge T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:44:35 -0500

What if those innocent candy-filled pinatas revolted and sought their bloody revenge on the evil partygoers?

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I Heart Bacon T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:58:36 -0500

If you're a bacon lover, a connoisseur of swine or a pig enthusiast, then show your true devotion to this tasty pork treat while wearing this cool new shirt.

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Leather Bandages - Dress a Wound in Style!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 07:28:30 -0500

These stylish pressed black leather adhesive bandages from designer Scott Amron, come in a set of three and are sure to help you stand out among the poor wounded masses wearing last year's color of tacky beige.

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BBQ Grill Beach Towel - Grill Your Buns!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 14:05:05 -0500

This fun 100% cotton beach towel is designed to look just like a hot, flaming grill.

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Blood Bath Shower Curtain and Bath Mat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:59:08 -0500

Only a real psycho would want to be showering with a shower curtain stained with bloody handprints and a bath mat covered in blood spatter and footprints!

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Liquor is Quicker T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:27:18 -0500

What can I say, this funny Liquor is Quicker T-Shirt made me laugh.

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Bungee Bird Feeder - Bungee Jumping Man Made From Bird Food

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 14:43:31 -0500

This extreme bird feeder is shaped like a thrill-seeking adrenaline junkie taking a bungee jump plunge from one of your tree's limbs.

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o_O Anonymous Twitter Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:49:44 -0500

Stay anonymous in the real world while annoying the online one with endless Twitter updates as you wear the Twitterific o_O Twitter T-Shirt!

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