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Sunrise / Sunset Simulating Clock

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 14:47:30 -0500

Gently wakes sleepers or lulls them to sleep by simulating a sunrise or sunset using an existing bedside lamp.

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Room Tech Beingz - Temper Tantrum Throwing Alarm Clock

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:48:42 -0500

The world's first alarm clock to throw a full-scale raging temper tantrum if you don't awaken on time.

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Mr. Clock Radio - World's First Robot Radio!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:14:41 -0500

Wake up to the world's first robot radio.Wakes anyone up in over 30 different ways, from a gentle voice to a shouting drill sergeant. A great gift for anyone who loves gadgets.

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Blair's 16 Million Reserve - World's Hottest Hot Sauce!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 01:24:44 -0500

What is the world's hottest hot sauce? Blair's 16 Million Reserve ought to be hot enough to send you hot heads to the hospital or an early grave, that is if you even dare to try it. You see, Blair's 16 Million Reserve isn't actually a sauce, it's a 1ml pharmaceutical grade vial filled with pure Capsaicin crystals.

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Psycho Mother Shower Curtain

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 23:50:45 -0500

I just got this odd craving to run out, grab some Taco Bell and go rent all the Psycho movies for a little horror movie marathon. There really is nothing better than late night tacos and nachos, rum drinks and horror movies with friends. I haven't seen good old Norman Bates and er, Mother, terrorize travellers at the Bates Motel in years. Maybe I shouldn't hang this cool Psycho Mother Shower Curtain anytime soon now. Awesome.

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113 dB Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock and Bed Shaker

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 23:14:38 -0600

Heavy sleeper? If the Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock and Bed Shaker doesn't wake you up you probably died in your sleep. Not only does this alarm blast you with a 113 decibel alarm blast (a Power Saw is 110 dB and Pain begins at 125 dB) it also shakes your bed with a vibrating bed shaker attachment. Don't sleep through this alarm or you could wind up deaf and shaken.

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The Fire Bell Alarm Clock is LOUD!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Nov 2006 14:49:42 -0600

Can't wake up in the mornings? Kids won't either? The Fire Bell Alarm Clock ought to do the trick. It's a FIRE BELL!

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Vurtego - Ultimate Highest Jumping Pogo Stick

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 15:46:58 -0600

The Vurtego has already set the World Record for highest jump and is capable of launching you around 7 feet in the air with 1500 pounds of thrust! It's all possible because of Vurtego's unique pneumatic drive cylinder that uses compressed air from a bicycle pump or air compressor.

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Verilux Rise and Shine - Alarm Clock Lamp

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 22:26:57 -0500

Everyone needs a good alarm clock. Everyone needs a bedside lamp. Finally the two have been combined into the cool Verilux Rise and Shine Alarm Clock & Bedside Lamp. By combining the two, the alarm can be set to gradually light the lamp to simulate a sunrise.

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