The Green Head - The coolest stuff about Humor

Funny T-Shirt - Owls Are Assholes!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:30:39 -0600

This is the funniest and possibly stupidest t-shirt I have ever seen!

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Liquid Bookmark

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:22:57 -0600

This unique placeholder is handmade by the designer out of 100% silicone to give it the appearance that is melting down the side of your book.

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MonKeys Key Covers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 23:51:25 -0600

These soft and stretchable monkey face covers go over most keys to make them easier to identify one from the other. These cute little primate key covers come in a set of six color-coded faces that each show a different emotion

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Treadmill for Dogs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 09:06:31 -0600

This treadmill provides dog owners with a means to maintain consistent levels of exercise for their pets, regardless of weather conditions.

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Refrigerator Fizz Saver Dispenser

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 12:33:38 -0600

Keeps drinks carbonated and dispenses right from a plastic 2-liter bottle in your fridge!

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Chrome Shark Bottle Opener

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 12:01:01 -0600

The cool new Chrome Shark Bottle Opener not only has a sleek and deadly design, it also chews up and spits out bottle caps quicker than you can say missing surfer.

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Bottle Bunny - Wall Mounted Bottle Opener

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:39:34 -0600

Once you mount this hardened stainless steel rabbit head on your wall, you can quickly remove bottle caps from beer and soda bottles.

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Craftsman Bottle Opener

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 14:00:46 -0600

The ultimate gadget for beer drinkers and tool lovers alike. This high strength stainless steel bottle opener has a unique, matching Craftsman tool handle and can tackle even the toughest bottle cap removal projects

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Merry Christmas Everyone! Did You Get Anything Cool This Year?

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 00:15:57 -0600

Happy Holidays to one and all and we hope to see you all again in 2009 for all new cool stuff and plenty of new surprises. Let us know in the Comments below if you got any cool presents this year!

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Drumstick Pencils

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 18:50:19 -0600

Fulfill the rockstar dreams of children and adults everywhere, who can't seem to stop themselves from performing drum solos every single time they pick up a writing instrument.

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Terry Turtle - Motion-Activated Swearing Toy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:49:00 -0600

If you're easily offended by profanity and obscenities spewed forth from talking animal toys, then you're the perfect target for the funny new Terry Turtle.

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Phantom Keystroker V2 - Office Prank Device

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 11:57:57 -0600

It may look like a harmless usb thumb drive, but it's actually a devious contraption that periodically makes random mouse movements, toggles caps-lock and types out odd garbage text and phrases on your co-workers computer.

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Stock Market Paperweight

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:19:24 -0600

As the economy swirls down the drain, you are going to need an extra strong paperweight like the Stock Market Paperweight on your desk to hold down that mounting pile of unpaid bills, foreclosure notice, stock loss reports and pink slip from your former employer.

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Black Bears Paddling in a Canoe - Draft Dodger

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 00:23:01 -0600

Simply place this functional piece of home decor in front of any door or windowsill and the three little black plush bears paddling a canoe will keep out those chilly drafts from leaking in.

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16 Ton Doorstop

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 14:12:17 -0600

This deceptive doorstop doesn't actually weigh 16 tons, but it does hold two pounds of sand, which is more than enough weight to keep a door from slamming shut or holding papers down on your desk.

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Keg Line Polo Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:08:33 -0600

A funny and inexpensive alternative to the high and mighty alligator and horse themed designer shirts. Rather than a snooty animal logo, there is a little keg instead.

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Bacon Scarf

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 05:58:27 -0600

This succulent red and white scarf is made of 100% soft and lightweight acrylic and looks exactly like a slab of real bacon wrapped around your neck. It features inverted colors on the reverse side for a leaner cut and even comes beautifully wrapped in butcher paper.

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Star Trek Interactive Tribbles

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 12:53:23 -0600

In the 23rd century, an enterprising trader named Cyrano Jones procured an interesting and adorable little creature. These tiny furry beasties had a calming effect on the nervous systems of humanoids - well most humanoids, anyway. They were called tribbles.

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Annoy-a-tron 2.0 - Turn On, Hide It and Laugh!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:59:49 -0600

Simply select one of the new annoying sounds which include a beep, a 12 kHz electronic noise sound, 15 kHz mosquito tone, a cricket, a doorbell or set it to alternate between all the sounds. Now hide this little non-descript electronic device somewhere where it will never be found and hopefully annoy the most people. Then, quietly laugh to yourself as people frantically search their office trying to discover where the sound is coming from.

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Ninja Throwing Star Magnets

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:47:56 -0600

Unfortunately, these magnetic ninja-styled shurikens are not real deadly ancient weapons, but they do feature powerful magnets on one side to complete the illusion that it's embedded into your fridge.

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Pinocchio Toilet Brush

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:29:34 -0600

The handle of this funny toilet brush is actually Pinocchio's nose, the brush is Pinocchio's smiling face and his cap is the brush stand.

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3D Holiday Cards

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 09:31:19 -0600

Wish people a very three-dimensional Christmas with fun and unique cards that come complete with 3D glasses for viewing.

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Money Laundry Bag

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 09:14:24 -0600

This cool new laundry bag won't help you launder any dirty money, but it will hold all your dirty clothes. This 100% cotton laundry tote looks like a giant money bag with printed dollar symbols on two sides and has a chromed plastic cinch.

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Stickman Action Figure Warning Sign

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 06:36:58 -0600

Ultra-posable action figure and warning sign backdrop lets you create or recreate any warning sign you can think of.

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Troll Door Stop

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:22:30 -0600

Usually, you find trolls lurking about underneath bridges or in miniature forest villages, but now you can find them kindly holding open doors for you in your home with these cute little doorstops.

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Medieval Steel Gauntlets

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:13:49 -0600

These two thick polished steel gauntlets are the ultimate in medieval hand protection!

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Square Boxwood Wreath

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:05:13 -0600

These unique, decorative and simple square-shaped wreaths are handmade in Northern California from fresh boxwood, a traditional element in many formal gardens.

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Animated Singing and Dancing Christmas Coal

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:59:06 -0600

Simply clap your hands to activate this magical entertaining lump of coal and not only does it sing the song, it moves its mouth and does a funny little dance as well. Don't worry, it's clean coal technology.

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Barbarian Viking Knitted Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:39:12 -0600

Whip up and sport this crocheted cap for role-playing, Halloween, cheering on your favorite Vikings team or around town for a laugh or two.

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Screwed Up - Refrigerator Magnet Set

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:29:36 -0600

These tough magnets will create the illusion that real screws and bolts are embedded into the refrigerator, but they actually have high-powered magnets molded right inside each piece.

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Stuck Up - Chewed Wad of Gum Refrigerator Magnets

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:10:44 -0600

These funny faux gum wads look just like the real thing, but since they don't have the same natural stickiness of real gum, they have high-powered magnets molded right inside each piece.

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Jones Soda - 2008 Holiday Packs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:42:43 -0600

It looks like the fine folks at Jones Soda have scaled back their traditional Thanksgiving and Holiday endurance flavored soda offerings and are only offering a few new flavors this year: Candy Cane, Pear Tree, Mele Kalikimaka.

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AK-47 Ice Cube Bullets

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 06:14:18 -0600

Normally bullets and parties don't go well together, but not when your drinks are locked and loaded with ice cold firepower with these cool new AK-47 Ice Cube Bullets.

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Peace Sign Wreath

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 05:55:07 -0600

I'm surprised noone thought of this before, but the Peace Sign, the universal symbol of hope, has finally been combined with the traditional decorative holiday wreath.

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DangerBomb Alarm Clock - Don't Cut the Wrong Wire!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:34:46 -0600

This evil alarm clock is designed to look just like a real bomb with three colored lights and three colored wires. When the preset alarm sounds, you will have to awaken and try to think quickly as the bomb randomly chooses colored lights that tells you which wires to cut in which order before it "explodes" with non-stop KABOOM sounds.

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Fina King Luau Propane Firepit

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:30:14 -0600

Pretend like you're on the islands this Fall as you relax outdoors around this tropical-themed Fina King Luau Propane Firepit. This amazing tiki-inspired firepit uses a hidden 20-lb. liquid propane tank to generate a ring of fire from his lava rock filled head.

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Knitted Turkey Baby Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 00:25:47 -0600

When traveling this Thanksgiving, be sure bundle up your baby and keep their head nice and warm with this funny new Knitted Turkey Baby Hat. It's not exactly for sale, but the creator is offering up the pattern for free if you or someone else has any knitting skills.

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Skiing Snowball

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 05:11:30 -0600

Nothing says Happy Holidays like a giant Skiing Snowball in your front lawn tearing up the fresh powder. This happy extreme snowball wears a dapper top hat and red boots and lights up at night so you can thrill your neighbors. Is it really even a snowball or just Frosty the Snowman's disembodied head come to life trying to make an escape back to the North Pole?

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Secret Shot Walking Cane

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 06:22:20 -0600

It secretly conceals a 1 fluid oz double shot volume of liquor within the body of the hollow beech wood cane with a glass stopper and treaded screw-on handle.

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Snowman Bush Covers - Protection From Frost and Snow

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 07:30:54 -0600

Bags made of special non-woven Frost Protek polyester fleece cinch easily around your bushes when the forecast calls for a freeze. Stick-on facial features let you give the snowman his smile.

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Fortune Cookie Shakers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 05:59:42 -0600

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Rocket Launcher Alarm Clock

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 01:33:08 -0600

Wake up to a NASA style countdown and a rocket launch! You MUST find the rocket and put it back on the stand to make the alarm clock stop ringing!

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Mr. Christmas - Wireless Synchronized Lights and Sounds of Christmas

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 15:01:01 -0600

Sit back and watch in sheer awe as your home explodes in a full blown holiday extravaganza of dancing lights and music using a device that lets amateur holiday decorators professionally synchronize their lights and decorations to the sounds of 46 Christmas carols through 4 remote wireless receivers within a 100-foot range!

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Everlast Desktop Speed Bag

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 17:41:04 -0600

This rugged desktop stress relieving speed bag is made by Everlast, the outfitter of champions since 1910, and easily attaches to any smooth surface like your desk, cubicle wall or window with a strong suction cup.

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Embarrassing Fake Receipts

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 14:43:54 -0500

These realistic looking receipts are for funny items and places you wouldn't want anyone to ever find out about, like adult bookstores, questionable movie rentals and more.

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Bubble Wrap Calendar

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 14:34:47 -0500

Fully functional poster-sized calendar made of bubble wrap with a bubble to pop every day, however don't pop the whole year the first day!

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Obama and McCain Campaign Colas from Jones Soda

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:34:47 -0500

Do you thirst for change to rid yourself from the taste of, um, Bush? Well, it's finally time to choose your candidate for President, so get out there, vote and then sit back with an ice cold Campaign Cola from Jones Soda while you watch the election returns.

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Sarah Palin Halloween Mask

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 14:11:54 -0500

Dress up as the ultimate maverick hockey mom from the last frontier with the cool new Sarah Palin Halloween Mask! This 100% high quality vinyl mask will go perfectly with your high fashion Vice-Presidential attire, beauty pageant costume or just dress up your pitbull!

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Drooly Bibs - Slobber-Proof Inside to Keep Baby Dry

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:16:00 -0500

Fashionably funny slobber-shaped waterproof bib keeps a baby nice and dry.

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Truck Antlers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 08:01:01 -0500

Turn your truck into a buck with these funny new plastic deer antlers that easily slide onto the windows of your truck or car.

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