The Green Head - The coolest stuff about Hilarious

Chewbacca Wookiee Slippers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:02:47 -0600

Unfortunately, these furry slippers aren't made from real Wookiee fur (or even Ewok), at least I don't think so, but do have Chewbacca's fuzzy head on the front of them.

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Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:32:02 -0600

After your Thanksgiving turkey feast, prepare yourself for the traditional couch nap by slipping into something more comfortable like this cool new Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt!

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Drib - Driving Bib Prevents Drips and Spills

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:19:03 -0500

Driving bib for hungry professional commuters, the notoriously clumsy and fashionable ones eating on the go!

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Count Chocula Halloween Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:35:17 -0500

Once under the spell of this frightening costume (reminiscent of a time when vampires were actually scary), instead of blood and candy, you'll only want to sink your teeth into the delicious, chocolatey taste of Count Chocula cereal! Mwah-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaah!

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Reversible Noose Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:04:46 -0500

One side features a normal professional black tie and on the other a morbid print of a deadly rope noose.

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Ninja Dog - Pet Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:21:43 -0500

This funny, yet sinister ninja outfit easily slides over the dog's front legs and gives the illusion that they holding a hardwood bokken sword. It's even better if the dog is trained in the stealthy art of candy bag snatching!

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Dramatic Chipmunk Oil Painting

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:11:58 -0500

The shocked expression of the rodent star from the infamous YouTube video has finally been captured on canvas and set in an gold colored frame for you to enjoy forever.

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Cat From Hell - Pet Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:37:24 -0500

This Halloween, your cat will surely love you for dressing them up as the devil with a red cape and matching red horns.

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Franklinstein T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:45:42 -0500

Excerpt: They laid Ben Franklin's dead body out on a gurney, re-installed the stolen brain, implanted lightning rod bolts in his neck, tied a string to the bolts and flew a kite with a metal key attached on the other end...

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Paper Beats Rock T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:59:58 -0500

Rock crushes scissors, scissors cuts paper, paper wraps rock, but never trust paper, because it can fly!

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Samurai Underwear

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 13:56:54 -0500

A little bit of extra armor is always welcome down below and these warrior underwear are styled after actual armor designs of famous Japanese shogun and samurai.

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Communist Party T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:59:04 -0500

The Communist party isn't just a radical ideology, it's also a social movement that likes to, well, party!

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Cannibal Marshmallows T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 11:00:56 -0500

They eat their own!

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Broken Image T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:08:29 -0500

When you wake up in the morning and feel like you're just failing to load, put on this funny t-shirt.

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Nuclear Evolution T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:54:43 -0500

That old Evolution of Man diagram will need to be updated soon and the funny new Nuclear Evolution T-Shirt looks to be on par for where we're headed.

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Pinata's Revenge T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:44:35 -0500

What if those innocent candy-filled pinatas revolted and sought their bloody revenge on the evil partygoers?

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I Heart Bacon T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:58:36 -0500

If you're a bacon lover, a connoisseur of swine or a pig enthusiast, then show your true devotion to this tasty pork treat while wearing this cool new shirt.

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Liquor is Quicker T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:27:18 -0500

What can I say, this funny Liquor is Quicker T-Shirt made me laugh.

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Sad Rhino T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 14 May 2009 16:56:46 -0500

Rhinos, horns and volleyballs just don't mix!

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Ghost Catcher T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 04 May 2009 16:25:27 -0500

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? Pac-Man!?

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Funny T-Shirt - Owls Are Assholes!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:30:39 -0600

This is the funniest and possibly stupidest t-shirt I have ever seen!

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Inflatable Headless Horseman Illusion Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:06:01 -0500

This cool three-dimensional costume self-inflates with a built-in fan to create the amazing illusion that you are the Headless Horseman riding up on your horse holding your pumpkin head in your hand.

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Oversized Inflatable Deer Head Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 04:57:26 -0500

This amazing three-dimensional inflatable deer head costume completely covers your head and torso, while leaving your arms and legs free, and stays breezy and completely inflated from a built-in fan on the back.

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Funny Baby T-Shirt - Daddy Drinks Because I Cry

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 01:55:21 -0600

Yes, your wife will kill you, but still, very funny nontheless.

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Peep Show Shot Glasses

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 13:08:31 -0500

Invisible R-rated pictures embedded at the bottom that are magically revealed when you pour a shot.

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Inflatable Cowboy Riding on Horse Illusion Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 12:25:53 -0500

Your legs are the horse's back legs and you simply stand straight up, so it appears that the three-dimensional inflatable horse is bucking. Around your waist are two inflatable legs wearing jeans and cowboy boots to complete the illusion.

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The Pop-Up Book of Phobias

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 08:42:03 -0500

The Pop-Up Book of Phobias by Gary Greenberg is a cool pop-up book of our worst fears. Have a fear of snakes? Well open this book and out pops a 3D snake! Same with spiders, heights, clowns, dentists, flying, etc. Face your fears yourself and keep it on your coffee table or give it as a gift to a dear life-fearing friend. I guess it would be bad if you're afraid of books or coffee tables though, which unfortunately this book doesn't cover.

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World Famous Strange and Funny Cat Picture Gallery

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 12:59:58 -0600

Welcome to the World Famous Strange and Funny Cat Picture Gallery! This gallery is one of the world's largest collections and is fast becoming a place all cats dread. Some pictures are real, some are fake, but all are hilarious. Love cats or hate them, you'll laugh anyway!

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