The Green Head - The coolest stuff about Heads

Barbarian Viking Knitted Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:39:12 -0600

Whip up and sport this crocheted cap for role-playing, Halloween, cheering on your favorite Vikings team or around town for a laugh or two.

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LEGO 1X1 Salt & Pepper Shakers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 07:06:08 -0600

These shakers add flavor and fun to a meal! Construct a tasty meal with these LEGO brick-shaped salt and pepper shakers! A perfect conversation piece or gift for the LEGO builder in your life.

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Fina King Luau Propane Firepit

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:30:14 -0600

Pretend like you're on the islands this Fall as you relax outdoors around this tropical-themed Fina King Luau Propane Firepit. This amazing tiki-inspired firepit uses a hidden 20-lb. liquid propane tank to generate a ring of fire from his lava rock filled head.

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Skiing Snowball

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 05:11:30 -0600

Nothing says Happy Holidays like a giant Skiing Snowball in your front lawn tearing up the fresh powder. This happy extreme snowball wears a dapper top hat and red boots and lights up at night so you can thrill your neighbors. Is it really even a snowball or just Frosty the Snowman's disembodied head come to life trying to make an escape back to the North Pole?

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Violight Zapi - Ultraviolet Toothbrush Sanitizer

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 03:20:00 -0600

The Violight Zapi is an innovative egg-shaped toothbrush sanitizer that kills up to 99.9% of germs and bacteria like E. coli and staphylococcus in just 7 minutes using proven germicidal ultraviolet light technology.

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Sarah Palin Halloween Mask

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 14:11:54 -0500

Dress up as the ultimate maverick hockey mom from the last frontier with the cool new Sarah Palin Halloween Mask! This 100% high quality vinyl mask will go perfectly with your high fashion Vice-Presidential attire, beauty pageant costume or just dress up your pitbull!

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Authentic Boardwalk Photo Booth

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 23:27:26 -0500

Identical to the classic units found in amusement parks, arcades, and boardwalks, this is the photo booth that can take and print a four-frame strip of pictures in 16 seconds.

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Thanksgiving Turkey Hats

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 12:50:53 -0500

Have some great holiday fun wearing this turkey hat made of plush fabric. One size fits most adult heads. Also, a great hat for your favorite chef!

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Inflatable Headless Horseman Illusion Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:06:01 -0500

This cool three-dimensional costume self-inflates with a built-in fan to create the amazing illusion that you are the Headless Horseman riding up on your horse holding your pumpkin head in your hand.

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Teddy Bear Lamp

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:37:14 -0500

This very cute, but slightly unsettling lamp by artist Matthew Kinealy combines a soft plush headless teddy bear with a light bulb and lamp shade head.

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Room Tech Beingz - Temper Tantrum Throwing Alarm Clock

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:48:42 -0500

The world's first alarm clock to throw a full-scale raging temper tantrum if you don't awaken on time.

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Oversized Inflatable Deer Head Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 04:57:26 -0500

This amazing three-dimensional inflatable deer head costume completely covers your head and torso, while leaving your arms and legs free, and stays breezy and completely inflated from a built-in fan on the back.

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Spooky 3D Busts

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 06:03:14 -0500

These elaborately detailed macabre masterpieces are modelled after two of horror's most famous monsters, Count Dracula and the Grim Reaper. Each sculpture is cast from lightweight polyresin and made to look like they were actually carved from natural stone.

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Haunted Tree Stump Candy Stand

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 09:38:29 -0500

This creepy but very cool Haunted Tree Stump Candy Stand holds plenty of candy and treats for all the trick-or-treaters this Halloween.

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Pumpkin Tiki Torches

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:38:31 -0500

These evil flaming jack-o-lanterns are a cruel twist on traditional bamboo tiki torches and would be the ultimate scary props to line your walkway, lighting up the dead of night for your trick-or-treating victims.

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Airyusha Robotan Toilet Paper Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 13:44:50 -0500

A cool new ceramic robot head from Japan that dispenses toilet paper out its mouth.

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Lifesize Zombie Garden Sculpture

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:30:25 -0500

This scary undead lifesize zombie garden sculpture should provide more than enough fun both in and out of the garden!

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Victorian Man-in-the-Moon Iron Nutcracker

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 09:46:37 -0500

The man-in-the-moon opens his mighty iron jaw to crack your favorite nuts in this replica Victorian antique.

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Mohawk Drink Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:53:04 -0500

Unlike a boring old helmet, this hat looks like a head with a punk-inspired mohawk hairstyle with two cupholders hanging off each side.

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Facebank is Hungry for Coins!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:38:02 -0500

Place a coin in its mouth and watch in sheer amazement or maybe in terror as the mouth slowly chews up the coin and swallows it. Way creepy!

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Anti-Sleep Driving Alarm

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 16 May 2008 08:03:02 -0500

Simply slide the lightweight, ergonomic alarm over your ear and if your head tilts forward more than 30 degrees, a high-pitched alarm blasts in your ear to keep you awake.

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Nubrella - Ultimate Hands Free Umbrella

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 15 May 2008 18:17:25 -0500

This modern 21st century umbrella isn't simply an improvement on the old stick and canopy design, but is shaped like a futuristic space helmet that not only covers and protects your head from rain, wind, sleet, snow and extreme cold, but your shoulders as well.

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Tiki Flower Pots / Ice Buckets

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:41:29 -0500

They may look like they were handcarved on some breezy tropical island, but are actually made of durable weather-resistant handpainted polyresin that won't break or crack. They come in small and large sizes, feature a hole in the bottom for drainage and can not only be used as flower pot, but as a unique ice bucket for your next Luau party.

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Tengu - USB Lip-Synching Buddy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:01:02 -0500

A cute little white plastic brick with a face made of LEDs. The tiny microphone in the base picks up sounds in the room, whether it's music, or your loudmouth boss, and makes his mouth move in time. It's like he's lip synching to the song!

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Ceramic Drunk Chicken Heads

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:22:02 -0500

Dress up your beer butt chicken with these funny new ceramic drunk chicken heads! Just pop them on top of your chicken before cooking or you can even add them to a store bought rotisserie!

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Animal Friendly Cardboard Trophy Head Busts - Rhino, Deer and Moose

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 05:48:43 -0500

These unique animal busts are actually large puzzles that you put together that are composed of precision laser-cut 100% recyclable cardboard pieces. Once completed, you end up with a cool cardboard trophy head of a Rhino, Moose or Deer that you can proudly hang in your office, cubicle or yes, even in your den.

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Oakley Medusa Hat and Goggles

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:31:53 -0600

Greek mythology taught us that by simply looking at Medusa, a monstrous woman with snakes for hair, would turn you to stone. Well, good luck taking your eyes off the ultimate in apolocalyptic apparel, the Oakley Medusa Hat and Goggles.

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Black Beret Shower Cap

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 19:14:12 -0600

If more of the French actually showered, they might wear this cool new Black Beret Shower Cap to keep their hair from getting wet. I guess if you need a shower cap, you might as well get a fun one. Also available in Raspberry and Devil Horns.

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Guillotine Cigar Cutter

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 12:38:41 -0600

A working model, with a real stainless steel blade, mounted on gold plated framework. Detailed down to the bucket that fortunately now receives only cigar tips.

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Go Pro Digital Hero 3 - Waterproof Wrist Camera

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 05:04:59 -0600

The Digital Hero Camera 3 from GoPro is tough enough for bike rides, river running, sport climbing and so many other great outdoor sports. The 3 megapixel optics provide good detail for movies and clear print-quality photos and the waterproof, shockproof case can straps securely to your wrist or equipment so you can cover all the angles you need.

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LEGO Salt and Pepper Shaker Heads

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 13:40:41 -0600

Bring some LEGO fun to your next meal! This adorable set features two shakers, both designed to resemble LEGO minifigure heads. Just fill them with salt and pepper and shake away!

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Pistil - Wool and Bamboo Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:57:44 -0500

Made in Italy of natural, environmentally friendly yarn, this cozy cap features a blend of fine merino wool and bamboo fibers.

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Ultimate Gift : $75,000 Swami Conversational Robot Head

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 08:49:43 -0500

Revolutionary character-engine artificial intelligence software. Micro-camera eyes. More than 30 robotic micro motors. All running off an included PC laptop.

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Burger King - Creepy King Halloween Mask

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:20:56 -0500

This sure is a Whopper of a Halloween mask! This full over the head latex mask is a replica of the one seen on TV with the oversized face and attached crown. One-size fits most adults.

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WowWee Alive Elvis - Animatronic Singing and Talking Lifesize Bust

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 11:07:07 -0500

This is the animatronic Elvis, a singing and talking robotic bust adorned with The King's trademark leather jacket, sideburns, and pompadour.

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T-Rex Dinosaur Trophy Wall Sculpture

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 08:46:48 -0500

Establish yourself as a REALLY Big Game Hunter!

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Shakespeare Tissue Box Cover

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:23:03 -0500

To sneeze or not to sneeze? That is the question.

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Sportscope Cubicle Periscope

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 15:34:58 -0500

Slacking off at work again? Trying to avoid the boss? Not sure who's stealing your lunch from the kitchen fridge? The Sportscope Cubicle Periscope ought to do the trick.

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Easter Island Desktop Moai Statue

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 13:44:04 -0500

Everyone has heard of the giant stone monoliths, known as the Moai, along the coastline of Easter Island, but no one is exactly sure how they got there or why. Well, while archeologists ponder those questions you can have one of your very own tiny replica Easter Island Desktop Moai Statues.

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Virtual Still Life - 21st Century Wall Sculpture

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 13:03:09 -0500

As computer, video and virtual worlds collide, artist Alan Dickinson has chosen to make his own commentary on the technology of modern life!

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Little Joseph - Sinister Candle Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 14:47:24 -0500

The Little Joseph Candle Holder is well, freaky. Shaped liked a severed baby's head and staring out with undead eyes, Little Joseph holds a candle of your choice right on top of his head. As the candle wax melts, Little Joseph goes from bald to a full head of waxy hair. Simply mix up the candles to achieve different bizarre looks and hair colors. Great gift for lovers of the macabre and the truly sinister.

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Oregon Scientific ATC2K Waterproof Action Camera

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 25 May 2007 13:36:52 -0500

I always wanted one of those cool tiny video cameras that you can strap-on your head, handlebars, dashboard, car bumper, cat, remote control airplane, etc. Well I found a decent one that is relatively inexpensive and is even waterproof up to 10 feet! The Oregon Scientific ATC2K Waterproof Action Camera has SD card expandable memory that records video at 640 x 480 VGA resolution at 30 frames per second and lets you record everything from a leisurely bike ride from your heads up point-of-view to a fantastic voyage to the bottom of your aquarium. There are simply endless possibilities with such a small video camera... Check out the videos below to see some actual footage.

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Ninja Bunny Mask w/ Secret Pockets Hidden in the Ears

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 03 May 2007 13:15:25 -0500

The Ninja Bunny Mask is not meant for real bunnies, even though those poor furry critters certainly could use the gift of stealth. No, it's a cool ninja mask with added bunny ears meant for a certain few to don on the blackest of nights while sneaking around their backyards apparantly insane. Usually, they are then detected by a real Ninja and killed.

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Trophy Deer Head Light

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 11:04:09 -0500

I've always been fascinated with those who hang trophy animal heads on their walls. Yes, I understand that you were able to kill a peaceful animal that was drinking from a pond from a hundred yards under total concealment. Congrats on that achievement and it's a good thing you'll be eating the animal too, since we wouldn't want to run out of beef at any of the endless grocery stores on every corner. Also I realize it's important to control the populations of these animals, yet the over-population of weirdo humans who still hang trophy heads on their walls goes unchecked. Yes, I know there is something deeply iconic about hanging the head of a dead animal on your wall, so I found an interesting alternative. The cool hand-molded Trophy Deer Head Light may not have real fur, but it's definitely a stylish design and at least can light up a room. However on the other hand, the $5,900 price tag could buy plenty of ammo to fight back against the animals that have always been actively trying to attack and destroy us, the sinister legion of killer attack squirrels.

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Big Moai Tissue Dispenser

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 15:20:52 -0600

I love my Tiki Head Tissue Box on my desk here at Green head HQ, but I found an even better version of it called the Big Moai Tissue Dispenser. Mine is hard to stand up and it always tips over when I try to pull a tissue from its nostrils. This new version is built to stand up and looks much more like an actual Moai statue from Easter island, except this one has tissues coming out its nose.

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Shrunken Head Shot Glasses

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:13:17 -0600

I love doing shots of tequila, I love everything Tiki and who doesn't love the macabre mystery of the shrunken head? Well, combine all three and you have cool Tiki styled Shrunken Head Shot Glasses. These little "idols of intoxication" will make a welcome addition to the always open bar here at Green Head HQ!

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Monkey Alert! Puki the Baby Monkey

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:08:05 -0600

I would love to have a real monkey here at Green Head Headquarters all dressed up in the latest Green Head Gear and hanging out at the watercooler. Well a real monkey also needs diapers, bites and can be generally unruly and rude. So the next best thing I found is a realistic robotic head version named Puki the Baby Monkey.

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Godfather Horse Head – Pillow

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 17:37:16 -0600

Looking for that perfect gift for a diehard Godfather fan or just looking to send a message to your enemy? Then the Godfather Horse Head Pillow will be absolutely perfect. Plus it's just plain sick, twisted and evil fun!

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Grow A Head - Not Exactly The Green Head, But Still Cool

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 25 Feb 2006 22:33:00 -0600

Anything I can grow on my desk in my office that is even remotely interesting is good enough for me to make my day a little brighter.

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Alive Chimpanzee by WowWee - Animatronic Life-Size Bust with Video

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 18:08:00 -0500

The coolest and creepiest state-of-the-art, fully-animated, lifelike, robotic chimpanzee head ever!

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