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Stuffed Horse Head Pillow

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:12:56 -0600

Send your frenemies a clear message when they wake up next to this Stuffed Horse Head Pillow!

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Beard Head Winter Caps

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:56:16 -0500

Now everyone can enjoy the comfort and warmth of a full on beard this winter with these funny caps with huge beards and removable woven mustaches!

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Frankenstein Head Container

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:00:59 -0500

Simply lift up the scalp/lid and fill up the cranium with your favorite Halloween candy, cookies or other treats.

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Head Chefs - Kid's Silverware

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:35:20 -0500

Fun utensils that have little silicone bodies with bendable arms and legs, suction cup feet for standing upright and stainless steel forks and spoons for heads!

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OSIM uCrown 2 - Ultimate Head Massager

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 12:58:58 -0500

Enjoy the ultimate head and scalp massage anytime, with patented air pressure technology, vibration, magnetic therapy, heat and music.

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Gargoyle Head Planter

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:41:33 -0500

Add a gothic touch to your garden or patio with this strange new planter.

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Sigmund Freud Head Stress Ball

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 04 May 2009 09:37:10 -0500

Sometimes a head is just a head...

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Official Green Head Facebook Fan Page

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:45:21 -0600

Nobody was really asking, but we decided to build an amazing new Green Head Official Facebook Fan page nontheless! This not so secret club for TheGreenHead.com will be a spot where we share earth-shattering news, scandalous photos, shocking videos, must-listen-to podcasts and so much more. Hopefully can actually get more than a few fans over there, so if you really, really enjoy this site, click on over, enjoy some previously unseen materials, fan us up, discuss some cool stuff in the forum and be sure to help us spread the word! We really need your support in 2009 fellow Green Heads!

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Ancient Blooming Tea - Video Demo

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 06:18:08 -0600

I recently came across some bizarre tea called Blooming Display Tea that has a very strange and ancient brewing process.

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Knitted Turkey Baby Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 00:25:47 -0600

When traveling this Thanksgiving, be sure bundle up your baby and keep their head nice and warm with this funny new Knitted Turkey Baby Hat. It's not exactly for sale, but the creator is offering up the pattern for free if you or someone else has any knitting skills.

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iSee360 - Electronic Eye and Temple Massager

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 12:01:01 -0500

This electronic massager soothes pressure points around your temples, forehead, and eyes, relieving sinus pressure and alleviating headaches without the use of medication.

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Oversized Inflatable Deer Head Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 04:57:26 -0500

This amazing three-dimensional inflatable deer head costume completely covers your head and torso, while leaving your arms and legs free, and stays breezy and completely inflated from a built-in fan on the back.

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Animal Friendly Cardboard Trophy Head Busts - Rhino, Deer and Moose

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 05:48:43 -0500

These unique animal busts are actually large puzzles that you put together that are composed of precision laser-cut 100% recyclable cardboard pieces. Once completed, you end up with a cool cardboard trophy head of a Rhino, Moose or Deer that you can proudly hang in your office, cubicle or yes, even in your den.

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Episode 9 - Poofs Don't Fall Apart

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 19:00:00 -0600

Today's topics include the return of Mary, unsanitary kids in shopping carts, a hardcore baby toy sanitizer, stainless steel removes garlic odors, poofs don't fall apart, lasers make golf better, cool plants, jigger cubes, unique tiki torches, molotov cocktails, box o' wine bonfires, carbonite desks, robot lawnmowers and much, much more.

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Episode 8 - Lepers, Leapers, Leaplings - Oh My!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:00:00 -0600

Today's topics include Leap Year Day, a cool pet vs power cord solution, a one sentence review of the Jesse James movie, mushroom can complaints, the Technological Singularity and much much more.

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Episode 7 - Mercy is for the Weak!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 01:00:00 -0600

In this late late midnight edition, everything is stirring, including a mouse! Topics discussed: Karate Kid memories, Rooibus Red Tea, Irish Cheese, Howard the Duck is underrated, a lesson on how to cook the amazing Artichoke, Mary drives her car off a cliff in a stunning artichoke truck mishap, a big special shout out and much much more.

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Episode 6 - Green Head Show Daily : Total Random Awareness Syndrome

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 04:00:00 -0600

Do you ever get the strange occurrence of total random awareness? Are chicken omelettes just wrong? We answer some of the greatest philosophical questions ever and discuss why there's no country for foreign Oscars. All of this and more, as you listen in once again to this fascinating, yet neverending podcast already in progress.

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Episode 5 - Green Head Show Daily : Camel Milk, Carrot Juice and Complaints

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 04:00:00 -0600

In today's episode, my new co-host Mary calls in sick after 1 day, so once again I am solo discussing one sentence movie reviews, UPS deliveries, carrot juice, interesting camel facts and more of what's on my desk. It's short and sweet and I am so sorry about the terrible choppy sound and occasional crackling, it will be improved by next show.

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Episode 4 - Green Head Show Daily : Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:00:00 -0600

Today's episode unleashes a new co-host, Mary, and topical discussions about new titles, John Leguizamo, a Donkey Kong movie, puking in a movie theater, twelve, General Zod, R-rated movies we saw as kids, men who smoke Virginia Slims and much much more. Finally, I have a co-host and together we are figuring out this new world of podcasting out day by day.

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Episode 3 - Daily Untitled Podcast : Key Limes, Subscription Cards and Smurfs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:00:00 -0600

In today's fun-filled episode, I get interupted, discover that water is better with key lime citrus, rant about subscription cards and plan out an epic Smurfs Vs Snorks Vs Gummi Bears throwdown. So anyways, still nervous, still missing my co-host, but figuring this new world of podcasting out day by day.

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Episode 2 - Daily Untitled Podcast : Dictators, Terminators and F-Bombs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 12:00:00 -0600

In this episode, I fixed some sound issues with the first podcast, added a new theme song, still have no show name, discussed dictators, Terminator, Knight Rider and the show's swearing policy. Still nervous, still missing my co-host, but figuring this new world of podcasting out day by day.

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Episode 1 - Daily Untitled Podcast : The Beginning

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:00:00 -0600

The historic very first episode of the as-of-yet still untitled daily Green Head show. More of a test show than anything else, but sort of gives an idea of where the show might go in the future, but you will learn about a cool turkey sandwich, stuff on my desk and why Chicago winter weather blows.

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Five Head Spinning Showerhead

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:42:59 -0600

This oversized showerhead delivers pressurized streams of water from five spinning ports and a 7" diameter ring, generating an invigorating rush of water that conventional showerheads cannot achieve.

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All-in-One Thanksgiving Leftover Pie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 05:42:52 -0600

Join host Alton Morris of TheGreenHead.com as he demonstrates how to make a soon to be world famous All-in-One Thanksgiving Leftover Pie. This incredibly cool pie has all the leftovers you love from a traditional Thanksgiving dinner, all baked into one single pie. Part 1 of 2 of TheGreenHead.com Show - Super Holiday Special!

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Scary Pumpkin Soup Served in Mini Pumpkins!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 05:42:52 -0500

Discover how to make scary pumpkin soup served in mini pumpkins with host Alton Morris of TheGreenHead.com. Learn if wine mixes with tequila, how to carve a pumpkin with scissors and if tasting cursed pumpkin soup can have any evil consequences? All of this and more in the scariest homemade DIY recipe you have ever seen!

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$75,000 Swami Conversational Robot Head

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 08:49:43 -0500

Revolutionary character-engine artificial intelligence software. Micro-camera eyes. More than 30 robotic micro motors. All running off an included PC laptop.

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Avanti Mini Pub - Countertop Mini Keg Beer Dispenser

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:58:44 -0500

This cooler holds a 5-liter keg and has an integrated tap that allows you to draw tavern-style draught beer with a creamy head from a kitchen countertop or home bar.

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Trophy Deer Head Light

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 11:04:09 -0500

I've always been fascinated with those who hang trophy animal heads on their walls. Yes, I understand that you were able to kill a peaceful animal that was drinking from a pond from a hundred yards under total concealment. Congrats on that achievement and it's a good thing you'll be eating the animal too, since we wouldn't want to run out of beef at any of the endless grocery stores on every corner. Also I realize it's important to control the populations of these animals, yet the over-population of weirdo humans who still hang trophy heads on their walls goes unchecked. Yes, I know there is something deeply iconic about hanging the head of a dead animal on your wall, so I found an interesting alternative. The cool hand-molded Trophy Deer Head Light may not have real fur, but it's definitely a stylish design and at least can light up a room. However on the other hand, the $5,900 price tag could buy plenty of ammo to fight back against the animals that have always been actively trying to attack and destroy us, the sinister legion of killer attack squirrels.

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Shrunken Head Shot Glasses

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:13:17 -0600

I love doing shots of tequila, I love everything Tiki and who doesn't love the macabre mystery of the shrunken head? Well, combine all three and you have cool Tiki styled Shrunken Head Shot Glasses. These little "idols of intoxication" will make a welcome addition to the always open bar here at Green Head HQ!

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Godfather Horse Head Pillow

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 17:37:16 -0600

Looking for that perfect gift for a diehard Godfather fan or just looking to send a message to your enemy? Then the Godfather Horse Head Pillow will be absolutely perfect. Plus it's just plain sick, twisted and evil fun!

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Grow A Head - Not Exactly The Green Head, But Still Cool

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 25 Feb 2006 22:33:00 -0600

Anything I can grow on my desk in my office that is even remotely interesting is good enough for me to make my day a little brighter.

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Tiki Head Tissue Box Cover

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 06 Sep 2004 13:20:00 -0500

A tiki head cover you place over your regular tissue box that allows tissue to flow from its nose. It's art, it's funny and it's the ultimate tissue box all rolled into one!

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Grand Tiki Head Sculptural Table

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 21 Apr 2004 16:19:54 -0500

When you set your tropical cocktail down this summer, make sure it's atop this cool new Grand Tiki Head Sculptural Table. Although it appears to be carved from real wood, this exotic Polynesian-styled table is cast in realistic and durable faux wood-grained designer resin, is fully sculpted 360 degrees around and weighs in at a hefty 23 pounds. The only thing missing from this miniature island tiki totem is the curse.

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