The Green Head - The coolest stuff about Guys

Sunforce 40 Million Candlepower HID Spotlight Lantern

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 10:31:27 -0600

This super-powered 40 million candlepower flashlight/spotlight can not only light up the night and your neighbor's house with its advanced high-intensity discharge (HID) 35 Watt bulb, it can even be used to jump start your car.

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Screwed Up - Refrigerator Magnet Set

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:29:36 -0600

These tough magnets will create the illusion that real screws and bolts are embedded into the refrigerator, but they actually have high-powered magnets molded right inside each piece.

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DangerBomb Alarm Clock - Don't Cut the Wrong Wire!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:34:46 -0600

This evil alarm clock is designed to look just like a real bomb with three colored lights and three colored wires. When the preset alarm sounds, you will have to awaken and try to think quickly as the bomb randomly chooses colored lights that tells you which wires to cut in which order before it "explodes" with non-stop KABOOM sounds.

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COOL CATALOG - Medieval Weapon Art Catalog

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 05:46:41 -0600

Party like it's 1599 - Step back into an earlier time with precision replicas of Renaissance and medieval weapons, Renaissance clothing, and fantasy collectible knives and swords.

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Concrete Tumblers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 09:40:19 -0600

These cool, timeless and simple glasses are a combination of real solid concrete and glass and work perfectly for any occasion.

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Revolution - Start Your Engines Alarm Clock

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 14:07:37 -0500

Awakens you with the exhilarating sound of a high-powered V8 engine increasing its RPMs as it cycles through four gears to top speed.

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Truck Antlers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 08:01:01 -0500

Turn your truck into a buck with these funny new plastic deer antlers that easily slide onto the windows of your truck or car.

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3,200 Lumens High Intensity Xenon Rechargeable Flashlight

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 01:13:54 -0500

Rechargeable lantern that produces 3,200 lumens from a high-intensity discharge (HID) Xenon lamp which allows it to illuminate objects up to a full mile away.

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Modern Condom Dispenser

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:21:42 -0500

This sleek and stylish personal condom dispenser is made of aluminum and holds approximately 24 condoms. To use it, simply remove the cap and deposit the condoms from the top of the case. Every time you dispense one, the cap descends to indicate the amount remaining.

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Giant Lifesized Scarecrow

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:46:02 -0500

This Lifesized Scarecrow is sure to keep those pesky crows out of your yard this Halloween and frighten the trick-or-treaters as well.

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Grey Octopus Tee

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 13:36:14 -0500

If you've always wanted a t-shirt with a cool octopus on it, you can't go wrong with the amazing Grey Octopus Tee by Dead Worry.

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Bombs Away Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:45:27 -0500

I don't usually get too excited over ties, but when they feature giant bombs falling from fighter planes like on the Bombs Away Tie, I have to do a double-take.

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Grill Charms - Determine Whose Steak is Whose

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:21:07 -0500

Grill charms are unique tokens that you can stick into burgers, chicken, steak, chops, fish and more to keep track of who wanted what. They are made of high-quality heat conducting stainless steel with serrated spikes on the back to secure them into the meat while grilling, flipping and moving.

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King Pepper Baseball Bat Pepper Grinders

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 12:55:05 -0500

These unique wooden pepper mills are inspired and shaped like real baseball bats, one is a miniature Junior version and the other is lifesize!

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Beerhandles - How Did We Ever Manage Before These?

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:45:45 -0500

Once you securely snap one of these innovative Beerhandles onto your 12 oz. can of beer or soda, you'll have a perfect mug-like grip and it should keep it colder for a longer period of time. They come in various colors like red, blue, gold and silver and are perfect for tailgating, parties, picnics, neighborhood garage standing around and more.

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Lifesize Salacious B. Crumb

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:36:42 -0500

One of the most annoying critters in the galaxy, Salacious B. Crumb was the favored jester in the court of Jabba the Hutt in Return of the Jedi. Now you can own a lifesize figure of him to pester guests in your own palace.

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Metal Zydeco Washboard Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:03:02 -0500

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NFL Uniform Grill Covers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:50:02 -0500

Authentic, licensed uniform covers protect your grill, show your team spirit.

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Swashbuckling BBQ Sword

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:00:57 -0500

This summer, bring a dash of sheer adventure to your barbeque.

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Political Party Steak Branding Irons

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:06:08 -0500

Nothing beats a hot summer day with steaks and burgers on the grill, cold beers in hand, searing hot branding irons in the other and an election year with a raging political debate going on right in your very own backyard.

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Bar of Gold Door Stop

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:06:32 -0500

The perfect object to celebrate the collapsing economy, the upcoming recession, the high unemployment rate, the astronomical gas prices and of course the embarrassing devaluation of the US Dollar. As these winds of change blow through your home, you can rest assured that gold will always be there to protect the doors from slamming in your face or that growing pile of bills from blowing off your desk.

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Giant Bouncing Foam Dice Make Board Games Better

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 05:30:05 -0600

Wouldn't having a set of bouncing Giant Foam Dice like these be really cool? Each of these jumbo, but lightweight foam die measure in at 16" x 16" and actually bounce when tossed!

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Veranda Grill Canopy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:56:16 -0600

Provides elegant protection from sun and rain while grilling. Grill fearlessly!

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Temperature Sensitive LED Shower Light

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:04:46 -0600

A cool new temperature-sensitive showerhead light that makes the water glow bright blue if the water is cool or bright red if the water is hot automatically using super bright built-in LEDs.

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90 Second Dual Pizza Oven

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:10:56 -0600

Cooks two 12 inch fresh pizzas in about 90 seconds at temperatures up to 797 degrees F, which is 15X faster than cooking in a traditional oven.

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3,350 Lumens - Streamlight H.I.D. Litebox Flashlight

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:12:12 -0600

The ultimate heavy-duty, rechargeable, completely portable, high 3,350 lumens, high-intensity discharge, xenon lamp flashlight that literally does it all!

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Hotman Trivet - Holds Up Hot Pots

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 07:03:49 -0600

According to Greek mythology, Atlas had the burden of holding the weight of the world upon his shoulders and today the cool new Hotman Trivet has the burden of holding up all of your heavy scalding hot pots and pans off the counter.

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Oakley Medusa Hat and Goggles

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:31:53 -0600

Greek mythology taught us that by simply looking at Medusa, a monstrous woman with snakes for hair, would turn you to stone. Well, good luck taking your eyes off the ultimate in apolocalyptic apparel, the Oakley Medusa Hat and Goggles.

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1,100 Lumens 80 Minute Flashlight

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 18:16:22 -0600

This flashlight uses 60-watt high-powered H4 quartz halogen bulb that produces 1,100 lumens and natural daylight illumination at a color temperature of 4,300 Kelvin and provides up to 80 minutes of operation on a full charge in full power mode.

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Funny Baby T-Shirt - Daddy Drinks Because I Cry

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 01:55:21 -0600

Yes, your wife will kill you, but still, very funny nontheless.

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25 Million Candlepower HID Xenon Spotlight / Flashlight!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:33:48 -0600

This is the ultimate in personal illumination, 25,000,000 candlepower strong!

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Guillotine Cigar Cutter

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 12:38:41 -0600

A working model, with a real stainless steel blade, mounted on gold plated framework. Detailed down to the bucket that fortunately now receives only cigar tips.

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CarCapsule - Inflatable Car Storage Bubble

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:10:12 -0600

The CarCapsule is a clear vinyl bubble that seals your car, truck, boat or motorcycle away from the elements and keeps it looking fresh and new.

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Animated Hitch Critters - Ball Hitch Cover and Brake Light

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 07:19:58 -0600

Give your trailer hitch a sense of humor.Take one of these critters for a ride on your trailer hitch, while providing a third brake light for added traffic safety. 5 styles to choose from.

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H2Glow - Temperature Sensitive LED Faucet Light

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 17:23:17 -0500

H2Glow is a cool temperature-sensitive faucet light that makes water glow blue if the water is cool or red if the water is hot automatically using bright built-in LEDs.

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Sportcraft Genuine Bristle Dartboard with Electronic Scoring

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 15:00:56 -0500

Classic naturally self-healing bristle dartboard with electronic scorekeeping, allowing you to play with professional steel-tipped darts that are automatically scored on the LED display.

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Cruzin' Cooler - Rideable Electric Beverage Cooler

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 12:58:09 -0500

This is the only rideable, three-wheeled cooler with a 500-watt electric motor that propels the unit up to 14 mph, and it has a fully-insulated bin that accommodates up to 24 12-oz. beverage cans and 8 lbs. of ice, allowing you to transport chilled food or beverages up to 15 miles on a single charge.

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Peep Show Shot Glasses

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 13:08:31 -0500

Invisible R-rated pictures embedded at the bottom that are magically revealed when you pour a shot.

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Personalized Louisville Slugger Baseball Bat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 22:57:36 -0500

This is an authentic Louisville Slugger bat that can be yours for the first time ever engraved with your name or with your name and your choice of a team logo.

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Built Ford Tough - Branding Iron

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:43:25 -0500

Manufactured in solid brass with a natural hardwood handle and rawhide hanging strap. Each comes up to temperature quickly when placed into hot charcoal or the flame of a gas grill.

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Roast My Weenie - Stainless Steel Hot Dog Cooker

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 19:22:16 -0500

Yes, nothing will class up your shiny new BBQ grill better than this clever, stainless steel, anatomically correct, man-shaped, stick figure roasting tool that helps keep your hot dog up and off the grill.

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Sawdust Cologne Spray - For Real Men Only!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 17:47:57 -0500

I do admit, the smell of sawdust is quite intoxicating for most men. It's the smell of progress, construction and sheer accomplishment.

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Avanti Mini Pub - Countertop Mini Keg Beer Dispenser

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:58:44 -0500

This cooler holds a 5-liter keg and has an integrated tap that allows you to draw tavern-style draught beer with a creamy head from a kitchen countertop or home bar.

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20 Million Candlepower Spotlight / Flashlight - New World's Brightest Flashlight!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 17:13:40 -0500

This is the ultimate in personal illumination, 20,000,000 candlepower strong!

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Ultimate Grillers Tool Belt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 15:33:36 -0500

It keeps everything you need right at your fingertips with 7 pockets for holding salt and pepper, scissors, grill tongs, sauces, seasonings, bottle openers, and even a soda (or beer) holder to keep the chef refreshed while cooking!

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Toilet Seat Lifter

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 17:55:40 -0500

Almost every garbage can in the world has a pedal to step on to lift up the lid so you don't dirty your hands. There's also something else with a lid that is even more disgusting to touch and has no pedal, a toilet. All men have to lift the toilet seat up and all woman have to touch it to lower it back down, everyone complains, so why didn't anyone think of the Toilet Seat Lifter sooner? I'd still prefer a urinal in my home though.

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Grillslinger BBQ Tool Belt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 13:17:15 -0500

Not only will the Grillslinger BBQ Tool Belt make you look like an gunfighter in a showdown on a dusty street at high noon, it will help you to be the fastest quick draw burger flipper in the West... or East... or whatever suburb you're in. This cool grilling utensil belt holds a knife, spatual and tongs and stores them in plastic dishwasher-safe "lock and load" sheaths within the holsters. What's great is that you have the tools you need close by when dueling with steaks and chops and you keep the messy utensils off the table.

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Monogrammed BBQ Branding Iron

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:38:12 -0500

It's getting to be that time of the year again to start prepping the grill for the busy summer BBQ season. It's also time to make sure you have the proper grilling tools on hand. Spatula...check. Tongs...check. Fork...check. Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron? ... hmmm how could I be missing this essential tool? That's right, no proper grilling tool set is complete without a branding iron and no steak, burger or chop is complete without your initials burned right in as your personal seal of approval.

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Temperature Sensitive Blue/Red LED Faucet Lights!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 12:25:14 -0600

When the Blue LED Faucet Lights came out I thought they were the coolest things to happen to faucets since actual plumbing. Well, they have been upgraded! The new Temperature Sensitive LED Faucet Lights not only illuminate your water a brilliant BLUE like before, they also turn it a fiery RED once the water temperature reaches 89 degrees!

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Philips Norelco Bodygroom - Gain that Extra Optical Inch!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 16:12:50 -0600

Guys, there's no way I can even attempt to sell this product any better than the guy in the video below. Scroll down, watch it and learn how now, you too can now shave everywhere and gain that Extra Optical Inch. Looks like a great solution to the overgrown twig and berries problem, but this ad is a classic.

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