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Mr. Ghost - iPhone EMF Detector

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 22 May 2013 14:33:15 -0500

Do you ever sense a presence in your home when no one is around? This EMF detecting antenna for your iPhone detects if it's an electromagnetic or paranormal activity problem.

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Massive Sasquatch Cocktail Shaker - Holds 110 Ounces!

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 16:00:24 -0500

This mighty stainless steel cocktail shaker shakes up to 110 ounces of your favorite drinks, which is more than enough for up to 10 people at once.

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Lifesize Howling Werewolf Statue

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 10:14:47 -0500

Is your home missing that little something special to complete the decor? Then unleash this towering 7.5 foot reproduction of the infamous werewolf from the movie The Howling into your living room.

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Flask Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 14:26:15 -0500

Perfect for secretly quenching a mighty thirst during endless meetings, in the cubicle, on break, not on break, at funerals, church, weddings, fancy parties, or any time you need to look drunkingly dashing. Please dress and drink responsibly.

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Ancient Mead-Making Kit

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 17:33:39 -0500

Want to drink the oldest known fermented beverage in history? Then brew up your own like any proper medieval warrior would with this cool new homemade mead-making kit.

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Magnetie - Reversible Magnetic Neckties

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 20:00:06 -0500

Reversible, 100% silk necktie with rare Earth magnets embedded inside to keep the tie tail behind the tie no matter the remaining length.

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Homemade Gin Kit

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 19:56:55 -0500

This unique DIY kit lets you concoct a small batch of high quality gin in only about 36 hours.

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Man Hanger - Hand Bent Industrial-Grade Rebar

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 10 Mar 2013 18:03:18 -0500

Mommie always said no more wire hangers, but never said anything about hangers made from hand bent industrial-grade rebar like these cool new Man Hangers.

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Blitz Box - Portable Storage Box / Shelf

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 18:05:19 -0600

An ingenious portable storage container / wall-mount removable shelf for your garage, workshop, or home.

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Self-Defense Baseball Bat Flashlight

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 16:25:06 -0600

Even though the world seems to have lost its collective mind lately, I think we still have the right to defend ourselves and own flashlights... I think.

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Cork-Shaped Stool Made from Genuine Wine Corks

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 19:18:00 -0600

A giant cork-shaped stool made from genuine wine corks that can be used indoors or out as a seat, end table, or bulletin board.

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Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 13:04:24 -0600

How do ninjas infiltrate parties to complete their covert missions in total stealth?

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Recycled Jack Daniel's Bottle Soap Dispenser

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 17:40:05 -0600

A Jack Daniel's whiskey bottle that's been upcycled into a brilliant soap dispenser for your man cave's wet bar sink or bathroom.

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Trophy Champagne / Wine Bottle Chiller

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 14:52:23 -0600

This winning bottle chiller is forged from pewter to look like an antique trophy that you may as well put on your bookshelf to store in between uses.

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Zip Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 15:56:04 -0600

This unique 100% merino wool felt necktie lets you forget all the fancy, complicated knots and hassles of tying a regular tie, because you simply zip it up.

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Philips Lumiware Color Changing Coasters

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 03 Feb 2013 16:30:17 -0600

When you want to futuristically illuminate your drinks and protect precious furniture from the evils of condensation at the same time, look no further than these cool new Philips Lumiware Color Changing Coasters.

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UltimateHands - Next Generation Foam Fingers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 03 Feb 2013 12:33:46 -0600

These next generation foam fingers have gone to the third dimension, look like massive real hands with huge in-your-face pointing fingers, and are officially licensed by the NFL, MLB, NBA, WNBA, and NHL with all your favorite teams.

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Kaboom Sweater

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 18:12:53 -0600

Nothing quite depicts utter beauty, devastating power, and total horror all at the same time quite like an old-fashioned nuclear explosion, so check out this cool new Kaboom Sweater that redefines ugly.

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Patron Pocket - Tequila Holster Belt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 17:01:58 -0600

If you want to liven up a party fast, just slip on this cool new Patron Pocket and begin to mingle.

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Six Shooter Shave Brushes

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 19:03:23 -0600

That fancy schmancy modern day shaving cream can will only be good as target practice when you whip up a real man's lather using this handcrafted, high grade anodized aluminum revolver cylinder with six authentic .44 caliber nickel bullet casings on one end and a removable 20mm badger shave brush on the other.

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Titanium Working Handcuff Ring

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 13:12:36 -0600

Slip on this tiny ring-sized working handcuff crafted from polished aerospace grade titanium just for your finger.

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Katana Sword Bookends

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 09:58:08 -0600

Bookends that create the illusion that a deadly ninja warrior has impaled a katana sword through your ancient bound-paper literature.

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Campfire Cologne

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:21:07 -0600

Just take a cedar stick from the box, light it on fire, blow it out, and then let the incense-like smoke of a rugged roaring campfire waft over you. *deep sniff* ahhh!!!

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Wilton B.A.S.H. Unbreakable Sledgehammer

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 15:59:28 -0600

A hardcore sledge hammer with an unbreakable handle and a highly visible green drop forged 46 HRC steel head designed to utterly demolish or unleash a pinpoint extreme driving force.

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Bubble Wrap Suit

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 13:46:02 -0600

No matter whether you love popping bubble wrap like you have uncontrollable OCD, want to ship yourself somewhere safely, are utterly accident prone, or just want to start a flat out insane fashion trend, the cool new Bubble Wrap Suit is for you!

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Candy Cane Duct Tape

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 16 Dec 2012 18:31:54 -0600

perfect for quickly patching ductwork at Santa's North Pole factory, putting over Blitzen's foul mouth, and of course fixing broken sleighs. Just don't lick it or your tongue will stick to it.

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Key Knife

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 16 Dec 2012 12:31:23 -0600

A handy mini folding knife disguised as a regular key that fits perfectly on a keychain.

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The Dude's Sweater from The Big Lebowski

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 14:25:14 -0600

Perfect to wear while enjoying a White Russian, bowling, fighting with Nihilists, or just relaxing around your private residence, man.

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Bacon Shaving Cream

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 18:01:18 -0600

If you just can't get enough of that fine, mouth-watering bacon scent, now you can lather on Bacon Shaving Cream before you shave to smell like this tasty breakfast meat treat all morning long.

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Gerber Shard - Multi-Purpose Keychain Tool

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 17:36:34 -0600

A multi-purpose mini keychain tool, so you'll never be without a Phillips driver, small flat driver, medium flat driver, bottle opener, pry bar, lanyard ring, or wire stripper again.

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Artifact Waxed Canvas Lunch Tote

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 16:41:08 -0600

If you're searching for the absolute finest in handcrafted lunch bag quality, look no further.

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Beer Hoodie - Sweatshirt With Beer Pouch

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 15:14:17 -0600

When the weather gets cool and crisp and you'll be standing around drinking beers in it, the cool new Beer Hoodie is the solution.

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Concrete Hexagon Coasters with Cork Bottoms

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 09:44:33 -0600

Concrete coasters with hexagonal patterns that act as conduits to wick condensation away from glasses and cork bottoms to protect the table.

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Natural Cork Apron

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 16:28:30 -0600

Unique aprons made from ultra-thin sheets of flexible, water-resistant, and sustainably harvest natural cork.

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Shot Flask - Flask with Built-In Collapsible Shot Glass

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 14:36:57 -0600

Enjoy your secret smuggled booze in a more civilized way from this flask's built-in collapsible shot glass.

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Vodka Zinger - Natural Flavor Infuser

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 15:47:16 -0600

Infuse your vodka or other spirits with natural flavors from fresh fruit, berries, herbs, and more.

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Travel Smart Mini Iron

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 09:45:14 -0600

When traveling, now you can always ensure your clothes are wrinkle free when you bring along this compact and lightweight mini travel iron.

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Vintage Squirrel Nutcracker

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 08:24:50 -0600

If you can't get a real squirrel to come into your home to professionally crack your nuts for you, this cool new cast iron squirrel nutcracker makes a great alternative.

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Sizzling Bacon Tea Towel

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 14:22:28 -0600

Just when I think that crazy bacon love has reached its pinnacle, something like this cool new Sizzling Bacon Tea Towel appears.

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United Cutlery Axe With Hidden Knife

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 13:15:23 -0500

Although it may look like a handy camp axe with a tough stainless steel chopping blade, it also contains a knife secretly hidden inside the handle.

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Brooklyn Brew Shop Coasters - Built-In Bottle Openers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 28 Oct 2012 15:43:49 -0500

Coasters with handy hidden bottle openers built into the bottoms, ensuring that you'll have to hunt down a missing bottle opener again.

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BAR10DER - Ultimate Bartending Multi-Tool

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 16:59:51 -0500

The ultimate all-in-one bartending multi-tool for mastering cocktails at home.

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Authentic Baseball Base Bar Stool

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 18:05:04 -0500

These unique collectible bar stools have seats made from actual game-used MLB Baseball bases certified by the MLB Authentication Program in your choice of 30 Major League Baseball teams.

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Dwarven Beard Hats

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 16:59:30 -0500

Whether you want to look like you've ventured out from Middle Earth, want to annoy some Elves or are just can't grow a massive rugged beard of your own, then this cool new Dwarven Beard Hat is for you.

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Glass Grenade Decanter

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 12:20:45 -0500

This fun glass decanter is shaped like a hand grenade, holds 16 oz of liquor and can even double as a drinking glass, flask, vase, or unique conversational piece.

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A Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Glove Replica

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 13:33:56 -0500

Nothing goes better with a dirty red and green sweater and a weird hat better than a near perfect replica of Freddy Krueger's glove from A Nightmare on Elm Street!

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Drowning In Debt Salt And Pepper Shakers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 28 Sep 2012 15:19:47 -0500

I usually don't look for deep symbolism like this when dealing with salt and pepper shakers, but I do know that they'll set you back further in debt by around 20 bucks.

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Brass Knuckles iPhone Case

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 16:51:52 -0500

When your iPhone dons this cool new Brass Knuckles iPhone Case, it will not only be easier to grip, it'll be a big hit as well!

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Whale Bottle Opener

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 10 Aug 2012 11:25:06 -0500

While real whales gently skim through the oceans eating plankton and krill, this miniature silver plated brass one prefers to viciously rip off bottle caps instead.

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Suitjamas - Silk Business Suit Pajamas

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 03 Aug 2012 14:36:28 -0500

When you dress for success during the day, you might as well do the same when retiring for the night when you slip into these cool new Suitjamas.

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