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Ketchup Kritter And Mustard Monster Squeeze Bottle Caps

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 17:58:30 -0500

Just give the bottle a squeeze and the heads spew and spray projectile condiments out through their mouth or nostrils.

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Chilled Monkey Brains - Authentic Prop Head from Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 11:20:41 -0600

Ah, dessert! Chilled Monkey Brains!

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Gummy Red Hot Chili Peppers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 14:16:21 -0600

The typical gummy bear is a sweet and utterly boring snack for the little ones, but these cool newGummy Red Hot Chili Peppers are for seasoned taste buds seeking out a fiery inferno of chewy goodness.

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Creepy-Crawly Remote Control Centipede

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 20:18:31 -0600

Nobody would expect a remote controlled centipede to creepily crawl out from under a couch or bed or just along the wall for others to catch out of the corner of their eye. Let the screaming begin!

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Crunch Mallows - Dehydrated Cereal Marshmallows

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 16:42:52 -0600

I can't believe they've finally done it... a cereal that's nothing but marshmallows.

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Dill Pickle Flavored Candy Canes

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 10:06:34 -0600

These green and white candy canes not only pair nicely with the typical red and white peppermint candy canes, they also offer a briny dill pickle taste alternative.

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Airborne Microbes Screaming Diseases - The Fun Way to Spread Germs

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 01 Nov 2012 13:30:31 -0500

These squishy germs come in either a gross, snot-colored common cold or a brown and hairy E. Coli that can flung through the air with disgusting sound effects like a cough or sneeze or severe flatulence.

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iStuck - Gummed Up Laptop Stands

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 19:07:01 -0500

These sugar-free silicone laptop stands may look like sticky chewed up bubble gum, but are a fun way to prop your laptop up at the perfect angle for typing or for helping to keep it cool and comfortable. Don't stick them under a table when finished.

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TV Dinner Gumballs

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 14:06:46 -0500

Nothing hits the spot better than a wholesome chewing gum meal!

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Bacon Soda

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 15:26:15 -0600

This sweet and savory carbonated concoction tastes just like bacon and is a refreshing way to wash down real bacon every morning at breakfast.

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Bacon Frosting

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 19:05:14 -0600

Remember the old days, when the only thing that tasted like bacon, was bacon?

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Zombie Head Bon Bons with Cherry Brains

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 19:08:16 -0500

Board up the windows, lock the doors, keep your shotgun loaded and extra close, and satisfy your growling hunger with a few of these disgusting, yet cool new Zombie Head Bon Bons with Cherry Brains!

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Horriball - Disgusting Squishy Stress Ball

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 08:34:10 -0500

When your victim gives this seemingly innocent stress ball a squeeze, clear bubbles filled with flies, rats, worms, or cockroaches covered in a bloody-looking liquid pop out of the holes!

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Bleeding Zombie Head Bowl

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 09:03:32 -0500

Fill up this poor undead guy's head with candy for the trick-or-treaters, use it to serve chips, snacks, and nuts at the Halloween party or I guess it could even temporarily hold another brain if you happen to come across one.

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Bacon Candy

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 17:17:57 -0500

These holiday hard candy decoys may look like refreshing red and white striped peppermint, but they're actually just sweet and smoky swine!

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Bleeding Taper Candles

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 18:28:30 -0500

They may look like ordinary white candles at first glance, but the wax turns blood red as it slowly oozes and drips down.

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World's Largest Gummy Brain

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 17:51:51 -0500

This massive lifesize gummy brain weighs 3.75 lbs, which is just a tad heavier than the real thing, but unlike the human brain, it tastes like fruity bubblegum. I haven't compared flavors though.

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Infectious Disease Stress Balls

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 07:53:48 -0500

These fun stress balls may seem innocuous at first glance, once you give them a good squeeze, out pops an entire handful of colorful and disturbingly disgusting pustules, boils and blisters! Not intended for the faint of heart or hypochondriacs.

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Pickle Toothpaste

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 08:40:24 -0600

This dill-flavored toothpaste will leave your mouth and breath freshly pickled and preserved!

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Bacon Toothpaste

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 09:07:28 -0600

After scarfing down a plate of sizzling pork strips, skip the minty toothpaste and grab this tube of bacon-infused paste to not only maintain proper oral hygiene, but sustain that hog-fresh taste in your mouth all day long!

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Oven-Baked Tarantula

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 17:56:08 -0600

I dare you to sink your fangs into one of these terrifyingly tasty, crispy and crunchy Oven-Baked Tarantulas!

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Thanksgiving Gumballs - Turkey, Cranberry and Pumpkin Pie Flavors!

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 13 Nov 2010 13:40:23 -0600

These gourmet gumballs are flavored like turkey, cranberry and pumpkin pie. Gobble Gobble!

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Jones Bacon Soda Holiday Pack

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 11:55:47 -0500

This limited edition and highly collectible carbonated pig pop comes in a holiday pack that includes 2 Bottles of Jones Bacon Soda, 1 Tube of Bacon Lip Balm, 1 Package of Cheddar BaconPOP popcorn and 1 Package of Bacon Gravy Mix!

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World's Largest Gummy Worm

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 08:20:10 -0500

This completely disturbing edible ribbed invertebrate measures in at a massive 26 inches long with a 5 inch girth, weighs 3 pounds, has 4000 calories, is equivalent to approximately 128 regular gummy worms or 840 regular gummy bears, serves up to 34 people and even has a creepy smiley face!

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Count Ketchup Spread Head

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 11:41:56 -0500

This terrifying little vampire head screws onto most upright ketchup bottles and lets you squeeze blood red ketchup from his fangs!

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Decepti-Candy - Prank Powders

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 15:08:13 -0500

These seemingly innocent vials of candy power look harmless enough on the outside, but really aren't what they seem!

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Realistic Blood Energy Potion

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 11:06:25 -0600

Resealable, transfusion-style blood bag is filled with realistic, drinkable blood that has the same color, nutrients and consistency of real blood, but with a yummy fruit punch flavor! Perfect for wannabe vampires and Valentine's Day!

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DuneCraft Spit Balls

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:09:44 -0600

These 21st century spit balls skip the spit and are made from non-toxic, hygienic polymers that grow up to 200 times their size!

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Jones Soda - Tofurkey And Gravy Soda

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:18:57 -0600

This Thanksgiving you won't be choking down the traditional Turkey and Gravy Soda, because the fine people at Jones Soda have gone 100% vegetarian and are now serving up Tofurkey And Gravy Soda with an uncanny taste of roasted tofu, stuffing and meatless gravy!

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Bloody Hands

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:24:37 -0500

This pair of realistic bloody hand clings are the perfect finishing touch to your Halloween decorations or can be used much more effectively as frightening pranks.

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Toilet Mug

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:01:01 -0500

This 12oz hand-painted toilet mug is the ultimate way to enjoy your favorite hot steaming brown beverage.

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Spread Heads - Mustard Marvin

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:00:02 -0500

Simply grab a yellow mustard bottle, unscrew the cap, screw on the Mustard Marvin bottle topper head in its place and squeeze away. Poor Marvin then appears to puke up yellow mustard from his mouth all over your hot dog or hamburger!

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Jones Soda - 2007 Christmas + Chanukah Holiday Packs

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 04:33:25 -0600

Introducing, the all-new limited edition 2007 Jones Soda - Christmas + Chanukah Packs, just in time for the holidays!

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2006 Jones Soda Holiday Packs - The Holiday Tradition Continues!

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 20:21:56 -0600

Jones Soda is back to ring in the holidays with two all new Holiday Packs of their now famous seasonal dinner/meal sodas.

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Neti Pot - Nasal Passage Cleanser

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 21 Nov 2006 19:17:02 -0600

Simply tilt your head, pour it up one nostril and the water flows up, around and right back out the other side, flushing out the entire nasal cavity along with any congestion!

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2005 Jones Soda Holiday Packs - The New Holiday Tradition!

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 07 Nov 2005 01:00:00 -0600

Jones Soda is back to ring in the holidays with two all new Holiday Packs of their now famous seasonal dinner/meal sodas - Just Like Mom Used to Make. Yum, Yum!

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Michael Jackson - Wacko Jacko Halloween Mask

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 20 Sep 2004 14:06:00 -0500

Talk about scary! This is a full, over the head latex mask with thin hair. Great detail makes this mask great fun. Time to hit the top of the charts with this one.

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