The Green Head - The coolest stuff about Gothic

Secret Shot Walking Cane

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 06:22:20 -0600

It secretly conceals a 1 fluid oz double shot volume of liquor within the body of the hollow beech wood cane with a glass stopper and treaded screw-on handle.

COOL CATALOG - Medieval Weapon Art Catalog

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 05:46:41 -0600

Party like it's 1599 - Step back into an earlier time with precision replicas of Renaissance and medieval weapons, Renaissance clothing, and fantasy collectible knives and swords.

Disembodied Hand Wrist Rest

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:31:24 -0500

Terrifyingly realistic foam wrist-rest in the shape of a disembodied hand!

Inflatable Headless Horseman Illusion Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:06:01 -0500

This cool three-dimensional costume self-inflates with a built-in fan to create the amazing illusion that you are the Headless Horseman riding up on your horse holding your pumpkin head in your hand.

Franken Stein - The Ultimate Stein!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:44:12 -0500

This Halloween, the ultimate stein for holding your favorite bubbling spiked beverage concoction is the Franken Stein monster mug of course!

Black Knight Fireplace Tool Ensemble

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:50:06 -0500

This decorative foundry iron replica of the black knight has a halberd stand ready with a poker, broom, and shovel to service your fireplace on command.

Aberdeen Manor Gothic Lantern Floor Lamp

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:02:25 -0600

A work of fine craftsmanship that echoes centuries past.

Richard the Lionheart's Throne Toilet Seat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 13:29:24 -0500

This clear resin seat has the Three Lions Crest inlaid inside the lid and gold-tone fleur-de-lis encircles the seat. A truly regal seat fit for a King.

Ghost Candelabra

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:37:09 -0500

Candles and ghosts not included.

Little Joseph - Sinister Candle Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 14:47:24 -0500

The Little Joseph Candle Holder is well, freaky. Shaped liked a severed baby's head and staring out with undead eyes, Little Joseph holds a candle of your choice right on top of his head. As the candle wax melts, Little Joseph goes from bald to a full head of waxy hair. Simply mix up the candles to achieve different bizarre looks and hair colors. Great gift for lovers of the macabre and the truly sinister.

Blood Puddle Pillows

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 10 May 2007 18:10:50 -0500

Looking for the ultimate in sick twisted pillow designs? Well, who knows, maybe you are. Blood Puddle Pillows by artist Keetra Dean Dixon are unique pillows that give the fun illusion that you've been brutally murdered, probably a head shot, and left in a puddle of your own blood. Unbeknownst to others though, you are quite alive, happy and slumbering peacefully. These pillows do have one drawback that will usually prevent you from getting a full nap and that is when your discoverer begins screaming in absolute terror and police and neighbors swarm in. It's just hard to sleep with that kind of racket going on. These cool pillows would also go great with the equally macabre, sick and twisted Body Bag Bean Bag Chair!

The Ultimate Medieval Wastebasket

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 16:36:48 -0600

My simple boring wastebasket here at Green Head HQ is a about to get replaced, because I have found its worthy successor. The Claremont Helmet - Lidded Bin is basically a knight's helmet from a suit of armor reworked into the ultimate medieval wastebasket. Simply lift up the visor and toss in your litter. I don't think this can ever be topped as far as cool wastebaskets go, this is really way up there.

Godfather Horse Head – Pillow

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 17:37:16 -0600

Looking for that perfect gift for a diehard Godfather fan or just looking to send a message to your enemy? Then the Godfather Horse Head Pillow will be absolutely perfect. Plus it's just plain sick, twisted and evil fun!

Dead Comfy - Body Bag Bean Bags

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 15 Oct 2006 03:37:14 -0500

The Dead Comfy - Body Bag Bean Bag is quite simply the most evil twisted bean bag chair ever invented. The Dead Comfy looks just like a real body bag with a body inside, except this body is actually a bright pink inner bag of comfy beans.

Krypt Kiddies - Cuter Than Hell Demon Dolls!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 01:00:00 -0500

Move over Garbage Pail Kids, there are a new breed of evil demon dolls in town called Krypt Kiddies and they are definitely cuter than mean old Chucky ever was!

Herbeau Dagobert Wooden Toilet Throne

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 10:38:00 -0500

This toilet is built from the wood of a massive ash tree, includes a candle holder, ashtray, armrests, a high-profile seat back and a bell to ring when you finish!

Graveyard Gothic Garden – Plants of Witches, the Undead and Unholy!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 18 Jun 2005 11:14:00 -0500

Attention all witches out there stuck in real world office jobs! Awaken your desktop with plants and flowers of the undead and the unholy.

Gothic Commode Seat - Every Toilet in Your Castle Needs One!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 16 Jun 2005 10:00:00 -0500

Are you the King of your castle? Leave the toilet seat down because your "Throne" room is about to go medieval.