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Massive 10' Inflatable Beach Ball

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 03 May 2013 15:24:17 -0500

No beach, swimming pool, concert or sporting event is safe once this nearly one story massive colorful inflatable gets tossed into the air!

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Inflatable Palm Island Floating Cup Holders

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 17:20:46 -0500

This set of three miniature inflatable palm island cup holders keep your drinks from capsizing in total tropical style.

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Alligator Manhole Cover Doormat

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 16:36:27 -0500

If your current boring old, fancy schmancy doormat doesn't strike fear into your visitors, then obviously you need one that does.

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Bubble Wrap Oven Mitt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 18:45:27 -0500

Safely transport dishes in and out of a hot oven while keeping your hands damage-free.

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Gigantic Red Party Cup - 64 oz

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 16:45:35 -0500

Conquer your mighty thirst! This massive red party cup holds 64 oz of booze, is made from sturdy, reusable ceramic, and is appropriately emblazoned with I Came to Party! written on the side.

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Auto Mee S - Smartphone / Tablet Screen Cleaning Robot

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 17:40:13 -0500

Sure you could simply wipe off the touchscreen on your smart device with a cloth or your shirt, but it's the 21st century and there are robots for these sort of tasks now, like this one.

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Flask Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 14:26:15 -0500

Perfect for secretly quenching a mighty thirst during endless meetings, in the cubicle, on break, not on break, at funerals, church, weddings, fancy parties, or any time you need to look drunkingly dashing. Please dress and drink responsibly.

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Googly Eye Push Pins

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 17:04:43 -0500

These fun push pins have actual moving googly eyes on top to give a little character your photos, memos, or wahtever you stick them into.

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Wine Bottle Glass - Take the Entire Bottle With You

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 18:52:40 -0500

Just having one glass of wine? Nah! Bring the entire bottle with you when you sip from this full-sized 750ml bottle with a wine glass on top.

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Ketchup Kritter And Mustard Monster Squeeze Bottle Caps

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 17:58:30 -0500

Just give the bottle a squeeze and the heads spew and spray projectile condiments out through their mouth or nostrils.

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Tiny Garden Battle Gnome

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:55:58 -0600

He may only stand a miniscule 4 inches tall, but when he swings his mighty little hammer, all the rest of the neighborhood garden gnomes and assorted lawn ornaments flee in terror or, ahem, take vacations around the world.

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Mason Jar Condiment / Soap Dispensers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 05:03:51 -0600

This genuine Ball mason jar's screw-on canning lid has been integrated with a pump allowing it to dispense everything from ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, and other condiments to soaps and lotions as well.

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Mimicry Pet Hamster

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 16:54:25 -0600

This cute little talking hamster toy from Japan repeats everything you say back to you, in any language, in a fittingly hilarious squeaky voice.

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Ghostbusters Library Ghost Transforming Portrait

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 24 Feb 2013 13:08:18 -0600

At first glance, it's just a lovely portrait of kindly old Eleanor Twitty... until you get too close or scream, GET HER!.

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Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 13:04:24 -0600

How do ninjas infiltrate parties to complete their covert missions in total stealth?

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Bathroom Guest Book

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 18:49:27 -0600

Let your guests sign in, take a load off, and share their personal thoughts, memories, apologies, and more when visiting your bathroom throne.

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Recycled Jack Daniel's Bottle Soap Dispenser

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 17:40:05 -0600

A Jack Daniel's whiskey bottle that's been upcycled into a brilliant soap dispenser for your man cave's wet bar sink or bathroom.

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Magic Hat Mug and Lid

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 17:41:16 -0600

It may look like a normal black ceramic mug, but when you place the included lid on top... VOILA!... your coffee or tea stays warm and the mug magically transforms into a top hat with a little bunny peeking out.

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Kaboom Sweater

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 18:12:53 -0600

Nothing quite depicts utter beauty, devastating power, and total horror all at the same time quite like an old-fashioned nuclear explosion, so check out this cool new Kaboom Sweater that redefines ugly.

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Titanium Working Handcuff Ring

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 13:12:36 -0600

Slip on this tiny ring-sized working handcuff crafted from polished aerospace grade titanium just for your finger.

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Gummy Red Hot Chili Peppers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 14:16:21 -0600

The typical gummy bear is a sweet and utterly boring snack for the little ones, but these cool newGummy Red Hot Chili Peppers are for seasoned taste buds seeking out a fiery inferno of chewy goodness.

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Chocolate Flavored Envelopes with Note Cards

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 21:03:06 -0600

If you still use envelopes to transport your messages, but don't enjoy the current flavor of lickable adhesive, then your sweet tooth may enjoy these cool new Chocolate Flavored Envelopes.

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Creepy-Crawly Remote Control Centipede

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 20:18:31 -0600

Nobody would expect a remote controlled centipede to creepily crawl out from under a couch or bed or just along the wall for others to catch out of the corner of their eye. Let the screaming begin!

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X Tape - Optical Illusion Packaging Tape

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 15:26:58 -0600

Cool packaging tape that creates the illusion that your packages were securely sealed with metal tower bolts and hinges, leather straps, and o-rings.

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Bubble Wrap Suit

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 13:46:02 -0600

No matter whether you love popping bubble wrap like you have uncontrollable OCD, want to ship yourself somewhere safely, are utterly accident prone, or just want to start a flat out insane fashion trend, the cool new Bubble Wrap Suit is for you!

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Candy Cane Duct Tape

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 16 Dec 2012 18:31:54 -0600

perfect for quickly patching ductwork at Santa's North Pole factory, putting over Blitzen's foul mouth, and of course fixing broken sleighs. Just don't lick it or your tongue will stick to it.

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Bladez Water Blaster R/C Helicoper

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 12 Dec 2012 17:22:15 -0600

Combines a high tech remote control mini helicopter with a super annoying secret squirt gun!

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USB Animatronic Squirming Tentacle

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 16:06:18 -0600

Creepy tentacle wiggles and squirms when plugged into a computer's USB port. That's it.

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Dynamite Fire Starters in Wooden Crate

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 14:29:32 -0600

They may look like explosive sticks of dynamite packed in a rugged wooden cedar crate, but they're actually just fire starters for your fireplace, outdoor firepit, or campfire.

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Bacon Shaving Cream

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 18:01:18 -0600

If you just can't get enough of that fine, mouth-watering bacon scent, now you can lather on Bacon Shaving Cream before you shave to smell like this tasty breakfast meat treat all morning long.

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Ugly Christmas Sweaters

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 16:55:28 -0600

Add a slight touch of mischievous festiveness to your next Christmas party with this fine collection of sweaters featuring subtle patterns depicting everything from humping reindeers to decapitated snowmen.

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Massive Christmas Stocking

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 17:42:43 -0600

A loophole in Santa's gift-giving ability has been found. Just get a bigger stocking and he'll be forced to fill it with full-sized gifts instead of puny stocking stuffers.

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Strong Man Toilet Paper Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 16:15:38 -0600

A weak toilet paper holder can only hold a single roll, but this mighty one is able to perform amazing feats of strength to hoist up an amazing two rolls at once.

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You Have Just Been Poisoned Etched Drinking Glass

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 13:41:02 -0600

If this makes you laugh, it's probably because you're sinister with a dark sense of humor. Muahahaha!

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Ugly Christmas Sweater Wine Bottle Covers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:28:26 -0600

If you'll be wearing an ugly Christmas sweater to a party this year, be sure to bring a bottle of wine to share that's also festively/frightfully fashionable by sliding on one of these cool new Ugly Christmas Sweater Wine Bottle Covers.

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8-Bit Secret Passage Floor Decal

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 16:17:03 -0600

How cool would it be to discover a secret passage in your home or office? Just place one of these Zelda-inspired stairways under the sofa, beneath the litter box, in the basement, under the fridge, in the corner of your cubicle, etc.

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Turkey Mask

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 16:32:18 -0600

Fun to wear for a few laughs during Thanksgiving dinner when the family starts the typical table clearing argument about politics or just about any other topic.

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8-Bit Fireplace Art

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 09:24:19 -0600

This retro artwork for your fireplace by artist James Bit is inspired by one of the infamous fireballs seen in the caves and dungeons throughout the video game, The Legend of Zelda!

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Musical Wine Glasses

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 13:26:40 -0600

Musical wine glasses with etchings on the glasses correspond to musical notations.

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Dill Pickle Flavored Candy Canes

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 10:06:34 -0600

These green and white candy canes not only pair nicely with the typical red and white peppermint candy canes, they also offer a briny dill pickle taste alternative.

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Big Head Squirrel Feeder

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 16:56:45 -0600

Just hang up and fill this feeder shaped like a giant squirrel head with food and watch as those goofy bushy-tailed tree rodents stand up underneath it to make it seem like like they have a huge head.

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Massive Gummy Python - 26 Pounds, 36,720 Calories, 8 Foot Long

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 14:56:13 -0600

This colossal 8-foot candy serpent weighs in at 26 pounds with a whopping 36,720 calories of slitheringly sweet gumminess.

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Star Trek Spock Oven Mitt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 15:40:50 -0600

Although oven mitts aren't needed in the 23rd century world of food replicators, it would seem logical to wear one while handling hot pans in the oven here in the 21st.

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Sizzling Bacon Tea Towel

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 14:22:28 -0600

Just when I think that crazy bacon love has reached its pinnacle, something like this cool new Sizzling Bacon Tea Towel appears.

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Demeter Paperback Cologne Spray

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 04 Nov 2012 15:46:04 -0600

As you curl up to read your next unscented digital ebook, now you can pretend it's still a musty old paper book from darker, uncivilized times when you spritz on this cool new Demeter Paperback Cologne Spray.

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Airborne Microbes Screaming Diseases - The Fun Way to Spread Germs

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 01 Nov 2012 13:30:31 -0500

These squishy germs come in either a gross, snot-colored common cold or a brown and hairy E. Coli that can flung through the air with disgusting sound effects like a cough or sneeze or severe flatulence.

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Hi-Call - Bluetooth Talking Glove Turns Your Hand Into a Telephone

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 19:56:12 -0500

These ingeniously innovative winter gloves have an integrated microphone and speaker in the tips of the thumb and little finger that integrate via Bluetooth with the smartphone hidden in your pocket and are even touchscreen friendly.

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Zombie Back Scratcher

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:38:16 -0500

Unlike a real undead limb torn from a wandering zombie, this one won't attempt to tear you apart when using it to reach an irritating itch you can't scratch.

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iStuck - Gummed Up Laptop Stands

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 19:07:01 -0500

These sugar-free silicone laptop stands may look like sticky chewed up bubble gum, but are a fun way to prop your laptop up at the perfect angle for typing or for helping to keep it cool and comfortable. Don't stick them under a table when finished.

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Zombie Flamingo Lawn Ornament

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 17:09:24 -0500

Since it's almost Halloween, it's time to take down your plastic pink flamingo lawn ornament eyesores for the year and put up these cool new Zombie Flamingos instead.

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