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Travel HoodiePillow - Hooded Travel Pillow

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 06 May 2013 18:59:08 -0500

A cozy sweatshirt hoodie fused to a travel pillow to block out the world and cocoon yourself in total comfort while you snooze on trips.

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Massive 10' Inflatable Beach Ball

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 03 May 2013 15:24:17 -0500

No beach, swimming pool, concert or sporting event is safe once this nearly one story massive colorful inflatable gets tossed into the air!

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Wine Splash Bottle Stopper

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 02 May 2013 16:32:33 -0500

This fun silicone bottle stopper keeps your wine from spilling while at the same creating the illusion that it already has.

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Serenading Pool Gondolier

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 01 May 2013 14:47:37 -0500

This fun little motorized serenading gondolier floats around the pool performing operatic renditions of three authentic Italian songs.

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Joe the Hippo Bath Plug

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:23:11 -0500

If you feel like you're being watched after slipping down into a soothing bath, don't worry, it's probably just Joe lurking beneath the water. Joe the Hippo that is.

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Spiked! Ice Cube Tray

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 07:44:10 -0500

Skip the cutesy ice cubes and chill down your drink with frozen ice spikes forged within this badass silicone ice tray.

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Bathtub Drain Plug Wine Bottle Stopper

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 17:04:38 -0500

a fun silicone wine bottle stopper designed to look like an old-fashioned bathtub drain plug complete with a handy bead chain.

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Alligator Manhole Cover Doormat

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 16:36:27 -0500

If your current boring old, fancy schmancy doormat doesn't strike fear into your visitors, then obviously you need one that does.

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Massive Sasquatch Cocktail Shaker - Holds 110 Ounces!

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 16:00:24 -0500

This mighty stainless steel cocktail shaker shakes up to 110 ounces of your favorite drinks, which is more than enough for up to 10 people at once.

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Bubble Wrap Oven Mitt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 18:45:27 -0500

Safely transport dishes in and out of a hot oven while keeping your hands damage-free.

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Gigantic Red Party Cup - 64 oz

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 16:45:35 -0500

Conquer your mighty thirst! This massive red party cup holds 64 oz of booze, is made from sturdy, reusable ceramic, and is appropriately emblazoned with I Came to Party! written on the side.

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Get Bombed Shot Glass Set

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 18:30:39 -0500

These ceramic shot glasses are shaped like classic explosives including a grenade, a sea mine, and an old-fashioned cartoon bomb with a lit fuse. Get bombed, but in a good way.

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Fork Man Salt and Pepper Shaker Caddy

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 19:57:30 -0500

In the old nursery rhyme the dish may have run away with the spoon, but what they didn't tell us was that the spoon later hooked up with the fork in secret and produced this monstrously cute and cool new Salt And Pepper Man that is now running off with the salt and pepper shakers!

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Bigfoot Bust

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:54:49 -0500

Do you believe in Bigfoot? Well, now you can finally look it directly in the eyes and take all the grainy pictures you want when you plunk this cool new Bigfoot Bust down on your desk. No squatching required.

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Auto Mee S - Smartphone / Tablet Screen Cleaning Robot

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 17:40:13 -0500

Sure you could simply wipe off the touchscreen on your smart device with a cloth or your shirt, but it's the 21st century and there are robots for these sort of tasks now, like this one.

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Manatea Tea Infuser

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 30 Mar 2013 08:35:52 -0500

Just cram some of your favorite loose leaf tea into this cute little silicone sea cow (sea lions would never let you do this), prop his flippers up on the edges of the mug, pour in some steamy hot water, and let him soak, er, steep. Adorable.

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Flask Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 14:26:15 -0500

Perfect for secretly quenching a mighty thirst during endless meetings, in the cubicle, on break, not on break, at funerals, church, weddings, fancy parties, or any time you need to look drunkingly dashing. Please dress and drink responsibly.

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Googly Eye Push Pins

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 17:04:43 -0500

These fun push pins have actual moving googly eyes on top to give a little character your photos, memos, or wahtever you stick them into.

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Wine Bottle Glass - Take the Entire Bottle With You

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 18:52:40 -0500

Just having one glass of wine? Nah! Bring the entire bottle with you when you sip from this full-sized 750ml bottle with a wine glass on top.

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Indoor Snowballs

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 11:02:08 -0500

These fun faux snowballs have a realistic snowball feel and crunch to them, but are soft, safe, and perfect for pelting your family, friends, and co-workers indoors all year long.

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Lifesize Vigo The Carpathian Replica Painting from Ghostbusters 2

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 21:16:18 -0500

Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back. - Vigo the Carpathian (just before his head died)

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Mason Jar Beverage Dispenser with Party Tub / Stand

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 19:36:48 -0500

Glass beverage dispenser shaped like a classic mason jar perched upon a galvanized steel stand that doubles as a beverage tub for cooling down some cold ones.

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Ketchup Kritter And Mustard Monster Squeeze Bottle Caps

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 17:58:30 -0500

Just give the bottle a squeeze and the heads spew and spray projectile condiments out through their mouth or nostrils.

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Karoto - Peels, Sharpens, and Curls Ribbons From Carrots and Other Vegetables

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 17:11:11 -0500

Peels, sharpens, and curls ribbons from carrots, zucchini, cucumbers, and other vegetables.

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HomeKite - Powered Indoor Kite

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 12:04:39 -0500

This high tech, powered kite from Japan is designed to be flown indoors with a power cord and hand-crank power generator doubling as the traditional string and winder.

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NanoBlimp - World's Smallest R/C Blimp

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 18:11:36 -0500

This helium balloon/world's smallest R/C blimp can climb, dive, turn, and thrust forward using its 3 independantly controlled propellers, while piloting is handled by a precision wireless remote control with 4 user selectable frequencies, just in case you want to dogfight with up to 3 other R/C blimps at the same time.

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Big Tomato Ketchup Dispenser

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 10 Mar 2013 14:16:58 -0500

A remake of a classic 1950s ketchup dispenser shaped like a huge tomato.

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Neverending Story eReader Cover

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 09 Mar 2013 17:00:19 -0600

Paper books may be dying off quickly, but storytelling and imagination will never end... unless the horrifying Nothing erases everything. Just to be on the safe side, it's best to wrap your 21st century eReader inside this cool new Neverending Story eReader Cover.

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Tiny Garden Battle Gnome

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:55:58 -0600

He may only stand a miniscule 4 inches tall, but when he swings his mighty little hammer, all the rest of the neighborhood garden gnomes and assorted lawn ornaments flee in terror or, ahem, take vacations around the world.

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Mason Jar Condiment / Soap Dispensers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 05:03:51 -0600

This genuine Ball mason jar's screw-on canning lid has been integrated with a pump allowing it to dispense everything from ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, and other condiments to soaps and lotions as well.

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Big Sleeping Grizzly Bear Bean Bag

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 17:35:23 -0600

You may do a double take before plopping down on this somewhat realistic looking giant grizzly bear-shaped beanbag chair.

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Mimicry Pet Hamster

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 16:54:25 -0600

This cute little talking hamster toy from Japan repeats everything you say back to you, in any language, in a fittingly hilarious squeaky voice.

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Bull Nose Magnetized Keyring Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 17:59:33 -0600

Simply attach this little red bull head to a wall near the door and your keys will magically stick to it's snout like a nose ring using the power of magnets.

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Handbook for the Recently Deceased from Beetlejuice

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 18:41:50 -0600

Feeling a bit strange, unusual, or possibly even dead? Then you need to contract the services of the afterlife's leading bio-exorcist, draw a door, and attempt to understand the Handbook for the Recently Deceased from the Handbook for the Recently Deceased Press.

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Punching Bag Laundry Bag

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 15:38:07 -0600

This heavyweight laundry bag is styled like a heavy bag that is tough enough to actually take a beating.

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Giant Nail Door Stopper

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 16:47:54 -0600

Yep, a fun, giant rubber nail for cramming under doors that don't want to behave in a breeze.

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Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 13:04:24 -0600

How do ninjas infiltrate parties to complete their covert missions in total stealth?

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Mocoro Robotic Furball Vacuum Cleaner

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 19:26:31 -0600

Just set this microfiber furball on the floor, hardwood works best, and it automatically rolls around cleaning up your disgustingly dusty home for up to 3 hours.

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Bathroom Guest Book

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 18:49:27 -0600

Let your guests sign in, take a load off, and share their personal thoughts, memories, apologies, and more when visiting your bathroom throne.

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Recycled Jack Daniel's Bottle Soap Dispenser

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 17:40:05 -0600

A Jack Daniel's whiskey bottle that's been upcycled into a brilliant soap dispenser for your man cave's wet bar sink or bathroom.

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Trophy Champagne / Wine Bottle Chiller

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 14:52:23 -0600

This winning bottle chiller is forged from pewter to look like an antique trophy that you may as well put on your bookshelf to store in between uses.

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Magic Hat Mug and Lid

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 17:41:16 -0600

It may look like a normal black ceramic mug, but when you place the included lid on top... VOILA!... your coffee or tea stays warm and the mug magically transforms into a top hat with a little bunny peeking out.

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Zip Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 15:56:04 -0600

This unique 100% merino wool felt necktie lets you forget all the fancy, complicated knots and hassles of tying a regular tie, because you simply zip it up.

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UltimateHands - Next Generation Foam Fingers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 03 Feb 2013 12:33:46 -0600

These next generation foam fingers have gone to the third dimension, look like massive real hands with huge in-your-face pointing fingers, and are officially licensed by the NFL, MLB, NBA, WNBA, and NHL with all your favorite teams.

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Vino2Go - Wine Sippy Cup

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 14:16:35 -0600

An adult sippy cup designed just for wine lovers that's perfect for enjoying a glass without spilling at parties, the beach, tailgating, boating, camping, and more.

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Kaboom Sweater

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 18:12:53 -0600

Nothing quite depicts utter beauty, devastating power, and total horror all at the same time quite like an old-fashioned nuclear explosion, so check out this cool new Kaboom Sweater that redefines ugly.

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Patron Pocket - Tequila Holster Belt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 17:01:58 -0600

If you want to liven up a party fast, just slip on this cool new Patron Pocket and begin to mingle.

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Titanium Working Handcuff Ring

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 13:12:36 -0600

Slip on this tiny ring-sized working handcuff crafted from polished aerospace grade titanium just for your finger.

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Gummy Red Hot Chili Peppers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 14:16:21 -0600

The typical gummy bear is a sweet and utterly boring snack for the little ones, but these cool newGummy Red Hot Chili Peppers are for seasoned taste buds seeking out a fiery inferno of chewy goodness.

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Sriracha Spicy Chocolate Bar

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 14:45:01 -0600

If your sweet tooth likes it a bit spicy from time to time, then sink it into this cool new Sriracha Chocolate Bar.

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