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USB LED Christmas Lights

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:56:26 -0600

Safely brighten up your computer, cubicle or office in full-blown holiday spirit using these LED Christmas Lights powered solely by a USB port!

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Chewbacca Wookiee Slippers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:02:47 -0600

Unfortunately, these furry slippers aren't made from real Wookiee fur (or even Ewok), at least I don't think so, but do have Chewbacca's fuzzy head on the front of them.

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Star Wars Tauntaun Sleeping Bag

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:49:38 -0600

This winter, after trudging all day through the snow and sub-zero temperatures, possibly after escaping a devastating Wampa attack, snuggle up in the belly of this cool new Star Wars Tauntaun Sleeping Bag to keep yourself warm. Thankfully, unlike the original frozen carcass, this one doesn't smell bad on the inside!

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Acorn Cakelet Pan

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:00:45 -0600

Bake 18 miniature cakes, quick breads, brownies and more shaped exactly like little acorns!

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Boon Otto - Stuffed Animal Bag

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:43:19 -0600

Finally, there's a way to round up and store your kids' massive herd of stuffed animals in one ideal spot.

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Santa Beer Cozy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:52:41 -0600

This festively fuzzy bottle sleeve is styled like Santa Claus' jolly red suit and even includes a matching Santa hat bottle topper!

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Nutrition Facts Of Water Glasses

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:25:47 -0600

Unique set of 16 oz water glasses with a nutrition label printed on the side. So if 1 serving is 8oz and there are 2 servings per glass, then the glass is technically full when it reaches the halfway point. Right?

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Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:32:02 -0600

After your Thanksgiving turkey feast, prepare yourself for the traditional couch nap by slipping into something more comfortable like this cool new Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt!

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Ornament Flask

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:27:51 -0600

This funny, seasonal flask is cleverly disguised as an ornament that you can actually hang from your Christmas tree!

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Organic Chili Pepper Wreath

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:24:36 -0600

This festive and fully edible wreath is arranged with over 300 organically grown medium-hot Chili japones!

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New York Coffee Cup Trash Can

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 08:36:49 -0600

Massive replica of the original We Are Happy To Serve You coffee cups from New York that holds up to twenty regular-size cups and also doubles as a bank, planter and more!

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Merrick Thanksgiving Day Dinner Dog Food

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 17:05:10 -0600

This Thanksgiving, instead of letting your dog stare at your plate, drooling in anticipation that a turkey leg might roll off, be proactive and feed them all-natural Merrick Thanksgiving Day Dinner Dog Food.

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Northern Industrial Tools Pecan and Nut Cracker

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:01:01 -0600

This lever-based hardcore nutcracker easily cracks everything from walnuts to pecans!

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Swiss Cheese Marble Server

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:01:13 -0600

This unique cheese cutting base is made from pure marble shaped like a giant slice of swiss cheese and includes a set of mouse-shaped cheese knives!

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Pre-Lit Hanging Christmas Tree

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:16:11 -0600

This Christmas, why hang a mere wreath on your front door, when you can hang a cool new Pre-Lit Hanging Christmas Tree!

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Star Wars Garden Jawas

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:42:53 -0600

Sorry, but garden gnomes are so 'A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...' and these cool new and very mischievous Star Wars Garden Jawas are in! Utinni!!!

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Reusable Plastic Cups

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:18:09 -0600

Unlike crushable, cracking plastic party cups, these near-perfect, stackable replicas are made from virtually unbreakable melamine that is strong enough to last a lifetime of beverage consumption and can take a serious beating in a game of beer pong!

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Fruitcake Bird Wreath Feeder

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:19:47 -0600

Since every holiday fruitcake ends up getting tossed to the birds, why not just get a Fruitcake Bird Wreath Feeder instead? Just like the real thing, this solid, hard-as-a-rock wreath contains cranberries, pecans and sunflower seeds and is trimmed with raffia.

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Zipper Cups

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:49:40 -0600

unique ceramic tea cups have a fun zipper design running up the side that's not quite fully zipped up, leaving a perfect spot to hang your tea bag string!

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Lump Of Coal Soap

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:33:34 -0600

This Christmas, send an old-fashioned message to all the naughty people in your life and stuff their stockings with this realistic Lump Of Coal Soap!

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Make Your Own Snowman World Kit

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:52:26 -0600

Build a winter wonderland of snow, snowmen and snow balls right on your desk using three different types of fake snow, just add water!

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Stuffed Horse Head Pillow

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:12:56 -0600

Send your frenemies a clear message when they wake up next to this Stuffed Horse Head Pillow!

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Zubbles - Magic Colored Bubbles

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:43:10 -0600

After nearly ten years of research and development, colored bubbles can finally be blown in an amazing air-filled spectacle of spectrum!

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Santa Hat Doorstop

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:56:10 -0600

After a long day of holiday shopping, help keep your door open while you unload gifts from your automotive sleigh with this whimsical, yet functional Santa hat decoration!

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DuneCraft Spit Balls

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:09:44 -0600

These 21st century spit balls skip the spit and are made from non-toxic, hygienic polymers that grow up to 200 times their size!

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Club Umbrella - Compact Golf Club Umbrella

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:49:33 -0600

Compact, spring-loaded umbrella for your golf clubs.

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Jones Soda - Tofurkey And Gravy Soda

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:18:57 -0600

This Thanksgiving you won't be choking down the traditional Turkey and Gravy Soda, because the fine people at Jones Soda have gone 100% vegetarian and are now serving up Tofurkey And Gravy Soda with an uncanny taste of roasted tofu, stuffing and meatless gravy!

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Bird Claw Bottle Stopper

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:01:55 -0600

Just insert this bird of prey's golden talon into the bottle's opening to keep it fresh and possibly lucky. Well, much luckier than an evil cursed monkey's paw bottle stopper at least.

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Remote Control Tissue Box

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:18:19 -0500

This remote control tissue box can race in to the rescue to deliver much needed emergency tissue relief during the cold and flu season!

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Drib - Driving Bib Prevents Drips and Spills

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:19:03 -0500

Driving bib for hungry professional commuters, the notoriously clumsy and fashionable ones eating on the go!

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Beard Head Winter Caps

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:56:16 -0500

Now everyone can enjoy the comfort and warmth of a full on beard this winter with these funny caps with huge beards and removable woven mustaches!

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Count Chocula Halloween Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:35:17 -0500

Once under the spell of this frightening costume (reminiscent of a time when vampires were actually scary), instead of blood and candy, you'll only want to sink your teeth into the delicious, chocolatey taste of Count Chocula cereal! Mwah-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaah!

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Reversible Noose Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:04:46 -0500

One side features a normal professional black tie and on the other a morbid print of a deadly rope noose.

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Super Mario Bros. Mario Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 13:58:58 -0500

This infamous red cap is sure to bring you plenty of good luck when you're battling through the Mushroom Kingdom trying to save the Princess from evil Bowser!

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Pumpkin Pet House

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 13:08:15 -0500

This great pumpkin pet bed is the perfect spot for your furry friends to curl up and nap in when the winds are howling, the storms are brewing and the trick-or-treaters are invading!

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Ninja Dog - Pet Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:21:43 -0500

This funny, yet sinister ninja outfit easily slides over the dog's front legs and gives the illusion that they holding a hardwood bokken sword. It's even better if the dog is trained in the stealthy art of candy bag snatching!

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Bloody Hands

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:24:37 -0500

This pair of realistic bloody hand clings are the perfect finishing touch to your Halloween decorations or can be used much more effectively as frightening pranks.

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Dramatic Chipmunk Oil Painting

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:11:58 -0500

The shocked expression of the rodent star from the infamous YouTube video has finally been captured on canvas and set in an gold colored frame for you to enjoy forever.

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Cat From Hell - Pet Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:37:24 -0500

This Halloween, your cat will surely love you for dressing them up as the devil with a red cape and matching red horns.

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Literal Money Tree

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 08:27:28 -0500

This handcrafted lucky sculpture looks like a little bonsai tree, but rather than leaves, it has adjustable replica Chinese coins hanging from the branches instead.

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King Ah-Ah-Choo - Egyptian Tissue Box Cover

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:25:10 -0500

During the cold, flu and unstoppable, killer Swine Flu pandemic season, don't just sneeze in your elbow or wherever is trendy, simply reach for a tissue from this cool new King Ah-Ah-Choo - Egyptian Tissue Box Cover!

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ThinkGeek Eviltron - Turn On, Hide It and Laugh Diabolically!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:27:01 -0500

A seriously tiny and easy to hide prank device that emits creepy sounds like creaking, scratching, breathing, children laughing and whispers at random intervals to drive your friends, family and co-workers completely mad!

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Giant Posable Centipede

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:30:07 -0500

Yes, that's right, now you can finally have your very own 56 inch long, one hundred legged centipede prop to play with.

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Cursor Hand Oven Mitt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:39:34 -0500

These fun oven mitts are shaped like the iconic computer cursor hand and are perfect for dragging and dropping hot dishes to and from the oven.

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Toilet Mug

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:01:01 -0500

This 12oz hand-painted toilet mug is the ultimate way to enjoy your favorite hot steaming brown beverage.

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Distorted Gourd - Pumpkin Candle Holders

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 10:50:01 -0500

These ceramic candle holders feature different jack-o-lantern faces on front and back.

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Stuffed Dinosaur Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:14:29 -0500

Monstrously cool dinosaur hat, decorated with stuffed spikes on top and connected to a long spiked tail!

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Dripping Blood Tablecloth

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 02:28:17 -0500

This blood drenched decorative table cover looks like it was used during a brutal dismemberment, with a gory blood-red top and more blood splattered and dripping down the sides!

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Halloween Pancake Molds

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 07:38:14 -0500

This Halloween, serve up some frightful booberry pancakes with these spooky new jack-o-lantern, ghost and bat shaped pancake molds!

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Milton Gas Station Garage Bell

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 06:48:29 -0500

Simply install this authentic working replica in your garage or driveway and whenever you drive over the air hose, the metal bell rings to announce your arrival, just like old-fashioned full-service gas stations!

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