The Green Head - The coolest stuff about Funny

PickUrPine - Porcupine Toothpick Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 15:58:28 -0600

This cute little silicone version of the overly defensive rodent holds 29 toothpicks in its rear end in perfect plucking order.

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Stickman Action Figure Warning Sign

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 06:36:58 -0600

Ultra-posable action figure and warning sign backdrop lets you create or recreate any warning sign you can think of.

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Troll Door Stop

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:22:30 -0600

Usually, you find trolls lurking about underneath bridges or in miniature forest villages, but now you can find them kindly holding open doors for you in your home with these cute little doorstops.

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Medieval Steel Gauntlets

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:13:49 -0600

These two thick polished steel gauntlets are the ultimate in medieval hand protection!

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Square Boxwood Wreath

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:05:13 -0600

These unique, decorative and simple square-shaped wreaths are handmade in Northern California from fresh boxwood, a traditional element in many formal gardens.

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Animated Singing and Dancing Christmas Coal

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:59:06 -0600

Simply clap your hands to activate this magical entertaining lump of coal and not only does it sing the song, it moves its mouth and does a funny little dance as well. Don't worry, it's clean coal technology.

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Barbarian Viking Knitted Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:39:12 -0600

Whip up and sport this crocheted cap for role-playing, Halloween, cheering on your favorite Vikings team or around town for a laugh or two.

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Screwed Up - Refrigerator Magnet Set

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:29:36 -0600

These tough magnets will create the illusion that real screws and bolts are embedded into the refrigerator, but they actually have high-powered magnets molded right inside each piece.

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Stuck Up - Chewed Wad of Gum Refrigerator Magnets

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:10:44 -0600

These funny faux gum wads look just like the real thing, but since they don't have the same natural stickiness of real gum, they have high-powered magnets molded right inside each piece.

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Jones Soda - 2008 Holiday Packs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:42:43 -0600

It looks like the fine folks at Jones Soda have scaled back their traditional Thanksgiving and Holiday endurance flavored soda offerings and are only offering a few new flavors this year: Candy Cane, Pear Tree, Mele Kalikimaka.

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LEGO 1X1 Salt & Pepper Shakers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 07:06:08 -0600

These shakers add flavor and fun to a meal! Construct a tasty meal with these LEGO brick-shaped salt and pepper shakers! A perfect conversation piece or gift for the LEGO builder in your life.

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AK-47 Ice Cube Bullets

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 06:14:18 -0600

Normally bullets and parties don't go well together, but not when your drinks are locked and loaded with ice cold firepower with these cool new AK-47 Ice Cube Bullets.

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Peace Sign Wreath

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 05:55:07 -0600

I'm surprised noone thought of this before, but the Peace Sign, the universal symbol of hope, has finally been combined with the traditional decorative holiday wreath.

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DangerBomb Alarm Clock - Don't Cut the Wrong Wire!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:34:46 -0600

This evil alarm clock is designed to look just like a real bomb with three colored lights and three colored wires. When the preset alarm sounds, you will have to awaken and try to think quickly as the bomb randomly chooses colored lights that tells you which wires to cut in which order before it "explodes" with non-stop KABOOM sounds.

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Fina King Luau Propane Firepit

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:30:14 -0600

Pretend like you're on the islands this Fall as you relax outdoors around this tropical-themed Fina King Luau Propane Firepit. This amazing tiki-inspired firepit uses a hidden 20-lb. liquid propane tank to generate a ring of fire from his lava rock filled head.

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Knitted Turkey Baby Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 00:25:47 -0600

When traveling this Thanksgiving, be sure bundle up your baby and keep their head nice and warm with this funny new Knitted Turkey Baby Hat. It's not exactly for sale, but the creator is offering up the pattern for free if you or someone else has any knitting skills.

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Skiing Snowball

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 05:11:30 -0600

Nothing says Happy Holidays like a giant Skiing Snowball in your front lawn tearing up the fresh powder. This happy extreme snowball wears a dapper top hat and red boots and lights up at night so you can thrill your neighbors. Is it really even a snowball or just Frosty the Snowman's disembodied head come to life trying to make an escape back to the North Pole?

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Snowman Bush Covers - Protection From Frost and Snow

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 07:30:54 -0600

Bags made of special non-woven Frost Protek polyester fleece cinch easily around your bushes when the forecast calls for a freeze. Stick-on facial features let you give the snowman his smile.

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Fortune Cookie Shakers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 05:59:42 -0600

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Rocket Launcher Alarm Clock

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 01:33:08 -0600

Wake up to a NASA style countdown and a rocket launch! You MUST find the rocket and put it back on the stand to make the alarm clock stop ringing!

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Mr. Christmas - Wireless Synchronized Lights and Sounds of Christmas

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 15:01:01 -0600

Sit back and watch in sheer awe as your home explodes in a full blown holiday extravaganza of dancing lights and music using a device that lets amateur holiday decorators professionally synchronize their lights and decorations to the sounds of 46 Christmas carols through 4 remote wireless receivers within a 100-foot range!

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Everlast Desktop Speed Bag

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 17:41:04 -0600

This rugged desktop stress relieving speed bag is made by Everlast, the outfitter of champions since 1910, and easily attaches to any smooth surface like your desk, cubicle wall or window with a strong suction cup.

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Embarrassing Fake Receipts

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 14:43:54 -0500

These realistic looking receipts are for funny items and places you wouldn't want anyone to ever find out about, like adult bookstores, questionable movie rentals and more.

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Bubble Wrap Calendar

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 14:34:47 -0500

Fully functional poster-sized calendar made of bubble wrap with a bubble to pop every day, however don't pop the whole year the first day!

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Obama and McCain Campaign Colas from Jones Soda

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:34:47 -0500

Do you thirst for change to rid yourself from the taste of, um, Bush? Well, it's finally time to choose your candidate for President, so get out there, vote and then sit back with an ice cold Campaign Cola from Jones Soda while you watch the election returns.

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Sarah Palin Halloween Mask

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 14:11:54 -0500

Dress up as the ultimate maverick hockey mom from the last frontier with the cool new Sarah Palin Halloween Mask! This 100% high quality vinyl mask will go perfectly with your high fashion Vice-Presidential attire, beauty pageant costume or just dress up your pitbull!

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Drooly Bibs - Slobber-Proof Inside to Keep Baby Dry

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:16:00 -0500

Fashionably funny slobber-shaped waterproof bib keeps a baby nice and dry.

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Truck Antlers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 08:01:01 -0500

Turn your truck into a buck with these funny new plastic deer antlers that easily slide onto the windows of your truck or car.

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Dynamite Fire Starters

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 06:01:01 -0500

These fire-starter sticks aren't explosive, but they do a great job of starting a blaze and a fun reminder of a time when you could buy a box of dynamite at your local general store.

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Authentic Boardwalk Photo Booth

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 23:27:26 -0500

Identical to the classic units found in amusement parks, arcades, and boardwalks, this is the photo booth that can take and print a four-frame strip of pictures in 16 seconds.

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Dust Bunny Microfiber Duster

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 04:41:37 -0500

This adorable dust collecting hare hand puppet is made from 100% genuine microfiber, has a fluffy chenille tail and is completely machine-washable.

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Giant Gummy Bear on a Stick - 88 Times Larger!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:58:47 -0500

The Giant Gummy Bear is 88 times larger than a standard gummy bear! Each Giant Gummy Bear weighs half a pound and comes on a stick for easy, mess-free snacking.

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Disembodied Hand Wrist Rest

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:31:24 -0500

Terrifyingly realistic foam wrist-rest in the shape of a disembodied hand!

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Thanksgiving Turkey Hats

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 12:50:53 -0500

Have some great holiday fun wearing this turkey hat made of plush fabric. One size fits most adult heads. Also, a great hat for your favorite chef!

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HowTie - Instructional Necktie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:13:00 -0500

At first glance it appears to be a stylish tie hand-crafted from 100% silk twill with a euro-chic 3" width. If you look closer though, the unique pattern is what sets this tie apart from all the rest. The instructions on how to tie the tie are included right on the tie like a cheat sheet.

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Dress For Dinner Napkins

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:45:34 -0500

Each of these quality 3-ply paper napkins has an elegant necktie printed on them so you can quickly tuck it into your shirt like a bib.

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When Birds Attack Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:18:53 -0500

A really creative, unique and funny Halloween costume based on Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds. This one size fits most women costume includes a green dress with a coordinating belt, a matching jacket with black birds attached, 2 wristbands with more black birds attached and an attacking bird headpiece.

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Kota the Robotic Triceratops Dinosaur

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:22:28 -0500

The cool new Kota Robotic Triceratops Dinosaur is an amazing animatronic baby dinosaur that stands over 3 feet tall, has realistic, but soft plush touchable skin and reacts to movement and touch for the ultimate in prehistoric make-believe fun.

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Inflatable Headless Horseman Illusion Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:06:01 -0500

This cool three-dimensional costume self-inflates with a built-in fan to create the amazing illusion that you are the Headless Horseman riding up on your horse holding your pumpkin head in your hand.

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Franken Stein - The Ultimate Stein!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:44:12 -0500

This Halloween, the ultimate stein for holding your favorite bubbling spiked beverage concoction is the Franken Stein monster mug of course!

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Mummy Stein

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:03:32 -0500

This Halloween, quench your thirst for blood or other fine beverage with a spooky new Mummy Stein. This oversized ceramic mummy head mug is nearly 6 inches tall, 5 inches wide and much cooler to drink from than the regular boring plastic party cups.

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Burning Bookmark

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 01:00:12 -0500

This cool flexible plastic flame placeholder makes it nearly impossible to lose your spot and is the creative and ironic way to bookmark.

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Room Tech Beingz - Temper Tantrum Throwing Alarm Clock

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:48:42 -0500

The world's first alarm clock to throw a full-scale raging temper tantrum if you don't awaken on time.

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Obama Dragon and McCain Gargoyle Election Year Campaign Statues

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 08:44:37 -0500

Which political creature are you voting for in the 2008 Presidential Election?

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Oversized Inflatable Deer Head Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 04:57:26 -0500

This amazing three-dimensional inflatable deer head costume completely covers your head and torso, while leaving your arms and legs free, and stays breezy and completely inflated from a built-in fan on the back.

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Ghost Lamplighter

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:23:39 -0500

Simply snap this plastic weather-resistant ghost head onto your lamp post or building-mounted carriage light and turn on the lights to awaken this ghostly apparition and light a path to your door for the trick-or-treaters.

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Modern Condom Dispenser

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:21:42 -0500

This sleek and stylish personal condom dispenser is made of aluminum and holds approximately 24 condoms. To use it, simply remove the cap and deposit the condoms from the top of the case. Every time you dispense one, the cap descends to indicate the amount remaining.

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Spooky 3D Busts

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 06:03:14 -0500

These elaborately detailed macabre masterpieces are modelled after two of horror's most famous monsters, Count Dracula and the Grim Reaper. Each sculpture is cast from lightweight polyresin and made to look like they were actually carved from natural stone.

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Hanging Cocooned Man and Spider Larva Balls

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:14:58 -0500

A fine addition to your front porch this Halloween to get the trick-or-treaters wrapped up in fright. This realistic ready to hang prop looks like the victim got a little too close to the evil giant arachnids and was cocooned to be served as a meal later.

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Terrorist Teapot - Evil Teapot with Ski Mask Tea Cosy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:39:47 -0500

A tea cozy is an embroidered cover for teapots that helps keep the tea insulated and warm while it brews. The sinister Terrorist Teapot, on the other hand, wears a black balaclava ski mask tea cozy instead.

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