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Flask Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 14:26:15 -0500

Perfect for secretly quenching a mighty thirst during endless meetings, in the cubicle, on break, not on break, at funerals, church, weddings, fancy parties, or any time you need to look drunkingly dashing. Please dress and drink responsibly.

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Magnetie - Reversible Magnetic Neckties

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 20:00:06 -0500

Reversible, 100% silk necktie with rare Earth magnets embedded inside to keep the tie tail behind the tie no matter the remaining length.

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Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 13:04:24 -0600

How do ninjas infiltrate parties to complete their covert missions in total stealth?

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Zip Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 15:56:04 -0600

This unique 100% merino wool felt necktie lets you forget all the fancy, complicated knots and hassles of tying a regular tie, because you simply zip it up.

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Kaboom Sweater

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 18:12:53 -0600

Nothing quite depicts utter beauty, devastating power, and total horror all at the same time quite like an old-fashioned nuclear explosion, so check out this cool new Kaboom Sweater that redefines ugly.

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Patron Pocket - Tequila Holster Belt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 17:01:58 -0600

If you want to liven up a party fast, just slip on this cool new Patron Pocket and begin to mingle.

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Yoda Hoodie Sweatshirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 18:36:02 -0600

Cool, it is cool! Hmmm?

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Bubble Wrap Suit

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 13:46:02 -0600

No matter whether you love popping bubble wrap like you have uncontrollable OCD, want to ship yourself somewhere safely, are utterly accident prone, or just want to start a flat out insane fashion trend, the cool new Bubble Wrap Suit is for you!

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Hamburger Sweater

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 22:49:51 -0600

The typical striped sweater is much more mouth-wateringly interesting when the stripes are two beef patties, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, and a sesame seed bun.

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The Dude's Sweater from The Big Lebowski

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 14:25:14 -0600

Perfect to wear while enjoying a White Russian, bowling, fighting with Nihilists, or just relaxing around your private residence, man.

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Ugly Christmas Sweaters

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 16:55:28 -0600

Add a slight touch of mischievous festiveness to your next Christmas party with this fine collection of sweaters featuring subtle patterns depicting everything from humping reindeers to decapitated snowmen.

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Artifact Waxed Canvas Lunch Tote

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 16:41:08 -0600

If you're searching for the absolute finest in handcrafted lunch bag quality, look no further.

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Beer Hoodie - Sweatshirt With Beer Pouch

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 15:14:17 -0600

When the weather gets cool and crisp and you'll be standing around drinking beers in it, the cool new Beer Hoodie is the solution.

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Ugly Christmas Sweater Wine Bottle Covers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:28:26 -0600

If you'll be wearing an ugly Christmas sweater to a party this year, be sure to bring a bottle of wine to share that's also festively/frightfully fashionable by sliding on one of these cool new Ugly Christmas Sweater Wine Bottle Covers.

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Natural Cork Apron

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 16:28:30 -0600

Unique aprons made from ultra-thin sheets of flexible, water-resistant, and sustainably harvest natural cork.

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Travel Smart Mini Iron

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 09:45:14 -0600

When traveling, now you can always ensure your clothes are wrinkle free when you bring along this compact and lightweight mini travel iron.

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Hi-Call - Bluetooth Talking Glove Turns Your Hand Into a Telephone

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 19:56:12 -0500

These ingeniously innovative winter gloves have an integrated microphone and speaker in the tips of the thumb and little finger that integrate via Bluetooth with the smartphone hidden in your pocket and are even touchscreen friendly.

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Knit Turkey Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 15 Oct 2012 09:23:17 -0500

Knit cap that looks just like an oven-roasted turkey, complete with tasty drumsticks on the side and your head acting as the stuffing.

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Dwarven Beard Hats

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 16:59:30 -0500

Whether you want to look like you've ventured out from Middle Earth, want to annoy some Elves or are just can't grow a massive rugged beard of your own, then this cool new Dwarven Beard Hat is for you.

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Giant Cartoon Gloves

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:12:08 -0500

Since this is the real world, they're made from rubber and not the traditional ink.

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Top Hat Espresso Cup And Saucer

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 14:56:05 -0500

This fun porcelain cup holds espresso in the flat crown top and rests in the saucer brim to complete the top hat illusion.

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Suitjamas - Silk Business Suit Pajamas

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 03 Aug 2012 14:36:28 -0500

When you dress for success during the day, you might as well do the same when retiring for the night when you slip into these cool new Suitjamas.

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Top Hat Wine Bottle Stopper

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 26 Jul 2012 21:47:34 -0500

A proper wine bottle stopper for fine and cheap wines alike.

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Hats For Cats

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 26 Jul 2012 16:14:42 -0500

Sombreros, berets, top hats, bowler hats, archer hats, floral hats, captain hats, cowboy hats... almost any tiny cat hat you can you think of. Unfortunately, they don't come with bandages for when you're little feline friend thanks you.

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Jump From Paper - 2D Cartoon Bags

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 12:59:17 -0500

These double-take inducing bags look as if they were lifted from a two-dimensional cartoon or illustration, yet retain full three-dimensional functionality in the real world.

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Animal Head Clothes Hangers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 13:16:14 -0500

These unique oversized cardboard hangers feature funny animal heads printed on them so it looks like a bulldog, black lab, fox, black cat, or grey cat is wearing your clothes.

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Back to the Future II Marty McFly Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 22:49:01 -0500

Sure you'll look like a butthead wearing it now, but not for long...

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Kuchofuku Air-Conditioned Cooling Pants

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 17:46:29 -0500

These innovative pants from Japan have a built-in cooling fan to keep your lower half cool and comfortable, even on the hottest of days.

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Botskis Bottle Neckties

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 16:35:15 -0500

The perfect way to dress up any bottle for any occassion!

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Wooden Bow Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 16:24:38 -0500

Handmade from reclaimed redwood beams in San Francisco that are cut, sanded and varnished into handsomely quirky formal neckware.

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Captain Kirk Star Trek Bath Robe

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 13:13:12 -0500

Whether you're a starship Captain stepping out of your sonic shower in the 23rd century or a geek stepping out of a water-based one in the 21st, now you can wrap up afterwards in one of these cool new Star Trek Bath Robes.

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Star Trek Ties

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 12:13:30 -0500

When you wear one of these cool new Star Trek Ties to the office, only your fellow Trekkies, Trekkers, geeks, nerds, dorks and more will notice your impeccable 23rd century style.

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ASIMO Robot Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 14:04:40 -0600

The HONDA ASIMO robot is beyond cool, but unfortunately not for sale. Well, now you can have your very own ASIMO walking around and falling over when you dress yourself, your significant other or friend up in this cool new ASIMO Robot Costume Suit from Japan.

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Beardski - Bearded Ski Mask

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 08:33:43 -0600

Whether you're skiing or snowboarding down the slopes, tearing across the country on your Chopper, or just prospecting for gold up in the frigid mountains, keep your head protected from the cold and look extra tough doing it when you don one of these cool new Bearded Ski Masks.

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USB Cufflinks - Link Cuffs, Store Data and Create a Wi-Fi Hotspot

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 17:37:32 -0600

These cool new USB Cufflinks hide a 2GB flash drive and a portable high-speed WiFi hotspot right in plain site.

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Inflatable Tentacle Arm

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:43:58 -0600

Hail a cab. Point things out. Wear at football games instead of the foam finger. Complete your octopus costume. Gesture to drivers who cut you off. Ruin family photos. Clear out the dance floor. The possibilities are endless.

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Real Working Vintage Lighter Cufflinks

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 06:18:18 -0600

When you're dressed up in your most dashing and suave best, these real working vintage lighter cufflinks are sure to add the final spark to your formal attire.

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Gigantic Light-Up Christmas Tree Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 09:09:24 -0600

I'm declaring this as the official office Christmas party hat, especially after a few too many spiked eggnogs.

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Barbarian Beard Head Winter Caps

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 03:28:37 -0600

These hardcore winter caps are made from extra manly 100% acrylic yarn and combine a horned Viking-inspired helmet cap with a mighty soft-whiskered beard. Perfect for tailgating, snowboarding or just keeping warm for the brutal trip in between the car and the mall.

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Wipe T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 16:11:21 -0600

This cool t-shirt has a convenient, built-in microfiber cloth stripe to help keep your glasses and touchscreen cell phone clean.

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Beardo Beard Hats

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 18:56:12 -0500

The world's only beanie hat with a foldaway, detachable and adjustable beard!

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Chain Link Scarf

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 17:06:34 -0500

Nothing says cozy winter warmth better than a giant chain wrapped around your neck, but while others are doing double-takes, this cool new Chain Link Scarf will be keeping you toasty warm and oddly trendy.

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Exuvius Titanium Multi-Tool Collar Stays

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 15:45:02 -0500

These luxurious 100% Titanium collar stays are non-magnetic, stiffer than stainless steel, TSA- and iron-friendly, and they also have secret integrated tools built right in like a half-Phillips screwdriver, a slotted screwdriver, a thread cutter, and a bottle opener!

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Wooden Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 08:45:47 -0500

Unlike unmanly patterned silk and goofy striped fabric ties, this no-nonsense necktie is made from actual reclaimed redwood beams, that are cut, sanded and varnished, leaving a natural grain and coloring on display!

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Colt .45 Cufflinks

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 07:37:19 -0500

If you're a gritty gunslinger by day and a dashing, debonair gentleman by night, subtly add some firepower flair to your attire when you don these cool new cufflinks constructed from actual spent Colt .45 rounds that were cut, polished, and assembled by hand in the USA!

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SOLO - Collapsible Hangers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 31 May 2011 22:19:05 -0500

Tired of wrestling with hangers to get them into and out of shirts without stretching out the collars? This is the solution!

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Napkin Ties

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 13 May 2011 11:13:24 -0500

Don't stuff a napkin in your collar, wear one of these fashionable tablecloth print neckties that are perfect for wiping your mouth and hands while you feast!

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Beer Box Cowboy Hats

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 15:44:02 -0500

Ingenious cowboy hats crafted from a real 18-pack case of Miller Lite, Coors Light or Miller Genuine Draft!

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Golden Retriever Dog T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 18:32:31 -0500

Maybe you have a Golden Retriever and really want the world to know or maybe you're just into surreal 3D pet shirts, either way, you need to wear one of these cool new hyper-realistic tie dye dog T-shirts!

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Selk'bag 3G - Wearable Sleeping Bag

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 20:06:33 -0600

A revolutionary new sleepwear system that not only keeps you warm, but allows complete freedom of movement. It's the ultimate wearable sleeping bag!

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