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Medieval Steel Gauntlets

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:13:49 -0600

These two thick polished steel gauntlets are the ultimate in medieval hand protection!

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Barbarian Viking Knitted Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:39:12 -0600

Whip up and sport this crocheted cap for role-playing, Halloween, cheering on your favorite Vikings team or around town for a laugh or two.

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Knitted Turkey Baby Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 00:25:47 -0600

When traveling this Thanksgiving, be sure bundle up your baby and keep their head nice and warm with this funny new Knitted Turkey Baby Hat. It's not exactly for sale, but the creator is offering up the pattern for free if you or someone else has any knitting skills.

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COOL CATALOG - Medieval Weapon Art Catalog

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 05:46:41 -0600

Party like it's 1599 - Step back into an earlier time with precision replicas of Renaissance and medieval weapons, Renaissance clothing, and fantasy collectible knives and swords.

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Pop Can Pull-Tab Messenger Bag

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 13:31:21 -0500

Combining sustainable design with fair trade principles, this funky messenger bag is hand crocheted from 1,600 recycled aluminum pull-tabs.

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Drooly Bibs - Slobber-Proof Inside to Keep Baby Dry

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:16:00 -0500

Fashionably funny slobber-shaped waterproof bib keeps a baby nice and dry.

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Temperature Sweater

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 16:42:16 -0500

This snug, fleece sweater sports a radiant yet discreet temperature-display on each sleeve.

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Thanksgiving Turkey Hats

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 12:50:53 -0500

Have some great holiday fun wearing this turkey hat made of plush fabric. One size fits most adult heads. Also, a great hat for your favorite chef!

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HowTie - Instructional Necktie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:13:00 -0500

At first glance it appears to be a stylish tie hand-crafted from 100% silk twill with a euro-chic 3" width. If you look closer though, the unique pattern is what sets this tie apart from all the rest. The instructions on how to tie the tie are included right on the tie like a cheat sheet.

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Dress For Dinner Napkins

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:45:34 -0500

Each of these quality 3-ply paper napkins has an elegant necktie printed on them so you can quickly tuck it into your shirt like a bib.

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When Birds Attack Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:18:53 -0500

A really creative, unique and funny Halloween costume based on Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds. This one size fits most women costume includes a green dress with a coordinating belt, a matching jacket with black birds attached, 2 wristbands with more black birds attached and an attacking bird headpiece.

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Giant Lifesized Scarecrow

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:46:02 -0500

This Lifesized Scarecrow is sure to keep those pesky crows out of your yard this Halloween and frighten the trick-or-treaters as well.

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Grey Octopus Tee

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 13:36:14 -0500

If you've always wanted a t-shirt with a cool octopus on it, you can't go wrong with the amazing Grey Octopus Tee by Dead Worry.

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Terrorist Teapot - Evil Teapot with Ski Mask Tea Cosy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:39:47 -0500

A tea cozy is an embroidered cover for teapots that helps keep the tea insulated and warm while it brews. The sinister Terrorist Teapot, on the other hand, wears a black balaclava ski mask tea cozy instead.

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Bombs Away Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:45:27 -0500

I don't usually get too excited over ties, but when they feature giant bombs falling from fighter planes like on the Bombs Away Tie, I have to do a double-take.

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Bad Moon T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:07:13 -0500

While werewolves may only live in the legendary tales told around campfires, they can still be idolized with these cool new Bad Moon T-Shirts created by the Ames Bros.

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Dog Umbrella Leash

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:24:47 -0500

If it's raining, sleeting or snowing hard enough for you to grab an umbrella while taking your dog for a walk, shouldn't your little friend get some weather protection as well?

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Funny T-Shirt - Good-Bye Elliot

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 16:00:05 -0500

E.T. Pwn3d home.

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Mohawk Drink Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:53:04 -0500

Unlike a boring old helmet, this hat looks like a head with a punk-inspired mohawk hairstyle with two cupholders hanging off each side.

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USB Air Conditioned Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:57:43 -0500

The USB Air Conditioned Shirt is a fantastic invention for hot days! USB-powered fans blow fresh air into the shirt. Great for any hot office or room, or even for portable action with a laptop or other device.

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Telescope Walking Stick

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 16 May 2008 10:03:02 -0500

This stylish walking stick has a 1 inch thick staff made from solid African rosewood and is topped with a solid genuine brass knob handle. When you need to see something a bit closer, simply pull the handle out, unscrew the knob and pull out the hidden collapsible 4 1/2 inch telescope.

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Nubrella - Ultimate Hands Free Umbrella

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 15 May 2008 18:17:25 -0500

This modern 21st century umbrella isn't simply an improvement on the old stick and canopy design, but is shaped like a futuristic space helmet that not only covers and protects your head from rain, wind, sleet, snow and extreme cold, but your shoulders as well.

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Doggles - Stylish Protective Eyewear for Dogs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:53:28 -0500

Not only are they funny, the anti-fog, shatterproof lenses also offer 100% UV protection from the sun and protection from wind, bugs and debris, if your dog likes riding in the car with his head out the window.

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Metal Zydeco Washboard Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:03:02 -0500

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Hawaiian Shirts For Dogs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:02:02 -0500

Your dog will be the life of the party with this set of 3 Hawaiian shirts with different tropical prints.

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Broken Image Necklace

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:57:02 -0500

In the 21st century, the little cracked computer symbol with a green circle, a blue square and a red triangle is almost as common to see as the smiley face. Well, now there's the ironic Broken Image Necklace.

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Mini Leprechaun Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 09:39:43 -0500

If you are ever lucky enough to capture a real live leprechaun and you still can't get him to reveal the secret location of his pot o' gold, then simply steal his cool little lucky hat instead.

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Funny T-Shirt - Emperor's Club VIP Client #9

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0500

All ex-Governor of New York Eliot Spitzer got was this lousy t-shirt!

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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Theatrical Poster

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:40:43 -0500

The official Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Teaser Poster has just been released and features all new artwork by legendary artist Drew Struzan.

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Wine Rack Drink Dispensing Secret Bra Flask

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 10:45:07 -0600

This innovative drink dispensing bra, has a secret and discreet polyurathane bladder that holds over 750ml or 25oz. (about 1-1/2 bottles of wine) of your favorite beverage and has a routable drinking tube attached for dispensing the alcohol into cups, drinking like a straw or just for re-inflating the bra when the booze is gone.

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Proximity Based Dynamic Life Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 07:29:47 -0600

These t-shirts, sold in paris, have removable animated decals with six nostalgic 8-bit video game styled life hearts on the front that light up individually as the two shirts get closer to each other.

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Oakley Medusa Hat and Goggles

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:31:53 -0600

Greek mythology taught us that by simply looking at Medusa, a monstrous woman with snakes for hair, would turn you to stone. Well, good luck taking your eyes off the ultimate in apolocalyptic apparel, the Oakley Medusa Hat and Goggles.

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Black Beret Shower Cap

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 19:14:12 -0600

If more of the French actually showered, they might wear this cool new Black Beret Shower Cap to keep their hair from getting wet. I guess if you need a shower cap, you might as well get a fun one. Also available in Raspberry and Devil Horns.

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Gummy Bear Necklace

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 19:48:38 -0600

Your favorite childhood candy...but now you can wear it around your neck in solid sterling silver!

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Harveys Seatbelt Laptop Bag

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:34:53 -0600

It makes sense to carry such precious cargo as a laptop computer in a material that's known for its rugged durability.

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Funny Baby T-Shirt - Daddy Drinks Because I Cry

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 01:55:21 -0600

Yes, your wife will kill you, but still, very funny nontheless.

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Kitty Wigs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 09:14:19 -0600

Cats only pretend to hate being dressed up, because deep down they feel sexy, especially when they're wearing a glamorous Kitty Wig. lol

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Christmas Drinking Gloves

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 06:13:43 -0600

These fingerless mittens will keep your hands toasty warm while downing those ice cold beers and are Santa recommended.

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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Teaser Poster

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 08:25:25 -0600

Functional Scarf

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 12:01:45 -0600

This reversible, lightweight, cashmere-soft sueded fabric scarf-like accessory has six built-in pockets. It will not only help keep you warm this winter, it also lets you stash away cash, sunglasses, cell phones, mini booze bottles and more.

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Electronic Bubble Wrap Keychain

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 09:54:56 -0600

This unique keychain has 8 rubber buttons that look and feel exactly like the bubbles on bubble wrap. When you press a bubble, the keychain makes that ever-satisfying pop sound and every 100th pop is a random silly sound effect.

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Genuine Indiana Jones Fedora Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 23:20:55 -0600

This fur felt fedora is faithfully styled after the wide-brimmed hat worn by Dr. Henry Indiana Jones, Jr., famed archeologist and adventurer from the Indiana Jones trilogy.

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Festive Sweater Wreath

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 17:13:07 -0600

Hand-sewn from sweater remnants, this delightful wreath reinvents traditional seasonal decorations.

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Classic Snowman Kit

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:32:44 -0600

This waterproof and reusable kit includes 1 13" tall felt top hat with two pegs to secure it in place, 2 pieces of coal for the eyes, 1 carrot nose, 5 buttons for the mouth and 1 colorful scarf.

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Beer Belt - Fun, Functional and Fashionable

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 17:40:16 -0500

This cool snap-in-place beer belt allows you to lock and load six cans or bottles of your favorite beer around your waist.

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Miniature Hat and Scarf Hand Knitted Bottle Toppers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 16:01:54 -0500

Keep wine and liquor bottles cozy this winter with miniature hats and scarves.

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NFL Helmet Hats

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 14:03:12 -0500

Stay warm and show your team spirit! Be a part of the team with the NFL Helmet Hat.

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Pistil - Wool and Bamboo Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:57:44 -0500

Made in Italy of natural, environmentally friendly yarn, this cozy cap features a blend of fine merino wool and bamboo fibers.

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Star Wars Lifesize Princess Leia Statue

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 16:01:38 -0500

This Gentle Giant Star Wars Animated Life Size Princess Leia Monument is a 5-foot tall fiberglass statue based on an animated concept of Star Wars heroine Princess Leia Organa. Armed with her blaster, this tightly-dressed senator comes complete with a display base making sure she'll stand up to any who dare darken your doorstep!

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Working Wi-Fi Detector Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 11:17:18 -0500

A cool black cotton t-shirt with a real built-in working wi-fi detector!

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