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Troll Door Stop

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:22:30 -0600

Usually, you find trolls lurking about underneath bridges or in miniature forest villages, but now you can find them kindly holding open doors for you in your home with these cute little doorstops.

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DangerBomb Alarm Clock - Don't Cut the Wrong Wire!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:34:46 -0600

This evil alarm clock is designed to look just like a real bomb with three colored lights and three colored wires. When the preset alarm sounds, you will have to awaken and try to think quickly as the bomb randomly chooses colored lights that tells you which wires to cut in which order before it "explodes" with non-stop KABOOM sounds.

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Secret Shot Walking Cane

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 06:22:20 -0600

It secretly conceals a 1 fluid oz double shot volume of liquor within the body of the hollow beech wood cane with a glass stopper and treaded screw-on handle.

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Rocket Launcher Alarm Clock

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 01:33:08 -0600

Wake up to a NASA style countdown and a rocket launch! You MUST find the rocket and put it back on the stand to make the alarm clock stop ringing!

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Embarrassing Fake Receipts

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 14:43:54 -0500

These realistic looking receipts are for funny items and places you wouldn't want anyone to ever find out about, like adult bookstores, questionable movie rentals and more.

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Sarah Palin Halloween Mask

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 14:11:54 -0500

Dress up as the ultimate maverick hockey mom from the last frontier with the cool new Sarah Palin Halloween Mask! This 100% high quality vinyl mask will go perfectly with your high fashion Vice-Presidential attire, beauty pageant costume or just dress up your pitbull!

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Disembodied Hand Wrist Rest

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:31:24 -0500

Terrifyingly realistic foam wrist-rest in the shape of a disembodied hand!

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When Birds Attack Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:18:53 -0500

A really creative, unique and funny Halloween costume based on Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds. This one size fits most women costume includes a green dress with a coordinating belt, a matching jacket with black birds attached, 2 wristbands with more black birds attached and an attacking bird headpiece.

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Lifesize Talking Wicked Witch Of The West Statue

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 09:40:42 -0500

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Bleeding Pillar Candles

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 02:13:39 -0500

These creepy two tone wax Halloween candles actually bleed and ooze red wax as the candle melts down.

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Inflatable Headless Horseman Illusion Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:06:01 -0500

This cool three-dimensional costume self-inflates with a built-in fan to create the amazing illusion that you are the Headless Horseman riding up on your horse holding your pumpkin head in your hand.

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Giant Inflatable Halloween Haunted Castle - Stands 12' Tall!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:25:00 -0500

This massive 12 foot tall inflatable haunted castle will look stunning on your front lawn this Halloween as you make the trick-or-treaters venture through it on a frightening adventure to find their treats. It's doors are guarded by the Grim Reaper, a creepy haunted tree and a deadly knight in armor standing in the tower. As your victims pass through the entryway of scary skulls, tombstones and lanterns, they will then need to survive through a three room castle filled with spooky ghosts, bats and strobe light effects synchronized with realistic creepy sounds before finally exiting.

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Franken Stein - The Ultimate Stein!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:44:12 -0500

This Halloween, the ultimate stein for holding your favorite bubbling spiked beverage concoction is the Franken Stein monster mug of course!

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Mummy Stein

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:03:32 -0500

This Halloween, quench your thirst for blood or other fine beverage with a spooky new Mummy Stein. This oversized ceramic mummy head mug is nearly 6 inches tall, 5 inches wide and much cooler to drink from than the regular boring plastic party cups.

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Lifesize Animated Halloween Witch w/ Bubbling Cauldron

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 11:23:46 -0500

Endora is the most wicked Lifesize Animated Halloween Witch you will encounter this Halloween. When the unlucky trick-or-treaters approach her, she comes to life, speaks and furiously begins to stir her bubbling cauldron with eerie fog effects.

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Staked Yard Witches

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 11:55:34 -0500

Nothing says Halloween like a coven of cackling witches flying around on broomsticks in the front yard, hopefully casting spells on the neighbors.

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Jack-O-Melt Halloween Candles

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 17:34:04 -0500

These weird Halloween candles are made with two types of wax that melt at different temperatures. The inner wax core of the candle melts and drips from the jack-o-lantern faces carved onto the slower melting outer layer.

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Spooky Soap Bones

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 16:37:09 -0500

There's no better way to wash your hands during the season of the witch than with these spooky Soap Bones. Yes, the creepy Halloween decorative accents have finally found their way into the bathroom too.

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Room Tech Beingz - Temper Tantrum Throwing Alarm Clock

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:48:42 -0500

The world's first alarm clock to throw a full-scale raging temper tantrum if you don't awaken on time.

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Bubble Fogger Machine

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 05:11:39 -0500

This cool new 200-watt party machine creates whimsical fog-filled bubbles that release a puff of fog when they burst.

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Spooky 3D Busts

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 06:03:14 -0500

These elaborately detailed macabre masterpieces are modelled after two of horror's most famous monsters, Count Dracula and the Grim Reaper. Each sculpture is cast from lightweight polyresin and made to look like they were actually carved from natural stone.

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Giant Lifesized Scarecrow

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:46:02 -0500

This Lifesized Scarecrow is sure to keep those pesky crows out of your yard this Halloween and frighten the trick-or-treaters as well.

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Haunted Tree Stump Candy Stand

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 09:38:29 -0500

This creepy but very cool Haunted Tree Stump Candy Stand holds plenty of candy and treats for all the trick-or-treaters this Halloween.

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Hanging Cocooned Man and Spider Larva Balls

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:14:58 -0500

A fine addition to your front porch this Halloween to get the trick-or-treaters wrapped up in fright. This realistic ready to hang prop looks like the victim got a little too close to the evil giant arachnids and was cocooned to be served as a meal later.

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Terrorist Teapot - Evil Teapot with Ski Mask Tea Cosy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:39:47 -0500

A tea cozy is an embroidered cover for teapots that helps keep the tea insulated and warm while it brews. The sinister Terrorist Teapot, on the other hand, wears a black balaclava ski mask tea cozy instead.

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Fancy Plants - Miniature Gazing Ball Plant Ornament

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:22:06 -0500

This shrunk down iconic chromed blue lawn ball figurine is made of reinforced polystone and features a spiked base to hold it securely into the soil.

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Bad Moon T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:07:13 -0500

While werewolves may only live in the legendary tales told around campfires, they can still be idolized with these cool new Bad Moon T-Shirts created by the Ames Bros.

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Lifesize Poltergeist Clown Replica!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:57:17 -0500

Although this isn't the actual clown featured in the movie, which is probably locked away in Steven Speilberg's office or something, it is a very faithfully recreated lifesize and complete full-sized replica that is sculpted, cut, stitched, sewn and painted by hand.

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Pumpkin Tiki Torches

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:38:31 -0500

These evil flaming jack-o-lanterns are a cruel twist on traditional bamboo tiki torches and would be the ultimate scary props to line your walkway, lighting up the dead of night for your trick-or-treating victims.

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Lifesize Zombie Garden Sculpture

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:30:25 -0500

This scary undead lifesize zombie garden sculpture should provide more than enough fun both in and out of the garden!

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Facebank is Hungry for Coins!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:38:02 -0500

Place a coin in its mouth and watch in sheer amazement or maybe in terror as the mouth slowly chews up the coin and swallows it. Way creepy!

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Cat In The Bag

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 17:49:25 -0500

It really looks like there is a cat inside a bag frisking around inside for something or just being playful! This should drive your cat absolutely nuts.

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Lifesize Salacious B. Crumb

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:36:42 -0500

One of the most annoying critters in the galaxy, Salacious B. Crumb was the favored jester in the court of Jabba the Hutt in Return of the Jedi. Now you can own a lifesize figure of him to pester guests in your own palace.

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Disney Pinocchio Lifesize Marionette

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:13:39 -0500

This is an authentic, limited edition replica of the original marionette used in the creation of Walt Disney's animated masterpiece Pinocchio. It is exactly 1:1 in scale to that 1st puppet and is made of wood and wood-like resin.

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Revenge Toilet Paper - Will Not Tear or Rip!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:01:03 -0500

It looks just like real toilet paper! Just substitute this roll and the victim can not tear it or rip it!

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ThinkGeek Annoy-A-Tron - Turn On, Hide It and Laugh

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:17:12 -0500

The Annoy-A-Tron is a tiny thin electronic device that emits seriously annoying beeps (2 kHz, 12 kHz, or alternating) randomly in 2-8 minute intervals. Just turn it on and hide it (it has a magnet) and you'll drive your friends, family, co-workers and general public absolutely insane.

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Pranksters - Light-Activated Annoying Sound Device

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:20:27 -0500

Hide these small, light-activated Pranksters in someone's bedroom, home or office. When the lights are on, they're quiet, but when the lights go off...that's when the madness of annoying sounds of crickets, mosquitoes, dripping taps and dog barking begins!

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Lifesize Cylon Centurion Robot from Battlestar Galactica

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:41:17 -0500

This seven foot tall lifesize Cylon Centurion robot from the newly re-imagined Sci-Fi Channel television saga Battlestar Galactic is handmade by Fred Barton Productions, Inc., has a 100% fiberglass body with a hammered duo-tone finish, working red LED light effects in the visor and it even makes that eerie hum.

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Alien Warrior Lifesize Statue

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:35:33 -0600

You still don't know what you're dealing with do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility. I admire its purity, its sense of survival; unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. - ASH (Alien 1979)

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Mad Science Bartending Set

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:48:42 -0600

Shake up wild and crazy drinks using the cocktail shaker with a built-in strainer, or combine various liquors and mixers to make the ultimate cocktail in the large glass beaker, and then serve them in the toxic glass test tubes.

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Swear Bear Cursing Plush Toy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:24:43 -0600

This funny, but very not-for-kids, adults-only novelty plush is equipped with a voice chip that spouts obscenities at any who would dare squeeze him.

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Despair, Inc. Bittersweets Candy Hearts

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 13:00:12 -0600

Have you been unlucky in love, dumped, dejected, kicked to the curb or worse? Well this Valentine's Day, you need a few of these funny anti-heart-shaped candies.

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Oakley Medusa Hat and Goggles

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:31:53 -0600

Greek mythology taught us that by simply looking at Medusa, a monstrous woman with snakes for hair, would turn you to stone. Well, good luck taking your eyes off the ultimate in apolocalyptic apparel, the Oakley Medusa Hat and Goggles.

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Hocus Poke Us - Death-Defying Toothpick Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 00:56:25 -0600

Never again will you have to clean your teeth with a mere pointy wooden stick, but with a metallic silver plastic sword pulled from the victim, er brave audience volunteer trapped in a magic wooden box.

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Lifesize Egyptian Anubis Sculpture - The Grand Ruler

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:20:51 -0600

At over eight feet tall, the grand ruler lifesize Anubis sculpture is ready to protect your Egyptian palace!

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Shocking Pens

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 05:04:35 -0600

Have some real fun at the office with some of the most shocking pens in the world!

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Funny Baby T-Shirt - Daddy Drinks Because I Cry

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 01:55:21 -0600

Yes, your wife will kill you, but still, very funny nontheless.

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Kitty Wigs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 09:14:19 -0600

Cats only pretend to hate being dressed up, because deep down they feel sexy, especially when they're wearing a glamorous Kitty Wig. lol

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The Bomb Bank

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 03:06:58 -0600

If you don't add coins frequently enough, this bank gets angry and explodes your savings all over the room.

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Monster Skin Rug

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 14:29:41 -0600

Artist/designer Joshua Ben Longo has created one monster of a cool rug.

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