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Stuffed Horse Head Pillow

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:12:56 -0600

Send your frenemies a clear message when they wake up next to this Stuffed Horse Head Pillow!

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DuneCraft Spit Balls

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:09:44 -0600

These 21st century spit balls skip the spit and are made from non-toxic, hygienic polymers that grow up to 200 times their size!

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Ninja Dog - Pet Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:21:43 -0500

This funny, yet sinister ninja outfit easily slides over the dog's front legs and gives the illusion that they holding a hardwood bokken sword. It's even better if the dog is trained in the stealthy art of candy bag snatching!

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Bloody Hands

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:24:37 -0500

This pair of realistic bloody hand clings are the perfect finishing touch to your Halloween decorations or can be used much more effectively as frightening pranks.

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Cat From Hell - Pet Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:37:24 -0500

This Halloween, your cat will surely love you for dressing them up as the devil with a red cape and matching red horns.

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ThinkGeek Eviltron - Turn On, Hide It and Laugh Diabolically!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:27:01 -0500

A seriously tiny and easy to hide prank device that emits creepy sounds like creaking, scratching, breathing, children laughing and whispers at random intervals to drive your friends, family and co-workers completely mad!

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Giant Posable Centipede

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:30:07 -0500

Yes, that's right, now you can finally have your very own 56 inch long, one hundred legged centipede prop to play with.

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Distorted Gourd - Pumpkin Candle Holders

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 10:50:01 -0500

These ceramic candle holders feature different jack-o-lantern faces on front and back.

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Bamboo Skeleton Wind Chimes

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 10:39:39 -0500

You know it's Fall when you can feel the crisp, cool air, smell the burning bonfires, see the beautiful color leaves and hear the eerie sounds of clattering bones from this creepy new Bamboo Skeleton Wind Chime!

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Professional Pumpkin Carving Tools

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:35:05 -0500

These deluxe pumpkin carving tools are crafted from steel with ergonomic riveted wood handles to last countless Halloweens and give you professional results on your terrifying jack-o-lantern masterpieces!

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Dripping Blood Tablecloth

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 02:28:17 -0500

This blood drenched decorative table cover looks like it was used during a brutal dismemberment, with a gory blood-red top and more blood splattered and dripping down the sides!

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Frankenstein Head Container

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:00:59 -0500

Simply lift up the scalp/lid and fill up the cranium with your favorite Halloween candy, cookies or other treats.

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Haunted Books - Motion Activated Moving Literature

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:18:44 -0500

When these haunted books detect a presence nearby, they come to life, slide in and out and make eerie sounds to scare away the living!

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Color Changing Pumpkin Lights

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:42:43 -0500

This Halloween, illuminate your evil jack-o-lantern in different colors and without an open flame.

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Frankenstein Vase

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:35:11 -0500

This fun ceramic vase is designed to look like the monster's greenish severed hand and is posed to hold all your favorite roseless stems, dead flowers, weeds and more!

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Jack-O-Wax - Carvable Pumpkin Candles

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:11:19 -0500

These little pumpkin candles are made with soft wax that can actually be carved, molded and shaped into any ghoulish expression you can think up.

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Shirt Button Spy Video Camera

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:02:29 -0500

An ingenious micro video camera that is discreetly disguised as a standard shirt button!

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Illuminated Pumpkin Ice Cubes

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 08:44:38 -0500

This Halloween, chill down and light up your pumpkin juice and other ghoulish concoctions with these cool new Illuminated Pumpkin Ice Cubes.

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Skeleton Oven Mitt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 08:42:16 -0500

Sure the scary bones of the skeleton hand make for spooky kitchen decor, but they also serve as a grisly reminder what searing heat can do to your flesh!

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Giant Fogging Jack-O-Lantern

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 10:58:07 -0500

This evil Jack-O-Lantern makes those tame cute pumpkins your kids carved roll away in sheer terror!

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Franklinstein T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:45:42 -0500

Excerpt: They laid Ben Franklin's dead body out on a gurney, re-installed the stolen brain, implanted lightning rod bolts in his neck, tied a string to the bolts and flew a kite with a metal key attached on the other end...

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Paper Beats Rock T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:59:58 -0500

Rock crushes scissors, scissors cuts paper, paper wraps rock, but never trust paper, because it can fly!

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Cannibal Marshmallows T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 11:00:56 -0500

They eat their own!

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Nosferatu T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:25:37 -0500

Before there was Count Dracula and Count Chocula, there was Count Orlock in one of the first real horror movies, Nosferatu!

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Motion Sensing Owl - Bird And Pest Control

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:16:30 -0500

High-tech and realistic owl replica moves its head and hoots when it detects motion to scare off annoying garden pests and people too!

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Ominous Blinking Eyes - Use Electroluminescent Technology

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 23:53:58 -0500

This Halloween or anytime of the year, give trick-or-treaters the evil eye as they approach your home with these cool new Ominous Blinking Eyes!

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Gargoyle Head Planter

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:41:33 -0500

Add a gothic touch to your garden or patio with this strange new planter.

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Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Bank

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 04:10:48 -0500

Just drop all your extra loose change into this 8 inch tall vinyl replica of Mr. Stay Puft and you'll be able to save up for a Proton Pack in no time at all.

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Rock Face Planters

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 06:34:22 -0500

I don't know whether to laugh or run as far away as possible from these seemingly friendly grinning planters.

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Cthulhu Hot Dog Roaster

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 00:16:04 -0500

When you combine elements of extreme terror, unpronounceable galactic monsters and delicious roasting hot dogs on the grill, you get something curiously awesome like this Cthulhu Hot Dog Roaster!

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Moai of Easter Island Ice Cube Tray

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 16:28:06 -0500

Silicone ice cube tray makes ice cube molds of the ominous Moai statues from Easter Island.

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Bacon Tuxedo - Gag Gift Box

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:11:06 -0500

Would you be sad or excited after you unwrapped this funny decoy gift?

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Pinata's Revenge T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:44:35 -0500

What if those innocent candy-filled pinatas revolted and sought their bloody revenge on the evil partygoers?

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Hand Gesture Candles from L'Atelier WM

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:41:38 -0500

The Vulcan salute, the middle finger and the Rock On gestures are actually cast from human hands and made into real wax candles!

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Blood Bath Shower Curtain and Bath Mat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:59:08 -0500

Only a real psycho would want to be showering with a shower curtain stained with bloody handprints and a bath mat covered in blood spatter and footprints!

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Darth Vader Bust Bank

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 19 May 2009 16:59:32 -0500

You don't know the power of the Dark Side, but you can learn the benefits of saving your money!

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Desktop Heads of Easter Island

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 01 May 2009 17:24:15 -0500

Although I'd love to line my property with creepy giant stone heads like the mysterious Moai statues of Easter Island, but I guess I'll have to settle with lining my desk first with these cool new miniature Desktop Heads of Easter Island.

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Video Camera Spy Pen

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 10:12:29 -0500

This cool new Video Camera Spy Pen lets you secretly record up to 2.5 hours of audio and video from up to 50' away.

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Falsa Wood Ball - Genuine Fake Wooden Ball

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:26:16 -0500

Although these balls may look like they're made of solid hardwood, they're actually made out of perfectly soft and safe foam. It should be fun to watch your friends, family and co-workers scream and dive out of the way of something so innocent thrown in their direction.

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Indiana Jones - Golden Fertility Idol Bank

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 11:18:31 -0600

You heft your bag of sand and contemplate the weight of the idol, but it could all boil down to the weight of a few pennies. Why? Because this Golden Idol is a BANK!

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Resident Evil - Umbrella Corporation Umbrella

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 12:01:01 -0600

Show your support of this mega-corporation, protect yourself from inclement weather and fight off the the undead with this cool new Resident Evil - Umbrella Corporation Umbrella.

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Terry Turtle - Motion-Activated Swearing Toy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:49:00 -0600

If you're easily offended by profanity and obscenities spewed forth from talking animal toys, then you're the perfect target for the funny new Terry Turtle.

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Phantom Keystroker V2 - Office Prank Device

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 11:57:57 -0600

It may look like a harmless usb thumb drive, but it's actually a devious contraption that periodically makes random mouse movements, toggles caps-lock and types out odd garbage text and phrases on your co-workers computer.

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Annoy-a-tron 2.0 - Turn On, Hide It and Laugh!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:59:49 -0600

Simply select one of the new annoying sounds which include a beep, a 12 kHz electronic noise sound, 15 kHz mosquito tone, a cricket, a doorbell or set it to alternate between all the sounds. Now hide this little non-descript electronic device somewhere where it will never be found and hopefully annoy the most people. Then, quietly laugh to yourself as people frantically search their office trying to discover where the sound is coming from.

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Troll Door Stop

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:22:30 -0600

Usually, you find trolls lurking about underneath bridges or in miniature forest villages, but now you can find them kindly holding open doors for you in your home with these cute little doorstops.

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DangerBomb Alarm Clock - Don't Cut the Wrong Wire!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:34:46 -0600

This evil alarm clock is designed to look just like a real bomb with three colored lights and three colored wires. When the preset alarm sounds, you will have to awaken and try to think quickly as the bomb randomly chooses colored lights that tells you which wires to cut in which order before it "explodes" with non-stop KABOOM sounds.

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Secret Shot Walking Cane

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 06:22:20 -0600

It secretly conceals a 1 fluid oz double shot volume of liquor within the body of the hollow beech wood cane with a glass stopper and treaded screw-on handle.

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Rocket Launcher Alarm Clock

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 01:33:08 -0600

Wake up to a NASA style countdown and a rocket launch! You MUST find the rocket and put it back on the stand to make the alarm clock stop ringing!

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Embarrassing Fake Receipts

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 14:43:54 -0500

These realistic looking receipts are for funny items and places you wouldn't want anyone to ever find out about, like adult bookstores, questionable movie rentals and more.

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Sarah Palin Halloween Mask

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 14:11:54 -0500

Dress up as the ultimate maverick hockey mom from the last frontier with the cool new Sarah Palin Halloween Mask! This 100% high quality vinyl mask will go perfectly with your high fashion Vice-Presidential attire, beauty pageant costume or just dress up your pitbull!

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