The Green Head - The coolest stuff about Eating

Perky Jerky - Caffeinated Beef Jerky

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:00:39 -0500

Yes, that's right, beef jerky has finally been caffeinated and flavored with guarana for an extra kick!

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Spaghetti Measure

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:14:08 -0500

Innovative portion control tool easily measures out spaghetti for 1-4 servings in half-portion increments

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Omega Paw Portion Pacer Ball

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 12:11:45 -0500

Prevent gulping dogs from vomiting, choking and bloating by placing this ball in their bowl to help them eat up to 8 times slower!

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Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 09:44:22 -0500

Real fully cooked bacon strips in a can with a 10 plus year shelf life!

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Head Chefs - Kid's Silverware

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:35:20 -0500

Fun utensils that have little silicone bodies with bendable arms and legs, suction cup feet for standing upright and stainless steel forks and spoons for heads!

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Cannibal Marshmallows T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 11:00:56 -0500

They eat their own!

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Souper Spoon

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 03:57:13 -0500

This heroic utensil has a fully-poseable action figure body and a stainless steel spoon for a head.

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Wrenchware - Flatware Tool Set

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:18:33 -0500

A rugged three piece set of 18/10 polished drop forged stainless steel utensils styled to resemble actual heavy duty tools.

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Condiment Gun - Quick Draw Sauce Slinger!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 17:00:25 -0500

This is the coolest sauce-packing firearm you will ever use for shootin' up burgers, fries and hot dogs with delicious flavor.

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Light Bites - Candle Forks

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:00:22 -0500

These durable, reusable plastic forks have a special talent - they hold candles on top!

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Squeez Bacon - The Ultimate Condiment!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 11:10:19 -0500

Just pop the top, give the bottle a firm squeeze and try not to drool as delicious, flavorful and healthy gourmet bacon oozes out over your sandwich, fruit, hamburger, salad, pasta, etc. No cooking or refrigeration necessary!

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Pac-Man Oven Mitt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:55:26 -0500

Pac-Man always had an appetite... now he's back from the 80's and ready to gobble up your pots and pans! He's made of pure, heat handling silicone so your hands will stay nice and safe!

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BabyHuman Play and Learn Baby Spoons

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 03:38:51 -0600

If your baby is ready to start the transition to solid food feedings, this unique spoon safely promotes self-feeding through play and a little bit of trial and error.

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Anatomical Gummy Heart

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 03:12:50 -0600

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Meatball Bubble Gum

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:45:57 -0600

These extra chewy gumballs look just like real meatballs, but thankfully taste like regular bubble gum.

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Surf Sweets - Natural Organic Candy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 17:01:37 -0600

These cool new natural candies are some of the only gummy candies and jelly beans made with all natural organic fruit juices and sweeteners, free from high fructose corn syrup, artifical colors and flavors.

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Combi Training Chopsticks

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 16:48:10 -0600

These training chopsticks offer up a three step program for easily learning how to hold and wield these ancient utensils.

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Calamete Pasta Fork

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:26:28 -0600

Calamete is a uniquely designed Japanese fork modification made especially for spinning your favorite noodles with ease due to its projecting thumb piece that simulates a hand.

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Thanksgiving Turkey Hats

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 12:50:53 -0500

Have some great holiday fun wearing this turkey hat made of plush fabric. One size fits most adult heads. Also, a great hat for your favorite chef!

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Light My Fire Spork - Spoon / Fork / Knife Combo Utensil

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:26:58 -0500

These cool new hybrid utensils combine the spoon, fork and knife together into one unique and versatile tool. On one end, you have your spoon and on the other is a four-tine fork and a knife with sawtooth blade along the side.

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Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets - Make Sour Foods Taste Sweet

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 14:38:52 -0500

Dissolve half a tablet on your tongue and it will make sour and bitter foods taste sweet. It's a miracle!

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Collapsible Chopsticks

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:03:01 -0500

Simply slide the wooden white ash tips out of the hollow stainless steel upper section and screw the two pieces together using the all brass hardware. After you are finished with your meal, wash the chopsticks, collapse them back down and stow them safely away in the included weather-resistant nylon pouch.

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Facebank is Hungry for Coins!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:38:02 -0500

Place a coin in its mouth and watch in sheer amazement or maybe in terror as the mouth slowly chews up the coin and swallows it. Way creepy!

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Ramen Noodle Spoon/Fork

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 23 May 2008 22:42:11 -0500

This unique stainless steel utensil is not unlike the Spork and uses a built-in fork for easily twisting the noodles and a ladle for the collecting the soup. Great for nearly everyone in college and all those still addicted.

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Eatmecrunchy Cereal Bowl - No More Soggy Cereal!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:01:01 -0500

This ingenious cereal bowl has a removable shelf that covers 70% of the bowl's base to separate the flakes from the milk. This shelf holds the cereal above the milk as you eat from the shelf-less section where the milk and cereal actually meet.

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Jonathan's Wild Cherry Lazy Spoons

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:04:57 -0500

Jonathan's Wild Cherry Lazy Spoons are cool and innovative updates to traditional wooden spoons. These unique handcrafted wild cherry wood utensils have a notch on the handle so they can be easily balanced on the edge or rim of a pot or pan while cooking to keep the sauce in the pan and not all over the counter.

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Hungry Piggy Bank Eats Your Money

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 06:04:49 -0600

The Hungry bank literally eats your money. The cute pig shape has a motion sensor that activates the mouth to chew the money until it is swallowed.

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Modern Gingerbread House

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 15:23:20 -0600

I was thinking of building a traditional gingerbread house, but I realized that gingerbread architecture hasn't really evolved much past the classic North Pole cottage look. I think it's time for an extreme makeover.

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All-in-One Thanksgiving Leftover Pie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 05:42:52 -0600

Join host Alton Morris of TheGreenHead.com as he demonstrates how to make a soon to be world famous All-in-One Thanksgiving Leftover Pie. This incredibly cool pie has all the leftovers you love from a traditional Thanksgiving dinner, all baked into one single pie. Part 1 of 2 of TheGreenHead.com Show - Super Holiday Special!

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Popcorn Fork With a Built-In Salt Shaker

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:04:35 -0600

A three-pronged fork designed for eating popcorn, pasta, salads, sushi and any other messy finger foods that also features a built-in salt shaker in the handle.

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Scary Pumpkin Soup Served in Mini Pumpkins!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 05:42:52 -0500

Discover how to make scary pumpkin soup served in mini pumpkins with host Alton Morris of TheGreenHead.com. Learn if wine mixes with tequila, how to carve a pumpkin with scissors and if tasting cursed pumpkin soup can have any evil consequences? All of this and more in the scariest homemade DIY recipe you have ever seen!

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Popchips Make it Cool and Healthier to Snack Again!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:24:59 -0500

Unlike most chips that are fried or baked, Popchips are, well, popped! They are made using heat and pressure that results in a unique all-natural popped chip that has all the flavor, half the fat, no trans fat, no saturated fat, no cholesterol and no weird preservatives.

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Pillow Spoon Rest

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:46:22 -0500

The Pillow Spoon Rest is just that, a little pillow to rest your mixing spoon on while cooking. Spoon rests are all the same, this one is just as functional, but at least made me laugh.

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Chorks : Chopsticks + Forks = Cool

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 20:58:30 -0500

I never realized we were in the middle of a revolution... A utensil revolution! Since the dawn of time we have been relatively content with sticks, forks, spoons and knives. We could eat nearly anything with these simple tools, but now we are no longer content with individual function utensils, we must combine them! The 21st century has ushered in a legion of these new multi-function hybrid utensils. We know have Sporks (spoon + fork), Knorks (knife + fork), I've heard rumblings of proposed knorkoons (knife + fork + spoon) and finally we now have Chorks (chopsticks + fork). So its good to know we finally made it back to sticks, but next I want to see the ultimate utensil that combines them all - Knorkoonsticks!

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Snow Peak Titanium Sporks

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 03:04:46 -0500

The ultimate eating utensil!

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Carnivorous Creations - The World's Most Fearsome Meat Eating Plants!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 18 Jun 2005 10:12:00 -0500

A collection of the world's most fearsome meat-eating carnivorous plants that can trap, drown, starve, or paralyze insects and then eat them.

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The Knork - Fork & Knife Together at Last!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 10:20:52 -0600

Remember the Spork? Well, now there is a Knork, half fork/half knife. I like it, I always cut my food with a fork anyway, might as well have one that can do it better.

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