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Lifesize Howling Werewolf Statue

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 10:14:47 -0500

Is your home missing that little something special to complete the decor? Then unleash this towering 7.5 foot reproduction of the infamous werewolf from the movie The Howling into your living room.

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Lifesize Vigo The Carpathian Replica Painting from Ghostbusters 2

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 21:16:18 -0500

Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back. - Vigo the Carpathian (just before his head died)

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Neverending Story eReader Cover

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 09 Mar 2013 17:00:19 -0600

Paper books may be dying off quickly, but storytelling and imagination will never end... unless the horrifying Nothing erases everything. Just to be on the safe side, it's best to wrap your 21st century eReader inside this cool new Neverending Story eReader Cover.

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Levitron Levitating Lamp

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 11:35:37 -0600

Uses cutting edge magnetic technology to float and rotate its lampshade 3 centimeters above its base.

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Ghostbusters Library Ghost Transforming Portrait

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 24 Feb 2013 13:08:18 -0600

At first glance, it's just a lovely portrait of kindly old Eleanor Twitty... until you get too close or scream, GET HER!.

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Inception Spinning Top Totem Replica

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 17 Feb 2013 16:28:48 -0600

Right now, this very instant, are you dreaming? Just give this replica of the infamous spinning top totem from the movie Inception a spin to find out.

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Handbook for the Recently Deceased from Beetlejuice

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 18:41:50 -0600

Feeling a bit strange, unusual, or possibly even dead? Then you need to contract the services of the afterlife's leading bio-exorcist, draw a door, and attempt to understand the Handbook for the Recently Deceased from the Handbook for the Recently Deceased Press.

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Blade Runner Whiskey Glass

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 20:25:26 -0600

Have plans to retire a few replicants on the loose in some dystopian futuristic city anytime soon? Well, if it happens to be raining at the time, just stay in for the evening, crank up the Vangelis music, grab a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black Label, and pour a double into this cool new Blade Runner Whiskey Glass.

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Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 13:04:24 -0600

How do ninjas infiltrate parties to complete their covert missions in total stealth?

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Mars Rock - Authentic Piece of Martian Meteorite

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 17:17:33 -0600

I don't own a rock from Mars, do you?

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Yoda Hoodie Sweatshirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 18:36:02 -0600

Cool, it is cool! Hmmm?

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X Tape - Optical Illusion Packaging Tape

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 15:26:58 -0600

Cool packaging tape that creates the illusion that your packages were securely sealed with metal tower bolts and hinges, leather straps, and o-rings.

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Bubble Wrap Suit

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 13:46:02 -0600

No matter whether you love popping bubble wrap like you have uncontrollable OCD, want to ship yourself somewhere safely, are utterly accident prone, or just want to start a flat out insane fashion trend, the cool new Bubble Wrap Suit is for you!

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Crusader Helm Mug

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 14:25:27 -0600

Armored medieval drinking vessel shaped like a 12th century great helm, aka helmet, worn by the knights of the Crusades.

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Death Star Ice Sphere Mold

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 20:03:07 -0600

That's no ice cube, it's a cool new Death Star Ice Sphere! No carbon freezing necessary.

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USB Animatronic Squirming Tentacle

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 16:06:18 -0600

Creepy tentacle wiggles and squirms when plugged into a computer's USB port. That's it.

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Back To The Future Hoverboard

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 16:30:01 -0600

Great Scott Buttheads! There must have been some sort of disruption in the space-time continuum or a flying Delorean time machine with a flux capacitor has fallen into the right hands, because just like clockwork, the cool new/retro/futuristic Hoverboard has finally popped into existence!

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The Dude's Sweater from The Big Lebowski

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 14:25:14 -0600

Perfect to wear while enjoying a White Russian, bowling, fighting with Nihilists, or just relaxing around your private residence, man.

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8-Bit Secret Passage Floor Decal

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 16:17:03 -0600

How cool would it be to discover a secret passage in your home or office? Just place one of these Zelda-inspired stairways under the sofa, beneath the litter box, in the basement, under the fridge, in the corner of your cubicle, etc.

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Star Trek Spock Oven Mitt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 15:40:50 -0600

Although oven mitts aren't needed in the 23rd century world of food replicators, it would seem logical to wear one while handling hot pans in the oven here in the 21st.

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Ostrich Pillow - Portable Power Nap Micro Environment

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 08:39:11 -0500

Contrary to popular belief, scared ostriches do not bury their heads in the sand, but sleepy humans can now bury theirs in this cool new Ostrich Pillow.

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A Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Glove Replica

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 13:33:56 -0500

Nothing goes better with a dirty red and green sweater and a weird hat better than a near perfect replica of Freddy Krueger's glove from A Nightmare on Elm Street!

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Star Wars Wampa Ice Scraper Mitt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 19:07:31 -0500

This hilarious ice scraper is covered with a plush version of a Wampa's clawed arm designed to keep your hands warm in the harshest of winter weather, just like the insides of a Tauntaun.

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Star Wars Death Star Tea Infuser

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 27 Aug 2012 19:26:00 -0500

When you have the power to destroy a planet, it's probably a good idea to relax with a soothing cup of tea before making any rash decisions.

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Star Wars Lightsaber Illuminated Ice Pops

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 15:39:19 -0500

These ice pops from a galaxy far, far away are not as clumsy or as random as traditional wooden stick-based ice pops, but are an elegant frozen treat for a more civilized age.

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Star Wars Death Star Silicone Ice Cube Tray

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 15:30:34 -0500

This silicone ice mold creates a giant Death Star ice sphere that's perfect for chilling Corellian Whisky, Jawa Juice, blue milk or any traditional Earth-based beverage.

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Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. - Federation-Issue Earl Grey Tea

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 22 Aug 2012 17:20:55 -0500

When you sip this cool new officially licensed Star Trek earl grey tea, you'll feel a bit like a starship Captain, even though there's no starship replicator to make it for you on demand.

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Star Wars R2-D2 Popcorn Bucket and Drink Stein

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 08:46:41 -0500

Astromech droids are not only resourceful mechanics and starship co-pilots, they're also great for serving drinks and snacks!

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Giant Googly Eyes

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 21 Jul 2012 14:16:42 -0500

After you completely lose your mind, don't invent imaginary characters in your head to talk to, just slap a pair of these Giant Googly Eyes on all your major appliances, furniture, cars, or anything that needs an instant personality.

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Massive Inflatable Crashed UFO

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 20 Jul 2012 16:51:08 -0500

After you inflate this massive flying saucer with glowing lights, it will seem as if an intergalactic invasion has been averted and one has crash landed right on your front lawn.

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Animal Head Clothes Hangers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 13:16:14 -0500

These unique oversized cardboard hangers feature funny animal heads printed on them so it looks like a bulldog, black lab, fox, black cat, or grey cat is wearing your clothes.

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Mini Batman Bat-Signal

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 16:51:29 -0500

When the forces of evil rise up in your home, office or cubicle, just flip the switch on this mini Bat-Signal and the ultimate crime-fighting superhero, the Dark Knight AKA Caped Crusader AKA Batman, may or may not show up to help.

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Back to the Future II Marty McFly Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 22:49:01 -0500

Sure you'll look like a butthead wearing it now, but not for long...

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Lifesize Game of Thrones Iron Throne

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 18:49:11 -0500

Brace yourselves!

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Han Solo in Carbonite Soap

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 21 May 2012 20:19:00 -0500

After a long day of fighting the Empire, using the restrooms in Jabba the Hutt's palace, blasting bounty hunters under the table, swimming in the swamps of Dagobah, or just handling Ewoks, your hands can get mighty grimy, so wash up with a bar of this cool new Han Solo in Carbonite Soap.

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Star Trek Inflatable Captain's Chair

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 12:47:22 -0500

This fun inflatable Captain's chair is an officially licensed Star Trek collectible invented by ThinkGeek for kids up 120 pounds and has arms printed with all sorts of buttons and and lights.

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Captain Kirk Star Trek Bath Robe

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 13:13:12 -0500

Whether you're a starship Captain stepping out of your sonic shower in the 23rd century or a geek stepping out of a water-based one in the 21st, now you can wrap up afterwards in one of these cool new Star Trek Bath Robes.

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Crashed Flying Saucer Statue

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 19:20:46 -0500

Step aside garden gnomes, fashionable cement geese and plastic pink flamingos, the cool new Crashed Flying Saucer Statue will not only give your neighborhood an out-of-this world close encounter, it also ups the bar on lawn ornament ridiculousness.

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Star Trek Ties

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 12:13:30 -0500

When you wear one of these cool new Star Trek Ties to the office, only your fellow Trekkies, Trekkers, geeks, nerds, dorks and more will notice your impeccable 23rd century style.

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Electric DeLorean

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 15:29:47 -0600

Doc Brown's DeLorean time machine required a Flux Capacitor and 1.21 gigawatts of power to propel it back to the future, forward to the past or whenever in time, but this cool new Electric DeLorean just plugs into a standard electrical outlet - no Mr. Fusion or Plutonium required.

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ASIMO Robot Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 14:04:40 -0600

The HONDA ASIMO robot is beyond cool, but unfortunately not for sale. Well, now you can have your very own ASIMO walking around and falling over when you dress yourself, your significant other or friend up in this cool new ASIMO Robot Costume Suit from Japan.

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Super Precision Gyroscope

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 13:49:16 -0600

This old school gyroscope has been precision made for near perfect balance and uses ball bearings for smooth gravity-defying spins that last for minutes.

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Star Trek USS Enterprise NCC 1701-C Coffee Table

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 13:41:12 -0600

You see, money doesn't exist in the 24th century, but for only 3,100 21st century bucks, you can boldly set your Tea, Earl Grey, Hot down on a coffee table that is truly next generation. Make it so!

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Star Trek Motion-Sensitive Door Chime

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 22:50:29 -0600

Although I would rather have real swooshing automatic doors from the Starship Enterprise, I guess I'll just have to settle for the swoosh sound only on my manual 21st century door using this cool new 23rd century inspired Star Trek Motion-Sensitive Door Chime.

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The Batmobile

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:43:16 -0600

Holy %$!#, Batman! Just hop into this fully-functional, custom built, and officially licensed replica of the infamous 1960s Batmobile and you can strike fear into the evil-doers of Gotham City or any local suburb and probably pick up a Catwoman or two along the way!

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PorkKleen - Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 08:59:49 -0600

After a bacon feast, now you can wash your hands, yet keep that mouth-watering scent of sizzling morning pork on your hands with this bacon-scented hand sanitizer.

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Monstrous Godzilla Model

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 04:13:04 -0600

Although it's only a 1/80 scale of the full-sized Godzilla, this monstrous model still measures in at a whopping 3 feet tall and 6.5 feet in length!

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Star Wars Wampa Rug

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 00:45:23 -0600

These decorative floor rugs from a galaxy far, far away are made from the lightsabered hides of the vicious fictional snow monsters lurking in the caves of the frozen ice planet Hoth.

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Wipe T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 16:11:21 -0600

This cool t-shirt has a convenient, built-in microfiber cloth stripe to help keep your glasses and touchscreen cell phone clean.

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Secret Passageway Switch

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 04:40:26 -0600

Simply connect this fun electrical switch to your favorite hardcover book and then tilt the book back to activate it, just like the ones you've seen a million times in the movies. An equally cool rotating bookshelf not included.

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