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Ketchup Kritter And Mustard Monster Squeeze Bottle Caps

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 17:58:30 -0500

Just give the bottle a squeeze and the heads spew and spray projectile condiments out through their mouth or nostrils.

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Chilled Monkey Brains - Authentic Prop Head from Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 11:20:41 -0600

Ah, dessert! Chilled Monkey Brains!

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Creepy-Crawly Remote Control Centipede

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 20:18:31 -0600

Nobody would expect a remote controlled centipede to creepily crawl out from under a couch or bed or just along the wall for others to catch out of the corner of their eye. Let the screaming begin!

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Banana Ketchup

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 11:17:47 -0600

This exotic concoction of a condiment fuses bananas, tomato puree, chilli, raisins, vinegar, honey, cinnamon, pepper, and nutmeg into a sweet and savory sauce.

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USB Animatronic Squirming Tentacle

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 16:06:18 -0600

Creepy tentacle wiggles and squirms when plugged into a computer's USB port. That's it.

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Dill Pickle Flavored Candy Canes

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 10:06:34 -0600

These green and white candy canes not only pair nicely with the typical red and white peppermint candy canes, they also offer a briny dill pickle taste alternative.

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iStuck - Gummed Up Laptop Stands

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 19:07:01 -0500

These sugar-free silicone laptop stands may look like sticky chewed up bubble gum, but are a fun way to prop your laptop up at the perfect angle for typing or for helping to keep it cool and comfortable. Don't stick them under a table when finished.

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Logitech Washable Keyboard

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 20:24:43 -0500

This innovative and ultra-durable USB keyboard is designed to be rinsed in the sink or soaked when the dirt, dust and grime gets utterly disturbing.

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TV Dinner Gumballs

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 14:06:46 -0500

Nothing hits the spot better than a wholesome chewing gum meal!

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Bacon Soda

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 15:26:15 -0600

This sweet and savory carbonated concoction tastes just like bacon and is a refreshing way to wash down real bacon every morning at breakfast.

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Bacon Frosting

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 19:05:14 -0600

Remember the old days, when the only thing that tasted like bacon, was bacon?

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Horriball - Disgusting Squishy Stress Ball

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 08:34:10 -0500

When your victim gives this seemingly innocent stress ball a squeeze, clear bubbles filled with flies, rats, worms, or cockroaches covered in a bloody-looking liquid pop out of the holes!

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Bleeding Zombie Head Bowl

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 09:03:32 -0500

Fill up this poor undead guy's head with candy for the trick-or-treaters, use it to serve chips, snacks, and nuts at the Halloween party or I guess it could even temporarily hold another brain if you happen to come across one.

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Bleeding Taper Candles

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 18:28:30 -0500

They may look like ordinary white candles at first glance, but the wax turns blood red as it slowly oozes and drips down.

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Ghostbusters - Inflatable Slimer Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 09:32:14 -0500

If you want to be a ghost for Halloween, forget the sheet with holes, become a Class 5 full roaming vapor and a real nasty one at that, when you become the voraciously hungry disgusting blob known as Slimer.

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SPAM Lip Glaze

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 06:09:27 -0500

This meat flavored lip balm, er glaze, may sound like a questionable idea, but considering how many ways there are to enjoy SPAM already, is it really all that surprising?

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Infectious Disease Stress Balls

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 07:53:48 -0500

These fun stress balls may seem innocuous at first glance, once you give them a good squeeze, out pops an entire handful of colorful and disturbingly disgusting pustules, boils and blisters! Not intended for the faint of heart or hypochondriacs.

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Bacon Lollipop

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 15:27:16 -0500

You shouldn't fill up on candy before dinner, but before breakfast, a smokey sweet and swirly Bacon Lollipop always hits the spot.

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Pickle Toothpaste

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 08:40:24 -0600

This dill-flavored toothpaste will leave your mouth and breath freshly pickled and preserved!

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Bacon Toothpaste

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 09:07:28 -0600

After scarfing down a plate of sizzling pork strips, skip the minty toothpaste and grab this tube of bacon-infused paste to not only maintain proper oral hygiene, but sustain that hog-fresh taste in your mouth all day long!

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Thanksgiving Gumballs - Turkey, Cranberry and Pumpkin Pie Flavors!

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 13 Nov 2010 13:40:23 -0600

These gourmet gumballs are flavored like turkey, cranberry and pumpkin pie. Gobble Gobble!

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Jones Bacon Soda Holiday Pack

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 11:55:47 -0500

This limited edition and highly collectible carbonated pig pop comes in a holiday pack that includes 2 Bottles of Jones Bacon Soda, 1 Tube of Bacon Lip Balm, 1 Package of Cheddar BaconPOP popcorn and 1 Package of Bacon Gravy Mix!

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World's Largest Gummy Worm

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 08:20:10 -0500

This completely disturbing edible ribbed invertebrate measures in at a massive 26 inches long with a 5 inch girth, weighs 3 pounds, has 4000 calories, is equivalent to approximately 128 regular gummy worms or 840 regular gummy bears, serves up to 34 people and even has a creepy smiley face!

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Violight - Germ Eliminating Smartphone Sanitizer

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 17:22:46 -0500

Just imagine the sheer amount of germs, bacteria and viruses that live all over your touchscreen smartphone. This innovative sanitizer eliminates up to 99.9% of germs, bacteria and viruses using safe ultraviolet light!

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Vampire Blood Fountain

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 23:17:04 -0500

Cool new and absolutely disturbing fountain that depicts a bloodsucking vampire holding the decapitated head of his victim with blood gushing out of his fanged mouth, down his shirt and into a basin hidden in his lap. A real vampire!

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Ghostbusters Slimer Bank

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 02:38:34 -0600

Who ya gonna call when your old piggy bank is overflowing with loose change? Slimer! Yes, the friendly, yet disgusting green blob of a ghost and his gluttonous appetite for just about anything is perfect for holding your savings inside his ectoplasmic body!

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DuneCraft Spit Balls

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:09:44 -0600

These 21st century spit balls skip the spit and are made from non-toxic, hygienic polymers that grow up to 200 times their size!

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Jones Soda - Tofurkey And Gravy Soda

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:18:57 -0600

This Thanksgiving you won't be choking down the traditional Turkey and Gravy Soda, because the fine people at Jones Soda have gone 100% vegetarian and are now serving up Tofurkey And Gravy Soda with an uncanny taste of roasted tofu, stuffing and meatless gravy!

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Giant Posable Centipede

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:30:07 -0500

Yes, that's right, now you can finally have your very own 56 inch long, one hundred legged centipede prop to play with.

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Spread Heads - Mustard Marvin

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:00:02 -0500

Simply grab a yellow mustard bottle, unscrew the cap, screw on the Mustard Marvin bottle topper head in its place and squeeze away. Poor Marvin then appears to puke up yellow mustard from his mouth all over your hot dog or hamburger!

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Stuck Up - Chewed Wad of Gum Refrigerator Magnets

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:10:44 -0600

These funny faux gum wads look just like the real thing, but since they don't have the same natural stickiness of real gum, they have high-powered magnets molded right inside each piece.

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Disembodied Hand Wrist Rest

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:31:24 -0500

Terrifyingly realistic foam wrist-rest in the shape of a disembodied hand!

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Jones Soda - 2007 Christmas + Chanukah Holiday Packs

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 04:33:25 -0600

Introducing, the all-new limited edition 2007 Jones Soda - Christmas + Chanukah Packs, just in time for the holidays!

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2006 Jones Soda Holiday Packs - The Holiday Tradition Continues!

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 20:21:56 -0600

Jones Soda is back to ring in the holidays with two all new Holiday Packs of their now famous seasonal dinner/meal sodas.

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2005 Jones Soda Holiday Packs - The New Holiday Tradition!

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 07 Nov 2005 01:00:00 -0600

Jones Soda is back to ring in the holidays with two all new Holiday Packs of their now famous seasonal dinner/meal sodas - Just Like Mom Used to Make. Yum, Yum!

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