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LEGO Ultimate Collector's Imperial Star Destroyer

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:46:06 -0600

This LEGO model of the massively huge, incredibly powerful heart of the Emperor's fleet, consists of 3,104 mostly gray pieces and when/if completed measures in at over 3' long, dwarfing any LEGO Star Wars ship produced to date!

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Chewbacca Wookiee Slippers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:02:47 -0600

Unfortunately, these furry slippers aren't made from real Wookiee fur (or even Ewok), at least I don't think so, but do have Chewbacca's fuzzy head on the front of them.

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Star Wars Tauntaun Sleeping Bag

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:49:38 -0600

This winter, after trudging all day through the snow and sub-zero temperatures, possibly after escaping a devastating Wampa attack, snuggle up in the belly of this cool new Star Wars Tauntaun Sleeping Bag to keep yourself warm. Thankfully, unlike the original frozen carcass, this one doesn't smell bad on the inside!

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Star Wars Garden Jawas

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:42:53 -0600

Sorry, but garden gnomes are so 'A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...' and these cool new and very mischievous Star Wars Garden Jawas are in! Utinni!!!

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Bloody Hands

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:24:37 -0500

This pair of realistic bloody hand clings are the perfect finishing touch to your Halloween decorations or can be used much more effectively as frightening pranks.

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Bamboo Skeleton Wind Chimes

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 10:39:39 -0500

You know it's Fall when you can feel the crisp, cool air, smell the burning bonfires, see the beautiful color leaves and hear the eerie sounds of clattering bones from this creepy new Bamboo Skeleton Wind Chime!

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Dripping Blood Tablecloth

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 02:28:17 -0500

This blood drenched decorative table cover looks like it was used during a brutal dismemberment, with a gory blood-red top and more blood splattered and dripping down the sides!

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Frankenstein Vase

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:35:11 -0500

This fun ceramic vase is designed to look like the monster's greenish severed hand and is posed to hold all your favorite roseless stems, dead flowers, weeds and more!

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Jabba The Hutt - Inflatable Halloween Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 13:11:57 -0500

This Halloween, dress up as the ultimate intergalactic gangster with the vile and loathsome new Jabba The Hutt Inflatable Halloween Costume!

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Skeleton Oven Mitt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 08:42:16 -0500

Sure the scary bones of the skeleton hand make for spooky kitchen decor, but they also serve as a grisly reminder what searing heat can do to your flesh!

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Victor Multi-Kill - Electronic Mouse Trap

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:56:20 -0500

The better mousetrap... This fully-automated electronic mousetrap humanely kills and disposes up to 10 mice without resetting and is one of the fastest, easiest and most effective solutions on the market today.

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Star Trek Cologne and Perfume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 16:33:34 -0500

Hey Trekkies, before you beam down on your next away mission or convention here on Earth, splash on some of this cool new and boldly futuristic Star Trek Cologne and you'll really be set to stun!

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Ninja Star Coat Hooks

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 22:22:41 -0500

When a ninja comes home after a long hard day full of assassinations and other super stealth killing action, they need to hang their dark masks up on something appropriate like these cool new Ninja Star Coat Hooks.

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Star Wars The Force Trainer - Control it with your Mind!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:21:10 -0500

Learn to actually move and control a Jedi Training Remote with only the power of your mind and a little help from the Force!

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Death Star Cookie Jar

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:11:11 -0500

Give in to your hunger and join the dark side of snacking as you reach into this fully armed and operational cookie jar.

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Blood Bath Shower Curtain and Bath Mat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:59:08 -0500

Only a real psycho would want to be showering with a shower curtain stained with bloody handprints and a bath mat covered in blood spatter and footprints!

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Darth Vader Bust Bank

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 19 May 2009 16:59:32 -0500

You don't know the power of the Dark Side, but you can learn the benefits of saving your money!

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Lifesize Replica of Captain Kirk's Chair from Star Trek!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 18 May 2009 16:59:57 -0500

Boldly sit in the ultimate seat in the galaxy!

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Solar Insect Zappers / Accent Lights

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:41:18 -0500

These may look like ordinary solar powered landscape accent lights, but they can easily be switched over to become lethal 300-volt insect attracting bug zappers!

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Star Wars Lightsaber USB Glow Lamp

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:05:21 -0500

This cool new and very intergalactic lamp is not as clumsy or as random as a regular desktop lamp and is an elegant lighting solution for a more civilized age.

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Evidence Chef's Knife

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 09:23:16 -0600

Do things sometimes get a little dramatic in your kitchen? Then here's the perfect accessory to the crime - an 8" stainless chef's knife with a fired-on, food-safe design that's right out of a CSI episode. Individual gift-boxes complete with official evidence tag.

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Ninja Throwing Star Thumbtacks

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 05:53:21 -0600

These shuriken tacks are more organizational in nature than deadly, but they do look just like the real thing when embedded into a surface.

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Star Trek Interactive Tribbles

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 12:53:23 -0600

In the 23rd century, an enterprising trader named Cyrano Jones procured an interesting and adorable little creature. These tiny furry beasties had a calming effect on the nervous systems of humanoids - well most humanoids, anyway. They were called tribbles.

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Ninja Throwing Star Magnets

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:47:56 -0600

Unfortunately, these magnetic ninja-styled shurikens are not real deadly ancient weapons, but they do feature powerful magnets on one side to complete the illusion that it's embedded into your fridge.

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R2-D2 Aquarium with Radar Eye Periscope

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 08:09:24 -0600

I never thought of an Artoo unit as an aquarium before, but this unique R2-D2 replica actually holds an aquarium tank in his central compartment and even provides an intimate view of the aquatic activity below using a fun built-in periscope housed in the radar eye.

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Life Clock

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:01:01 -0500

A limited edition modified Karlsson Clock with the clock mechanism slowed down by a factor of 61320, so each number represents one year.

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Disembodied Hand Wrist Rest

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:31:24 -0500

Terrifyingly realistic foam wrist-rest in the shape of a disembodied hand!

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Inflatable Headless Horseman Illusion Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:06:01 -0500

This cool three-dimensional costume self-inflates with a built-in fan to create the amazing illusion that you are the Headless Horseman riding up on your horse holding your pumpkin head in your hand.

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Giant Inflatable Halloween Haunted Castle - Stands 12' Tall!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:25:00 -0500

This massive 12 foot tall inflatable haunted castle will look stunning on your front lawn this Halloween as you make the trick-or-treaters venture through it on a frightening adventure to find their treats. It's doors are guarded by the Grim Reaper, a creepy haunted tree and a deadly knight in armor standing in the tower. As your victims pass through the entryway of scary skulls, tombstones and lanterns, they will then need to survive through a three room castle filled with spooky ghosts, bats and strobe light effects synchronized with realistic creepy sounds before finally exiting.

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Franken Stein - The Ultimate Stein!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:44:12 -0500

This Halloween, the ultimate stein for holding your favorite bubbling spiked beverage concoction is the Franken Stein monster mug of course!

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Mummy Stein

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:03:32 -0500

This Halloween, quench your thirst for blood or other fine beverage with a spooky new Mummy Stein. This oversized ceramic mummy head mug is nearly 6 inches tall, 5 inches wide and much cooler to drink from than the regular boring plastic party cups.

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Spooky Soap Bones

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 16:37:09 -0500

There's no better way to wash your hands during the season of the witch than with these spooky Soap Bones. Yes, the creepy Halloween decorative accents have finally found their way into the bathroom too.

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Spooky 3D Busts

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 06:03:14 -0500

These elaborately detailed macabre masterpieces are modelled after two of horror's most famous monsters, Count Dracula and the Grim Reaper. Each sculpture is cast from lightweight polyresin and made to look like they were actually carved from natural stone.

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Giant Lifesized Scarecrow

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:46:02 -0500

This Lifesized Scarecrow is sure to keep those pesky crows out of your yard this Halloween and frighten the trick-or-treaters as well.

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7' Inflatable Freddy Krueger

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 12:30:32 -0500

The nightmares of elm street can now be on your street this Halloween when you place this massive 7' Inflatable Freddy Krueger in front of your house.

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Hanging Cocooned Man and Spider Larva Balls

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:14:58 -0500

A fine addition to your front porch this Halloween to get the trick-or-treaters wrapped up in fright. This realistic ready to hang prop looks like the victim got a little too close to the evil giant arachnids and was cocooned to be served as a meal later.

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Lifesize Poltergeist Clown Replica!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:57:17 -0500

Although this isn't the actual clown featured in the movie, which is probably locked away in Steven Speilberg's office or something, it is a very faithfully recreated lifesize and complete full-sized replica that is sculpted, cut, stitched, sewn and painted by hand.

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Lifesize Zombie Garden Sculpture

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:30:25 -0500

This scary undead lifesize zombie garden sculpture should provide more than enough fun both in and out of the garden!

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Lifesize Salacious B. Crumb

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:36:42 -0500

One of the most annoying critters in the galaxy, Salacious B. Crumb was the favored jester in the court of Jabba the Hutt in Return of the Jedi. Now you can own a lifesize figure of him to pester guests in your own palace.

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Clue - Deluxe Three-Dimensional Edition

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 13 May 2008 08:03:03 -0500

This is the ultimate version of the same game you loved as a kid, but it doesn't have to be put away in-between games. It features a gorgeous wooden game box with nine precision detailed and furnished sunken rooms, sealed with a non-removable tempered glass lid. This is the luxury version poor Mr. Boddy would have had on display in his stately Tudor Mansion, before he was murdered!

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Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite Ice Cube Tray with R2-D2 Ice Bucket

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 12 May 2008 23:13:41 -0500

I have always held out hope that the coolest ice cubes in the galaxy, shaped like Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite from Star Wars, would one day find their way into my freezer. The Force must be strong with me, because coming soon is the incredibly cool new R2-D2 Ice Bucket with Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite Ice Cube Tray!

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R2-D2 - Ultimate Digital Audio and Video Projector (VIDEO)

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:09:35 -0500

This amazing remote control Artoo unit is a complete entertainment system featuring a projector, cd/dvd player, ipod/mp3 dock, stereo sound system, multimedia card reader, USB slots and more. He can even be remote controlled to maneuver around your home. Very cool.

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Lifesize C-3PO and R2-D2 Star Wars Droid Replicas

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 18:44:27 -0500

These are the droids you're looking for...

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Intelli-Trap Mosquito Trap

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:32:57 -0500

Take back the summer from the swarms of mosquitoes, flies, gnats and other buzzing, biting, stinging flying insects. This trap uses a powerful combination of attractants like heat, CO2, and a safe non-toxic chemical to draw in insects, while UV light disrupts their vision and a fan sucks them into a trap for easy disposal.

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FREE - NASA Tech Briefs Magazine

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:58:24 -0500

NASA's latest engineering innovations are reported FIRST in NASA Tech Briefs -- America's largest-circulation design engineering magazine. Each monthly issue features new product ideas and engineering solutions in Electronics, Photonics, Computing, Bio-Med, Materials, Nanotechnology, Mechanics, Machinery/Automation, Manufacturing, and more.

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Solar Bug Eliminator

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:24:28 -0500

Summer is coming and so are the squadrons of infinitely annoying, buzzing, biting, stinging flying insect squadrons. The total war against these enemy mosquitos, gnats, flies, hornets, wasps, etc. otherwise known as bugs, gets bloodier year by year. The good news is that humans now have yet another new weapon in the arsenal and it's powered byt the sun!

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Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite Desk

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:51:57 -0600

Tom Spina Designs have created the coolest desk in the galaxy! This incredible Empire Strikes Back themed desk is constructed of metal and fiberglass (sadly, not actual carbonite), has glowing orange panels straight out of Cloud City and is topped with a sturdy 1/2" thick glass table top.

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Mad Science Bartending Set

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:48:42 -0600

Shake up wild and crazy drinks using the cocktail shaker with a built-in strainer, or combine various liquors and mixers to make the ultimate cocktail in the large glass beaker, and then serve them in the toxic glass test tubes.

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Hocus Poke Us - Death-Defying Toothpick Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 00:56:25 -0600

Never again will you have to clean your teeth with a mere pointy wooden stick, but with a metallic silver plastic sword pulled from the victim, er brave audience volunteer trapped in a magic wooden box.

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Lifesize Egyptian Anubis Sculpture - The Grand Ruler

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:20:51 -0600

At over eight feet tall, the grand ruler lifesize Anubis sculpture is ready to protect your Egyptian palace!

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