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Bloody Hands

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:24:37 -0500

This pair of realistic bloody hand clings are the perfect finishing touch to your Halloween decorations or can be used much more effectively as frightening pranks.

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Bamboo Skeleton Wind Chimes

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 10:39:39 -0500

You know it's Fall when you can feel the crisp, cool air, smell the burning bonfires, see the beautiful color leaves and hear the eerie sounds of clattering bones from this creepy new Bamboo Skeleton Wind Chime!

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Dripping Blood Tablecloth

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 02:28:17 -0500

This blood drenched decorative table cover looks like it was used during a brutal dismemberment, with a gory blood-red top and more blood splattered and dripping down the sides!

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Frankenstein Vase

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:35:11 -0500

This fun ceramic vase is designed to look like the monster's greenish severed hand and is posed to hold all your favorite roseless stems, dead flowers, weeds and more!

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Skeleton Oven Mitt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 08:42:16 -0500

Sure the scary bones of the skeleton hand make for spooky kitchen decor, but they also serve as a grisly reminder what searing heat can do to your flesh!

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Victor Multi-Kill - Electronic Mouse Trap

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:56:20 -0500

The better mousetrap... This fully-automated electronic mousetrap humanely kills and disposes up to 10 mice without resetting and is one of the fastest, easiest and most effective solutions on the market today.

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Ninja Star Coat Hooks

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 22:22:41 -0500

When a ninja comes home after a long hard day full of assassinations and other super stealth killing action, they need to hang their dark masks up on something appropriate like these cool new Ninja Star Coat Hooks.

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Death Star Cookie Jar

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:11:11 -0500

Give in to your hunger and join the dark side of snacking as you reach into this fully armed and operational cookie jar.

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Ray Gun Pen

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:57:17 -0500

If you love the realm of science fiction fantasy and old-fashioned comic book space adventures, you need one of these fantastic new Ray Gun Pens.

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Blood Bath Shower Curtain and Bath Mat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:59:08 -0500

Only a real psycho would want to be showering with a shower curtain stained with bloody handprints and a bath mat covered in blood spatter and footprints!

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Darth Vader Bust Bank

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 19 May 2009 16:59:32 -0500

You don't know the power of the Dark Side, but you can learn the benefits of saving your money!

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Solar Insect Zappers / Accent Lights

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:41:18 -0500

These may look like ordinary solar powered landscape accent lights, but they can easily be switched over to become lethal 300-volt insect attracting bug zappers!

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Young Mad Scientist Alphabet Blocks

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 14:33:28 -0500

Are you the parent of a budding mad scientist baby bent on world domination? Well before they build their first killer robot, construct their secret underground lair or enslave the masses with a re-animated zombie army, they're going to need to learn the alphabet first with these cool new Young Mad Scientist Alphabet Blocks.

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Evidence Chef's Knife

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 09:23:16 -0600

Do things sometimes get a little dramatic in your kitchen? Then here's the perfect accessory to the crime - an 8" stainless chef's knife with a fired-on, food-safe design that's right out of a CSI episode. Individual gift-boxes complete with official evidence tag.

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Ninja Throwing Star Thumbtacks

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 05:53:21 -0600

These shuriken tacks are more organizational in nature than deadly, but they do look just like the real thing when embedded into a surface.

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Ninja Throwing Star Magnets

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:47:56 -0600

Unfortunately, these magnetic ninja-styled shurikens are not real deadly ancient weapons, but they do feature powerful magnets on one side to complete the illusion that it's embedded into your fridge.

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Life Clock

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:01:01 -0500

A limited edition modified Karlsson Clock with the clock mechanism slowed down by a factor of 61320, so each number represents one year.

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Disembodied Hand Wrist Rest

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:31:24 -0500

Terrifyingly realistic foam wrist-rest in the shape of a disembodied hand!

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Inflatable Headless Horseman Illusion Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:06:01 -0500

This cool three-dimensional costume self-inflates with a built-in fan to create the amazing illusion that you are the Headless Horseman riding up on your horse holding your pumpkin head in your hand.

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Giant Inflatable Halloween Haunted Castle - Stands 12' Tall!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:25:00 -0500

This massive 12 foot tall inflatable haunted castle will look stunning on your front lawn this Halloween as you make the trick-or-treaters venture through it on a frightening adventure to find their treats. It's doors are guarded by the Grim Reaper, a creepy haunted tree and a deadly knight in armor standing in the tower. As your victims pass through the entryway of scary skulls, tombstones and lanterns, they will then need to survive through a three room castle filled with spooky ghosts, bats and strobe light effects synchronized with realistic creepy sounds before finally exiting.

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Franken Stein - The Ultimate Stein!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:44:12 -0500

This Halloween, the ultimate stein for holding your favorite bubbling spiked beverage concoction is the Franken Stein monster mug of course!

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Mummy Stein

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:03:32 -0500

This Halloween, quench your thirst for blood or other fine beverage with a spooky new Mummy Stein. This oversized ceramic mummy head mug is nearly 6 inches tall, 5 inches wide and much cooler to drink from than the regular boring plastic party cups.

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Spooky Soap Bones

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 16:37:09 -0500

There's no better way to wash your hands during the season of the witch than with these spooky Soap Bones. Yes, the creepy Halloween decorative accents have finally found their way into the bathroom too.

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Spooky 3D Busts

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 06:03:14 -0500

These elaborately detailed macabre masterpieces are modelled after two of horror's most famous monsters, Count Dracula and the Grim Reaper. Each sculpture is cast from lightweight polyresin and made to look like they were actually carved from natural stone.

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Giant Lifesized Scarecrow

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:46:02 -0500

This Lifesized Scarecrow is sure to keep those pesky crows out of your yard this Halloween and frighten the trick-or-treaters as well.

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7' Inflatable Freddy Krueger

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 12:30:32 -0500

The nightmares of elm street can now be on your street this Halloween when you place this massive 7' Inflatable Freddy Krueger in front of your house.

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Hanging Cocooned Man and Spider Larva Balls

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:14:58 -0500

A fine addition to your front porch this Halloween to get the trick-or-treaters wrapped up in fright. This realistic ready to hang prop looks like the victim got a little too close to the evil giant arachnids and was cocooned to be served as a meal later.

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Lifesize Poltergeist Clown Replica!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:57:17 -0500

Although this isn't the actual clown featured in the movie, which is probably locked away in Steven Speilberg's office or something, it is a very faithfully recreated lifesize and complete full-sized replica that is sculpted, cut, stitched, sewn and painted by hand.

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Lifesize Zombie Garden Sculpture

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:30:25 -0500

This scary undead lifesize zombie garden sculpture should provide more than enough fun both in and out of the garden!

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Clue - Deluxe Three-Dimensional Edition

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 13 May 2008 08:03:03 -0500

This is the ultimate version of the same game you loved as a kid, but it doesn't have to be put away in-between games. It features a gorgeous wooden game box with nine precision detailed and furnished sunken rooms, sealed with a non-removable tempered glass lid. This is the luxury version poor Mr. Boddy would have had on display in his stately Tudor Mansion, before he was murdered!

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Intelli-Trap Mosquito Trap

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:32:57 -0500

Take back the summer from the swarms of mosquitoes, flies, gnats and other buzzing, biting, stinging flying insects. This trap uses a powerful combination of attractants like heat, CO2, and a safe non-toxic chemical to draw in insects, while UV light disrupts their vision and a fan sucks them into a trap for easy disposal.

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Solar Bug Eliminator

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:24:28 -0500

Summer is coming and so are the squadrons of infinitely annoying, buzzing, biting, stinging flying insect squadrons. The total war against these enemy mosquitos, gnats, flies, hornets, wasps, etc. otherwise known as bugs, gets bloodier year by year. The good news is that humans now have yet another new weapon in the arsenal and it's powered byt the sun!

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Mad Science Bartending Set

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:48:42 -0600

Shake up wild and crazy drinks using the cocktail shaker with a built-in strainer, or combine various liquors and mixers to make the ultimate cocktail in the large glass beaker, and then serve them in the toxic glass test tubes.

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Hocus Poke Us - Death-Defying Toothpick Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 00:56:25 -0600

Never again will you have to clean your teeth with a mere pointy wooden stick, but with a metallic silver plastic sword pulled from the victim, er brave audience volunteer trapped in a magic wooden box.

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Lifesize Egyptian Anubis Sculpture - The Grand Ruler

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:20:51 -0600

At over eight feet tall, the grand ruler lifesize Anubis sculpture is ready to protect your Egyptian palace!

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Guillotine Cigar Cutter

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 12:38:41 -0600

A working model, with a real stainless steel blade, mounted on gold plated framework. Detailed down to the bucket that fortunately now receives only cigar tips.

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Throwzini's Knife Block - Spinning Wheel of Death for Cutlery

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 16:36:26 -0600

Now you can have all the sheer excitement and certain danger of a circus knife throwing act right in your very own kitchen. This unique knife block comes with 5 stainless steel razor sharp professional chef knives that are stored around the body of an "assistant" and held securely in place by magnets in each individual protective knife sheath. Best of all, it actually spins!

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Fall of the Damned - Lampshade From Hell

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:43:23 -0600

If you are on the lookout for the ultimate in epic lampshades, today is your lucky day. Designer Luc Merx has created a lampshade he calls the Fall of the Damned. The lampshade depicts a mass of naked bodies, all fused together, falling into the fiery pits of Hell in pure burning agony.

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Xposed - X-Ray Bags

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 05:46:35 -0500

Show everyone your iPod, stack-o-benjamins, eye-drops, nail clippers, lollipop, sunglasses, and prescriptions as well as your pepper-spray, switchblade, brass knuckles and revolver. Maybe you've really got that stuff in your bag, but then again, maybe you don't!

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Menacing Mummy Window Poster

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 21:58:48 -0500

Bring your house to life as you scare passers-by to death with this full-color translucent poly-film Menacing Mummy Window Poster.

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Creepy Staked Yard Ghosts

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:53:24 -0500

Add a little ghostly terror to your front lawn!

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Inflatable Halloween Haunted House

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 11:46:11 -0500

Trick-or-treaters will love making their way through the biggest haunted castle on the block.

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Lifesized Wrapped Mummy Statues

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 10:48:05 -0500

This Life-Sized Wrapped Mummy Statue is very realistic, very creepy and loads of fun!

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Blade Runner : The Final Cut

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 13:01:04 -0500

Blade Runner: The Final Cut, spectacularly restored and remastered from original elements and scanned at 4K resolution, will contain never-before-seen added/extended scenes, added lines, new and improved special effects, director and filmmaker commentary, an all-new 5.1 Dolby Digital audio track and more.

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Blair's 16 Million Reserve - World's Hottest Hot Sauce!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 01:24:44 -0500

What is the world's hottest hot sauce? Blair's 16 Million Reserve ought to be hot enough to send you hot heads to the hospital or an early grave, that is if you even dare to try it. You see, Blair's 16 Million Reserve isn't actually a sauce, it's a 1ml pharmaceutical grade vial filled with pure Capsaicin crystals.

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Psycho Mother Shower Curtain

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 23:50:45 -0500

I just got this odd craving to run out, grab some Taco Bell and go rent all the Psycho movies for a little horror movie marathon. There really is nothing better than late night tacos and nachos, rum drinks and horror movies with friends. I haven't seen good old Norman Bates and er, Mother, terrorize travellers at the Bates Motel in years. Maybe I shouldn't hang this cool Psycho Mother Shower Curtain anytime soon now. Awesome.

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Hanging Harry Light Pull

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:34:01 -0500

Most closets still have lights with pull strings attached instead of switches. Well convert that old pull string into a hangman's noose with the Hanging Harry Light Pull. At the end of the rope is poor dead Harry, forever hanging by his neck and assisting you with turning on the lights. Morbid? Yes. Funny? Absolutely!

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Little Joseph - Sinister Candle Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 14:47:24 -0500

The Little Joseph Candle Holder is well, freaky. Shaped liked a severed baby's head and staring out with undead eyes, Little Joseph holds a candle of your choice right on top of his head. As the candle wax melts, Little Joseph goes from bald to a full head of waxy hair. Simply mix up the candles to achieve different bizarre looks and hair colors. Great gift for lovers of the macabre and the truly sinister.

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The Pop-Up Book of Phobias

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 08:42:03 -0500

The Pop-Up Book of Phobias by Gary Greenberg is a cool pop-up book of our worst fears. Have a fear of snakes? Well open this book and out pops a 3D snake! Same with spiders, heights, clowns, dentists, flying, etc. Face your fears yourself and keep it on your coffee table or give it as a gift to a dear life-fearing friend. I guess it would be bad if you're afraid of books or coffee tables though, which unfortunately this book doesn't cover.

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Plasma Light Bulb

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:14:33 -0600

Who doesn't love those cool plasma balls that shoot rays to your fingertips when you touch them? Well take that same novelty technology, shrink it down and you get the Plasma Light Bulb. I wonder what it would look like to replace every bulb in the house with these? It would either get very trippy or open up a galactic blackhole!

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