The Green Head - The coolest stuff about Cubicles

USB LED Christmas Lights

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:56:26 -0600

Safely brighten up your computer, cubicle or office in full-blown holiday spirit using these LED Christmas Lights powered solely by a USB port!

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Fridge Locker - Personal Food Security System

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:37:59 -0600

Your family, friends and co-workers may seem like nice people, but we all know they can't be trusted around tasty unguarded grub. To curb their voracious thieving appetites, simply install one of these cool new Fridge Lockers in your refrigerator, freezer or pantry!

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Tuscan Olive Bonsai Tree

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:10:51 -0600

If you love bonsai trees and olives, well, your dreams have come true!

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Remote Control Tissue Box

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:18:19 -0500

This remote control tissue box can race in to the rescue to deliver much needed emergency tissue relief during the cold and flu season!

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Perky Jerky - Caffeinated Beef Jerky

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:00:39 -0500

Yes, that's right, beef jerky has finally been caffeinated and flavored with guarana for an extra kick!

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Reversible Noose Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:04:46 -0500

One side features a normal professional black tie and on the other a morbid print of a deadly rope noose.

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Literal Money Tree

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 08:27:28 -0500

This handcrafted lucky sculpture looks like a little bonsai tree, but rather than leaves, it has adjustable replica Chinese coins hanging from the branches instead.

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ThinkGeek Eviltron - Turn On, Hide It and Laugh Diabolically!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:27:01 -0500

A seriously tiny and easy to hide prank device that emits creepy sounds like creaking, scratching, breathing, children laughing and whispers at random intervals to drive your friends, family and co-workers completely mad!

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BiUbe Pure Aquarium

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 06:27:18 -0500

Modern aquarium that offers a stunning 360 degree view and gives the illusion of a column of water suspended in mid-air!

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Shirt Button Spy Video Camera

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:02:29 -0500

An ingenious micro video camera that is discreetly disguised as a standard shirt button!

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Original Buddha Board - Self-Erasing Zen Canvas

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:06:56 -0500

Practice the Zen concept of living in the moment as you paint with water on this magic self-erasing canvas.

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DIY Dinosaur Lamps

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 11:54:07 -0500

Fearsome little T-Rex, Diplodocus or Triceratops glowing sculptures / lamps.

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BiOrb Life Aquarium

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:57:58 -0500

Replicates the brightness and progression of sunlight, providing fish with a more natural, healthier habitat

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Apple Bonsai Tree

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 13:32:13 -0500

A perfect miniature of its full-sized counterpart that produces perfectly formed, tiny edible fruit.

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Rare Earth Magnetic Fridge Pins

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 09:03:29 -0500

Pushpin styled neodymium magnets are strong enough to hold up to one pound each!

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Sky Armor - RC Flying Mecha

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 07:23:43 -0500

Amazing toy robot utilizes two dual-blade propellers to blast off and fly through the air without any strings attached!

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Hunt And Peck Keyboard

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:06:41 -0500

Ultimate keyboard for the one-finger typist!

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Ray Gun Pen

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:57:17 -0500

If you love the realm of science fiction fantasy and old-fashioned comic book space adventures, you need one of these fantastic new Ray Gun Pens.

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Magnetic Push Pins

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 10:44:30 -0500

Hang up photos, posters, notes and more without damage!

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Dirty Mug

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:53:17 -0500

This ingenious ceramic mug may look like it's covered in coffee stains, but it's actually just a clever disguise.

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Infinite Beer Can

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 12:41:56 -0500

Recreate the sensation of opening a can of beer or soda, over and over again!

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o_O Anonymous Twitter Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:49:44 -0500

Stay anonymous in the real world while annoying the online one with endless Twitter updates as you wear the Twitterific o_O Twitter T-Shirt!

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Sit-To-Walkstation Treadmill Desk - Sit, Stand or Walk!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 16:59:13 -0500

This innovative and paradigm-shifting office workstation is the first of its kind to combine an electric height-adjustable desk with a low speed commercial grade treadmill.

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Dingoo A320: Pocket Retro Game Emulator - Play NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, Neo Geo and More!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:00:35 -0500

Not only does it emulate all the old school classic video games on Nintendo, Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis, Gameboy Advance, Neo Geo and CAPCOM arcade game systems, it's also a full blown media player!

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Retro Mini - Handheld NES System

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 28 May 2009 11:33:23 -0500

If you were smart enough to hang on to all your original 8-bit NES video game cartridges, you can pop them directly into this killer handheld system and play them in all their pixelated full-color glory.

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Japanese Popping Edamame Keychain

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 19 May 2009 17:51:32 -0500

Squeeze the pod to pop out the soybeans, let go and repeat endlessly until you are completely content, stress free and smiling.

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Darth Vader Bust Bank

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 19 May 2009 16:59:32 -0500

You don't know the power of the Dark Side, but you can learn the benefits of saving your money!

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Peri Peri Keychain - Tearing Open a Shipping Envelope Simulator

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 19 May 2009 16:25:39 -0500

This cool new electronic keychain simulates the feeling of tearing open a shipping open perfectly, over and over again!

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Sigmund Freud Head Stress Ball

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 04 May 2009 09:37:10 -0500

Sometimes a head is just a head...

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Desktop Heads of Easter Island

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 01 May 2009 17:24:15 -0500

Although I'd love to line my property with creepy giant stone heads like the mysterious Moai statues of Easter Island, but I guess I'll have to settle with lining my desk first with these cool new miniature Desktop Heads of Easter Island.

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Zoomdoggle's BuckyBalls - 216 Powerful Rare Earth Magnets!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 14:49:47 -0500

Although they may appear to be simply a bunch of metal BBs, their strong magnetic properties allow them to shaped, molded, torn apart and snapped back together in unlimited ways, kind of like metallic silly putty.

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Anti-Theft Lunch Bags

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 16:25:14 -0500

Protect fresh sandwiches from bullies and hungry co-workers with these Anti-Theft Lunch Bags covered in green splotches!

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Tangerine Bonsai Tree

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 04:31:09 -0500

This perfectly scaled down citrus tree lets you grow and pick your very own miniature tangerines from the comfort of your home or office!

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Video Camera Spy Pen

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 10:12:29 -0500

This cool new Video Camera Spy Pen lets you secretly record up to 2.5 hours of audio and video from up to 50' away.

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Vornado Under Cabinet Air Circulator - Ultimate Kitchen Fan!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 12:01:01 -0500

Installs underneath your kitchen cabinet and then flips down and pivots 360 degrees for circulation when and where you need it and then flips back up for for discreet storage with zero footprint.

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Star Wars Lightsaber USB Glow Lamp

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:05:21 -0500

This cool new and very intergalactic lamp is not as clumsy or as random as a regular desktop lamp and is an elegant lighting solution for a more civilized age.

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Indiana Jones Holy Grail - Magnetic Paperclip Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 06:39:10 -0500

Choose your paperclips wisely when they are stuck securely to the ultimate in desktop artifacts, the Indiana Jones Holy Grail - Magnetic Paperclip Holder.

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Aqua Dance - Nanotech Water Slide

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:40:11 -0500

This amazing water fountain / pachinko machine / Plinko game drips water droplets down a nanotech coated obstacle-laden maze-like slide. As the beads of water fall, the high-tech coating causes them to slide, bounce, scatter, break apart and join back together like mercury does (like the Terminator T-1000).

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Falsa Wood Ball - Genuine Fake Wooden Ball

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:26:16 -0500

Although these balls may look like they're made of solid hardwood, they're actually made out of perfectly soft and safe foam. It should be fun to watch your friends, family and co-workers scream and dive out of the way of something so innocent thrown in their direction.

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R/C Zombie w/ Brain-Shaped Remote Control

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 17:01:26 -0600

This undead minion is at your full remote control command. Simply press a button on the brain-shaped remote control and he walks and groans - press it again, he stops, hopefully!

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Health Energy Potion - Energy Drink For Gamers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 13:20:41 -0600

If you're a hardcore gamer, a modern day warrior or just asleep at the keyboard, you're going to need a shot of this Health Energy Potion to boost your HP and restore your dwindling energy.

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Arcade Game Ties - Asteroids, Pong, Tetris and Space Invaders

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:58:40 -0600

You're sure to get a high score in fashion when you combine the classic necktie with classic arcade games like Asteroids, Pon, Tetris and Space Invaders for these cool new Arcade Game Ties.

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Tea Steeping Cup - Porcelain Cup, Lid and Infuser

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 17:13:33 -0600

A clever combination of cup, lid, and infuser - entirely handcrafted in porcelain.

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Glass Filter Straws for Coffee and Tea

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 02:44:34 -0600

Cool new all-in-one stirrer, filter and straw utensil for brewing and enjoying a perfect cup of tea or coffee right in your mug.

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Ninja Throwing Star Thumbtacks

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 05:53:21 -0600

These shuriken tacks are more organizational in nature than deadly, but they do look just like the real thing when embedded into a surface.

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Germ Guardian Ultrasonic Tabletop Humidifier

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 14:48:41 -0600

A space-saving and portable cool mist ultrasonic humidifier perfect for offices and bedrooms that uses nano-silver technology to naturally inhibit bacteria, mold and mildew from growing in the water tank for healthier mist generation and a cleaner breathing environment.

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Drumstick Pencils

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 18:50:19 -0600

Fulfill the rockstar dreams of children and adults everywhere, who can't seem to stop themselves from performing drum solos every single time they pick up a writing instrument.

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Phantom Keystroker V2 - Office Prank Device

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 11:57:57 -0600

It may look like a harmless usb thumb drive, but it's actually a devious contraption that periodically makes random mouse movements, toggles caps-lock and types out odd garbage text and phrases on your co-workers computer.

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Annoy-a-tron 2.0 - Turn On, Hide It and Laugh!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:59:49 -0600

Simply select one of the new annoying sounds which include a beep, a 12 kHz electronic noise sound, 15 kHz mosquito tone, a cricket, a doorbell or set it to alternate between all the sounds. Now hide this little non-descript electronic device somewhere where it will never be found and hopefully annoy the most people. Then, quietly laugh to yourself as people frantically search their office trying to discover where the sound is coming from.

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Ninja Throwing Star Magnets

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:47:56 -0600

Unfortunately, these magnetic ninja-styled shurikens are not real deadly ancient weapons, but they do feature powerful magnets on one side to complete the illusion that it's embedded into your fridge.

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