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New York Coffee Cup Trash Can

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 08:36:49 -0600

Massive replica of the original We Are Happy To Serve You coffee cups from New York that holds up to twenty regular-size cups and also doubles as a bank, planter and more!

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Toilet Mug

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:01:01 -0500

This 12oz hand-painted toilet mug is the ultimate way to enjoy your favorite hot steaming brown beverage.

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Kakuzai Wood Memo Block

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 11:38:53 -0500

It may look like an actual block of wood, but it's actually a stack of 1200 sheets of memo paper!

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Original Buddha Board - Self-Erasing Zen Canvas

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:06:56 -0500

Practice the Zen concept of living in the moment as you paint with water on this magic self-erasing canvas.

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Trees Were Killed - Sticky Note Cube

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 12:35:29 -0500

A witty visual reminder of what went into that paper sticky note you're about to write on.

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Crusader's Great Helm Gothic Trash Bin

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 06:34:50 -0500

These gothic wastebaskets are styled after 12th century great helms, aka helmets.

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Dirty Mug

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:53:17 -0500

This ingenious ceramic mug may look like it's covered in coffee stains, but it's actually just a clever disguise.

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Sit-To-Walkstation Treadmill Desk - Sit, Stand or Walk!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 16:59:13 -0500

This innovative and paradigm-shifting office workstation is the first of its kind to combine an electric height-adjustable desk with a low speed commercial grade treadmill.

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Mini Push Waste Can

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 13:52:22 -0500

This modern stainless steel waste can is just like it's big push-open trash can brother, only much tinier!

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Sigmund Freud Head Stress Ball

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 04 May 2009 09:37:10 -0500

Sometimes a head is just a head...

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Stoneware Octopus Cups

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 12:18:32 -0600

As far as odd sea creatures go, the octopus is definitely near the top of the weird and fascinating list. Celebrate the coolness of the mysterious octopi with a stoneware Octopus Cup.

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Original Slush Mug - Transforms a Drink into Slushee!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 17:00:38 -0600

The Original Slush Mug is back and ready to transform almost any beverage into a delicious slushee! Simply place the Slush Mug in your freezer until properly chilled, then pour in your favorite naturally sweetened beverage and watch in amazement as the drink crystalizes and thickens into an icey slush in just a few minutes.

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Ninja Throwing Star Thumbtacks

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 05:53:21 -0600

These shuriken tacks are more organizational in nature than deadly, but they do look just like the real thing when embedded into a surface.

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Stock Market Paperweight

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:19:24 -0600

As the economy swirls down the drain, you are going to need an extra strong paperweight like the Stock Market Paperweight on your desk to hold down that mounting pile of unpaid bills, foreclosure notice, stock loss reports and pink slip from your former employer.

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Ultimate Coffee Cups - The Coffee Cups of the Future

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 03:09:57 -0600

The coffee cup of the future and the last coffee cup you will ever buy!

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Everlast Desktop Speed Bag

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 17:41:04 -0600

This rugged desktop stress relieving speed bag is made by Everlast, the outfitter of champions since 1910, and easily attaches to any smooth surface like your desk, cubicle wall or window with a strong suction cup.

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Bubble Wrap Calendar

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 14:34:47 -0500

Fully functional poster-sized calendar made of bubble wrap with a bubble to pop every day, however don't pop the whole year the first day!

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Shouting Vase - Absorbs Your Screams and Shouts!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:37:49 -0500

This terracotta pottery-inspired mouth muffler from Japan absorbs your loudest screams and shouts and emits a softer version of your anger through a tiny hole at the base.

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Ultimate Jagermeister Shot Machine

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:01:03 -0500

Serve up the coolest, smoothest Jager shots in town.

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Rubik's Cube Coffee Table

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:03:31 -0500

The Rubik's Cube table is inspired by the classic toy and makes a cool end table or coffee table. Thankfully, the colored cubes in this version don't actually move, so it will always be in a perpetual state of solved.

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Bodum Insulated Tea Cups with Stainless Steel Saucers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 14:12:34 -0600

Sleek styling and unique design by Bodum combines a clear, handblown, doublewalled insulated glass cups with stainless-steel saucers.

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Wine Grape Bonsai

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 10:42:40 -0600

These miniature trees have been cultivated for over 10 years by bonsai artisans to bear real edible grapes.

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Ancient Warrior Candle Set

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:31:45 -0600

Pair of intricately modeled Mongolian warrior figurines are crafted of wax and double as candles. With an authentic stone-like finish, these candles look like they may have been unearthed at an archeology dig.

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Skase Tea Cup Set

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 06:12:35 -0600

This unique white glazed creamware cup and its Manchurian walnut cross base form a perfect symbiotic relationship. The cup simply cannot rest without its better half.

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Shocking Pens

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 05:04:35 -0600

Have some real fun at the office with some of the most shocking pens in the world!

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Five O'Clock Clock by Tibor Kalman

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 14:59:34 -0600

The only numeral on this clock indicates the most important time of day: the end of the workday.

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Living Grapevine Bonsai With Edible Grapes

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:38:48 -0600

This 12 inch bonsai tree is actually a real grapevine capable of producing tiny flowering buds in the spring that become edible grapes.

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Sportcraft Genuine Bristle Dartboard with Electronic Scoring

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 15:00:56 -0500

Classic naturally self-healing bristle dartboard with electronic scorekeeping, allowing you to play with professional steel-tipped darts that are automatically scored on the LED display.

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Tri-Link Motion Alarm System For Cubicle Defense

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 12:08:45 -0500

A three stage motion detecting security system to protect your stuff.

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Lil' Chill Shot - Chilled Shot Machine

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:33:33 -0500

Brrrr! Ultra chilly shots for your next party. Nothing goes down smoother than an ice-cold shot of your favorite liquor. Simply attach your bottle of choice and let it drop to 15 degrees F.

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Cubicaller - The Cubicle Doorbell

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 12:21:12 -0500

If you have an office at your workplace, you usually have a door that someone can knock on to get your attention, but what do visitors do if you are stuck in a cubicle? Well, they would use the Cubicaller - Cubicle Doorbell of course!

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Palm-Z Mini Indoor R/C Airplane

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:17:17 -0500

This fully functional indoor remote control airplane has a wingspan of only 8", weighs less than 10 grams and has digital proportional speed control.

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Wooden 15 Inch Gigantor Digital Photo Frame

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 04:26:40 -0500

Massive 15" TFT active matrix LCD screen, cherry wood frame, 1024x768 resolution, built-in speakers, support for 8 different media types, video & MP3 playback and more!

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Cork Bark Pencil Holder / Desktop Receptacle

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 20:31:59 -0500

This unique pencil holder / desktop receptacle is made from the natural curling bark that is peeled from the branches of cork trees in the Alentejo region of Portugal.

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Sportscope Cubicle Periscope

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 15:34:58 -0500

Slacking off at work again? Trying to avoid the boss? Not sure who's stealing your lunch from the kitchen fridge? The Sportscope Cubicle Periscope ought to do the trick.

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The Ultimate Coffee Cup

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 13:52:40 -0500

Artist David Pier has designed a revolutionary new coffee cup he calls The Ultimate Coffee Cup. I'm not sure if it's the ultimate or not, but it sure has one spectacular look and feel to it.

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Tiny R/C Desktop Forklift

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 20 May 2007 14:36:17 -0500

What would you do with a fully-functional tiny R/C Desktop Forklift? All I know is that I am absolutely tired of sitting at a desk and I could probably get my forklift license and a different job if I practice long enough with this during the workday. I guess it would be fun to see how much of the cool stuff on my desk here I could stack before it topples.

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Big Red Button Doomsday Device and USB Hub!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 17 May 2007 13:42:41 -0500

The big red button we've all dreamed of pushing one day, but this one is mostly harmless... we think

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Automatic Shooting Gallery - Every Break Room Needs One!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 14:28:56 -0500

How cool would it be to have a full-scale shooting gallery at the office? You could take a break, hit the watercooler to quench your thirst and then fire off a little stress shooting at targets. Well unfortunately I don't think most places of business would like to have an arsenal of real weapons in their employee's hands, but there is a fun and safe alternative, the Automatic Cube Weapon Target indoor shooting gallery. This thing has automatic targets that fall down as they are shot and pop-up when all have been hit. Surrounding the unit is a large mesh trap that collects the spent ammo. It doesn't come with any toy weapons or ammo, but you could use low cost rubber bands, spitballs, crumpled paper or invest in a few compatible High-Tech Cubicle Warfare Toys!

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Star Wars R2-D2 Trashcan

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:10:10 -0600

R2-D2, the lovable little droid from Star Wars, has always looked a little like a flip-top domed trashcan to me and I was right. Check out the awesome new Star Wars R2-D2 Trashcan. This highly detailed vinyl model of R2-D2 stands about 24 inches tall and his head pops open to accept trash when you step on his center foot pedal.

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Amigo Leather Kangaroo Desk Caddy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 10 Feb 2007 21:52:36 -0600

I love the new Amigo Leather Kangaroo Desk Caddy. Soon it will be on my desk here at HEADquarters holding my pens, sticky notes, markers, paper clips and other assorted office stuff. You see, Kangaroos are very cool animals with built-in pockets to hold things and since they have yet to be miniaturized to hold pens for me on my desk, this is a perfect solution.

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Hand Grenade Oil Lamp

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 14:09:26 -0600

No mere candle can match the sheer explosive candlepower of the cool Hand Grenade Oil Lamp. This little oil lamp/candle is made from real US Army surplus grenades and is much more fun to light when the power goes out. Not sure if this would be proper "mood" lighting though, well maybe with the right person.

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The Ultimate Medieval Wastebasket

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 16:36:48 -0600

My simple boring wastebasket here at Green Head HQ is a about to get replaced, because I have found its worthy successor. The Claremont Helmet - Lidded Bin is basically a knight's helmet from a suit of armor reworked into the ultimate medieval wastebasket. Simply lift up the visor and toss in your litter. I don't think this can ever be topped as far as cool wastebaskets go, this is really way up there.

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USB Rocket Launcher - Fires Nearly 20 Feet!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:19:46 -0600

I thought I had the ultimate in office warfare armaments with the awesome USB Missile Launcher, but there has been a major upgrade! The all new USB Rocket Launcher is encased in a lethal new design and is now capable of firing foam rockets around the office up to 20 feet away!

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USB Missile Launcher - Computer Controlled Desktop Warfare!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:47:34 -0600

plug it into your PC via USB, install the guidance software and you're all set for cubicle war! Aim your missiles, press the big red button onscreen and it launches one by one, three spring loaded foam missiles with realistic sound effects up to 8 feet away!

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Metal Desktop Catapult

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:03:44 -0600

Think of the fun you'll have when the boss is away and you declare war on someone in the next cube and they catch a paper wad cannonball in the side of the head. Take marketing department!

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R/C Missile Launcher - Unstoppable Cube Warfare!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 22 May 2006 12:32:00 -0500

Here's another wonderful office toy of mass destruction, the R/C Missile Launcher! Grab the remote and maneuver the vehicle into postition, angle the turret at your target and unleash hell on your fellow co-workers from up to 15 feet away!

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Flip Flap - Synthetic Cartoon Plant

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 08 Oct 2005 23:48:00 -0500

I love cool stuff for my desk, because I really need something interesting to keep my mind off the work. I usually like a real plant of some weird species, but this one is even better, it's a moving cartoon plant that actually needs sun!

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Authentic Cold War Tank Buster Missile!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 13 Apr 2005 20:17:00 -0500

We love cool stuff for the office and nothing will ever top having a genuine 18 inch, 8 pound Tank Buster Missile sitting right on your desk! It's decorative office weaponry at it's finest and is sure to impress your clients and fellow co-workers and scare your enemies.

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