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ID Guard Stamp

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:17:44 -0600

Help protect your identity from theft by permanently hiding personal information on bills, invoices, financial statements, magazines, junk mail and anything else you want kept confidential!

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Fridge Locker - Personal Food Security System

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:37:59 -0600

Your family, friends and co-workers may seem like nice people, but we all know they can't be trusted around tasty unguarded grub. To curb their voracious thieving appetites, simply install one of these cool new Fridge Lockers in your refrigerator, freezer or pantry!

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Flower Pot Safes

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 06:13:07 -0500

This clever diversion safe is a real flower pot with a secret compartment inside for stashing away valuables like money, credit cards, jewelry and more!

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Jabba The Hutt - Inflatable Halloween Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 13:11:57 -0500

This Halloween, dress up as the ultimate intergalactic gangster with the vile and loathsome new Jabba The Hutt Inflatable Halloween Costume!

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Hollow Spy Coins

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 07:50:39 -0500

Actual coins are precision hand milled to create a secret compartment inside!

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DormVault Laptop Safe

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 11:48:16 -0500

Easy way to keep your laptop, electronics and other valuables safe and locked up in your college dorm room, apartment, hotel and more!

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SmartSwipe - USB Credit Card Reader

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 16:49:27 -0500

World's first truly secure home credit card reader!

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Counterfeit Bill Detector

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 09:09:17 -0600

Portable device gives you the means to easily identify counterfeit U.S. bills printed with security features of any denomination using four detection methods.

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Purse Hangers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 18:06:03 -0600

These trendy and innovative purse hangers simply hang over the edge of a tabletop and hook to your purse, bag or tote. They feature high quality, sturdy construction, a cushioned, non-slip padding and are engineered to support up to 20 pounds of your necessities.

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Secret Shot Walking Cane

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 06:22:20 -0600

It secretly conceals a 1 fluid oz double shot volume of liquor within the body of the hollow beech wood cane with a glass stopper and treaded screw-on handle.

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WowWee Rovio - Robotic Home Sentry and Interactive Mobile WebCam

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 14:17:44 -0500

The Rovio is a Wi-Fi enabled robotic remote-control webcam that can move in any direction and lets you monitor and spy on your home from anywhere in the world where you have access to the Internet.

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Terrorist Teapot - Evil Teapot with Ski Mask Tea Cosy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:39:47 -0500

A tea cozy is an embroidered cover for teapots that helps keep the tea insulated and warm while it brews. The sinister Terrorist Teapot, on the other hand, wears a black balaclava ski mask tea cozy instead.

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Hidden Wall Safe Electrical Outlet

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 14:09:51 -0500

Stash your currency, jewelry, credit cards and other small valuables in a place no burglar would think to look, a fake electrical outlet that pivots out to reveal the secret hiding place.

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FakeTV - LED Television Simulator Deters Burglars

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:49:34 -0500

FakeTV deters burglars by making your house look occupied because it simulates the changing light from a TV screen.

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Chamberlain Fingerprint Keyless Entry Garage Door Opener

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 13:48:51 -0500

This cool new keyless entry garage door opener uses a biometric fingerprint scanner to grant access for up to 10 authorized users.

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Book Vault - Hide Stuff in Plain Sight

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 24 May 2008 01:30:21 -0500

The cool new Book Vault is basically two random hardcover books glued together and hollowed out to make a unique not to obvious safe. Stash your valuables or anything you want to keep secret inside the book and place it on the bookshelf with other books.

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Safemark Heavy-Duty Drawer Safe

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:20:22 -0500

This laptop-sized hydraulic lift drawer safe provides security and convenient access for your valuables inside a drawer or bolted down to a shelf.

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Funny T-Shirt - Emperor's Club VIP Client #9

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0500

All ex-Governor of New York Eliot Spitzer got was this lousy t-shirt!

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Secret Stash Safes - Protect Valuables in Actual Product Containers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:37:46 -0600

Made from the actual product containers. Without so much as a seam. The bottom or top twists off to reveal a secret hiding place. The ideal way to protect cash, jewelry and other valuables while at home or traveling. Better than a locked safe, and a thousand times cheaper!

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Sentry In-Floor Safe - Store Your Valuables in the Floor!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 13:09:00 -0600

Sure wall safes are cool, especially if they are behind a painting in your den, but are they really the best place to store your finest jewelery, valuables and other assorted things you don't want to find missing one day? All safes can eventually be cracked, but not if they cannot be found to begin with. The new Sentry In-Floor Safe puts your bling where no thieves would think to look first, the floor! Usually the best place to hide things is right out in the open, because no one looks there first, but this would be the next best thing.

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