The Green Head - The coolest stuff about Costumes

Santa Beer Cozy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:52:41 -0600

This festively fuzzy bottle sleeve is styled like Santa Claus' jolly red suit and even includes a matching Santa hat bottle topper!

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Beard Head Winter Caps

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:56:16 -0500

Now everyone can enjoy the comfort and warmth of a full on beard this winter with these funny caps with huge beards and removable woven mustaches!

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Count Chocula Halloween Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:35:17 -0500

Once under the spell of this frightening costume (reminiscent of a time when vampires were actually scary), instead of blood and candy, you'll only want to sink your teeth into the delicious, chocolatey taste of Count Chocula cereal! Mwah-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaah!

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Reversible Noose Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:04:46 -0500

One side features a normal professional black tie and on the other a morbid print of a deadly rope noose.

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Super Mario Bros. Mario Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 13:58:58 -0500

This infamous red cap is sure to bring you plenty of good luck when you're battling through the Mushroom Kingdom trying to save the Princess from evil Bowser!

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Ninja Dog - Pet Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:21:43 -0500

This funny, yet sinister ninja outfit easily slides over the dog's front legs and gives the illusion that they holding a hardwood bokken sword. It's even better if the dog is trained in the stealthy art of candy bag snatching!

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Bloody Hands

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:24:37 -0500

This pair of realistic bloody hand clings are the perfect finishing touch to your Halloween decorations or can be used much more effectively as frightening pranks.

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Cat From Hell - Pet Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:37:24 -0500

This Halloween, your cat will surely love you for dressing them up as the devil with a red cape and matching red horns.

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Stuffed Dinosaur Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:14:29 -0500

Monstrously cool dinosaur hat, decorated with stuffed spikes on top and connected to a long spiked tail!

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Color Changing Pumpkin Lights

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:42:43 -0500

This Halloween, illuminate your evil jack-o-lantern in different colors and without an open flame.

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Jabba The Hutt - Inflatable Halloween Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 13:11:57 -0500

This Halloween, dress up as the ultimate intergalactic gangster with the vile and loathsome new Jabba The Hutt Inflatable Halloween Costume!

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Skeleton Oven Mitt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 08:42:16 -0500

Sure the scary bones of the skeleton hand make for spooky kitchen decor, but they also serve as a grisly reminder what searing heat can do to your flesh!

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Jello Shot Syringe Injectors

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:02:36 -0500

These phobia-inducing shot glasses are shaped like real medical syringes with working plungers. Just open up your mouth and say, Ahhh!

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Giant Fogging Jack-O-Lantern

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 10:58:07 -0500

This evil Jack-O-Lantern makes those tame cute pumpkins your kids carved roll away in sheer terror!

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Instant Kilt Beach Towel

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 18:11:23 -0500

100% cotton beach towel that wraps around your waist and looks like you're wearing a real Scottish kilt.

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Bloody Butcher's Apron

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 26 May 2009 19:05:08 -0500

This 100% cotton apron is covered in fake, yet very realistic, blood stains that will never wash out.

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Pirate Bunny Hat w/ Secret Pockets Hidden in the Ears

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:13:45 -0600

Ahoy there mateys and, er, bunnies?! If your next adventure involves sailing the high seas, burying some stolen treasure, sending a few scallywags off the plank and munching on rum-soaked carrots, you're going to need the proper gear, like this cool new Pirate Bunny Mask.

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Bacon Scarf

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 05:58:27 -0600

This succulent red and white scarf is made of 100% soft and lightweight acrylic and looks exactly like a slab of real bacon wrapped around your neck. It features inverted colors on the reverse side for a leaner cut and even comes beautifully wrapped in butcher paper.

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Medieval Steel Gauntlets

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:13:49 -0600

These two thick polished steel gauntlets are the ultimate in medieval hand protection!

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Barbarian Viking Knitted Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:39:12 -0600

Whip up and sport this crocheted cap for role-playing, Halloween, cheering on your favorite Vikings team or around town for a laugh or two.

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Knitted Turkey Baby Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 00:25:47 -0600

When traveling this Thanksgiving, be sure bundle up your baby and keep their head nice and warm with this funny new Knitted Turkey Baby Hat. It's not exactly for sale, but the creator is offering up the pattern for free if you or someone else has any knitting skills.

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Secret Shot Walking Cane

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 06:22:20 -0600

It secretly conceals a 1 fluid oz double shot volume of liquor within the body of the hollow beech wood cane with a glass stopper and treaded screw-on handle.

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COOL CATALOG - Medieval Weapon Art Catalog

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 05:46:41 -0600

Party like it's 1599 - Step back into an earlier time with precision replicas of Renaissance and medieval weapons, Renaissance clothing, and fantasy collectible knives and swords.

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Sarah Palin Halloween Mask

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 14:11:54 -0500

Dress up as the ultimate maverick hockey mom from the last frontier with the cool new Sarah Palin Halloween Mask! This 100% high quality vinyl mask will go perfectly with your high fashion Vice-Presidential attire, beauty pageant costume or just dress up your pitbull!

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Truck Antlers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 08:01:01 -0500

Turn your truck into a buck with these funny new plastic deer antlers that easily slide onto the windows of your truck or car.

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Thanksgiving Turkey Hats

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 12:50:53 -0500

Have some great holiday fun wearing this turkey hat made of plush fabric. One size fits most adult heads. Also, a great hat for your favorite chef!

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When Birds Attack Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:18:53 -0500

A really creative, unique and funny Halloween costume based on Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds. This one size fits most women costume includes a green dress with a coordinating belt, a matching jacket with black birds attached, 2 wristbands with more black birds attached and an attacking bird headpiece.

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Lifesize Talking Wicked Witch Of The West Statue

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 09:40:42 -0500

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Inflatable Headless Horseman Illusion Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:06:01 -0500

This cool three-dimensional costume self-inflates with a built-in fan to create the amazing illusion that you are the Headless Horseman riding up on your horse holding your pumpkin head in your hand.

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Oversized Inflatable Deer Head Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 04:57:26 -0500

This amazing three-dimensional inflatable deer head costume completely covers your head and torso, while leaving your arms and legs free, and stays breezy and completely inflated from a built-in fan on the back.

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Ghost Lamplighter

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:23:39 -0500

Simply snap this plastic weather-resistant ghost head onto your lamp post or building-mounted carriage light and turn on the lights to awaken this ghostly apparition and light a path to your door for the trick-or-treaters.

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Terrorist Teapot - Evil Teapot with Ski Mask Tea Cosy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:39:47 -0500

A tea cozy is an embroidered cover for teapots that helps keep the tea insulated and warm while it brews. The sinister Terrorist Teapot, on the other hand, wears a black balaclava ski mask tea cozy instead.

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Mohawk Drink Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:53:04 -0500

Unlike a boring old helmet, this hat looks like a head with a punk-inspired mohawk hairstyle with two cupholders hanging off each side.

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Official Movie Magazine - Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 05 May 2008 08:03:03 -0500

Over 100 pages of full-color whip-snapping never-before-seen photographs, articles, interviews, behind-the-scenes info and more! Just like the old days of cool collectible movie magazines.

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Hawaiian Shirts For Dogs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:02:02 -0500

Your dog will be the life of the party with this set of 3 Hawaiian shirts with different tropical prints.

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Mini Leprechaun Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 09:39:43 -0500

If you are ever lucky enough to capture a real live leprechaun and you still can't get him to reveal the secret location of his pot o' gold, then simply steal his cool little lucky hat instead.

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Kitty Wigs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 09:14:19 -0600

Cats only pretend to hate being dressed up, because deep down they feel sexy, especially when they're wearing a glamorous Kitty Wig. lol

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Genuine Indiana Jones Fedora Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 23:20:55 -0600

This fur felt fedora is faithfully styled after the wide-brimmed hat worn by Dr. Henry Indiana Jones, Jr., famed archeologist and adventurer from the Indiana Jones trilogy.

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Miniature Hat and Scarf Hand Knitted Bottle Toppers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 16:01:54 -0500

Keep wine and liquor bottles cozy this winter with miniature hats and scarves.

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Inflatable Cowboy Riding on Horse Illusion Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 12:25:53 -0500

Your legs are the horse's back legs and you simply stand straight up, so it appears that the three-dimensional inflatable horse is bucking. Around your waist are two inflatable legs wearing jeans and cowboy boots to complete the illusion.

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Burger King - Creepy King Halloween Mask

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:20:56 -0500

This sure is a Whopper of a Halloween mask! This full over the head latex mask is a replica of the one seen on TV with the oversized face and attached crown. One-size fits most adults.

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Baby Lamb Blanket

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 13:17:41 -0500

Not only will your baby look like a cute little lamb, they will also be extra warm and comfortable in this silky-soft 100% polyester swaddling blanket. Very, very cute.

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Medieval Chainmail T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 19:42:06 -0500

A real lightweight t-shirt forged from thousands of anodized aluminum metal rings. Chainmail is definitely the new black!

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Inflatable Wrap Around Snake Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:20:12 -0500

Halloween costumes have gone high-tech and three-dimensional with the use of mini blower fans to allow them to inflate. This cool, yet unfriendly, green and red spotted reptilian constrictor simply hangs over your shoulders and self-inflates in seconds to create a really humorous effect.

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Bear Cub Baby Blanket

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 14:26:18 -0500

Instantly transform your cute little baby into an even cuter baby bear cub!

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Ninja Bunny Mask w/ Secret Pockets Hidden in the Ears

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 03 May 2007 13:15:25 -0500

The Ninja Bunny Mask is not meant for real bunnies, even though those poor furry critters certainly could use the gift of stealth. No, it's a cool ninja mask with added bunny ears meant for a certain few to don on the blackest of nights while sneaking around their backyards apparantly insane. Usually, they are then detected by a real Ninja and killed.

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Spooky Ghost Towel

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 13:51:11 -0500

The Spooky Ghost Towel seems like an innocent regular looking 100% cotton bath towel. However it hides a secret that you won't uncover until you throw it over your head while drying your hair and notice it has two eye holes cut out and you see yourself in the bathroom mirror in all your scary ghostlike glory. From here you could simply have as laugh and finish drying your hair or fall completely under the towel's spell and roam the hallways of your home for eternity looking for your clothes. Cool towel.

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Medieval Dungeon Keys

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 17:49:24 -0500

We are always looking for the coolest stuff to share with you, no matter how strange or unusual. Today, we found a wicked set of Dungeon Keys! What will you do with them? Who knows, but for only $12.98, you can add an entire set of 5 antiqued metal dungeon keys to your keychain. This key is for my car, this for my home, this one opens the dungeon...

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Baby Toupees - Make Your Baby Look Like a Celebrity!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 02 Sep 2006 05:01:17 -0500

I think the market is closing in fast and all of the last missing niche products have finally been realized. Yes, they now make toupees for bald babies and I'm actually surprised no one thought of this sooner. Baby Toupees would make great Halloween costumes for the little ones as well. I have to admit it, they are funny, but the babies are going to hate you when they grow up and see the photos of them dressed up to resemble Donald Trump, Samuel L. Jackson, Lil Kim or Bob Marley. lol

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Black Bars - Censor Bar Glasses

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 07 Jul 2006 01:06:00 -0500

Everyone who has ever watched television knows about those black bars they add across people's eyes when they wish to remain "completely" anonymous. Well now you can be anonymous all the time with a pair of Black Bars - Censor Bar Glasses!

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