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Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:32:02 -0600

After your Thanksgiving turkey feast, prepare yourself for the traditional couch nap by slipping into something more comfortable like this cool new Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt!

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Drib - Driving Bib Prevents Drips and Spills

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:19:03 -0500

Driving bib for hungry professional commuters, the notoriously clumsy and fashionable ones eating on the go!

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Beard Head Winter Caps

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:56:16 -0500

Now everyone can enjoy the comfort and warmth of a full on beard this winter with these funny caps with huge beards and removable woven mustaches!

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Reversible Noose Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:04:46 -0500

One side features a normal professional black tie and on the other a morbid print of a deadly rope noose.

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Super Mario Bros. Mario Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 13:58:58 -0500

This infamous red cap is sure to bring you plenty of good luck when you're battling through the Mushroom Kingdom trying to save the Princess from evil Bowser!

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Stuffed Dinosaur Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:14:29 -0500

Monstrously cool dinosaur hat, decorated with stuffed spikes on top and connected to a long spiked tail!

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Rock On, Rock Off - Glow-in-the-Dark T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 01:29:37 -0500

In the daylight, the lighter on the shirt stays off, but when the lights go down and the crowd is lost in the music, the glow-in-the-dark ink lights up in a gesture of true flickering appreciation.

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Ionic Closet Purifier

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 09:16:51 -0500

Compact and noiseless device neutralizes and eliminates odors in a closet or small room quickly and naturally using advanced plasma breeze technology!

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Shirt Button Spy Video Camera

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:02:29 -0500

An ingenious micro video camera that is discreetly disguised as a standard shirt button!

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Pirate Captain Octopus T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:01:10 -0500

A pirate is cool, an octopus is cool and if you combine them, you get the even cooler and much more deadly Pirate Captain Octopus T-Shirt!

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Franklinstein T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:45:42 -0500

Excerpt: They laid Ben Franklin's dead body out on a gurney, re-installed the stolen brain, implanted lightning rod bolts in his neck, tied a string to the bolts and flew a kite with a metal key attached on the other end...

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Paper Beats Rock T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:59:58 -0500

Rock crushes scissors, scissors cuts paper, paper wraps rock, but never trust paper, because it can fly!

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Samurai Underwear

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 13:56:54 -0500

A little bit of extra armor is always welcome down below and these warrior underwear are styled after actual armor designs of famous Japanese shogun and samurai.

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Communist Party T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:59:04 -0500

The Communist party isn't just a radical ideology, it's also a social movement that likes to, well, party!

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Cannibal Marshmallows T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 11:00:56 -0500

They eat their own!

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Nosferatu T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:25:37 -0500

Before there was Count Dracula and Count Chocula, there was Count Orlock in one of the first real horror movies, Nosferatu!

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Power Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:29:11 -0500

Stylish silk tie patterned with the ultimate in symbols of power, the actual universal power symbol for electronics and computers!

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Broken Image T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:08:29 -0500

When you wake up in the morning and feel like you're just failing to load, put on this funny t-shirt.

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Nuclear Evolution T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:54:43 -0500

That old Evolution of Man diagram will need to be updated soon and the funny new Nuclear Evolution T-Shirt looks to be on par for where we're headed.

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Pinata's Revenge T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:44:35 -0500

What if those innocent candy-filled pinatas revolted and sought their bloody revenge on the evil partygoers?

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I Heart Bacon T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:58:36 -0500

If you're a bacon lover, a connoisseur of swine or a pig enthusiast, then show your true devotion to this tasty pork treat while wearing this cool new shirt.

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Liquor is Quicker T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:27:18 -0500

What can I say, this funny Liquor is Quicker T-Shirt made me laugh.

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SUP - UPS Parody T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 10:39:20 -0500

Ironically, UPS will be delivering this cool SUP shirt right to your door.

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o_O Anonymous Twitter Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:49:44 -0500

Stay anonymous in the real world while annoying the online one with endless Twitter updates as you wear the Twitterific o_O Twitter T-Shirt!

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Bloody Butcher's Apron

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 26 May 2009 19:05:08 -0500

This 100% cotton apron is covered in fake, yet very realistic, blood stains that will never wash out.

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Nom Nom Nom Baby Bib

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 07 May 2009 19:24:18 -0500

This funny new baby bib features a cute little sandwich that says Nom Nom Nom, which you'll find hilarious or you won't.

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Dart Coat Hooks

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 08:04:48 -0500

These darts aren't ordinary darts, they're sturdy stainless steel darts tipped with screws that double as a coat hooks.

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Outset Leather Grill Apron

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:51:40 -0500

If you absolutely must wear an apron to protect your clothes from spitting sausages, hot burger grease and BBQ sauce splatters while grilling this summer, look no further than the cool new Outset Leather Grill Apron.

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Canine Styles - Puffer Dog Coat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 17:32:07 -0600

This new Puffer coat for dogs is designed for winter warmth and comfort with a snow and water proof soft outer shell and lining.

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Arcade Game Ties - Asteroids, Pong, Tetris and Space Invaders

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:58:40 -0600

You're sure to get a high score in fashion when you combine the classic necktie with classic arcade games like Asteroids, Pon, Tetris and Space Invaders for these cool new Arcade Game Ties.

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Smittens - Romantic Mittens For Holding Hands

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 04:00:40 -0600

Smittens are mittens specially designed so that two people can hold hands inside of one mitten.

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Keg Line Polo Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:08:33 -0600

A funny and inexpensive alternative to the high and mighty alligator and horse themed designer shirts. Rather than a snooty animal logo, there is a little keg instead.

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Bacon Scarf

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 05:58:27 -0600

This succulent red and white scarf is made of 100% soft and lightweight acrylic and looks exactly like a slab of real bacon wrapped around your neck. It features inverted colors on the reverse side for a leaner cut and even comes beautifully wrapped in butcher paper.

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Money Laundry Bag

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 09:14:24 -0600

This cool new laundry bag won't help you launder any dirty money, but it will hold all your dirty clothes. This 100% cotton laundry tote looks like a giant money bag with printed dollar symbols on two sides and has a chromed plastic cinch.

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Microplane Cut-Resistant Kitchen Gloves

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 07:52:00 -0600

This seamless, cut-resistant wire-free knit glove has an incredibly fine steel core to your hands when you work closely with sharp kitchen tools like knives, cheese graters, mandolins and more.

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Barbarian Viking Knitted Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:39:12 -0600

Whip up and sport this crocheted cap for role-playing, Halloween, cheering on your favorite Vikings team or around town for a laugh or two.

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Knitted Turkey Baby Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 00:25:47 -0600

When traveling this Thanksgiving, be sure bundle up your baby and keep their head nice and warm with this funny new Knitted Turkey Baby Hat. It's not exactly for sale, but the creator is offering up the pattern for free if you or someone else has any knitting skills.

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COOL CATALOG - Medieval Weapon Art Catalog

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 05:46:41 -0600

Party like it's 1599 - Step back into an earlier time with precision replicas of Renaissance and medieval weapons, Renaissance clothing, and fantasy collectible knives and swords.

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Drooly Bibs - Slobber-Proof Inside to Keep Baby Dry

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:16:00 -0500

Fashionably funny slobber-shaped waterproof bib keeps a baby nice and dry.

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Temperature Sweater

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 16:42:16 -0500

This snug, fleece sweater sports a radiant yet discreet temperature-display on each sleeve.

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HowTie - Instructional Necktie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:13:00 -0500

At first glance it appears to be a stylish tie hand-crafted from 100% silk twill with a euro-chic 3" width. If you look closer though, the unique pattern is what sets this tie apart from all the rest. The instructions on how to tie the tie are included right on the tie like a cheat sheet.

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Dress For Dinner Napkins

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:45:34 -0500

Each of these quality 3-ply paper napkins has an elegant necktie printed on them so you can quickly tuck it into your shirt like a bib.

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When Birds Attack Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:18:53 -0500

A really creative, unique and funny Halloween costume based on Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds. This one size fits most women costume includes a green dress with a coordinating belt, a matching jacket with black birds attached, 2 wristbands with more black birds attached and an attacking bird headpiece.

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Grey Octopus Tee

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 13:36:14 -0500

If you've always wanted a t-shirt with a cool octopus on it, you can't go wrong with the amazing Grey Octopus Tee by Dead Worry.

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Terrorist Teapot - Evil Teapot with Ski Mask Tea Cosy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:39:47 -0500

A tea cozy is an embroidered cover for teapots that helps keep the tea insulated and warm while it brews. The sinister Terrorist Teapot, on the other hand, wears a black balaclava ski mask tea cozy instead.

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Mohawk Drink Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:53:04 -0500

Unlike a boring old helmet, this hat looks like a head with a punk-inspired mohawk hairstyle with two cupholders hanging off each side.

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Dripstik - Catches Drips From Popsicles and Ice Cream Cones

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 27 May 2008 17:03:03 -0500

A cool new invention that catches drips from melting popsicles and ice cream cones. One side holds popsicles and other frozen treats on sticks and the other side holds all sizes and varieties of ice cream cones. As the frozen desserts begin to melt away, it collects and contains all the drippings and is simple to clean afterwards, just toss in the dishwasher.

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Oakley Medusa Hat and Goggles

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:31:53 -0600

Greek mythology taught us that by simply looking at Medusa, a monstrous woman with snakes for hair, would turn you to stone. Well, good luck taking your eyes off the ultimate in apolocalyptic apparel, the Oakley Medusa Hat and Goggles.

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Kitty Wigs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 09:14:19 -0600

Cats only pretend to hate being dressed up, because deep down they feel sexy, especially when they're wearing a glamorous Kitty Wig. lol

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NFL Helmet Hats

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 14:03:12 -0500

Stay warm and show your team spirit! Be a part of the team with the NFL Helmet Hat.

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