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Chewbacca Wookiee Slippers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:02:47 -0600

Unfortunately, these furry slippers aren't made from real Wookiee fur (or even Ewok), at least I don't think so, but do have Chewbacca's fuzzy head on the front of them.

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Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:32:02 -0600

After your Thanksgiving turkey feast, prepare yourself for the traditional couch nap by slipping into something more comfortable like this cool new Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt!

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Drib - Driving Bib Prevents Drips and Spills

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:19:03 -0500

Driving bib for hungry professional commuters, the notoriously clumsy and fashionable ones eating on the go!

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Reversible Noose Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:04:46 -0500

One side features a normal professional black tie and on the other a morbid print of a deadly rope noose.

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Rock On, Rock Off - Glow-in-the-Dark T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 01:29:37 -0500

In the daylight, the lighter on the shirt stays off, but when the lights go down and the crowd is lost in the music, the glow-in-the-dark ink lights up in a gesture of true flickering appreciation.

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Ionic Closet Purifier

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 09:16:51 -0500

Compact and noiseless device neutralizes and eliminates odors in a closet or small room quickly and naturally using advanced plasma breeze technology!

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Shirt Button Spy Video Camera

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:02:29 -0500

An ingenious micro video camera that is discreetly disguised as a standard shirt button!

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Pirate Captain Octopus T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:01:10 -0500

A pirate is cool, an octopus is cool and if you combine them, you get the even cooler and much more deadly Pirate Captain Octopus T-Shirt!

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Franklinstein T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:45:42 -0500

Excerpt: They laid Ben Franklin's dead body out on a gurney, re-installed the stolen brain, implanted lightning rod bolts in his neck, tied a string to the bolts and flew a kite with a metal key attached on the other end...

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Paper Beats Rock T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:59:58 -0500

Rock crushes scissors, scissors cuts paper, paper wraps rock, but never trust paper, because it can fly!

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Samurai Underwear

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 13:56:54 -0500

A little bit of extra armor is always welcome down below and these warrior underwear are styled after actual armor designs of famous Japanese shogun and samurai.

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Communist Party T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:59:04 -0500

The Communist party isn't just a radical ideology, it's also a social movement that likes to, well, party!

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Cannibal Marshmallows T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 11:00:56 -0500

They eat their own!

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Nosferatu T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:25:37 -0500

Before there was Count Dracula and Count Chocula, there was Count Orlock in one of the first real horror movies, Nosferatu!

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Power Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:29:11 -0500

Stylish silk tie patterned with the ultimate in symbols of power, the actual universal power symbol for electronics and computers!

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Broken Image T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:08:29 -0500

When you wake up in the morning and feel like you're just failing to load, put on this funny t-shirt.

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Nuclear Evolution T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:54:43 -0500

That old Evolution of Man diagram will need to be updated soon and the funny new Nuclear Evolution T-Shirt looks to be on par for where we're headed.

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Pinata's Revenge T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:44:35 -0500

What if those innocent candy-filled pinatas revolted and sought their bloody revenge on the evil partygoers?

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I Heart Bacon T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:58:36 -0500

If you're a bacon lover, a connoisseur of swine or a pig enthusiast, then show your true devotion to this tasty pork treat while wearing this cool new shirt.

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Liquor is Quicker T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:27:18 -0500

What can I say, this funny Liquor is Quicker T-Shirt made me laugh.

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SUP - UPS Parody T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 10:39:20 -0500

Ironically, UPS will be delivering this cool SUP shirt right to your door.

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o_O Anonymous Twitter Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:49:44 -0500

Stay anonymous in the real world while annoying the online one with endless Twitter updates as you wear the Twitterific o_O Twitter T-Shirt!

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Sad Rhino T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 14 May 2009 16:56:46 -0500

Rhinos, horns and volleyballs just don't mix!

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Nom Nom Nom Baby Bib

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 07 May 2009 19:24:18 -0500

This funny new baby bib features a cute little sandwich that says Nom Nom Nom, which you'll find hilarious or you won't.

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Ghost Catcher T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 04 May 2009 16:25:27 -0500

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? Pac-Man!?

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Self Propelled Suitcase

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:50:29 -0500

The first of its kind, this is the self-propelled luggage that automatically provides power assistance when you encounter inclines or are straining to roll the luggage.

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Dart Coat Hooks

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 08:04:48 -0500

These darts aren't ordinary darts, they're sturdy stainless steel darts tipped with screws that double as a coat hooks.

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Arcade Game Ties - Asteroids, Pong, Tetris and Space Invaders

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:58:40 -0600

You're sure to get a high score in fashion when you combine the classic necktie with classic arcade games like Asteroids, Pon, Tetris and Space Invaders for these cool new Arcade Game Ties.

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Smittens - Romantic Mittens For Holding Hands

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 04:00:40 -0600

Smittens are mittens specially designed so that two people can hold hands inside of one mitten.

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Funny T-Shirt - Owls Are Assholes!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:30:39 -0600

This is the funniest and possibly stupidest t-shirt I have ever seen!

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Keg Line Polo Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:08:33 -0600

A funny and inexpensive alternative to the high and mighty alligator and horse themed designer shirts. Rather than a snooty animal logo, there is a little keg instead.

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Bacon Scarf

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 05:58:27 -0600

This succulent red and white scarf is made of 100% soft and lightweight acrylic and looks exactly like a slab of real bacon wrapped around your neck. It features inverted colors on the reverse side for a leaner cut and even comes beautifully wrapped in butcher paper.

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Money Laundry Bag

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 09:14:24 -0600

This cool new laundry bag won't help you launder any dirty money, but it will hold all your dirty clothes. This 100% cotton laundry tote looks like a giant money bag with printed dollar symbols on two sides and has a chromed plastic cinch.

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Microplane Cut-Resistant Kitchen Gloves

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 07:52:00 -0600

This seamless, cut-resistant wire-free knit glove has an incredibly fine steel core to your hands when you work closely with sharp kitchen tools like knives, cheese graters, mandolins and more.

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Medieval Steel Gauntlets

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:13:49 -0600

These two thick polished steel gauntlets are the ultimate in medieval hand protection!

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Drooly Bibs - Slobber-Proof Inside to Keep Baby Dry

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:16:00 -0500

Fashionably funny slobber-shaped waterproof bib keeps a baby nice and dry.

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HowTie - Instructional Necktie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:13:00 -0500

At first glance it appears to be a stylish tie hand-crafted from 100% silk twill with a euro-chic 3" width. If you look closer though, the unique pattern is what sets this tie apart from all the rest. The instructions on how to tie the tie are included right on the tie like a cheat sheet.

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Dress For Dinner Napkins

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:45:34 -0500

Each of these quality 3-ply paper napkins has an elegant necktie printed on them so you can quickly tuck it into your shirt like a bib.

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Grey Octopus Tee

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 13:36:14 -0500

If you've always wanted a t-shirt with a cool octopus on it, you can't go wrong with the amazing Grey Octopus Tee by Dead Worry.

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Bad Moon T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:07:13 -0500

While werewolves may only live in the legendary tales told around campfires, they can still be idolized with these cool new Bad Moon T-Shirts created by the Ames Bros.

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Funny T-Shirt - Good-Bye Elliot

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 16:00:05 -0500

E.T. Pwn3d home.

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Mohawk Drink Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:53:04 -0500

Unlike a boring old helmet, this hat looks like a head with a punk-inspired mohawk hairstyle with two cupholders hanging off each side.

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Baby Bjorn Soft Bib - Scoop Catches Mess

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:03:02 -0500

Unlike most baby bibs, this one features a deep pocket scoop in the front to catch most food spills, drool, dribbles, etc. This extra soft bib is ergonomically designed to fit a child's body and features an adjustable opening with soft beads around the neck. Clean-up is easy as well, since it's made from a dishwasher safe and easy to rinse clean, PVC-free material. Very inventive and simple.

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USB Air Conditioned Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:57:43 -0500

The USB Air Conditioned Shirt is a fantastic invention for hot days! USB-powered fans blow fresh air into the shirt. Great for any hot office or room, or even for portable action with a laptop or other device.

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Dripstik - Catches Drips From Popsicles and Ice Cream Cones

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 27 May 2008 17:03:03 -0500

A cool new invention that catches drips from melting popsicles and ice cream cones. One side holds popsicles and other frozen treats on sticks and the other side holds all sizes and varieties of ice cream cones. As the frozen desserts begin to melt away, it collects and contains all the drippings and is simple to clean afterwards, just toss in the dishwasher.

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Balanzza Digital Luggage Scale

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:47:46 -0500

The next time you travel by airline, check the weight of your luggage beforehand and avoid overweight fees with this cool new digital luggage scale.

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Hawaiian Shirts For Dogs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:02:02 -0500

Your dog will be the life of the party with this set of 3 Hawaiian shirts with different tropical prints.

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Funny T-Shirt - Emperor's Club VIP Client #9

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0500

All ex-Governor of New York Eliot Spitzer got was this lousy t-shirt!

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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Theatrical Poster

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:40:43 -0500

The official Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Teaser Poster has just been released and features all new artwork by legendary artist Drew Struzan.

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Bumps-Be-Gone Flexible Hangers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:55:56 -0600

No more wire hangers!!!

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