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Farina 1709 - Original Eau De Cologne

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 05:47:00 -0500

The term Eau De Cologne has become the generic way to say cologne, but in reality it's a legendary perfume that originated in Cologne, Germany and has been produced since 1709 by Italian perfume maker Giovanni Maria Farina.

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Frankenstein Vase

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:35:11 -0500

This fun ceramic vase is designed to look like the monster's greenish severed hand and is posed to hold all your favorite roseless stems, dead flowers, weeds and more!

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Aromasteam - Full Body Portable Steam Sauna

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:27:46 -0500

This full body portable steam sauna easily sets up anywhere in only 10 minutes for a relaxing spa-quality experience in your own home!

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Franklinstein T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:45:42 -0500

Excerpt: They laid Ben Franklin's dead body out on a gurney, re-installed the stolen brain, implanted lightning rod bolts in his neck, tied a string to the bolts and flew a kite with a metal key attached on the other end...

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OSIM uCrown 2 - Ultimate Head Massager

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 12:58:58 -0500

Enjoy the ultimate head and scalp massage anytime, with patented air pressure technology, vibration, magnetic therapy, heat and music.

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Sit-To-Walkstation Treadmill Desk - Sit, Stand or Walk!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 16:59:13 -0500

This innovative and paradigm-shifting office workstation is the first of its kind to combine an electric height-adjustable desk with a low speed commercial grade treadmill.

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iSee360 - Electronic Eye and Temple Massager

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 12:01:01 -0500

This electronic massager soothes pressure points around your temples, forehead, and eyes, relieving sinus pressure and alleviating headaches without the use of medication.

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Life Clock

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:01:01 -0500

A limited edition modified Karlsson Clock with the clock mechanism slowed down by a factor of 61320, so each number represents one year.

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MaxView Body Fat Analyzer Scale - Easiest To Read Digital Scale

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 03:24:31 -0500

Largest digital scale readout available that in addition to precise weight measurement, uses bioelectrical impedance analysis to calculate body fat percentage, body water, muscle mass, body mass index, and basal metabolic rate, providing important data that helps you maintain a healthy lifestyle.

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Disembodied Hand Wrist Rest

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:31:24 -0500

Terrifyingly realistic foam wrist-rest in the shape of a disembodied hand!

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Franken Stein - The Ultimate Stein!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:44:12 -0500

This Halloween, the ultimate stein for holding your favorite bubbling spiked beverage concoction is the Franken Stein monster mug of course!

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Dissolving Soap, Body Wash and Shampoo Sheets

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:17:32 -0500

These convenient, extremely compact and TSA carry-on compliant toiletry sheets dissolve instantly in water and are just as effective at cleaning as the real thing.

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Giant Lifesized Scarecrow

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:46:02 -0500

This Lifesized Scarecrow is sure to keep those pesky crows out of your yard this Halloween and frighten the trick-or-treaters as well.

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Hanging Cocooned Man and Spider Larva Balls

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:14:58 -0500

A fine addition to your front porch this Halloween to get the trick-or-treaters wrapped up in fright. This realistic ready to hang prop looks like the victim got a little too close to the evil giant arachnids and was cocooned to be served as a meal later.

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SpaCapsule - Dry Water Jet Massager And Sensory Soother

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:48:14 -0500

SpaCapsule is a self-contained, full body massage system, aroma-therapy unit, audio and video entertainment system packaged into one futuristic capsule-shaped relaxation station.

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Clue - Deluxe Three-Dimensional Edition

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 13 May 2008 08:03:03 -0500

This is the ultimate version of the same game you loved as a kid, but it doesn't have to be put away in-between games. It features a gorgeous wooden game box with nine precision detailed and furnished sunken rooms, sealed with a non-removable tempered glass lid. This is the luxury version poor Mr. Boddy would have had on display in his stately Tudor Mansion, before he was murdered!

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PowerLung - Increases Lung Capacity and Improves Breathing

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 14:02:10 -0600

PowerLung is an easy to use, hand-held product proven by independent clinical studies to increase lung capacity and improve your breathing so you can race faster, dive deeper, perform longer, exercise easier, and, overall, breathe better.

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OSIM iDesire - World's First Intelligent Full Body Massage Chair

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:24:51 -0500

Enjoy the most complete full-body massage ever.

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Hanging Harry Light Pull

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:34:01 -0500

Most closets still have lights with pull strings attached instead of switches. Well convert that old pull string into a hangman's noose with the Hanging Harry Light Pull. At the end of the rope is poor dead Harry, forever hanging by his neck and assisting you with turning on the lights. Morbid? Yes. Funny? Absolutely!

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Blood Puddle Pillows

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 10 May 2007 18:10:50 -0500

Looking for the ultimate in sick twisted pillow designs? Well, who knows, maybe you are. Blood Puddle Pillows by artist Keetra Dean Dixon are unique pillows that give the fun illusion that you've been brutally murdered, probably a head shot, and left in a puddle of your own blood. Unbeknownst to others though, you are quite alive, happy and slumbering peacefully. These pillows do have one drawback that will usually prevent you from getting a full nap and that is when your discoverer begins screaming in absolute terror and police and neighbors swarm in. It's just hard to sleep with that kind of racket going on. These cool pillows would also go great with the equally macabre, sick and twisted Body Bag Bean Bag Chair!

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Philips Norelco Bodygroom - Gain that Extra Optical Inch!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 16:12:50 -0600

Guys, there's no way I can even attempt to sell this product any better than the guy in the video below. Scroll down, watch it and learn how now, you too can now shave everywhere and gain that Extra Optical Inch. Looks like a great solution to the overgrown twig and berries problem, but this ad is a classic.

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Dead Comfy - Body Bag Bean Bags

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 15 Oct 2006 03:37:14 -0500

The most evil twisted bean bag chair ever invented!

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