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Bloody Hands

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:24:37 -0500

This pair of realistic bloody hand clings are the perfect finishing touch to your Halloween decorations or can be used much more effectively as frightening pranks.

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Bamboo Skeleton Wind Chimes

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 10:39:39 -0500

You know it's Fall when you can feel the crisp, cool air, smell the burning bonfires, see the beautiful color leaves and hear the eerie sounds of clattering bones from this creepy new Bamboo Skeleton Wind Chime!

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Dripping Blood Tablecloth

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 02:28:17 -0500

This blood drenched decorative table cover looks like it was used during a brutal dismemberment, with a gory blood-red top and more blood splattered and dripping down the sides!

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Frankenstein Head Container

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:00:59 -0500

Simply lift up the scalp/lid and fill up the cranium with your favorite Halloween candy, cookies or other treats.

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Frankenstein Vase

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:35:11 -0500

This fun ceramic vase is designed to look like the monster's greenish severed hand and is posed to hold all your favorite roseless stems, dead flowers, weeds and more!

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Skeleton Oven Mitt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 08:42:16 -0500

Sure the scary bones of the skeleton hand make for spooky kitchen decor, but they also serve as a grisly reminder what searing heat can do to your flesh!

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Franklinstein T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:45:42 -0500

Excerpt: They laid Ben Franklin's dead body out on a gurney, re-installed the stolen brain, implanted lightning rod bolts in his neck, tied a string to the bolts and flew a kite with a metal key attached on the other end...

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FREE - Nature Biotechnology Magazine

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 01:30:40 -0500

The science and business of biotechnology.

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Ominous Blinking Eyes - Use Electroluminescent Technology

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 23:53:58 -0500

This Halloween or anytime of the year, give trick-or-treaters the evil eye as they approach your home with these cool new Ominous Blinking Eyes!

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Evidence Chef's Knife

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 09:23:16 -0600

Do things sometimes get a little dramatic in your kitchen? Then here's the perfect accessory to the crime - an 8" stainless chef's knife with a fired-on, food-safe design that's right out of a CSI episode. Individual gift-boxes complete with official evidence tag.

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Disembodied Hand Wrist Rest

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:31:24 -0500

Terrifyingly realistic foam wrist-rest in the shape of a disembodied hand!

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Giant Inflatable Halloween Haunted Castle - Stands 12' Tall!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:25:00 -0500

This massive 12 foot tall inflatable haunted castle will look stunning on your front lawn this Halloween as you make the trick-or-treaters venture through it on a frightening adventure to find their treats. It's doors are guarded by the Grim Reaper, a creepy haunted tree and a deadly knight in armor standing in the tower. As your victims pass through the entryway of scary skulls, tombstones and lanterns, they will then need to survive through a three room castle filled with spooky ghosts, bats and strobe light effects synchronized with realistic creepy sounds before finally exiting.

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Franken Stein - The Ultimate Stein!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:44:12 -0500

This Halloween, the ultimate stein for holding your favorite bubbling spiked beverage concoction is the Franken Stein monster mug of course!

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Mummy Stein

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:03:32 -0500

This Halloween, quench your thirst for blood or other fine beverage with a spooky new Mummy Stein. This oversized ceramic mummy head mug is nearly 6 inches tall, 5 inches wide and much cooler to drink from than the regular boring plastic party cups.

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Spooky Soap Bones

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 16:37:09 -0500

There's no better way to wash your hands during the season of the witch than with these spooky Soap Bones. Yes, the creepy Halloween decorative accents have finally found their way into the bathroom too.

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7' Inflatable Freddy Krueger

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 12:30:32 -0500

The nightmares of elm street can now be on your street this Halloween when you place this massive 7' Inflatable Freddy Krueger in front of your house.

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Hanging Cocooned Man and Spider Larva Balls

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:14:58 -0500

A fine addition to your front porch this Halloween to get the trick-or-treaters wrapped up in fright. This realistic ready to hang prop looks like the victim got a little too close to the evil giant arachnids and was cocooned to be served as a meal later.

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Clue - Deluxe Three-Dimensional Edition

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 13 May 2008 08:03:03 -0500

This is the ultimate version of the same game you loved as a kid, but it doesn't have to be put away in-between games. It features a gorgeous wooden game box with nine precision detailed and furnished sunken rooms, sealed with a non-removable tempered glass lid. This is the luxury version poor Mr. Boddy would have had on display in his stately Tudor Mansion, before he was murdered!

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Wellness Shower Filter - Anti-Aging Shower System

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:13:33 -0600

A long-lasting filter for your shower that not only removes chlorine, bacteria, cysts, heavy metals, sediment, many chemicals and other impurities from the water supply, it also increases the dissolved oxygen, re-ionizes it for an enhanced antioxidant effect and adds healthy, trace amounts of silica, potassium and magnesium for healthier skin and hair too.

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Hocus Poke Us - Death-Defying Toothpick Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 00:56:25 -0600

Never again will you have to clean your teeth with a mere pointy wooden stick, but with a metallic silver plastic sword pulled from the victim, er brave audience volunteer trapped in a magic wooden box.

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Lifesize Egyptian Anubis Sculpture - The Grand Ruler

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:20:51 -0600

At over eight feet tall, the grand ruler lifesize Anubis sculpture is ready to protect your Egyptian palace!

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Throwzini's Knife Block - Spinning Wheel of Death for Cutlery

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 16:36:26 -0600

Now you can have all the sheer excitement and certain danger of a circus knife throwing act right in your very own kitchen. This unique knife block comes with 5 stainless steel razor sharp professional chef knives that are stored around the body of an "assistant" and held securely in place by magnets in each individual protective knife sheath. Best of all, it actually spins!

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Fall of the Damned - Lampshade From Hell

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:43:23 -0600

If you are on the lookout for the ultimate in epic lampshades, today is your lucky day. Designer Luc Merx has created a lampshade he calls the Fall of the Damned. The lampshade depicts a mass of naked bodies, all fused together, falling into the fiery pits of Hell in pure burning agony.

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Menacing Mummy Window Poster

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 21:58:48 -0500

Bring your house to life as you scare passers-by to death with this full-color translucent poly-film Menacing Mummy Window Poster.

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Inflatable Halloween Haunted House

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 11:46:11 -0500

Trick-or-treaters will love making their way through the biggest haunted castle on the block.

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Lifesized Wrapped Mummy Statues

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 10:48:05 -0500

This Life-Sized Wrapped Mummy Statue is very realistic, very creepy and loads of fun!

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5-Foot Tall Animated Frankenstein's Monster!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:30:57 -0500

This is the 5' tall animated figure of the cinematic vision of Frankenstein's monster that moves its arms, twists its hips, and plays music from the integral speaker in its base when activated by its internal motion detector.

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Psycho Mother Shower Curtain

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 23:50:45 -0500

I just got this odd craving to run out, grab some Taco Bell and go rent all the Psycho movies for a little horror movie marathon. There really is nothing better than late night tacos and nachos, rum drinks and horror movies with friends. I haven't seen good old Norman Bates and er, Mother, terrorize travellers at the Bates Motel in years. Maybe I shouldn't hang this cool Psycho Mother Shower Curtain anytime soon now. Awesome.

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Dead Fred - Morbid Pen Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 08 Dec 2006 15:19:41 -0600

Here's a fun and truly morbid way to never lose a pen again, the Dead Fred Pen Holder. You see Fred is dead because you stuck your pen through his heart.

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Haunted Portraits - Scary Transforming Works of Art

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 14 Feb 2005 17:10:00 -0600

Remember Disney's Haunted Mansion and those creepy paintings on the wall that transformed into the undead? Well, now you can have your very own Haunted Portrait to shock and surprise your guests. These scary works of art change before your very eyes as you walk past them and require no electricity or batteries.

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