The Green Head - The coolest stuff about Bizarre

Slice Solutions Brownie Pan

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 05:28:49 -0500

The ultimate solution for all you brownie lovers out there who just can't seem to master slicing with a knife.

Magnetic Soap Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 05:01:53 -0500

Suspends a bar of soap in mid-air to not only extend the life of the soap, but also to prevent the nasty soap scum that builds up in the bottom of a soap dish.

Gentle Wave Lounge Chair - Floating on Water Simulator

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:37:57 -0500

This chair simulates the feeling of floating on water by gently undulating and pitching, while rocking you side to side and back and forth.

Ceci - Broken Lightbulb High-Powered LED Lamp

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:44:42 -0500

It may look like a broken lightbulb, but that's only an illusion. It is actually a high-powered LED bulb with a hand-blown heat-resistant Pyrex broken bulb lampshade around it.

Tab A/B - Ashtray Vase or Planter

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 08:30:23 -0500

Designer Vitamin has come up with a interesting way to conceal and camouflage this nasty habit with the cool new Tab A and Tab B ashtrays. Tab A combines an ashtray bottom with a vase that sits on top. Tab B is the same, but has has a planter cover instead.

Terrorist Teapot - Evil Teapot with Ski Mask Tea Cosy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:39:47 -0500

A tea cozy is an embroidered cover for teapots that helps keep the tea insulated and warm while it brews. The sinister Terrorist Teapot, on the other hand, wears a black balaclava ski mask tea cozy instead.

Air-Conditioned Seat Cushion

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 01:24:26 -0500

Place this innovative seat cushion on your chair, sit down and turn it on. A built-in fan generates a continuous flow of air through a grid of internal flexible spacers that allows a person to sit comfortably with no build-up of sweat or humidity within the cushion.

Fancy Plants - Miniature Gazing Ball Plant Ornament

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:22:06 -0500

This shrunk down iconic chromed blue lawn ball figurine is made of reinforced polystone and features a spiked base to hold it securely into the soil.

Tovolo - Perfect Egg Spatula

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:24:33 -0500

Thin spatula head slips easily under fragile foods like eggs, lifting and turning with precision and ease.

Lifesize Poltergeist Clown Replica!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:57:17 -0500

Although this isn't the actual clown featured in the movie, which is probably locked away in Steven Speilberg's office or something, it is a very faithfully recreated lifesize and complete full-sized replica that is sculpted, cut, stitched, sewn and painted by hand.

Pumpkin Tiki Torches

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:38:31 -0500

These evil flaming jack-o-lanterns are a cruel twist on traditional bamboo tiki torches and would be the ultimate scary props to line your walkway, lighting up the dead of night for your trick-or-treating victims.

Squeeze Me - Lemon Squeezer

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:17:07 -0500

Simply drop a lemon half into the bulb end, attach the spout and squeeze away. As the fragrant juice flows forth from the spout, all of the seeds and pulp are safely contained and held at bay by a built-in retainer.

Blomus - Utilo Lemon Squeezer

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 13:23:14 -0500

Lets you safely squeeze a lemon without getting squirted in the face, without all the rogue seeds and without having to slice it open.

Mini Gummy Bear Soap

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 20:27:55 -0500

Twenty five mini gummy bear soaps that look and smell just like real Gummy Bears!

Aquapict LED Illuminated Jellyfish Aquarium

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:41:32 -0500

Watch beautiful color-changing jellyfish swimming as they do in the deep sea, but none of them are real!

Lifesize Zombie Garden Sculpture

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:30:25 -0500

This scary undead lifesize zombie garden sculpture should provide more than enough fun both in and out of the garden!

Calf & Half - Udderly Irresistible Creamer

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 09:25:37 -0500

Like other creamers, this one holds milk or cream for your coffee or tea, but if you look closely you can see that this one features four cow udders to remind you of where cream actually comes from.

Black Knight Fireplace Tool Ensemble

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:50:06 -0500

This decorative foundry iron replica of the black knight has a halberd stand ready with a poker, broom, and shovel to service your fireplace on command.

Money to Burn - Fire Starters

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 06:12:27 -0500

Impress your friends as you light up fireplaces, campfires, backyard bonfires or alley garbage cans with wads of realistic rolled up hundred dollar bills. Unlike real cash, these faux benjamins are coated with a slow-burning wax that stay lit until your logs or kindling catch fire.

King Pepper Baseball Bat Pepper Grinders

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 12:55:05 -0500

These unique wooden pepper mills are inspired and shaped like real baseball bats, one is a miniature Junior version and the other is lifesize!

Torch - Lightbulb-Inspired Flashlight

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:24:22 -0500

The cool new Torch flashlight by designer Naoto Fukasawa is not your ordinary, everyday flashlight. It's uniquely designed to look like a portable lightbulb with a handle. Interesting and simple.

Mohawk Drink Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:53:04 -0500

Unlike a boring old helmet, this hat looks like a head with a punk-inspired mohawk hairstyle with two cupholders hanging off each side.

Facebank is Hungry for Coins!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:38:02 -0500

Place a coin in its mouth and watch in sheer amazement or maybe in terror as the mouth slowly chews up the coin and swallows it. Way creepy!

Heart-Shaped Cucumber Mold Set

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:59:50 -0500

Now you can geometrically alter nature's plans right in your very own garden with the cool new Heart-Shaped Cucumber Mold Set. Simply go out to your garden, slip these unique molds over the baby cucumbers. As they grow larger, they will be forced to grow into perfect heart shapes.

Black Tissues from Japan

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:50:33 -0500

I never knew I needed facial tissues to be in any color other than white, until I saw these cool new Black Tissues from Japan. Apparently, traditional white household items like paper towels, cotton swabs, toilet paper, toothpaste and more are now going dark in Japan.