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Santa Beer Cozy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:52:41 -0600

This festively fuzzy bottle sleeve is styled like Santa Claus' jolly red suit and even includes a matching Santa hat bottle topper!

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Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:32:02 -0600

After your Thanksgiving turkey feast, prepare yourself for the traditional couch nap by slipping into something more comfortable like this cool new Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt!

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New York Coffee Cup Trash Can

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 08:36:49 -0600

Massive replica of the original We Are Happy To Serve You coffee cups from New York that holds up to twenty regular-size cups and also doubles as a bank, planter and more!

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Toy Soldier Candle Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:01:09 -0600

This oversized plastic toy soldier holds a candle in his formerly grenade tossing hand. Interesting conversation piece during any romantic candlelit dinner.

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Star Wars Garden Jawas

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:42:53 -0600

Sorry, but garden gnomes are so 'A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...' and these cool new and very mischievous Star Wars Garden Jawas are in! Utinni!!!

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Zipper Cups

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:49:40 -0600

unique ceramic tea cups have a fun zipper design running up the side that's not quite fully zipped up, leaving a perfect spot to hang your tea bag string!

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Lump Of Coal Soap

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:33:34 -0600

This Christmas, send an old-fashioned message to all the naughty people in your life and stuff their stockings with this realistic Lump Of Coal Soap!

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Stuffed Horse Head Pillow

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:12:56 -0600

Send your frenemies a clear message when they wake up next to this Stuffed Horse Head Pillow!

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Bird Claw Bottle Stopper

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:01:55 -0600

Just insert this bird of prey's golden talon into the bottle's opening to keep it fresh and possibly lucky. Well, much luckier than an evil cursed monkey's paw bottle stopper at least.

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Drib - Driving Bib Prevents Drips and Spills

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:19:03 -0500

Driving bib for hungry professional commuters, the notoriously clumsy and fashionable ones eating on the go!

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Beard Head Winter Caps

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:56:16 -0500

Now everyone can enjoy the comfort and warmth of a full on beard this winter with these funny caps with huge beards and removable woven mustaches!

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Reversible Noose Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:04:46 -0500

One side features a normal professional black tie and on the other a morbid print of a deadly rope noose.

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Super Mario Bros. Mario Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 13:58:58 -0500

This infamous red cap is sure to bring you plenty of good luck when you're battling through the Mushroom Kingdom trying to save the Princess from evil Bowser!

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King Ah-Ah-Choo - Egyptian Tissue Box Cover

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:25:10 -0500

During the cold, flu and unstoppable, killer Swine Flu pandemic season, don't just sneeze in your elbow or wherever is trendy, simply reach for a tissue from this cool new King Ah-Ah-Choo - Egyptian Tissue Box Cover!

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Magnetter - Invisible Magnetic Key and Letter Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:54:25 -0500

Stylish wooden key and letter holder that magically holds up keys with no visible means of support!

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Cursor Hand Oven Mitt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:39:34 -0500

These fun oven mitts are shaped like the iconic computer cursor hand and are perfect for dragging and dropping hot dishes to and from the oven.

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Toilet Mug

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:01:01 -0500

This 12oz hand-painted toilet mug is the ultimate way to enjoy your favorite hot steaming brown beverage.

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Stuffed Dinosaur Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:14:29 -0500

Monstrously cool dinosaur hat, decorated with stuffed spikes on top and connected to a long spiked tail!

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Architect's Crumpled Blueprint Paperweight

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:08:25 -0500

Paperweight that looks exactly like an architect's failed blueprint plans all crumpled up.

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Rock On, Rock Off - Glow-in-the-Dark T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 01:29:37 -0500

In the daylight, the lighter on the shirt stays off, but when the lights go down and the crowd is lost in the music, the glow-in-the-dark ink lights up in a gesture of true flickering appreciation.

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Revomaze Extreme Puzzle

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 13:26:58 -0500

An extremely difficult revolving puzzle maze that requires dexterity, memory, endurance and self-control to solve!

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Wild Rock Dog Bowls

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:55:18 -0500

Unique porcelain dog bowls are inspired from the sculptural lines of natural river rock.

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Natural Cat Treehouse

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 04:44:32 -0500

Literal interpretation of classic cat tree furniture that keeps a cat's natural jungle instincts in mind!

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Skeleton Oven Mitt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 08:42:16 -0500

Sure the scary bones of the skeleton hand make for spooky kitchen decor, but they also serve as a grisly reminder what searing heat can do to your flesh!

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Lasagna Trio Pan

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:59:54 -0500

Three separate channels for baking up three different recipes at the same time!

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Growing Ring

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 10:32:59 -0500

Instead of a boring old diamond, these rings have a real, living plant as the centerpiece!

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Star Trek Cologne and Perfume

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 16:33:34 -0500

Hey Trekkies, before you beam down on your next away mission or convention here on Earth, splash on some of this cool new and boldly futuristic Star Trek Cologne and you'll really be set to stun!

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Snuggie for Dogs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:16:33 -0500

Humans shouldn't be the only ones allowed to pamper themselves in the super-soft glory of a blanket with sleeves, because now, I'm sure to the delight of canines everywhere, there's the Snuggie for Dogs!

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Glue Tube - Toilet Paper Dispenser

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 12:36:41 -0500

Super glue and toilets aren't usually a good combination, but this cool new Glue Tube - Toilet Paper Dispenser is the odd exception.

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Franklinstein T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:45:42 -0500

Excerpt: They laid Ben Franklin's dead body out on a gurney, re-installed the stolen brain, implanted lightning rod bolts in his neck, tied a string to the bolts and flew a kite with a metal key attached on the other end...

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Paper Beats Rock T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:59:58 -0500

Rock crushes scissors, scissors cuts paper, paper wraps rock, but never trust paper, because it can fly!

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Alien Lamp

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 11:15:17 -0500

It may look like some kind of strange and organic glowing creature slithering down around a wire, but have no fear, it's simply a lamp.

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Sugar Cube Sugar Bowl

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:02:44 -0500

Clever sugar bowl made up of a bunch sugar cubes piled up to form a perfectly square container. Don't worry, it's plastic.

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Samurai Underwear

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 13:56:54 -0500

A little bit of extra armor is always welcome down below and these warrior underwear are styled after actual armor designs of famous Japanese shogun and samurai.

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Communist Party T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:59:04 -0500

The Communist party isn't just a radical ideology, it's also a social movement that likes to, well, party!

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Social Networking Pillows

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 01:41:57 -0500

Show off your inner geekdom in true Web 2.0 decorative style with these cool new Social Networking Pillows.

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Sega Pekoppa Robot Plant

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 13:03:54 -0500

Friendly robotic plant nods and bobs to your voice in a surprisingly lifelike manner.

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Novelty Goldfish Trash Bags - 100% Biodegradable!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 12:12:31 -0500

If you're looking to boost your curb appeal, start with updating your boring old black trash bags.

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Cannibal Marshmallows T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 11:00:56 -0500

They eat their own!

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Crusader's Great Helm Gothic Trash Bin

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 06:34:50 -0500

These gothic wastebaskets are styled after 12th century great helms, aka helmets.

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Nosferatu T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:25:37 -0500

Before there was Count Dracula and Count Chocula, there was Count Orlock in one of the first real horror movies, Nosferatu!

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Ninja Star Coat Hooks

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 22:22:41 -0500

When a ninja comes home after a long hard day full of assassinations and other super stealth killing action, they need to hang their dark masks up on something appropriate like these cool new Ninja Star Coat Hooks.

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Toxic Spills - Glowing Drink Coasters

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 18:50:23 -0500

If you consider a mere beverage spill on the coffee table an accident of nuclear proportions, these cool new Toxic Spills - Glowing Drink Coasters are for you.

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Gargoyle Head Planter

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:41:33 -0500

Add a gothic touch to your garden or patio with this strange new planter.

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Bolt Wine Bottle Stopper

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:59:00 -0500

Simple, functional bottle stopper not only ensures a tight, bolted seal for wine bottles, it can probably be used for other DIY projects around the home too!

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Rock Face Planters

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 06:34:22 -0500

I don't know whether to laugh or run as far away as possible from these seemingly friendly grinning planters.

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Cthulhu Hot Dog Roaster

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 00:16:04 -0500

When you combine elements of extreme terror, unpronounceable galactic monsters and delicious roasting hot dogs on the grill, you get something curiously awesome like this Cthulhu Hot Dog Roaster!

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Hunt And Peck Keyboard

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:06:41 -0500

Ultimate keyboard for the one-finger typist!

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Broomba Self-Propelled Broom

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:57:08 -0500

Creepy haunted broom automatically moves about the room cackling to itself while playing frightening music.

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Winestein - Beer and Wine Mug

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 04:48:21 -0500

The perfect solution for beer-lovers who want to drink wine or wine-lovers who want an ice cold brew!

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