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Young Mad Scientist Alphabet Blocks

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 14:33:28 -0500

Are you the parent of a budding mad scientist baby bent on world domination? Well before they build their first killer robot, construct their secret underground lair or enslave the masses with a re-animated zombie army, they're going to need to learn the alphabet first with these cool new Young Mad Scientist Alphabet Blocks.

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Terry Turtle - Motion-Activated Swearing Toy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:49:00 -0600

If you're easily offended by profanity and obscenities spewed forth from talking animal toys, then you're the perfect target for the funny new Terry Turtle.

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Animated Singing and Dancing Christmas Coal

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:59:06 -0600

Simply clap your hands to activate this magical entertaining lump of coal and not only does it sing the song, it moves its mouth and does a funny little dance as well. Don't worry, it's clean coal technology.

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DangerBomb Alarm Clock - Don't Cut the Wrong Wire!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:34:46 -0600

This evil alarm clock is designed to look just like a real bomb with three colored lights and three colored wires. When the preset alarm sounds, you will have to awaken and try to think quickly as the bomb randomly chooses colored lights that tells you which wires to cut in which order before it "explodes" with non-stop KABOOM sounds.

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Bad Moon T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:07:13 -0500

While werewolves may only live in the legendary tales told around campfires, they can still be idolized with these cool new Bad Moon T-Shirts created by the Ames Bros.

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Lifesize Salacious B. Crumb

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:36:42 -0500

One of the most annoying critters in the galaxy, Salacious B. Crumb was the favored jester in the court of Jabba the Hutt in Return of the Jedi. Now you can own a lifesize figure of him to pester guests in your own palace.

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Swear Bear Cursing Plush Toy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:24:43 -0600

This funny, but very not-for-kids, adults-only novelty plush is equipped with a voice chip that spouts obscenities at any who would dare squeeze him.

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Funny Baby T-Shirt - Daddy Drinks Because I Cry

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 01:55:21 -0600

Yes, your wife will kill you, but still, very funny nontheless.

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Orbee-Tuff Snowball Dog Chew Toy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 01:59:55 -0600

The world's first durable, buoyant, bouncy, minty and non-melting snowball dog chew toy.

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JUXTAPOSED : Religion Bookshelf

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 01:00:55 -0500

5,084,000,000 people, 5,360 pages, 3,700 years, 243 countries, 7 books, and 1 reclaimed hardwood shelf.

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About Time - Rolling Clock

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 14:28:30 -0500

It's designed to look something like a spinning top that is laying on its side. It tells the time, not with numbers, but by slowly rolling along one long continuous sentence written around it.

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Brian The Brain - Interactive Artificial Intelligence Robot

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 22:56:45 -0500

As a wee tot I'm sure I talked to my teddy bear or had an imaginary friend, but not today's kids, they have interactive artificially intelligent neural life form robots with attitudes like Brian The Brain. Yep, this mere toy is probably smarter and cooler than you.

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LED Programmable Message Fan

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:06:28 -0500

Not only can you cool yourself with this cool handheld fan you can also display 1 of 6 different glowing floating messages of your choosing.

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Smart Shopper - Voice Recognition Grocery List Organizer

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:12:14 -0500

As humans we tend to make a lot of to-do lists and grocery lists, but it's the 21st Century and there are machines that can do these petty tasks for us now. The Smart Shopper - Voice Recognition Grocery List Organizer does just what the name implies, it listens, recognizes and remembers what you need from the store.

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Garlic Wreath

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 21 May 2007 13:01:33 -0500

You always see garlic braids hanging around people's kitchens, well why not a Garlic Wreath hanging on the door. Perfect as a halloween decoration, protection from vampires, a gift for garlic lovers like me or simply a nice way to display your garlic bulbs for months of use in the kitchen.

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Word Clock - Tells Time in Phrases, Not Numbers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 04 May 2007 14:19:15 -0500

If you are the kind of person who tells time in quarter past and ten 'til than this is the clock for you.

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Screw & Nut - Industrial Strength Dog Chew Toy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 15:09:21 -0500

When I first saw the Screw & Nut - Industrial Strength Dog Chew Toy I thought it was a paperweight or something and then I realized it's actually an industrial strength rubber dog chew toy with a minty taste to freshen up dog breath. Pretty cool as far as odd dog chew toys go, but I would be more amazed if I had a dog who figured out how to actually put the nut on the screw.

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Good China Bad China - 7 Deadly Sins Vs. 7 Contrary Virtues

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 03:58:16 -0500

Good China Bad China is a 14 piece set of fine bone china featuring the 7 deadly sins and 7 contrary virtues written out across the top of the plate. I'm not sure exactly the statement being made here, but having a nice daily reminder of the various life path extremes couldn't hurt. Spending $300 for a set of plates will probably qualify you for a few of them.

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TUNG Brush - Licks Bad Breath and Tongue Gunk!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 15:01:10 -0500

According to clinical research, one of the leading causes of bad breath are the odor-causing bacteria that hide on your tongue amidst the vast tiny crevices, nooks & crannies and taste buds. Well, since there are dedicated brushes for cleaning all other parts of the body, the tongue finally has one too, the TUNG Brush!

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Lucky Break Wishbones - Make A Wish!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 13:27:08 -0600

One wishbone is never enough fun after a turkey dinner, that is why they now sell these cool synthetic Lucky Break Wishbones, so all your guests can join in on the fun.

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Coal Gum - Perfect for Christmas Stockings

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 20:35:55 -0500

Remember the evil threat of getting a lump of coal in our stockings if we were bad? Well parents, it's time to follow through on that threat and give little Ralphie a stocking full of coal this Christmas morning. Coal Gum that is.

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