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Why Cry - Baby Crying Analyzer

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:50:01 -0500

High tech baby monitor teaches parents to distinguish the different types of cries of their baby using advanced frequency analysis technology.

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Blood Bath Shower Curtain and Bath Mat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:59:08 -0500

Only a real psycho would want to be showering with a shower curtain stained with bloody handprints and a bath mat covered in blood spatter and footprints!

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Wean Machine - Portable Baby Food Maker

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 18 May 2009 12:40:05 -0500

Just fill up this innovative baby gadget with soft fruits, cooked vegetables or pasta, squeeze the handle and watch as it instantly purees it into nutritious and healthy baby food.

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Nom Nom Nom Baby Bib

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 07 May 2009 19:24:18 -0500

This funny new baby bib features a cute little sandwich that says Nom Nom Nom, which you'll find hilarious or you won't.

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Young Mad Scientist Alphabet Blocks

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 14:33:28 -0500

Are you the parent of a budding mad scientist baby bent on world domination? Well before they build their first killer robot, construct their secret underground lair or enslave the masses with a re-animated zombie army, they're going to need to learn the alphabet first with these cool new Young Mad Scientist Alphabet Blocks.

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Milk and Tickles - Color Changing Baby Bottle

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 09:26:45 -0600

A cool new baby bottle that changes color when exposed to heat.

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BabyHuman Play and Learn Baby Spoons

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 03:38:51 -0600

If your baby is ready to start the transition to solid food feedings, this unique spoon safely promotes self-feeding through play and a little bit of trial and error.

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Real Boat Sail Shower Curtains

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 02:42:29 -0600

These unique nautical-themed shower curtains are actually made from real recycled spinnaker boat sails, which are large, lightweight sails designed specifically for sailing off the wind.

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Germ Guardian Ultrasonic Tabletop Humidifier

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 14:48:41 -0600

A space-saving and portable cool mist ultrasonic humidifier perfect for offices and bedrooms that uses nano-silver technology to naturally inhibit bacteria, mold and mildew from growing in the water tank for healthier mist generation and a cleaner breathing environment.

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Beaba Soft Baby Spoons

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:57:43 -0600

The perfect first utensil for babies, these flexible silicone spoons help them make a happy transition to solid foods.

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Knitted Turkey Baby Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 00:25:47 -0600

When traveling this Thanksgiving, be sure bundle up your baby and keep their head nice and warm with this funny new Knitted Turkey Baby Hat. It's not exactly for sale, but the creator is offering up the pattern for free if you or someone else has any knitting skills.

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Baby Bottle Bibs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 23:22:54 -0600

These absorbent and soft microfiber bibs have an elastic ring that slips over a baby bottle. If your baby trickles any formula, these unique bid rings absorb it be their clothes do.

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Drooly Bibs - Slobber-Proof Inside to Keep Baby Dry

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:16:00 -0500

Fashionably funny slobber-shaped waterproof bib keeps a baby nice and dry.

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Life Clock

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:01:01 -0500

A limited edition modified Karlsson Clock with the clock mechanism slowed down by a factor of 61320, so each number represents one year.

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Teddy Bear Lamp

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:37:14 -0500

This very cute, but slightly unsettling lamp by artist Matthew Kinealy combines a soft plush headless teddy bear with a light bulb and lamp shade head.

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Boon Squirt - Baby Food Dispensing Spoon

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:51:28 -0500

An innovative new feeding spoon for babies that combines the spoon and the food container into one utensil.

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Towel Spa - Bathroom Towel Warmer

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 10:26:04 -0500

Quickly warm up towels, blankets, mittens, hats, socks, robes and more in less than five minutes using this compact, convenient and portable warmer.

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Tomato Press - Make Your Own Tomato Sauce!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:18:19 -0500

Simply load up the huge 10 inch hopper with cut tomatoes, turn the handle and watch as the stainless steel screen automatically separates the tomato pulp from the seeds and skin. It even strains other fruits and vegetables as well, so You'll be making and enjoying healthy, nutritious, all-natural, preservative-free sauces, soups, jams, baby foods, pie fillings, juices, and much more in no time at all.

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Baby Bjorn Soft Bib - Scoop Catches Mess

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:03:02 -0500

Unlike most baby bibs, this one features a deep pocket scoop in the front to catch most food spills, drool, dribbles, etc. This extra soft bib is ergonomically designed to fit a child's body and features an adjustable opening with soft beads around the neck. Clean-up is easy as well, since it's made from a dishwasher safe and easy to rinse clean, PVC-free material. Very inventive and simple.

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Dripstik - Catches Drips From Popsicles and Ice Cream Cones

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 27 May 2008 17:03:03 -0500

A cool new invention that catches drips from melting popsicles and ice cream cones. One side holds popsicles and other frozen treats on sticks and the other side holds all sizes and varieties of ice cream cones. As the frozen desserts begin to melt away, it collects and contains all the drippings and is simple to clean afterwards, just toss in the dishwasher.

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Klean Kanteen Stainless Steel Water Bottles

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:03:01 -0500

The Klean Kanteen water bottles are the stainless steel alternative to plastic. Since they are made from durable and lightweight high-quality food grade 304 L.N. stainless steel, they are safe, 100% recyclable, non-toxic, non-leaching and BPA free. They come in various sizes from 12oz to 40oz and feature a wide mouth for ice cubes and various optional caps depending on intended use. They even make a sippy cup cap for babies and children.

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Your Photo on Poster Size Canvas

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 14:03:01 -0500

Turn your photos into art by displaying them on a giant quality water resistant canvas!

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4UCAM Handheld Dancing Daisy Wireless Color Baby Monitor

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:06:41 -0500

When is just the sound of you baby sleeping not enough to know if he's okay? Always! Even though we all use the regular audio baby monitors that let you hear each and every movement your child makes, we still still have to peek into the crib from time to time and risk waking the baby. Not anymore, now you can extend your vision!

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Temperature Sensitive LED Shower Light

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:04:46 -0600

A cool new temperature-sensitive showerhead light that makes the water glow bright blue if the water is cool or bright red if the water is hot automatically using super bright built-in LEDs.

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Episode 9 - Poofs Don't Fall Apart

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 19:00:00 -0600

Today's topics include the return of Mary, unsanitary kids in shopping carts, a hardcore baby toy sanitizer, stainless steel removes garlic odors, poofs don't fall apart, lasers make golf better, cool plants, jigger cubes, unique tiki torches, molotov cocktails, box o' wine bonfires, carbonite desks, robot lawnmowers and much, much more.

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Wellness Shower Filter - Anti-Aging Shower System

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:13:33 -0600

A long-lasting filter for your shower that not only removes chlorine, bacteria, cysts, heavy metals, sediment, many chemicals and other impurities from the water supply, it also increases the dissolved oxygen, re-ionizes it for an enhanced antioxidant effect and adds healthy, trace amounts of silica, potassium and magnesium for healthier skin and hair too.

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Valentine Baby Rose Blooms in a Handcrafted Wooden Box

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:09:29 -0600

Fresh rose blooms in a collectible, handcrafted wooden box.

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AirCrib - Inflatable Travel Crib

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 15:54:11 -0600

Whether you are visiting friends or family, enjoying a day at the beach, camping, or traveling anywhere with an infant, the AirCrib is the perfect solution. It is a lightweight, portable and compact inflatable travel bed ready to be set up in under one minute.

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Zaky Hand Pillow - Your Baby Is In Good Hands

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 03:53:30 -0600

The award-winning bonding, therapeutic, and positioning pillow, ergonomically designed to assist parents and their children feel closer to each other.

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Black Beret Shower Cap

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 19:14:12 -0600

If more of the French actually showered, they might wear this cool new Black Beret Shower Cap to keep their hair from getting wet. I guess if you need a shower cap, you might as well get a fun one. Also available in Raspberry and Devil Horns.

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Funny Baby T-Shirt - Daddy Drinks Because I Cry

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 01:55:21 -0600

Yes, your wife will kill you, but still, very funny nontheless.

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Genuine Linus Blanket From Peanuts

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:31:31 -0600

Super-soft and trimmed in satin complete with a little Linus patch at one corner.

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Baby Lamb Blanket

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 13:17:41 -0500

Not only will your baby look like a cute little lamb, they will also be extra warm and comfortable in this silky-soft 100% polyester swaddling blanket. Very, very cute.

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DaysAgo Digital Refrigerator Timers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 00:58:08 -0500

A mini timer that helps you keep track of food freshness in your refrigerator.

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Bear Cub Baby Blanket

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 14:26:18 -0500

Instantly transform your cute little baby into an even cuter baby bear cub!

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Psycho Mother Shower Curtain

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 23:50:45 -0500

I just got this odd craving to run out, grab some Taco Bell and go rent all the Psycho movies for a little horror movie marathon. There really is nothing better than late night tacos and nachos, rum drinks and horror movies with friends. I haven't seen good old Norman Bates and er, Mother, terrorize travellers at the Bates Motel in years. Maybe I shouldn't hang this cool Psycho Mother Shower Curtain anytime soon now. Awesome.

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Little Joseph - Sinister Candle Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 14:47:24 -0500

The Little Joseph Candle Holder is well, freaky. Shaped liked a severed baby's head and staring out with undead eyes, Little Joseph holds a candle of your choice right on top of his head. As the candle wax melts, Little Joseph goes from bald to a full head of waxy hair. Simply mix up the candles to achieve different bizarre looks and hair colors. Great gift for lovers of the macabre and the truly sinister.

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Monkey Alert! Puki the Baby Monkey

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:08:05 -0600

I would love to have a real monkey here at Green Head Headquarters all dressed up in the latest Green Head Gear and hanging out at the watercooler. Well a real monkey also needs diapers, bites and can be generally unruly and rude. So the next best thing I found is a realistic robotic head version named Puki the Baby Monkey.

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Baby Toupees - Make Your Baby Look Like a Celebrity!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 02 Sep 2006 05:01:17 -0500

I think the market is closing in fast and all of the last missing niche products have finally been realized. Yes, they now make toupees for bald babies and I'm actually surprised no one thought of this sooner. Baby Toupees would make great Halloween costumes for the little ones as well. I have to admit it, they are funny, but the babies are going to hate you when they grow up and see the photos of them dressed up to resemble Donald Trump, Samuel L. Jackson, Lil Kim or Bob Marley. lol

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