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Tactical BBQ Apron

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 05 Jun 2013 20:05:28 -0500

This SWAT vest / grilling apron has an authentic modular MOLLE system of webbing, loops, pouches, and clips for holding and attaching various BBQ utensils, condiments, spices, and more.

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Flask Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 14:26:15 -0500

Perfect for secretly quenching a mighty thirst during endless meetings, in the cubicle, on break, not on break, at funerals, church, weddings, fancy parties, or any time you need to look drunkingly dashing. Please dress and drink responsibly.

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Magnetie - Reversible Magnetic Neckties

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 20:00:06 -0500

Reversible, 100% silk necktie with rare Earth magnets embedded inside to keep the tie tail behind the tie no matter the remaining length.

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Zip Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 15:56:04 -0600

This unique 100% merino wool felt necktie lets you forget all the fancy, complicated knots and hassles of tying a regular tie, because you simply zip it up.

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Kaboom Sweater

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 18:12:53 -0600

Nothing quite depicts utter beauty, devastating power, and total horror all at the same time quite like an old-fashioned nuclear explosion, so check out this cool new Kaboom Sweater that redefines ugly.

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Bubble Wrap Suit

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 13:46:02 -0600

No matter whether you love popping bubble wrap like you have uncontrollable OCD, want to ship yourself somewhere safely, are utterly accident prone, or just want to start a flat out insane fashion trend, the cool new Bubble Wrap Suit is for you!

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The Dude's Sweater from The Big Lebowski

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 14:25:14 -0600

Perfect to wear while enjoying a White Russian, bowling, fighting with Nihilists, or just relaxing around your private residence, man.

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Natural Cork Apron

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 16:28:30 -0600

Unique aprons made from ultra-thin sheets of flexible, water-resistant, and sustainably harvest natural cork.

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Ninfea - Modern Sculptural Laundry Hamper

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 02 Nov 2012 09:53:29 -0500

An Italian-designed masterpiece/dirty clothes receptacle that you won't mind leaving out for everyone to see.

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Giant Cartoon Gloves

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:12:08 -0500

Since this is the real world, they're made from rubber and not the traditional ink.

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Animal Head Clothes Hangers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 13:16:14 -0500

These unique oversized cardboard hangers feature funny animal heads printed on them so it looks like a bulldog, black lab, fox, black cat, or grey cat is wearing your clothes.

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Wooden Bow Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 16:24:38 -0500

Handmade from reclaimed redwood beams in San Francisco that are cut, sanded and varnished into handsomely quirky formal neckware.

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Star Trek Ties

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 12:13:30 -0500

When you wear one of these cool new Star Trek Ties to the office, only your fellow Trekkies, Trekkers, geeks, nerds, dorks and more will notice your impeccable 23rd century style.

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ASIMO Robot Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 14:04:40 -0600

The HONDA ASIMO robot is beyond cool, but unfortunately not for sale. Well, now you can have your very own ASIMO walking around and falling over when you dress yourself, your significant other or friend up in this cool new ASIMO Robot Costume Suit from Japan.

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USB Cufflinks - Link Cuffs, Store Data and Create a Wi-Fi Hotspot

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 17:37:32 -0600

These cool new USB Cufflinks hide a 2GB flash drive and a portable high-speed WiFi hotspot right in plain site.

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Real Working Vintage Lighter Cufflinks

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 06:18:18 -0600

When you're dressed up in your most dashing and suave best, these real working vintage lighter cufflinks are sure to add the final spark to your formal attire.

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Wipe T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 16:11:21 -0600

This cool t-shirt has a convenient, built-in microfiber cloth stripe to help keep your glasses and touchscreen cell phone clean.

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Exuvius Titanium Multi-Tool Collar Stays

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 15:45:02 -0500

These luxurious 100% Titanium collar stays are non-magnetic, stiffer than stainless steel, TSA- and iron-friendly, and they also have secret integrated tools built right in like a half-Phillips screwdriver, a slotted screwdriver, a thread cutter, and a bottle opener!

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Wooden Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 08:45:47 -0500

Unlike unmanly patterned silk and goofy striped fabric ties, this no-nonsense necktie is made from actual reclaimed redwood beams, that are cut, sanded and varnished, leaving a natural grain and coloring on display!

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Colt .45 Cufflinks

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 07:37:19 -0500

If you're a gritty gunslinger by day and a dashing, debonair gentleman by night, subtly add some firepower flair to your attire when you don these cool new cufflinks constructed from actual spent Colt .45 rounds that were cut, polished, and assembled by hand in the USA!

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SOLO - Collapsible Hangers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 31 May 2011 22:19:05 -0500

Tired of wrestling with hangers to get them into and out of shirts without stretching out the collars? This is the solution!

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Napkin Ties

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 13 May 2011 11:13:24 -0500

Don't stuff a napkin in your collar, wear one of these fashionable tablecloth print neckties that are perfect for wiping your mouth and hands while you feast!

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Golden Retriever Dog T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 18:32:31 -0500

Maybe you have a Golden Retriever and really want the world to know or maybe you're just into surreal 3D pet shirts, either way, you need to wear one of these cool new hyper-realistic tie dye dog T-shirts!

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Chain Restaurant - Tourist Location T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 08:23:42 -0600

T-shirts from tourist trap chain restaurants are unending and everywhere, so instead of trying to collect them all on every trip you take, just wear this default t-shirt!

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Star Wars Jedi Bathrobe

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 03:27:20 -0500

Officially licensed Star Wars bathrobes made by Droids somewhere out in the Outer Rim Territories from luxuriously soft terrycloth and feature an embroidered Jedi emblem, cinch belt and hood!

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Duct Tape Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 13:40:12 -0500

Unique and stylish necktie is made entirely out of duct tape, ties just like a regular silk tie and fixes your fashion sense!

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Teamwork T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 15:54:19 -0500

The Big Bad Wolf, The Kool-Aid Man and a plan...

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Anti-Clothes: Pac Man Graph T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 20 May 2010 15:43:59 -0500

This shirt isn't so much funny as it is deep and ponderous. All the pie chart is missing is the fruit. Woka Woka Woka Woka Woka Woka ...

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Wipe Shirt - Built-In Microfiber Cleaning Cloth

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 16:47:35 -0500

Stylish cotton dress shirt features a strategically placed built-in microfiber cleaning cloth either on the cuff or the shirttail for wiping down glasses, touchscreen cell phones and other smudge and fingerprint prone modern gadgets.

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Found - Lost T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 12:26:29 -0500

The mysterious island from the television show LOST must have thrown us all into some alternative flash-sideways timeline where the show has now been renamed FOUND!

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You Like This - Facebook T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 11:23:36 -0500

Not much to say, you either like it or you don't!

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Dexter's Kill Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 07:42:17 -0500

It doesn't matter if you're spending a night out on the town or channeling your inner serial killer, this is the perfect shirt to wear! Just remember that it doesn't resist blood spatter, so be sure to bring extra sheets of plastic and have an alibi ready!

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Ninja! Heads Will Roll! T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 18:14:59 -0500

This clever t-shirt features a deadly ninja assassin swooping by, sword in hand, unleashing a fatal beheading to you, the unlucky shirt wearer. That's not ring around the collar, it's your blood! Love it!

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Funny T-Shirt - 2010 Winter Olympics: Nobody Cares

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 10:29:53 -0600

The XXI Olympic Winter Games will be held in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada in February 2010 and honestly, I could care less!

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PostureTek - Proper Posture Vibrating Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 16:44:56 -0600

When it detects improper posture, it vibrates to alert you to stand up straight and correct yourself!

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I'm With Coco T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 18:38:27 -0600

With all the problems going on in the world today, sometimes you just need to choose one cause and take a stand for what's right. Join Team Conan!

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An Orange Meets His Citrusy Mother T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 22:32:40 -0600

At first I laughed and then felt really depressed for citrus!

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Devil Snow Angel T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 11:51:03 -0600

On the first snowfall of the season, even Satan, the Lord of Darkness, can't resist joining in on this wintertime fun!

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Pawz Natural Rubber Dog Boots

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 09:32:34 -0600

Help protect your loyal companion's paws from the elements with the world's only disposable and reusable, waterproof dog boot!

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Star Wars Obi-Wan Kenobi Jedi Cloak

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:25:26 -0600

Officially licensed replica of Obi-Wan Kenobi's cloak made from 100% heavyweight wool and based directly off the actual movie costume designs found in the archives of Lucasfilm, Ltd.

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Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:32:02 -0600

After your Thanksgiving turkey feast, prepare yourself for the traditional couch nap by slipping into something more comfortable like this cool new Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt!

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Drib - Driving Bib Prevents Drips and Spills

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:19:03 -0500

Driving bib for hungry professional commuters, the notoriously clumsy and fashionable ones eating on the go!

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Reversible Noose Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:04:46 -0500

One side features a normal professional black tie and on the other a morbid print of a deadly rope noose.

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Rock On, Rock Off - Glow-in-the-Dark T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 01:29:37 -0500

In the daylight, the lighter on the shirt stays off, but when the lights go down and the crowd is lost in the music, the glow-in-the-dark ink lights up in a gesture of true flickering appreciation.

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Ionic Closet Purifier

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 09:16:51 -0500

Compact and noiseless device neutralizes and eliminates odors in a closet or small room quickly and naturally using advanced plasma breeze technology!

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Franklinstein T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:45:42 -0500

Excerpt: They laid Ben Franklin's dead body out on a gurney, re-installed the stolen brain, implanted lightning rod bolts in his neck, tied a string to the bolts and flew a kite with a metal key attached on the other end...

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Paper Beats Rock T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:59:58 -0500

Rock crushes scissors, scissors cuts paper, paper wraps rock, but never trust paper, because it can fly!

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Samurai Underwear

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 13:56:54 -0500

A little bit of extra armor is always welcome down below and these warrior underwear are styled after actual armor designs of famous Japanese shogun and samurai.

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Communist Party T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:59:04 -0500

The Communist party isn't just a radical ideology, it's also a social movement that likes to, well, party!

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Cannibal Marshmallows T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 11:00:56 -0500

They eat their own!

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