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Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:32:02 -0600

After your Thanksgiving turkey feast, prepare yourself for the traditional couch nap by slipping into something more comfortable like this cool new Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt!

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Drib - Driving Bib Prevents Drips and Spills

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:19:03 -0500

Driving bib for hungry professional commuters, the notoriously clumsy and fashionable ones eating on the go!

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Reversible Noose Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:04:46 -0500

One side features a normal professional black tie and on the other a morbid print of a deadly rope noose.

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Rock On, Rock Off - Glow-in-the-Dark T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 01:29:37 -0500

In the daylight, the lighter on the shirt stays off, but when the lights go down and the crowd is lost in the music, the glow-in-the-dark ink lights up in a gesture of true flickering appreciation.

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Ionic Closet Purifier

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 09:16:51 -0500

Compact and noiseless device neutralizes and eliminates odors in a closet or small room quickly and naturally using advanced plasma breeze technology!

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Franklinstein T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:45:42 -0500

Excerpt: They laid Ben Franklin's dead body out on a gurney, re-installed the stolen brain, implanted lightning rod bolts in his neck, tied a string to the bolts and flew a kite with a metal key attached on the other end...

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Paper Beats Rock T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:59:58 -0500

Rock crushes scissors, scissors cuts paper, paper wraps rock, but never trust paper, because it can fly!

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Samurai Underwear

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 13:56:54 -0500

A little bit of extra armor is always welcome down below and these warrior underwear are styled after actual armor designs of famous Japanese shogun and samurai.

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Communist Party T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:59:04 -0500

The Communist party isn't just a radical ideology, it's also a social movement that likes to, well, party!

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Cannibal Marshmallows T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 11:00:56 -0500

They eat their own!

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Nosferatu T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:25:37 -0500

Before there was Count Dracula and Count Chocula, there was Count Orlock in one of the first real horror movies, Nosferatu!

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Power Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:29:11 -0500

Stylish silk tie patterned with the ultimate in symbols of power, the actual universal power symbol for electronics and computers!

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Broken Image T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:08:29 -0500

When you wake up in the morning and feel like you're just failing to load, put on this funny t-shirt.

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Nuclear Evolution T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:54:43 -0500

That old Evolution of Man diagram will need to be updated soon and the funny new Nuclear Evolution T-Shirt looks to be on par for where we're headed.

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Pinata's Revenge T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:44:35 -0500

What if those innocent candy-filled pinatas revolted and sought their bloody revenge on the evil partygoers?

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I Heart Bacon T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:58:36 -0500

If you're a bacon lover, a connoisseur of swine or a pig enthusiast, then show your true devotion to this tasty pork treat while wearing this cool new shirt.

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Liquor is Quicker T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:27:18 -0500

What can I say, this funny Liquor is Quicker T-Shirt made me laugh.

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Bloody Butcher's Apron

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 26 May 2009 19:05:08 -0500

This 100% cotton apron is covered in fake, yet very realistic, blood stains that will never wash out.

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Outset Leather Grill Apron

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:51:40 -0500

If you absolutely must wear an apron to protect your clothes from spitting sausages, hot burger grease and BBQ sauce splatters while grilling this summer, look no further than the cool new Outset Leather Grill Apron.

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COOL CATALOG - Medieval Weapon Art Catalog

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 05:46:41 -0600

Party like it's 1599 - Step back into an earlier time with precision replicas of Renaissance and medieval weapons, Renaissance clothing, and fantasy collectible knives and swords.

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HowTie - Instructional Necktie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:13:00 -0500

At first glance it appears to be a stylish tie hand-crafted from 100% silk twill with a euro-chic 3" width. If you look closer though, the unique pattern is what sets this tie apart from all the rest. The instructions on how to tie the tie are included right on the tie like a cheat sheet.

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Dress For Dinner Napkins

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:45:34 -0500

Each of these quality 3-ply paper napkins has an elegant necktie printed on them so you can quickly tuck it into your shirt like a bib.

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Telescope Walking Stick

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 16 May 2008 10:03:02 -0500

This stylish walking stick has a 1 inch thick staff made from solid African rosewood and is topped with a solid genuine brass knob handle. When you need to see something a bit closer, simply pull the handle out, unscrew the knob and pull out the hidden collapsible 4 1/2 inch telescope.

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