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Chewbacca Wookiee Slippers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:02:47 -0600

Unfortunately, these furry slippers aren't made from real Wookiee fur (or even Ewok), at least I don't think so, but do have Chewbacca's fuzzy head on the front of them.

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Santa Beer Cozy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:52:41 -0600

This festively fuzzy bottle sleeve is styled like Santa Claus' jolly red suit and even includes a matching Santa hat bottle topper!

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Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:32:02 -0600

After your Thanksgiving turkey feast, prepare yourself for the traditional couch nap by slipping into something more comfortable like this cool new Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt!

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Drib - Driving Bib Prevents Drips and Spills

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:19:03 -0500

Driving bib for hungry professional commuters, the notoriously clumsy and fashionable ones eating on the go!

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Recycled Billboard Stretch Bags

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:01:55 -0500

Unique shoulder bags made from 100% colorful advertising campaign billboards and constructed using a clever die cut, using no glue or stitches!

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Beard Head Winter Caps

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:56:16 -0500

Now everyone can enjoy the comfort and warmth of a full on beard this winter with these funny caps with huge beards and removable woven mustaches!

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Reversible Noose Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:04:46 -0500

One side features a normal professional black tie and on the other a morbid print of a deadly rope noose.

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Super Mario Bros. Mario Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 13:58:58 -0500

This infamous red cap is sure to bring you plenty of good luck when you're battling through the Mushroom Kingdom trying to save the Princess from evil Bowser!

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Stuffed Dinosaur Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:14:29 -0500

Monstrously cool dinosaur hat, decorated with stuffed spikes on top and connected to a long spiked tail!

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Gerbing's Heated Snow Gloves

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:09:22 -0500

These high-tech winter gloves feature ultra-thin stainless steel wires that heat up the full length of the fingers and the back of the hand up to a maximum temperature of 148.9 degrees F for 2 to 10 hours on a full charge.

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Rock On, Rock Off - Glow-in-the-Dark T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 01:29:37 -0500

In the daylight, the lighter on the shirt stays off, but when the lights go down and the crowd is lost in the music, the glow-in-the-dark ink lights up in a gesture of true flickering appreciation.

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Ionic Closet Purifier

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 09:16:51 -0500

Compact and noiseless device neutralizes and eliminates odors in a closet or small room quickly and naturally using advanced plasma breeze technology!

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Shirt Button Spy Video Camera

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:02:29 -0500

An ingenious micro video camera that is discreetly disguised as a standard shirt button!

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Growing Ring

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 10:32:59 -0500

Instead of a boring old diamond, these rings have a real, living plant as the centerpiece!

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Snuggie for Dogs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:16:33 -0500

Humans shouldn't be the only ones allowed to pamper themselves in the super-soft glory of a blanket with sleeves, because now, I'm sure to the delight of canines everywhere, there's the Snuggie for Dogs!

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Pirate Captain Octopus T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:01:10 -0500

A pirate is cool, an octopus is cool and if you combine them, you get the even cooler and much more deadly Pirate Captain Octopus T-Shirt!

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Franklinstein T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:45:42 -0500

Excerpt: They laid Ben Franklin's dead body out on a gurney, re-installed the stolen brain, implanted lightning rod bolts in his neck, tied a string to the bolts and flew a kite with a metal key attached on the other end...

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Paper Beats Rock T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:59:58 -0500

Rock crushes scissors, scissors cuts paper, paper wraps rock, but never trust paper, because it can fly!

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Samurai Underwear

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 13:56:54 -0500

A little bit of extra armor is always welcome down below and these warrior underwear are styled after actual armor designs of famous Japanese shogun and samurai.

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Communist Party T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:59:04 -0500

The Communist party isn't just a radical ideology, it's also a social movement that likes to, well, party!

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Cannibal Marshmallows T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 11:00:56 -0500

They eat their own!

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Nosferatu T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:25:37 -0500

Before there was Count Dracula and Count Chocula, there was Count Orlock in one of the first real horror movies, Nosferatu!

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Power Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:29:11 -0500

Stylish silk tie patterned with the ultimate in symbols of power, the actual universal power symbol for electronics and computers!

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Broken Image T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:08:29 -0500

When you wake up in the morning and feel like you're just failing to load, put on this funny t-shirt.

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Nuclear Evolution T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:54:43 -0500

That old Evolution of Man diagram will need to be updated soon and the funny new Nuclear Evolution T-Shirt looks to be on par for where we're headed.

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Pinata's Revenge T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:44:35 -0500

What if those innocent candy-filled pinatas revolted and sought their bloody revenge on the evil partygoers?

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SUP - UPS Parody T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 10:39:20 -0500

Ironically, UPS will be delivering this cool SUP shirt right to your door.

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o_O Anonymous Twitter Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:49:44 -0500

Stay anonymous in the real world while annoying the online one with endless Twitter updates as you wear the Twitterific o_O Twitter T-Shirt!

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Metal Detecting Sandals

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:37:21 -0500

While you take a leisurely stroll down the beach, these high tech sandals detect and search for buried metal treasures.

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Bloody Butcher's Apron

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 26 May 2009 19:05:08 -0500

This 100% cotton apron is covered in fake, yet very realistic, blood stains that will never wash out.

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Japanese Popping Edamame Keychain

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 19 May 2009 17:51:32 -0500

Squeeze the pod to pop out the soybeans, let go and repeat endlessly until you are completely content, stress free and smiling.

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Peri Peri Keychain - Tearing Open a Shipping Envelope Simulator

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 19 May 2009 16:25:39 -0500

This cool new electronic keychain simulates the feeling of tearing open a shipping open perfectly, over and over again!

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Sad Rhino T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 14 May 2009 16:56:46 -0500

Rhinos, horns and volleyballs just don't mix!

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Ghost Catcher T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 04 May 2009 16:25:27 -0500

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? Pac-Man!?

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Dart Coat Hooks

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 08:04:48 -0500

These darts aren't ordinary darts, they're sturdy stainless steel darts tipped with screws that double as a coat hooks.

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Outset Leather Grill Apron

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:51:40 -0500

If you absolutely must wear an apron to protect your clothes from spitting sausages, hot burger grease and BBQ sauce splatters while grilling this summer, look no further than the cool new Outset Leather Grill Apron.

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Canine Styles - Puffer Dog Coat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 17:32:07 -0600

This new Puffer coat for dogs is designed for winter warmth and comfort with a snow and water proof soft outer shell and lining.

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Pirate Bunny Hat w/ Secret Pockets Hidden in the Ears

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:13:45 -0600

Ahoy there mateys and, er, bunnies?! If your next adventure involves sailing the high seas, burying some stolen treasure, sending a few scallywags off the plank and munching on rum-soaked carrots, you're going to need the proper gear, like this cool new Pirate Bunny Mask.

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Arcade Game Ties - Asteroids, Pong, Tetris and Space Invaders

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:58:40 -0600

You're sure to get a high score in fashion when you combine the classic necktie with classic arcade games like Asteroids, Pon, Tetris and Space Invaders for these cool new Arcade Game Ties.

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Smittens - Romantic Mittens For Holding Hands

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 04:00:40 -0600

Smittens are mittens specially designed so that two people can hold hands inside of one mitten.

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Funny T-Shirt - Owls Are Assholes!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:30:39 -0600

This is the funniest and possibly stupidest t-shirt I have ever seen!

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Purse Hangers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 18:06:03 -0600

These trendy and innovative purse hangers simply hang over the edge of a tabletop and hook to your purse, bag or tote. They feature high quality, sturdy construction, a cushioned, non-slip padding and are engineered to support up to 20 pounds of your necessities.

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Keg Line Polo Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:08:33 -0600

A funny and inexpensive alternative to the high and mighty alligator and horse themed designer shirts. Rather than a snooty animal logo, there is a little keg instead.

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Bacon Scarf

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 05:58:27 -0600

This succulent red and white scarf is made of 100% soft and lightweight acrylic and looks exactly like a slab of real bacon wrapped around your neck. It features inverted colors on the reverse side for a leaner cut and even comes beautifully wrapped in butcher paper.

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Microplane Cut-Resistant Kitchen Gloves

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 07:52:00 -0600

This seamless, cut-resistant wire-free knit glove has an incredibly fine steel core to your hands when you work closely with sharp kitchen tools like knives, cheese graters, mandolins and more.

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Medieval Steel Gauntlets

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:13:49 -0600

These two thick polished steel gauntlets are the ultimate in medieval hand protection!

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Barbarian Viking Knitted Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:39:12 -0600

Whip up and sport this crocheted cap for role-playing, Halloween, cheering on your favorite Vikings team or around town for a laugh or two.

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Knitted Turkey Baby Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 00:25:47 -0600

When traveling this Thanksgiving, be sure bundle up your baby and keep their head nice and warm with this funny new Knitted Turkey Baby Hat. It's not exactly for sale, but the creator is offering up the pattern for free if you or someone else has any knitting skills.

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COOL CATALOG - Medieval Weapon Art Catalog

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 05:46:41 -0600

Party like it's 1599 - Step back into an earlier time with precision replicas of Renaissance and medieval weapons, Renaissance clothing, and fantasy collectible knives and swords.

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Pop Can Pull-Tab Messenger Bag

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 13:31:21 -0500

Combining sustainable design with fair trade principles, this funky messenger bag is hand crocheted from 1,600 recycled aluminum pull-tabs.

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