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Travel HoodiePillow - Hooded Travel Pillow

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 06 May 2013 18:59:08 -0500

A cozy sweatshirt hoodie fused to a travel pillow to block out the world and cocoon yourself in total comfort while you snooze on trips.

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Flask Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 14:26:15 -0500

Perfect for secretly quenching a mighty thirst during endless meetings, in the cubicle, on break, not on break, at funerals, church, weddings, fancy parties, or any time you need to look drunkingly dashing. Please dress and drink responsibly.

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Magnetie - Reversible Magnetic Neckties

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 20:00:06 -0500

Reversible, 100% silk necktie with rare Earth magnets embedded inside to keep the tie tail behind the tie no matter the remaining length.

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Man Hanger - Hand Bent Industrial-Grade Rebar

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 10 Mar 2013 18:03:18 -0500

Mommie always said no more wire hangers, but never said anything about hangers made from hand bent industrial-grade rebar like these cool new Man Hangers.

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Punching Bag Laundry Bag

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 15:38:07 -0600

This heavyweight laundry bag is styled like a heavy bag that is tough enough to actually take a beating.

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Iron Station - Pivotal Ironing Board

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 17:11:24 -0600

This modern ironing board re-imagining pivots open allowing you to slide sleeves and pant legs onto smaller, individual arms for easier ironing, clamps shut to hold shirt cuffs and collars, and rotates closed for traditional use.

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Zip Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 15:56:04 -0600

This unique 100% merino wool felt necktie lets you forget all the fancy, complicated knots and hassles of tying a regular tie, because you simply zip it up.

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UltimateHands - Next Generation Foam Fingers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 03 Feb 2013 12:33:46 -0600

These next generation foam fingers have gone to the third dimension, look like massive real hands with huge in-your-face pointing fingers, and are officially licensed by the NFL, MLB, NBA, WNBA, and NHL with all your favorite teams.

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Kaboom Sweater

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 18:12:53 -0600

Nothing quite depicts utter beauty, devastating power, and total horror all at the same time quite like an old-fashioned nuclear explosion, so check out this cool new Kaboom Sweater that redefines ugly.

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Patron Pocket - Tequila Holster Belt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 17:01:58 -0600

If you want to liven up a party fast, just slip on this cool new Patron Pocket and begin to mingle.

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Knit Glove Drink Holder

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 21:39:30 -0600

If you happen to be outside on a freezing cold day drinking ice cold beers, then you better slip your hand into one of these cool new Knit Glove Drink Holders.

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Yoda Hoodie Sweatshirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 18:36:02 -0600

Cool, it is cool! Hmmm?

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Bubble Wrap Suit

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 13:46:02 -0600

No matter whether you love popping bubble wrap like you have uncontrollable OCD, want to ship yourself somewhere safely, are utterly accident prone, or just want to start a flat out insane fashion trend, the cool new Bubble Wrap Suit is for you!

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The Dude's Sweater from The Big Lebowski

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 14:25:14 -0600

Perfect to wear while enjoying a White Russian, bowling, fighting with Nihilists, or just relaxing around your private residence, man.

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Ugly Christmas Sweaters

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 16:55:28 -0600

Add a slight touch of mischievous festiveness to your next Christmas party with this fine collection of sweaters featuring subtle patterns depicting everything from humping reindeers to decapitated snowmen.

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Beer Hoodie - Sweatshirt With Beer Pouch

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 15:14:17 -0600

When the weather gets cool and crisp and you'll be standing around drinking beers in it, the cool new Beer Hoodie is the solution.

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Ugly Christmas Sweater Wine Bottle Covers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:28:26 -0600

If you'll be wearing an ugly Christmas sweater to a party this year, be sure to bring a bottle of wine to share that's also festively/frightfully fashionable by sliding on one of these cool new Ugly Christmas Sweater Wine Bottle Covers.

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Natural Cork Apron

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 16:28:30 -0600

Unique aprons made from ultra-thin sheets of flexible, water-resistant, and sustainably harvest natural cork.

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Travel Smart Mini Iron

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 09:45:14 -0600

When traveling, now you can always ensure your clothes are wrinkle free when you bring along this compact and lightweight mini travel iron.

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Ninfea - Modern Sculptural Laundry Hamper

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 02 Nov 2012 09:53:29 -0500

An Italian-designed masterpiece/dirty clothes receptacle that you won't mind leaving out for everyone to see.

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Hi-Call - Bluetooth Talking Glove Turns Your Hand Into a Telephone

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 19:56:12 -0500

These ingeniously innovative winter gloves have an integrated microphone and speaker in the tips of the thumb and little finger that integrate via Bluetooth with the smartphone hidden in your pocket and are even touchscreen friendly.

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Fiesta Serape Drink Cozy

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 10:39:33 -0500

Helps to keep your hands warm, your cerveza cold and your fiesta entirely more festive.

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Knit Turkey Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 15 Oct 2012 09:23:17 -0500

Knit cap that looks just like an oven-roasted turkey, complete with tasty drumsticks on the side and your head acting as the stuffing.

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Dwarven Beard Hats

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 16:59:30 -0500

Whether you want to look like you've ventured out from Middle Earth, want to annoy some Elves or are just can't grow a massive rugged beard of your own, then this cool new Dwarven Beard Hat is for you.

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Giant Cartoon Gloves

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:12:08 -0500

Since this is the real world, they're made from rubber and not the traditional ink.

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Babyglow - Temperature Color Changing Bodysuit

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 17:41:16 -0500

This unique baby sleepsuit / thermometer looks pink or blue when a temperature is normal, but when it rises, it changes to white as a helpful visual first alert for fevers. 100% cotton.

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Suitjamas - Silk Business Suit Pajamas

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 03 Aug 2012 14:36:28 -0500

When you dress for success during the day, you might as well do the same when retiring for the night when you slip into these cool new Suitjamas.

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Vinderhosen - German Lederhosen For Wine Bottles

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 16:07:59 -0500

Little German leather pants for your wine bottles!

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Hats For Cats

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 26 Jul 2012 16:14:42 -0500

Sombreros, berets, top hats, bowler hats, archer hats, floral hats, captain hats, cowboy hats... almost any tiny cat hat you can you think of. Unfortunately, they don't come with bandages for when you're little feline friend thanks you.

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Jump From Paper - 2D Cartoon Bags

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 12:59:17 -0500

These double-take inducing bags look as if they were lifted from a two-dimensional cartoon or illustration, yet retain full three-dimensional functionality in the real world.

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Unhampered - Collapsible Laundry Basket

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 06:54:55 -0500

This ingenious space-saving laundry basket folds up flat, making it easy to stash away out of sight when not in use.

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Belt Buckle Flask

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 17:33:54 -0500

Keeps your favorite booze easy to reach, yet hidden in plain sight right on your belt.

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Animal Head Clothes Hangers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 13:16:14 -0500

These unique oversized cardboard hangers feature funny animal heads printed on them so it looks like a bulldog, black lab, fox, black cat, or grey cat is wearing your clothes.

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Back to the Future II Marty McFly Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 22:49:01 -0500

Sure you'll look like a butthead wearing it now, but not for long...

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Kuchofuku Air-Conditioned Cooling Pants

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 17:46:29 -0500

These innovative pants from Japan have a built-in cooling fan to keep your lower half cool and comfortable, even on the hottest of days.

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Botskis Bottle Neckties

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 16:35:15 -0500

The perfect way to dress up any bottle for any occassion!

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Pocket Knife Cufflinks

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 29 May 2012 14:33:21 -0500

These cool new Pocket Knife Cufflinks make any man or secret agent look sharp in more ways than one.

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Retro Arcade Ponchos

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 03 May 2012 16:14:29 -0500

These fun waterproof ponchos are styled after the infamous red and blue ghosts Blinky and Inky from Pac-Man, sorry Pinky and Clyde fans.

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Wooden Bow Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 16:24:38 -0500

Handmade from reclaimed redwood beams in San Francisco that are cut, sanded and varnished into handsomely quirky formal neckware.

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Captain Kirk Star Trek Bath Robe

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 13:13:12 -0500

Whether you're a starship Captain stepping out of your sonic shower in the 23rd century or a geek stepping out of a water-based one in the 21st, now you can wrap up afterwards in one of these cool new Star Trek Bath Robes.

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Star Trek Ties

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 12:13:30 -0500

When you wear one of these cool new Star Trek Ties to the office, only your fellow Trekkies, Trekkers, geeks, nerds, dorks and more will notice your impeccable 23rd century style.

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Micro Scooter Luggage

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 16:42:24 -0600

Moving walkways and luggage with wheels is nice, but the cool new Micro Scooter Luggage goes way beyond all that with a handy integrated flip down scooter that lets you quickly zip through airports.

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Ironing Blanket

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 14:41:42 -0600

If you don't want to waste extra space storing a huge ironing board for the few times you need to iron clothes, then check out this cool new heat- and scorch-resistant silicone-coated cotton ironing blanket.

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ASIMO Robot Costume

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 14:04:40 -0600

The HONDA ASIMO robot is beyond cool, but unfortunately not for sale. Well, now you can have your very own ASIMO walking around and falling over when you dress yourself, your significant other or friend up in this cool new ASIMO Robot Costume Suit from Japan.

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Beardski - Bearded Ski Mask

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 08:33:43 -0600

Whether you're skiing or snowboarding down the slopes, tearing across the country on your Chopper, or just prospecting for gold up in the frigid mountains, keep your head protected from the cold and look extra tough doing it when you don one of these cool new Bearded Ski Masks.

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USB Cufflinks - Link Cuffs, Store Data and Create a Wi-Fi Hotspot

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 17:37:32 -0600

These cool new USB Cufflinks hide a 2GB flash drive and a portable high-speed WiFi hotspot right in plain site.

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Inflatable Tentacle Arm

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:43:58 -0600

Hail a cab. Point things out. Wear at football games instead of the foam finger. Complete your octopus costume. Gesture to drivers who cut you off. Ruin family photos. Clear out the dance floor. The possibilities are endless.

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VentureHeat - Ultimate Rechargeable Heated Gloves

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 14:49:40 -0600

When skiing, snowboarding, shoveling snow, throwing snowballs or just spending any extended time out in the frigid winter weather, keep your hands extra toasty warm with these cool new VentureHeat - Ultimate Rechargeable Heated Gloves.

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Real Working Vintage Lighter Cufflinks

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 06:18:18 -0600

When you're dressed up in your most dashing and suave best, these real working vintage lighter cufflinks are sure to add the final spark to your formal attire.

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Dexter Splatter Apron

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 21:17:58 -0600

Whether you're slicing and dicing in the kitchen or a kill room, protect your clothing from splatter using this cool new charismatic serial killer approved Dexter Splatter Apron!

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