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Giant Lifesized Scarecrow

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:46:02 -0500

This Lifesized Scarecrow is sure to keep those pesky crows out of your yard this Halloween and frighten the trick-or-treaters as well.

Grey Octopus Tee

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 13:36:14 -0500

If you've always wanted a t-shirt with a cool octopus on it, you can't go wrong with the amazing Grey Octopus Tee by Dead Worry.

Terrorist Teapot - Evil Teapot with Ski Mask Tea Cosy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:39:47 -0500

A tea cozy is an embroidered cover for teapots that helps keep the tea insulated and warm while it brews. The sinister Terrorist Teapot, on the other hand, wears a black balaclava ski mask tea cozy instead.

Bombs Away Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:45:27 -0500

I don't usually get too excited over ties, but when they feature giant bombs falling from fighter planes like on the Bombs Away Tie, I have to do a double-take.

Bad Moon T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:07:13 -0500

While werewolves may only live in the legendary tales told around campfires, they can still be idolized with these cool new Bad Moon T-Shirts created by the Ames Bros.

Dog Umbrella Leash

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:24:47 -0500

If it's raining, sleeting or snowing hard enough for you to grab an umbrella while taking your dog for a walk, shouldn't your little friend get some weather protection as well?

Funny T-Shirt - Good-Bye Elliot

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 16:00:05 -0500

E.T. Pwn3d home.

Mohawk Drink Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:53:04 -0500

Unlike a boring old helmet, this hat looks like a head with a punk-inspired mohawk hairstyle with two cupholders hanging off each side.

USB Air Conditioned Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:57:43 -0500

The USB Air Conditioned Shirt is a fantastic invention for hot days! USB-powered fans blow fresh air into the shirt. Great for any hot office or room, or even for portable action with a laptop or other device.

Telescope Walking Stick

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 16 May 2008 10:03:02 -0500

This stylish walking stick has a 1 inch thick staff made from solid African rosewood and is topped with a solid genuine brass knob handle. When you need to see something a bit closer, simply pull the handle out, unscrew the knob and pull out the hidden collapsible 4 1/2 inch telescope.

Nubrella - Ultimate Hands Free Umbrella

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 15 May 2008 18:17:25 -0500

This modern 21st century umbrella isn't simply an improvement on the old stick and canopy design, but is shaped like a futuristic space helmet that not only covers and protects your head from rain, wind, sleet, snow and extreme cold, but your shoulders as well.

Inflatable Backpack Pontoon Boat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 15 May 2008 14:57:19 -0500

This is the 8 foot long inflatable pontoon boat that stows in a lightweight backpack and assembles by hand in 15 minutes, providing a convenient means to reach otherwise inaccessible lakes and streams.

Doggles - Stylish Protective Eyewear for Dogs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:53:28 -0500

Not only are they funny, the anti-fog, shatterproof lenses also offer 100% UV protection from the sun and protection from wind, bugs and debris, if your dog likes riding in the car with his head out the window.

Balanzza Digital Luggage Scale

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:47:46 -0500

The next time you travel by airline, check the weight of your luggage beforehand and avoid overweight fees with this cool new digital luggage scale.

Metal Zydeco Washboard Tie

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:03:02 -0500

Hawaiian Shirts For Dogs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:02:02 -0500

Your dog will be the life of the party with this set of 3 Hawaiian shirts with different tropical prints.

Broken Image Necklace

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:57:02 -0500

In the 21st century, the little cracked computer symbol with a green circle, a blue square and a red triangle is almost as common to see as the smiley face. Well, now there's the ironic Broken Image Necklace.

Mini Leprechaun Hat

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 09:39:43 -0500

If you are ever lucky enough to capture a real live leprechaun and you still can't get him to reveal the secret location of his pot o' gold, then simply steal his cool little lucky hat instead.

Funny T-Shirt - Emperor's Club VIP Client #9

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0500

All ex-Governor of New York Eliot Spitzer got was this lousy t-shirt!

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Theatrical Poster

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:40:43 -0500

The official Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Teaser Poster has just been released and features all new artwork by legendary artist Drew Struzan.

Bumps-Be-Gone Flexible Hangers

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:55:56 -0600

No more wire hangers!!!

Wine Rack Drink Dispensing Secret Bra Flask

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 10:45:07 -0600

This innovative drink dispensing bra, has a secret and discreet polyurathane bladder that holds over 750ml or 25oz. (about 1-1/2 bottles of wine) of your favorite beverage and has a routable drinking tube attached for dispensing the alcohol into cups, drinking like a straw or just for re-inflating the bra when the booze is gone.

Proximity Based Dynamic Life Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 07:29:47 -0600

These t-shirts, sold in paris, have removable animated decals with six nostalgic 8-bit video game styled life hearts on the front that light up individually as the two shirts get closer to each other.

Oakley Medusa Hat and Goggles

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:31:53 -0600

Greek mythology taught us that by simply looking at Medusa, a monstrous woman with snakes for hair, would turn you to stone. Well, good luck taking your eyes off the ultimate in apolocalyptic apparel, the Oakley Medusa Hat and Goggles.

Black Beret Shower Cap

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 19:14:12 -0600

If more of the French actually showered, they might wear this cool new Black Beret Shower Cap to keep their hair from getting wet. I guess if you need a shower cap, you might as well get a fun one. Also available in Raspberry and Devil Horns.