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DangerBomb Alarm Clock - Don't Cut the Wrong Wire!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:34:46 -0600

This evil alarm clock is designed to look just like a real bomb with three colored lights and three colored wires. When the preset alarm sounds, you will have to awaken and try to think quickly as the bomb randomly chooses colored lights that tells you which wires to cut in which order before it "explodes" with non-stop KABOOM sounds.

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Rocket Launcher Alarm Clock

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 01:33:08 -0600

Wake up to a NASA style countdown and a rocket launch! You MUST find the rocket and put it back on the stand to make the alarm clock stop ringing!

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Sunrise / Sunset Simulating Clock

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 14:47:30 -0500

Gently wakes sleepers or lulls them to sleep by simulating a sunrise or sunset using an existing bedside lamp.

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PetSafe Ultrasonic Birdhouse Stops Barking Dogs

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 18:19:33 -0500

This innovative and cool new dog barking deterrent device is disguised as a simple, decorative birdhouse that emits a safe high-pitched ultrasonic tone, that is inaudible to humans, to effectively quiet the dog down when it detects repetitive barking.

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Room Tech Beingz - Temper Tantrum Throwing Alarm Clock

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:48:42 -0500

The world's first alarm clock to throw a full-scale raging temper tantrum if you don't awaken on time.

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ThinkGeek Annoy-A-Tron - Turn On, Hide It and Laugh

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:17:12 -0500

The Annoy-A-Tron is a tiny thin electronic device that emits seriously annoying beeps (2 kHz, 12 kHz, or alternating) randomly in 2-8 minute intervals. Just turn it on and hide it (it has a magnet) and you'll drive your friends, family, co-workers and general public absolutely insane.

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Pranksters - Light-Activated Annoying Sound Device

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:20:27 -0500

Hide these small, light-activated Pranksters in someone's bedroom, home or office. When the lights are on, they're quiet, but when the lights go off...that's when the madness of annoying sounds of crickets, mosquitoes, dripping taps and dog barking begins!

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The Bomb Bank

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 03:06:58 -0600

If you don't add coins frequently enough, this bank gets angry and explodes your savings all over the room.

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Mr. Clock Radio - World's First Robot Radio!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:14:41 -0500

Wake up to the world's first robot radio.Wakes anyone up in over 30 different ways, from a gentle voice to a shouting drill sergeant. A great gift for anyone who loves gadgets.

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Clocky Robotic Wheeled Alarm Clock

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 21 May 2007 03:29:09 -0500

As if ringing alarm clocks aren't annoying enough in the morning, now they can also jump right off your nightstand, onto the floor and roll around the room. The Clocky Robotic Wheeled Alarm Clock will not turn off until you actually get out of bed to find it or end up shooting it. It's probably not a good idea to leave your bedroom door open then or this thing might find its way right out of your room and you'll never wake up.

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The Flying Alarm Clock

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 00:24:57 -0600

The Flying Alarm Clock is quite possibly the most annoying and frustrating alarm ever created. When the alarm sounds, it launches a spinning rotor 9 feet up into the air. The alarm will not turn off until you wake up, get out of bed, fetch the lost rotor, which could have landed anywhere in the dark, and return it to the clock base. By forcing you to think about finding that missing rotor and making you stumble around the bedroom, you have a much better chance of actually staying awake.

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113 dB Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock and Bed Shaker

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 23:14:38 -0600

Heavy sleeper? If the Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock and Bed Shaker doesn't wake you up you probably died in your sleep. Not only does this alarm blast you with a 113 decibel alarm blast (a Power Saw is 110 dB and Pain begins at 125 dB) it also shakes your bed with a vibrating bed shaker attachment. Don't sleep through this alarm or you could wind up deaf and shaken.

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Monogrammed Alligator Flyswatter

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 12:58:04 -0600

The No. 1 Alligator Flyswatter by Colonel Littleton is quite simply stunning, as far as luxury flyswatters go. Great gift for those with general insect intolerance.

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The Fire Bell Alarm Clock is LOUD!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 21 Nov 2006 14:49:42 -0600

Can't wake up in the mornings? Kids won't either? The Fire Bell Alarm Clock ought to do the trick. It's a FIRE BELL!

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Verilux Rise and Shine - Alarm Clock Lamp

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 22:26:57 -0500

Everyone needs a good alarm clock. Everyone needs a bedside lamp. Finally the two have been combined into the cool Verilux Rise and Shine Alarm Clock & Bedside Lamp. By combining the two, the alarm can be set to gradually light the lamp to simulate a sunrise.

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Blowfly - Flying Alarm Clock by Ena Macana

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 07 Feb 2006 06:22:00 -0600

I can have alarms going off beeping and flashing all around me and I'll sleep right through it, but an alarm clock that flies up into the air and buzzes around like an annoying mosquito is an idea that just might work.

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