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Ancient Mead-Making Kit

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 17:33:39 -0500

Want to drink the oldest known fermented beverage in history? Then brew up your own like any proper medieval warrior would with this cool new homemade mead-making kit.

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Kraken Decanters

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 14:57:07 -0600

Time for drinks? Unleash the Kraken!!!

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Petrified Wood Stump End Table

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 11:02:31 -0600

These anciently rustic, one-of-a-kind end tables are made from petrified wood sourced from Indonesia.

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Self-Watering Herb and Succulent Planter

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 12:12:50 -0600

Self-watering planter made from naturally porous unglazed earthenware that helps to regulate, filter and allow the water in the central chamber to seep through into the surrounding soil of the outer donut-shaped chamber.

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Das Horn - Modern Drinking Horn

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 11:04:33 -0600

This modern take on an ancient drinking vessel/horn is sure to be a hit with thirsty warriors everywhere.

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Garden Mummy Statue

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 16:10:39 -0500

This ancient undead corpse has escaped its dreary cursed tomb and is looking for more scenic gardens and lawns to spend its next life.

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Tea Leaf Reading Kit

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sun, 13 Nov 2011 12:32:37 -0600

You know what's better than sipping hot black tea? Sipping hot black tea and connecting with the spiritual world to foretell your fate through the ancient Chinese mystical art of tea leaf reading!

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Horn Whiskey Tumblers

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 18:21:33 -0500

Normally I would use a full-sized ox horn to down my poison before charging into a savage warrior battle, but when it's time for a little moderation, it's best to stick with these smaller Horn Whiskey Tumblers.

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Medusa Animated Halloween Bust

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 15:06:45 -0500

Nothing could be more fitting for a bust or terrifying to behold than the severed head of Greek mythology's most venomously evil creature, Medusa!

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20 Foot Animatronic Triceratops

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 13:03:41 -0500

This massive 20 foot long, motion-sensing, animatronic Triceratops is the same one featured at The Field Museum of Natural History and is the ultimate pre-historic addition to any dinosaur lover's home or office!

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Tiki Pepper Grinder

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 13:03:47 -0600

Just fill this mysterious and monolithic head up with whole peppercorns and push the nose for a sneeze-free dash of pepper. Mystery solved.

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Boomerang Wok

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 09:57:15 -0500

Wok with an innovative cupped edge that allows the ingredients to easily be turned over with a simple movement of the spatula - no need to lift the pan!

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Posable Lifesized Wrapped Mummy Statues

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 16:29:32 -0500

This ancient, undead pyramid dweller has escaped his Egyptian tomb and is now looking to spend the afterlife sitting, standing or just lying around your place!

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Mayan Magic Chocolate Making Kit

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 17:52:49 -0500

Make and experience pure, decadent chocolate the way ancient Mayans and Aztecs used to create it 3000 years ago!

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Samurai Sword Chopsticks

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 00:57:03 -0500

Chopsticks are fun to wield around when eating Asian food, Samurai swords are fun to unleash when charging into a fearsome ancient battle and Samurai Sword Chopsticks are just plain cool somewhere in between!

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Cobra God Wadjet - Sculptural Floor Lamp

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 15:08:52 -0500

This massive, six-foot-tall Egyptian serpent has uncoiled and risen up as if prepared to strike and is crowned with a glowing stained glass orb that holds a 60-watt bulb!

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Mummy Cat

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 08:31:39 -0500

Do you dare disturb these undead feline pyramid pets and risk the curse?

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Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 17:09:34 -0500

Be sure to eat these tasty ancient warriors before they slice and dice the other gingerbread men and try to assassinate you as well. On second thought, Ninjas are simply to dangerous in any form!

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Count Ketchup Spread Head

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 11:41:56 -0500

This terrifying little vampire head screws onto most upright ketchup bottles and lets you squeeze blood red ketchup from his fangs!

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Ninja Garden Gnome Statue

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 13:04:52 -0500

I bet my garden gnome can beat up, er, make that lethally assassinate your garden gnome!

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Japanese Maple Bonsai

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 18 May 2010 16:21:08 -0500

Just like a real tree, this little 12 inch tall Japanese maple tree has leaves that change colors with the seasons, fall in the Winter and bud again in the Spring!

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Gnarled and Twisted Ent Tree Statue

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 08 May 2010 16:21:52 -0500

This crazy, Middle-Earth inspired garden sculpture is sculpted 360 degrees, crafted of durable, weather-resistant resin and then painstakingly hand-painted.

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Odin Tree Stump Sculptural Table

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 15:21:24 -0500

Before there were tables, there were tree stumps and before there were tree stumps, there were ancient tree deities called Green Men who roamed about the dark forests on their roots attempting to hide from crazy, ax-wielding logging goblins... or something like that.

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King Moai - Massive Easter Island Statue

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 18:05:22 -0500

Heavyweight, six foot tall replica of the infamous Moai stone monoliths of Easter Island!

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Ninja! Heads Will Roll! T-Shirt

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 18:14:59 -0500

This clever t-shirt features a deadly ninja assassin swooping by, sword in hand, unleashing a fatal beheading to you, the unlucky shirt wearer. That's not ring around the collar, it's your blood! Love it!

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Roast My Weenie - Samurai Warrior Hot Dog Cooker

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:08:08 -0600

A fearless stainless steel effigy that literally enters the heat of battle armed only with two sharp sais and armored solely with a weenie sheathing his phallic, metallic, front appendage. If you're having a party, simply line up a battalion of these ancient wiener warriors on your BBQ grill and if you hear any war cries, it's probably just a greasy flare-up!

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Royal VKB - Terracotta Stay-Cool Water Carafe

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 18:23:32 -0600

Naturally cooling terracotta water carafe is a stylish fusion of ancient technology and modern design!

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Star Wars Lightsaber Chopsticks

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:19:10 -0600

Not as clumsy or random as forks and are perfect for slurping up strange blue noodles in some intergalactic restaurant in a galaxy far, far away.

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Mini European Olive Trees

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:31:33 -0600

These young seedling olive trees come in stylish terra cotta pots and after flowering each spring, will produce real black olives!

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Giant Easter Island Moai Monolith Sculpture

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 01:43:16 -0600

Huge, yet scaled, reproduction of one of the Moai stone monoliths found along the Easter Island coastline is cast in quality designer resin and finished to look like actual rough, chiseled stone!

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Tuscan Olive Bonsai Tree

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:10:51 -0600

If you love bonsai trees and olives, well, your dreams have come true!

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Literal Money Tree

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 08:27:28 -0500

This handcrafted lucky sculpture looks like a little bonsai tree, but rather than leaves, it has adjustable replica Chinese coins hanging from the branches instead.

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King Ah-Ah-Choo - Egyptian Tissue Box Cover

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:25:10 -0500

During the cold, flu and unstoppable, killer Swine Flu pandemic season, don't just sneeze in your elbow or wherever is trendy, simply reach for a tissue from this cool new King Ah-Ah-Choo - Egyptian Tissue Box Cover!

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Sentina ZenLight - Motion-Sensitive LED Light

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:58:47 -0500

Motion-sensitive LED light combines modern technology with ancient Japanese design to create a tranquil and energy-efficient nightlight that automatically turns on when you enter a room and turns off when you leave!

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Genuine Handmade Irish Shillelagh

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 09:31:01 -0500

Genuine walking stick handmade in Ireland of blackthorn wood from remote areas of County Wicklow, Cork and Kerry!

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DIY Dinosaur Lamps

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 11:54:07 -0500

Fearsome little T-Rex, Diplodocus or Triceratops glowing sculptures / lamps.

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Lifesize Terracotta Warriors

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 07:41:55 -0500

Lifesize reproductions of the Terracotta Army of the first Emperor of China.

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Ninja Star Coat Hooks

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 22:22:41 -0500

When a ninja comes home after a long hard day full of assassinations and other super stealth killing action, they need to hang their dark masks up on something appropriate like these cool new Ninja Star Coat Hooks.

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King Tut Egyptian Tissue Box Cover

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 13:30:45 -0500

Quality designer resin cover that fits most standard tissue boxes.

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Golden Dragon Bone China Tea Tumbler

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:32:29 -0500

Take your favorite teas on the go with this attractive bone china tea tumbler with removable stainless steel infuser.

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Himalayan Salt Plate

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 16:57:59 -0500

This 11 pound block of translucent pink salt is hand-cut from ancient mineral deposits in Pakistan and can be used for cooking meats, fish and more.

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Dragon Double-Walled Travel Tumbler for Tea

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 20:29:52 -0500

After so many years of searching, I think I finally found a suitable vessel for transporting my ancient morning brew, this cool new Dragon Double-Walled Travel Tumbler.

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Shoji Paper Lantern

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:03:45 -0500

These unique ribbed paper lanterns are handcrafted with mulberry paper that is inlaid with pressed leaves from the Hong Kong orchid tree. The paper is then stretched over a wooden frame of recycled pine and sustainable acacia.

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Miniature Tuscan Olive Tree

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 17:00:36 -0500

Bring a touch of the Mediterranean into your life with this cool new and eco-friendly Miniature Tuscan Olive Tree.

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Leprachaun Beer Tap Handle

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 16:17:22 -0500

The cool new Leprachaun Beer Tap Handle will surely bring you some good luck, probably steal your gold and maybe even pour you a pint of green beer this St. Patrick's Day.

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Legendary Trojan Horse Sculpture

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 17:00:51 -0600

Artistic rendition of the legendary Trojan horse of Virgil's epic poem

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Indiana Jones - Golden Fertility Idol Bank

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 11:18:31 -0600

You heft your bag of sand and contemplate the weight of the idol, but it could all boil down to the weight of a few pennies. Why? Because this Golden Idol is a BANK!

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Samurai Sword Umbrella

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 16:59:32 -0600

Although it seems like an ordinary umbrella at first glance, when its unleashed from its nylon scabbard sheath and the button is pushed to automatically extend the canopy, a samurai sword handle is revealed.

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Ninja Throwing Star Thumbtacks

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 05:53:21 -0600

These shuriken tacks are more organizational in nature than deadly, but they do look just like the real thing when embedded into a surface.

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Dragon Magic Steamer

contact@thegreenhead.com (The Green Head) — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 16:43:26 -0600

This cool new cast aluminum dragon sits atop your stovetop and puffs steam into the air from its nostrils. Simply fill with water, place on the stove, turn up the heat and watch as the steam emanates from this ancient reptilian beast.

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