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Roast My Weenie - Stainless Steel Hot Dog Cooker

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 19:22:16 -0500

Yes, nothing will class up your shiny new BBQ grill better than this clever, stainless steel, anatomically correct, man-shaped, stick figure roasting tool that helps keep your hot dog up and off the grill.

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Hillary Clinton Nutcracker With Stainless Steel Thighs!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 19 Aug 2007 10:46:01 -0500

Simply place your nut between her thighs, give her legs a nice firm squeeze and CRACK!!, a perfectly pulverized nut.

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Philips Norelco Bodygroom - Gain that Extra Optical Inch!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 16:12:50 -0600

Guys, there's no way I can even attempt to sell this product any better than the guy in the video below. Scroll down, watch it and learn how now, you too can now shave everywhere and gain that Extra Optical Inch. Looks like a great solution to the overgrown twig and berries problem, but this ad is a classic.

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Truck Nutz - Give Your Truck Some Balls!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 22:45:54 -0500

I was recently stuck in a massive traffic jam heading back to Green Head HeadQuarters and saw something that made my day much more interesting. A big truck in front of me had a set of balls, as in testicles, hanging from the trailer hitch!

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