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Terry Turtle - Motion-Activated Swearing Toy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:49:00 -0600

If you're easily offended by profanity and obscenities spewed forth from talking animal toys, then you're the perfect target for the funny new Terry Turtle.

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Modern Condom Dispenser

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:21:42 -0500

This sleek and stylish personal condom dispenser is made of aluminum and holds approximately 24 condoms. To use it, simply remove the cap and deposit the condoms from the top of the case. Every time you dispense one, the cap descends to indicate the amount remaining.

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Swear Bear Cursing Plush Toy

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:24:43 -0600

This funny, but very not-for-kids, adults-only novelty plush is equipped with a voice chip that spouts obscenities at any who would dare squeeze him.

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Mile High Kit

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 04:42:39 -0600

Traveling by airplane with your sweetheart this Valentine's Day? This hard-sided travel case discreetly stashes away all the necessary risque pleasure accessories you will need if you plan on joining the exclusive mile high club!

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Funny Baby T-Shirt - Daddy Drinks Because I Cry

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 01:55:21 -0600

Yes, your wife will kill you, but still, very funny nontheless.

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Sony PlayStation 3 - We Have Chosen You!

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Sun, 15 Jul 2007 14:58:38 -0500

The Green Head has choosen PlayStation 3 over the other next-generation consoles and explains why, gives details about the price drop and 6 FREE Blu-Ray movies + remote control deal, plus shares some some favorite PS3 videos.

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Stainless Steel Condom Dispenser

contact@thegreenhead.com (Michael Kiely) — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 08:35:13 -0600

When you need a condom and you're in a hurry, wouldn't it be nice to have easy access to them? So why not keep them proudly on display on your bedside table in this stylish German Stainless Steel Condom Dispenser! Sure beats a vending machine hanging from your bedroom wall.

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