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Comment by: Guest

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 21:59:09 -0500

I have gotten hit on more times since I put my "nutz" to work, I can't tell you. Sure beats slipping your foot under the mens stall at the interstate rest stop. If you've got "nutz" you're advertising your buttz... for a good pounding!I always thought these were for typical American dopes with more beer belly than brains but boy, this is almost as good as wearing an earring in the 70's!Flaunt your fanny! Drop your nutz!

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Comment by: In Alabama

Sun, 16 Aug 2009 20:51:33 -0500

Vehicular castration! Yes, you heard me right. I got my husband a set of these balls (he thought they were funny) and he\'s been driving his Titan around for over a year with them swinging in the breeze. Today, we were going through a small town (not far from our home) and he got pulled over. The Sheriff Dep. told him the balls were \"vulgar and offensive\" and \"he could either take \'em off or get a ticket\". Needless to say, my hubby was a little upset that he was having to castrate his truck (sigh). Tomorrow, he is going back to the store to get another aircraft cable (by the way Sue in the above comment...put \'em on with that and it\'s guaranteed not to be stolen. Get from Lowe\'s) and the Titan will be \"hung\" again.

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Comment by: Sue

Tue, 05 May 2009 16:56:02 -0500

I had a nice brass set on my truck, until the old bag off the street took it upon herself to steal them that is. I admit it, I put them there mostly to hack her off.....Next pair will have the locking kit so she can't take them off...oldersters need to mind their own business and keep their hands off my car. I think they're funny and anyone so anal they can't laugh about them needs to get a life.

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Comment by: Sonny

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 21:04:54 -0500

'Joe Consumer' is a liar. Proven many times all over the internet to be David Ham's brother Kenneth. In an attempt to garner undeserved business by defamation of character as a shill for his brother, Kenneth Ham is violating multiple federal laws with this diatribe.BullsBalls.com was the first Internet web site to sell this product, and since then there have been many imitators, and Ken and David Ham are the most childish pieces of crap I have ever seen. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see their antics as childish.This is a really fun industry, and a great product, it's too bad that these obnoxious brothers are vandalizing it.Check out the new Carbon Fiber Truck Nuts at BullsBalls.com, they are truly Unique!

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Comment by: Guest

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 19:34:58 -0600

It is widely known that gents who display these are broadcasting that they are "submissive gay" - as in - likes to "catch" and not "pitch" in discreet male/male encounters, and are looking to hookup Wink. Wink.Very Brokeback don't you think?

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Comment by: Loin

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 16:04:49 -0600

I remember hearing about my own state legislature wanting to ban these but the Governor fought it because he didn't want to take them off his truck.

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Comment by: joe consumer

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 14:16:25 -0600

Bullsballs.com sells these, however they are a phishing site that stole personal info and posted it on the internet. See ripoffreport.com Search for Saller Or Beaman they are price fixing and advertising fraudulently

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Comment by: Guest

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 18:54:39 -0500

Only men with big balls are allowed to sport these, not the wanna be\'s! They are so profetic, several states have had legislation to ban them! All have failed. Mens balls are euual to womens breasts; embrace them!

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Comment by: Guest

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 18:53:55 -0500

Reality Check: it is really about male liberation. If you dont get it, you dont get it.

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Comment by: Summer

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 09:51:02 -0500

PLEASE! It's a JOKE. Anyone that has to make a big negative issue on these needs to focus on more important things in life- war, healthcare, unemployment, homeless, education, juvenile obesity....- this is supposed to give all you stressed out, up-tight people a chance to chuckle. It doesn't suggest anything about the driver as I have seen it on all "kinds" of drivers. If you are upset over these and afraid of your kids seeing it then you have major problems as there are more concerning things you need to talk to your kids about (do they litter, do they understand how important education is, giving back to their community, caring for others, staying away from drugs, not eating fast food, actually playing outside...) Just as you don't like to be stereotyped, don't stereotype those who chose to try and put a little laughter in the world. Please, use all your energy complaining to do something good for the world and yourself, like laughing!

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Comment by: Me

Tue, 27 May 2008 15:02:53 -0500

I think they're crude. Well, I mean, it's a fact that they're crude. I mean that I think they're gross and send a clear, negative message about the driver. This is someone who actually said, "That's what I need on my truck!" then bought them and fastened them onto his (I'm just assuming guys would be more likely, mind you) truck, the whole time pleased with his choice, and now drives around proudly displaying them. Not someone who saw them, chuckled, said, "Whew! That's a funny one," and then drove away. But for my part, yeah, I don't care the comic display of private parts under any circumstances. Besides, I have to drive around with kids in the car, I don't need any embarrassing conversation starters.

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Comment by: Rick

Sat, 10 May 2008 13:18:51 -0500

I live in Kentucky and although big trucks are very popular here ( men love em\') you might think these vehicle nutz would be very popular but they are not, they are actually very sparse and rarely seen. The first time I saw a pair, was on the back of a big Silverado, pumped up with big tires and the whole nine yards. On a family get together going out on a nice summer evening were my sister and I, her husband and my partner taking our mom out to dinner. All of a sudden that Silverado merged in front of us...with a big swinging flesh colored pair swaying back and forth. Well, it all broke loose. We couldn\'t believe our eyes. We all laughed and laughed, I laughed so hard my stomach got sore and I had tears in my eyes from laughing so much. Our mom was devastated and shocked... she just couldn\'t believe it , ( mom is a bit naive and quite old fashioned. ) After the laughter kind of died down my sister said \"I wonder what that guy is trying to say with those big things swinging and swaying, is he saying that he\'s got a big pair like those\" ? I said, \"No, I don\'t think so, I think he saying his truck is big, bad, bold, rugged, fuled with testosterone, and thats the equivilant of the term \"big balls , or it got lotta balls\" ! We laughed again...and mom finally got over it as, \'men will be men\'! So all I\'ve got to say is \"people get over it, it\'s hilarious.... life is too short..., have fun\" !!PS: I\'v e seen flesh ones, a silver one, a black one on a black truck with a white man driving and the two that got the most laughs were green and blue ballz.... lol !

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Comment by: Carol

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:26:23 -0500

It\'s really interesting to me that all these men, who would probably beat up anyone who suggested they were gay, are willing to put nuts on their truck. Do they not realize the invitation they are broadcasting?

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Comment by: Nick Foreu

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:09:27 -0500

All you pussies crying your eyes out over a fake set of nuts. try to remember everyone of you P.C. CRY BABIES came from a set of these. Even tho your father should have pulled out and shot it all over your mothers face.

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Comment by: Guest

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:47:22 -0600

Hmm. They make me giggle.Using them does not make you a hick, etc.That is just stereotyping. ^^;

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Comment by: Suz

Thu, 21 Jun 2007 17:45:39 -0500

I just heard about these on another forum and can't stop laughing. Don't these guys realize that by hanging balls on their truck, it makes it look like they are riding a giant penis?

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Comment by: Chad

Sun, 27 May 2007 22:01:48 -0500

These are pretty common out in the western half of the U.S. They helpfully identify for the rest of us that the driver is probably a half-drunk jackass redneck riddled with pro-Bush nationalism, no more than an 8th grade education, and decision making skills equivalent to a moderately retarded chimpanzee. Use caution when passing this sort of driver.

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Comment by: Anonymous

Mon, 12 Feb 2007 17:14:50 -0600

Exactly what you need to put on the back of your vehicle to alert everyone else that there is a redneck behind the wheel. These were originally done in a larger size for cattle haulers instead of the big cow bell you always see hanging from the back of a bull rack. Someone thought it was a good idea to down size them for smaller vehicles.

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Comment by: Devon

Tue, 31 Oct 2006 15:26:44 -0600

I have red balls on the back of my Jeep. There is a picture on my CarDomain website. Im not sure if they are legal. I have been told they are by a couple of cops. The only problem I have is a Constable keeps bothering me about them. He stoped me one day and said that I need to remove them. I told him they werent illegal. He said, "well, i dont like them. and ill consider it as the same thing as cussing at me. ill give you a ticket if you dont remove them." That was 12 weeks ago. I still have them on! Now he says he went to a judge and talked to him about it. He claims he can give me a 500 dollar ticket for having them. I dont want to take them off. I love the attention they get. Besides the constable, i have only had one complaint. They said i should have ordered CHROME INSTEAD OF RED!

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Comment by: Karen

Sun, 29 Oct 2006 16:04:54 -0600

I'm surprised these are legal, but they are funny. My husband is the type who would get them.

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Comment by: Anonymous

Sat, 28 Oct 2006 23:22:02 -0500

DON'T GET THE BLUE BALLS!

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Comment by: Anonymous

Sat, 28 Oct 2006 23:10:37 -0500

Haha you have to be so brave to hang those on your truck. I couldn't handle that much attention on the road.

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