This cool new Sandpaper Toilet Paper may look like a roll of rough sandpaper with some serious sanding grit, but it's actually 200 sheets of non-abrasive 3-ply.
This drunk garden gnome lies passed out with a bottle in hand, its bare behind up in the air, and a boozy face that identifies it as positively smashed.
Proving that you can actually wash off blood with blood, this disturbing pumpkin spice-scented bar of soap not only creates a bubbly lather, it also bleeds red.
This ceramic coffee mug has a whimsical nose on the side and includes a dry-erase pen to draw in the eyes and mouth in a style that conveys your current mood.
This set of six suave survival staches make the perfect short notice disguise and come in sealed packages to keep them extra fresh.
This jumbo-sized, 20 oz coffee mug is shaped like a miniature glass coffeemaker carafe, just like the large ones you might see refilling coffee cups in a diner.
This fun little planter pot looks like a ripped guy flexing his muscles with your favorite small plant on top of his head doubling as a stylish hairdo.
You can squish, throw, twist, punch, drop, stretch, and flatten this faux opossum like roadkill and it will still return to its original shape, ad infinitum.
Draw and write all over the sidewalk, chalkboard, or anywhere else that chalk works using a big green dill pickle shaped piece of chalk.
Ask a Yes or No question about the future, wave your hand over this mysterious sphere, and it will speak your fortune out loud, possibly from another dimension.
This miniature version of a wacky waving inflatable tube guy dances, wiggles, shakes, and flails around just like a giant full-sized one, except on your desk.
A miniature, wind-up outboard boat motor that rests on the edge of a coffee mug / tea cup and stirs in cream and sugar with its propellers.
Win every coin toss, make a decision much easier, perform a magic trick, or just make your own fate when you give these Double-Sided Quarters a flip.
You'll definitely know it's Autumn when you wipe with these pumpkin spice wet wipes that are intoxicatingly scented with cloves, nutmeg, and other Fall scents.
No matter whether it's Thanksgiving, Christmas, or just anytime of the year after having a really dry dinner, serve up these savory, gravy-flavored candy canes.
If you really, really, really like to chew gum, then this massive towering gumball machine ought to keep you chewing for a lifetime! Gumballs not included.
It fuses two 16oz beer mugs into one and won't spill because it has a sharing hole that allows one side to easily flow into the next as you drink from the side.
Your dog may think it's just a fun fetch toy, but you'll be the one enjoying it most when they return with a giant cartoon tongue hanging out of their mouth.
Sleep like a log with this rustic pillow that features a highly realistic 3D print of a log on the outside and custom-contouring micro-bead fill on the inside.
Like a box of tissues, this box of bubble wrap sheets is there to supply you with one of the most satisfying ways to relieve stress... popping bubble wrap.
A miniature wax candle version of a roaring dumpster fire that releases a fresh aromatic cedar scent instead of burning garbage.