Forged from cast iron, this knightly suit of armor fireplace tool stand includes a mighty battle axe-shaped fireplace poker, brush, shovel, and grate lifter.
This little medieval suit of armor for knighted soft-boiled eggs includes a serving spoon / sword that it can use to defend itself from giant hungry humans.
This wall-mounted medieval knight is the perfect armored guardian to protect and dispense the royal toilet paper next to your home throne.
Add a medieval touch to your home, office, or castle with one of these cool new yet quite medieval Crusader's Great Helm Gothic Trash Bins styled after 12th... More
A 100% bristle-free grill brush made from heavy duty stainless steel chainmail, just like the protective armor that knights wore, that safely cleans all types... More
This full body stainless steel chainmail dive suit keeps the wearer extra protected and hopefully intact after a bite from the perfect underwater predator, a... More
A real lightweight t-shirt forged from thousands of anodized aluminum metal rings. Chainmail is definitely the new black!
Do you know what's cooler than having a full-sized medieval suit of armor statue in your home? A medieval suit of armor that secretly hides and guards a mini... More
Despite the four huge spikes on its tail and the giant armored plates running along its back, the mighty stegosaurus was actually a friendly plant eater, but... More
This hilarious yet quite imposing cat armor is handcrafted from durable veg-tan leather and features riveted, articulated plates, dorsal spines, and overlapping... More
Realistically replicates the authentic details, movement, and sounds of an M1A2 Abrams at 1:16 scale including being able to fire up to seven 6mm pellets in... More
When bringing a bottle of wine to a party, carrying it into a medieval battle for enjoying after the carnage or just overprotecting it deep down in your wine... More
When knights weren't engaged in battle, they had meetings around conference tables just like we do today and obviously they wore something stylish like these... More
Although they may look like a battle-ready suits of armor, these handmade sweatshirts are made from somewhat less defensive cotton, but they do feature padded... More
He may only stand a miniscule 4 inches tall, but when he swings his mighty little hammer, all the rest of the neighborhood garden gnomes and assorted lawn ornaments... More
Armored medieval drinking vessel shaped like a 12th century great helm, aka helmet, worn by the knights of the Crusades.
This Knight's medieval armor looks just like the real thing, except it's a miniature replica that stands only 25 inches tall.
Hardcore office clipboard constructed from a heavy duty slab of Level II body armor that stops 9mm bullets cold. Even better, it has a clip for paper!
Umbrella sword with a massive two-handed broadsword handle wrapped in a leatherette grip and easily stores away in an included carrying case with shoulder strap... More
A fearless stainless steel effigy that literally enters the heat of battle armed only with two sharp sais and armored solely with a weenie sheathing his phallic,... More
