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Merry High Light - Miller High Life Christmas Tree Lamp

Merry High Light - Miller High Life Christmas Tree Lamp

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To celebrate the holidays and Miller High Life's 120th anniversary, they're selling this cool new Merry High Light glowing neon Christmas tree lamp with an extremely limited edition drop on 12/8/2023 at 11am cst... and you will most likely not be able to score one. It stands 2.5 ft tall, is transparent except for the illuminated green tree-shaped neon tubing, has a tree skirt that matches the Girl in the Moon's striped skirt, and includes to 2 scented bead sachets that smell like sweet tobacco and to really make you feel nostalgic for the good old days when you spent the Christmas season drinking beer in a dive bar with your friends. So it's obviously perfect for dive bars, regular bars, home wet bars, or just any spot you want to enjoy the holidays relaxing with an ice cold Miller High Life. Good luck! 🎄🍻

Update: Instantly Sold Out! ... Yeah, I didn't get one either. 🫤 However, there is still a chance to win a giant 5 ft tall version of this tree here, which would be even cooler. They're also showing up on eBay already too.

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