Retired Napa Grapevine Coasters

I'm not the biggest fan of drink coasters. Well, it's not so much the actual coaster that bothers me, it's the "coaster people". One drink on a table in their home without a coaster and it's chaoshavocpanic, yes all rolled into one, while coasters are sliding furiously down the table at you and there's usually screaming involved, dirty dirty shocked looks and sometimes a woman's tears, I've seen men's too. So if you're one of these people, the American Burger Coaster Set must have your smug jaw on the floor. Yes, each piece of the burger is a separate individual coaster. Buns, burger, tomato and of course, lettuce. It's definitely cool as far as coasters go, but I really don't want to give the spotless furniture fetish fanatics any satisfaction.

Present your favorite wine bottles in style and prevent leaving stained rings beneath them in between pours when you set them in these cool new Industrial Wine Bottle Coasters.

If teak is durable enough for boat decks on the open seas, then these cool new Teak Coasters are good enough to protect your table from mere beverage condensation rings as well.

Coasters with handy hidden bottle openers built into the bottoms, ensuring that you'll have to hunt down a missing bottle opener again.

Concrete coasters with hexagonal patterns that act as conduits to wick condensation away from glasses and cork bottoms to protect the table.

When you want to futuristically illuminate your drinks and protect precious furniture from the evils of condensation at the same time, look no further than these cool new Philips Lumiware Color Changing Coasters.

Unique spun bamboo coasters are the result of a process involving the splitting of bamboo canes, sporadically painting the pieces, and then wrapping them into circular shapes.

Not only are these functional drink coasters, they're also interactive pinball games inspired by retro 1980s arcade games. Just pull back the spring-loaded plunger and release to send the tiny pinball flying.

Whether you want to take your favorite wine, craft beer, or other chilled beverage discreetly on the go while picnicking, tailgating, camping, boating, exploring, or just going wherever or you just wish that your box of wine in the fridge was way more mobile, then check out this cool new Wine Dispensing Drink Bag.

This fun wine bottle holder is an oversized plastic green Army man toy with a bazooka on his shoulder, except the bazooka is your wine bottle.

This stunning and somewhat terrifying handmade crystal wine decanter is inspired by the fastest snake in the world, the Black Mamba, and features dual chambers to ensure perfectly aerated double decanted wine.

A simple, yet effective corkscrew with a built-in retractable foil cutter to quickly remove the foil top and a traditional waiter's corkscrew to extract the cork with general ease.

If you love drinking wine, sipping from straws, and not spilling and splashing beverages everywhere, then check out this cool new SIPSIP Wine Glass with a built-in straw.

A rustic coffee table crafted from a recycled oak wine barrel with a live edge oak and glass tabletop and storage for up to 36 wine bottles in the middle rack.

This unique candle is handmade in Hillsboro, Oregon from Cabernet Sauvignon scented soy wax that is poured into a real wine glass.

Slide the neck of a wine bottle into this hand-carved, eco-friendly mango wood holder and it balances in a way that seems to defy the laws of physics.