Wooden coasters With Built-in Bottle Openers

I'm not the biggest fan of drink coasters. Well, it's not so much the actual coaster that bothers me, it's the "coaster people". One drink on a table in their home without a coaster and it's chaoshavocpanic, yes all rolled into one, while coasters are sliding furiously down the table at you and there's usually screaming involved, dirty dirty shocked looks and sometimes a woman's tears, I've seen men's too. So if you're one of these people, the American Burger Coaster Set must have your smug jaw on the floor. Yes, each piece of the burger is a separate individual coaster. Buns, burger, tomato and of course, lettuce. It's definitely cool as far as coasters go, but I really don't want to give the spotless furniture fetish fanatics any satisfaction.

All-terrain coaster / cupholders designed to keep drinks stable on uneven surfaces like sandy beaches, grass, snow, carpeting, and more.

Coasters with handy hidden bottle openers built into the bottoms, ensuring that you'll have to hunt down a missing bottle opener again.

Sleek set of four modern metallic coasters will protect your table from drips, stains and rings in style!

A unique stackable ceramic coffee mug with three leg handles that elevate the cup up above the surface to effectively prevent spills, maintain stability on uneven surfaces, and free you from annoying coasters.

Unique spun bamboo coasters are the result of a process involving the splitting of bamboo canes, sporadically painting the pieces, and then wrapping them into circular shapes.

A whisky tasting glass shaped like a wider version of the classic Glencairn glass with a chillable metal base that properly chills down the drink without dilution.

When you have to visit a home full of coaster people, you know, insane people who absolutely flip out, scream and cry if you set down a beverage without a coaster, well you need to bring Clumsy Coasters to have a little fun with them. When they aren't looking, set down your vodka tonic on a Clumsy Coaster, which looks exactly like a clear liquid fake spill and wait for the fun. Soon you will be the center of attention as the coaster people reveal themselves, erupt into a screaming mess of tears and anger, pointing and accusing, only to realize that their precious table was protected all along and they are exposed for the uptight weirdos they truly are.

Just like a real switchblade, when you whip out and push the button on the pearlized handle of this stainless steel bottle opener, out flips, you guessed it, a handy bottle opener!

These polished stainless steel cufflinks have rigid teeth for prying off the caps of beer and soda bottles with ease after a long day at the office or a successful deal.

Hardcore tactical bottle opener made in the USA.

Sleek, modern bottle opener uses an innovative method to remove bottle caps.

When you need the absolute most hardcore and heavy duty tool to remove a pesky bottle cap from a bottle of beer, look not further than tearing it off with this cool new Railroad Spike Bottle Opener.

Innovative bottle opener with an integrated cap catcher that stores up to 30 beer bottle and soda caps. Perfect for parties and tailgating.

These elegant bottle openers from a more civilized age feature tough, stainless steel tips, sculpted resin lightsaber hilts and are handy for prying off Droid restraining bolts as well!

This handy tool lets you safely and easily pop a Champagne cork using only one hand, without creating a bubbly gushing mess and firing uncontrollable corks into a crowd.